Chapter 114: Trolls Get Drunk
Inside the Drunken Immortal Building.
Xiao Er gave Wei Zheng two pots of wine and a nibbled chicken and retreated.
Wei Zheng looked at the wine and food in front of him that cost him a month, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva a little weakly, he was not like other officials, in addition to the salary given by the imperial court, there were other store incomes, and it was the first time for him to spend so much money on a meal.
If you fight, as long as you don't get drunk, you can earn ten times of money. Wei Zheng lifted the wine jug and poured himself a glass of wine, and saw that this immortal was drunk with a bright red color, which was extremely attractive, and there was a trace of cold air on the wine glass.
"This drunken immortal building is really extravagant, and it even adds ice cubes."
Wei Zheng couldn't help but mutter.
You must know that in ancient times, if you want to keep the ice from melting for a long time, you must dig five to ten meters deep, and the scale is generally relatively large, costing tens of millions, and generally only the royal and wealthy families can afford it.
After sighing for a while, Wei Zheng picked up the wine glass, sniffed it gently, and suddenly a rich aroma of wine and mountain fruit came to his face, making him close his eyes and indulge in the intoxicating aroma of wine.
"Good wine, there is the aroma of Jiannan Burning Spring, but the fragrance is more intense than that of Jiannan Burning Spring, and it is matched with the fragrance of mountain fruits, the two are not in harmony at all, this bartender has just the right grasp of proportion, and he can be called a master of bartending."
As soon as the connoisseur spoke, he knew if there was any, and I had to say that Wei Zheng's study of winemaking had reached the level of a master, and he judged the ingredients of this wine when he smelled it lightly.
"Sizzle~, sweet, such a sweet wine in the world, it is really in vain to be able to drink such a fairy wine in your lifetime."
As an old drunkard, what could appeal to him more than good wine? At this time, Wei Zheng had completely forgotten the purpose of his coming here today, and was immersed in immortal drunkenness.
On the gnawing chicken, Wei Zheng drank cup after cup, and after a while, a pot of fairy drunkenness bottomed out, and I have to say that Wei Zheng's amount of alcohol was really good, and more than a pound of immortals were drunk, and they hadn't even drunk it. You must know that the alcohol in ancient times was generally low, and generally those who were used to drinking low-alcohol wine suddenly drank the spirit of immortal drunkenness, basically within four or five glasses, they would fall, and it was rare for someone like Wei Zheng to persist until now.
Even though Wei Zheng hadn't fallen yet, his consciousness was already a little blurred at the moment, and his face was a little red, looking at him like this, I was afraid that he was not far from getting drunk.
"Master, let's stop drinking, you've already drunk too much, and you should blame the villain when you go back."
The coachman who came with Wei Zheng saw that Wei Zheng had drunk a little too much, so he hurriedly mustered up his courage and stepped forward to persuade him.
Wei Zheng squinted his eyes, waved his hand leisurely, and said, "The old man didn't... Didn't drink much, you give it to the old ... The old man stepped back. ”
With that, he lifted another jug of wine with his slightly trembling right hand, and continued to pour wine for himself, and it was inevitable that a lot would be spilled in the middle.
The coachman's face was flushed in a hurry, and he wanted to persuade but didn't dare to persuade again, so he could only come over to help Wei Zheng pour wine.
The diners around him, seeing Wei Zheng like this, all shook their heads secretly, and their hearts were a challenger who was not self-sufficient.
Before the second pot of wine was halfway drunk, Wei Zheng finally couldn't drink it, and he looked up to the sky and laughed: "Good wine!" Then he snapped and fell to the ground.
The family member who was driving the car hurriedly stepped forward to help him up: "Master, master, are you okay?" The little ones send you home. ”
As he spoke, he was about to pull Wei Zheng to the carriage outside.
