Chapter 166: Many people are doubting life
The enthusiastic audience member Liu Taiwei standing on the stage looked dazed: "Don't be like this, big brother, although the younger brother hasn't applied for a card yet, he has consumed a box of drinks in your store, and you still sell them so expensive." ”
"It's just to come up and play casually, everyone is happy, you see there is a winning prize of 5,000 yuan, what if you win." The host pointed to a big sign that said 5,000 yuan.
"It's a crime to counterfeit money." Taiwei has never seen such a large denomination of paper made of wrapping paper, "Anyway, have you ever given away this reward?" ”
"Not really, it's not just waiting for you to pick it up, I'm optimistic about you." The host swore solemnly.
"Big brother, let's start, it's useless to delay time, you see everyone is in a hurry." Nana's voice came from the crowd.
Well, seeing that everyone was looking forward to being beaten, the captain silently took off his flight jacket, revealing a close-fitting brocade gown, and the macho man opposite the house was shirtless and showed his eight-pack abs, and he was embarrassed to wear too much.
As soon as he took off his shirt, everyone present burst into laughter, just because behind the underwear of Captain Liu, there were four big characters embroidered: I am very awesome.
In fact, this is really not deliberately let people get it, but it is from the handwriting of Cheng Xiaoniang.
When she was in the Great Song Dynasty, the lady felt that Taiwei's gown was too plain and not good-looking, so she wanted to embroider a few peony mandarin ducks or something on it, Liu Jing was not happy, and the lady thought about it, so she embroidered this mantra that Taiwei often said in the bed.
Then both husband and wife felt that it was a good match, and the captain wore it all the time to the modern day.
Xiaowei and her female companions first leaned back and laughed, and then thought that the uncle was about to be beaten, and grabbed the arm of the companion next to her with a bitter face, and the young lady next to her also covered her face and didn't dare to look at it.
"What's that, this handsome guy, it's only been an hour since we first met, there should be no deep hatred for the holidays, you have to be merciful when you fight, don't be so scary." The lieutenant's expression was a little panicked.
I've long wanted to teach this arrogant little white face a lesson, the chicks in Lao Tzu's picture have run to your side, this is not called deep hatred, as soon as he opens the scene, he will be beaten half of his body first, so that he knows the fate of provoking his buddies.
The arrogant and fierce man didn't say much, his head moved around his neck twice, and he made a throat-cutting motion with boxing gloves on his palms, and continued to stare at the captain with his eyes to kill him.
The lieutenant spread his palms helplessly, silently put on a pair of boxing gloves, and didn't even wear protective gear on his head.
"Husband, Brother Qiangzi won't beat this kid to death, then it will be a big trouble." When Nana saw this, she began to feel a little worried.
The muscular man smiled indifferently: "This is a competition, if you really die, it will also be an accident, the company will deal with it properly, what are you afraid of." ”
Nana nodded, and said silently to Liu Jing on the stage with her mouth: "You go to die!" ”
"Bell" gong thought, the game officially began.
The arrogant macho stepped on the butterfly step and clinged to him, his hand first shook twice, and then a heavy punch hit Liu Jing's left temple with lightning speed.
"This is trying to kill me with one punch, it's too ruthless." Although the opponent's fist speed is fast, in the eyes of the captain, it is like a snail crawling.
The high-speed anthropomorphic chip in the brain has already calculated the absolute power, landing point and possible damage of this punch, and the information Liu Jing got is: If this punch falls on the head of ordinary people, it will either die or be disabled.
This is the rhythm of killing yourself, no one has thought of doing this for a long time, and I didn't expect to return to modern times when someone treats themselves like this.
Okay, then give you a lesson that will be remembered for a lifetime, teach you not to be too arrogant, so Liu Jing's also began to swing his fists.
There is no block, and the right arm seems to be a very casual wave, and the fist gloves are just slammed together with the one that the opponent hits.
With a "bang", the two full sets of knots slammed together, making a muffled sound, followed by a slight cracking of bones.
The muscular man's right hand hung down very simply, first took a few steps back, and then supported it with his left hand, rolling on the ground and wailing.
It really hurts, an unforgettable pain, I can't forget it for the rest of my life, the feeling of the muscular man at the time was that his right fist was struck together with a steel plate that hit at high speed, it is not an exaggeration at all, the arm must be fractured, and this life is a waste.
"You cheat !!" Nana's boyfriend jumped into the ring with a strong stride, looked at the condition of his teammates, and scolded angrily, and the other staff members also hurried up to the stage, carried the coach down, and helped him out to take a taxi to the hospital.
The people who ate melons were dumbfounded, and Taiwei innocently spread his hands: "I just punched him in a panic, why did I cheat?" ”
"You stuffed steel plates in your boxing gloves, don't think I didn't see it." The muscular man said angrily.
"That's the gloves you provided, okay, where can I go to find a steel plate, the gloves are on, you can check it on the spot now." The captain became more and more aggrieved.
The referee walked over, took off the white gloves, and now the two fist gloves were pinched for a long time, and then helped to pull them off, rummaged in them again, waved his hand to signal that the gloves were okay, raised Liu Jing's right hand, and announced that he had won.
"Wait a minute, I see that it was purely an accident just now, besides, this gentleman has gone on like this, and the audience has not watched it, so I want to fight him again, and if I win, not only will the prize go to him, but I will pay another 5,000 out of my own pocket, host, what do you think!" Nana's boyfriend was in a hurry.