Who knew that at this time, Wei Zheng suddenly straightened up, opened his eyes, and shouted: "Bring the wine, the old man can still drink!" ”
The family was about to cry, and hurriedly said: "Master, the wine is gone, let's go home quickly, Mrs. is in a hurry." ”
Wei Zheng ignored him, pushed the family away with one arm, and shouted: "Get out of the way, Laifu, you dare not listen to the old man today, hiccup~, huh?" Who is this? ”
At this time, he suddenly stumbled two steps, walked to a diner, stretched his head forward, and his eyes were almost on the face of the person, the diner was startled by him, and hurriedly said, "What advice does this old man have?" ”
Wei Zheng laughed twice, pointed to the diner and said, "Brother Fang, are you Brother Fang?" I remember... Remember that my old Wei still owes you consistent money, hiccup~, Laifu, go to the consistent money, and return it to Brother Fang! ”
The diner hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, brother, you have recognized the wrong person, my surname is Wang, not Fang, and you don't owe me money." ”
"Who said that? How could I recognize the wrong person? Hiccup~, Laifu, did you hear it, get the money! ”
Wei Zheng patted the diner on the shoulder and laughed inarticulately.
Laifu hurriedly said: "Master, you really recognize the wrong person, this is not the appearance of the house." ”
It has already cost ten times to come to the Drunken Immortal Building today, and if Laifu takes out the money again, it is estimated that he will be skinned by Mrs. when he goes back.
Wei Zheng was instantly angry, grabbed the blessing, snatched the money bag from his waist, took out a handful of money, handed it to the diner, and said:
"The minions in the family are not sensible, don't blame Brother Fang, hiccup~, take it quickly."
"Dude, you really can't take this money, you recognized the wrong person."
Wei Zheng shouted loudly: "Let you take it..., hiccup~, if you don't take it, you won't give me Wei Xuancheng's face, hiccup~, how can I, Wei Xuancheng, be a villain who owes money and doesn't pay it back?" ”
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was shocked.
"Wei Xuancheng? This person turned out to be Wei Zheng, the Shangshu of the dynasty? ”
"Yes, I didn't expect Wei Zuocheng to be drunk, isn't he the person who claims to be the most drunk in the Tang Dynasty?"
"This Wei Zuocheng is drunk and likes to give money to people? It's so rare. ”
"Who says it's not, it's the first time I've seen someone take the initiative to send money."
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Wei Zheng didn't say that it was okay, as soon as he said it, the diner would be even more afraid to take his money, the people did not fight with the officials, at this time, if he could pay for Wei Zheng to leave, the diner would definitely take out two big gold cakes without hesitation.
Wei Zheng was entangled with the diner for a long time, and finally became a little impatient, he directly stuffed the golden cake into the diner's arms, and muttered: "Brother Fang is really unhappy." ”
Then he proudly approached another diner and asked, "Brother Yu, it's you, does the younger brother still owe you five dollars?" Rifle, get the money! ”
Rifles: .........
Where is the money on Laifu, it has always been gone, he wants to cry a little at the moment, he really wants to faint happily, he feels that if he continues like this, he will definitely be driven crazy by Wei Zheng.
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In the end, Shopkeeper Liu couldn't stand it anymore, so he called two servants and helped Laifu forcibly carry Wei Zheng into the carriage.
After a farce, he finally left a laughing stock, I am afraid that after he Wei Zheng wakes up tomorrow, he will find that he has become famous in Chang'an.
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This chapter is taken from the real plot.,When the knight was an undergraduate.,There's a roommate.,When he's drunk, he likes to ask us if he owes us money.,If someone says yes.,He will immediately take out his wallet.,Take out two Grandpa Mao and hand them to you.,But people are amused.。
Today's Tanabata Festival, I wish single dogs or people who abuse single dogs a happy holiday.
Discuss something with everyone, the knight saw yesterday's dismal first book, his heart was a little blue and thin, and he wanted to talk to the female ticket, look for comfort, and calm down the urge to want a eunuch. I'll just change it for the time being today, okay? When the knight is calm, let's resume the normal update! Everyone, understand Ga, after all, today is Tanabata, and I have to accompany my sister!
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