Before he could react, the game was over, and the audience really didn't feel like it was enjoyable, it seemed to be an accident just now, so they all coaxed and asked the captain to have another game with this one.
The host asked the lieutenant, and Liu Jing simply threw his gloves on the stage: "Okay, I'll fight you empty-handed, now you won't say that I'm cheating." ”
There is a way, this person may really be a master, and some members can see the clues.
As for Xiaowei, she couldn't sit still for a long time, so they all stood up together, looking at the stage with a nervous but excited face.
"I kind of know, you invited me here just to find a way to pull me on stage, and then beat me up, isn't it, big brother?" The lieutenant seemed to understand.
Nana's macho coach boyfriend twitched the corners of his mouth: "That's right, I'm going to make you disabled in this fighting ring today, so you don't have to show off with beautiful women everywhere." ”
"Garbage"
"Who do you say is garbage?!!!"
"Don't... Don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting you, I'm saying that all of you are rubbish. "Taiwei soared out of the classic line of the elder brother who broke the water flow.
It's a pity that the macho man hasn't watched the movie "The King of Destruction", and he trembled slightly by this sentence, and he also took off his boxing gloves and threw them on the stage, with the joints on his hands rattling.
"Die!" As soon as the gong sounded, the macho man impatiently stepped forward and raised his foot to kick.
The light side of the body flashed, and Liu Jing seemed to casually hook his supporting legs, and immediately threw the macho man to the ground.
"Master!" Even if they were fools, the people who ate melons saw it, and they immediately applauded one wave after another.
Seeing the opponent get up quickly, the captain took advantage of his lack of footing, and then a beautiful mandarin duck step chain kick, the high leg swept the man's cheek, kicked him down in the ring again, and spread his hands arrogantly.
"Come on, uncle, I love you to death!!" Xiaowei screamed excitedly while jumping.
The other long-legged young ladies were also selfless, and they shouted and cheered for the captain there.
The macho man got up and fought again, but he was obviously a little cowardly, the arrogant demeanor on his face had long since disappeared, and he began to be timid when he attacked.
Taiwei is here to show off, otherwise how can he match the four words embroidered behind him, of course, the most important thing is that there are so many beautiful women and long-legged young ladies in the audience.
So the next back swing legs, split legs, catch leg falls, hug falls, over-the-shoulder falls, all kinds of difficult sanda skills were displayed by him one by one, obviously looking at the speed is not fast, the other party just can't dodge, only in the ring to be beaten.
In the end, Liu Jing used a bells and whistles scissor kick to knock the macho man in the ring, and then arrogantly fingered the embroidered words behind him, and circled around the ring, and the audience cheered thunderously.
Nana stood behind the live camera on her mobile phone, she had been standing for a long time, and there was not even a barrage during the game in the live broadcast room, and the audience was stupid.
"I seem to have fallen in love with this man, and I'm going to find him in that city." The first barrage in the live broadcast room finally appeared, and the avatar showed that it was a woman.
Then this barrage blew up the live broadcast room, and the female trumpets all jumped out at once, and they all confessed to this big brother who staged a wonderful reversal for himself, and Taiwei had countless fans for a while.
"This man is so terrible, he is so deeply hidden, when I contacted him before, I didn't see that he knew anything about martial arts, of course, I didn't see that he was a real tyrant, it was purely a mistake in his own judgment, but fortunately, he has a point, he is definitely not as good as his current boyfriend."
Thinking of this, Nana turned off the live broadcast and walked over to visit her macho husband who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face.
Mrs. Liu held up the card that said 5,000 yuan and was forced into his hand by the host, threw it aside in disgust, and walked off the fight ring to put on his coat.
"Uncle, you are amazing, you are someone's idol, I want to give you a child!" Xiaowei was so excited that she couldn't help herself, so she came up and hugged her and took a bite, and the other long-legged young ladies also came around, and she had to treat herself to a big dinner at night.
Nodding reservedly, the organizer reluctantly sent the bonus and membership card over, and deducted taxes.
The membership card was stuffed in his pocket, and the money was distributed to the young ladies on the spot, saying that it was happy money, so there were a few more red marks on the face of the captain.
"It's great to have money and know how to do martial arts, but it's a pity that there are some things that belong to men that you can never compare to my boyfriend." Nana accompanied the macho man to pass by and said sarcastically.
"You're talking about a big man, this one really can't be compared to the bottom, and I'm willing to bow down." The lieutenant is very modest.
The macho man also seemed to have found confidence, and sneered: "Dare to compare, how about five thousand yuan?" ”
The lieutenant finally understood something, shook his head and said, "This is uncivilized, I'm sorry, I need to go to the toilet first." "I turned around and went to the public toilet under the pretense of urinating.
"It's such a coincidence, I want to go to the toilet too, let's go together." The macho man followed, wanting to regain his last dignity.
The young ladies also seemed to understand something, and they were all covering their faces and laughing.
After a while, the macho man walked out alone with a disillusioned face, doubting life as he walked, Nana walked over and asked in surprise, "This is also lost?" ”
"Roll !!" The macho man roared, shaking off the woman's disappearance without a trace.
The backward lieutenant walked back slowly after washing his hands, the young ladies looked at him with strange eyes, Xiaowei walked over and said, "Uncle, you are so good, no wonder the old sister looks at you so closely." ”
"As for that buddy just now, he seems to owe me a total of 10,000 yuan." The lieutenant said.
"Ran early." Only then did the young ladies react and said.