Chapter 16: The Monkey King's Quest for Supremacy
Autumn is cool and refreshing, it is fantasy, and Autumn Tiger is really powerful. Even in this deep forest, when it is sunny for most of the year, the leaves are wilted listlessly, and the dries everywhere are so bad that a random cigarette butt can cause a mountain fire.
The fruit is ripe and the time for sake brewing is up. There was a drought this year, but fortunately there was a heavy snowfall last winter. The fruit is not as watery, but it is sweeter. This is a big event, and the whole family of four is dispatched.
There is no shortage of food at home, rich in nutrition, He Shou Wu, wild gastrodia, all kinds of game, honey, never stingy; Tiger bones, pig bones, sheep bones, soup pots are not idle every day; all kinds of wild mushrooms, bird eggs, fried and fried; The braised animal offal is heavy and beautiful, and the four brothers love it. When everyone grows up, they eat more and absorb faster, and their weight soars.
Li Dawei secretly cut the two tigers' treasures and drank them in stewed soup, and his chin was sparsely bearded, and he specially kept it, thinking it was very manly. The hair is too long, it's really troublesome, the tools don't take advantage of it, it's really short, like a dog gnawing, the 'big tiger' and 'little three' laughed at it for a while.
The 'Bully Trio' has become the 'Bully Four', and the 'Little Three' can't learn well with them, and they will all pick their teeth with Erlang's legs. 'Erlong' was pampered and arrogant, and he climbed on Li Dawei's shoulder more than 2 meters. 'Little San' rode on the back of the 'Big Tiger', holding the tiger hair in his left hand and his special mini crossbow in his right hand.
The 'Erlong' was greedy for the treatment of the 'little three', and slipped down and climbed up the neck of the 'little three'. The 'big tiger' drilled into the bushes again, and the 'little three' grinned at the branches, so he had no choice but to jump down. 'Big Tiger' glanced at Li Dawei, and his expression, 'It's not that I take the two younger brothers, it's that they don't want to stay'.
With the 'second dragon', the 'little three' couldn't catch up with the team at all, and followed behind slowly. Li Dawei chuckled, "Come on", oh, the two little brothers are on their shoulders.
Before I arrived at the fruit forest, I heard that it was boiling and the sky was boiling, and the noise was extremely loud. Yo ho, it turned out that two groups of monkeys were fighting for territory, and the monkeys and monkeys were shouting and cheering on the trees on both sides. One of them is still a little familiar, isn't this the group that stole wine last time, looking at the upturned corners of the mouth of the 'big tiger' to show its fangs, it can't be wrong.
comforted the 'big tiger', it's not a big deal to watch the excitement, and watching others fight is even more unique. The two monkey kings stretched out their hands agilely, and their strength was equal, flying up and down between the branches, you scratched me, and the hair flew everywhere. Li Dawei didn't forget to comment: "This trick monkey stealing peaches was used earlier, this trick was not right for the old tree to root at the wrong time, this trick was used by the black tiger, and this trick flying dragon was good in the sky... You have to use your brains to fight, junior, you have to learn from it, huh? What about the junior? ”
'Big Tiger' looked up,, I didn't expect 'Little Three' to be an impulsive year. I hunted with the 'big tiger' a lot of times, and my guts were fat, and a kung fu movie made the 'little three' enthusiastic, and unconsciously carried the 'mini crossbow' to the tree.
The Monkey King battle is cruel, and the losing side will lose everything, their own territory, their own wives and concubines, and their own children. The loser is driven out of the group of monkeys to fend for themselves, and then the two groups of monkeys merge into one large group, clinging to the strongest, this is the law of survival in the jungle.
The battle finally ended, and both sides were wounded. The noise on both sides also subsided, and under the obscenity of the new victor, the two groups of monkeys merged together. The losing side is an old acquaintance, who is very unwilling to watch everything that belongs to him from a distance. The losing side, the 'little three', should know, it is likely to be its cheap daddy, and only the monkey king has the right to mate in the monkey group.
The new monkey king is enjoying the happiness of hugging left and right, and the happiness of the growth of the group, and the few concubines of Xinna are also flattering to groom its hair, indicating submission. Lewd power is flourishing, but there are new challengers? 'Little Three' recklessly jumped up to the treetops.
Seeing that there were challengers again, the female monkeys immediately stepped aside to watch the excitement, shouting and cheering. Although this challenger is a half-big 'kid'. No one (monkey) thought it was a close fight, the weight difference was too big, it was absolutely one-sided, and it was a bit of a pity that no one opened the bet and could hold on for a few rounds.
The new monkey king bared his teeth and rushed over, the 'little three' grew up eating meat, and he has seen a lot of winds and waves with the 'big tiger', and he has a crossbow arrow in his hand, and the action is absolutely handsome, sniping and blind sniping, Li Dawei has never used it.
At a distance of less than 20 meters, Li Dawei and the 'Big Tiger' could dodge, and the monkey king didn't know that the opponent was 'Wang Bang' at the beginning, shooting directly through the thigh, and 'poof' fell from the tree.
Handsome for only three seconds, the throne of the new monkey king was driven down before it was hot, the monkeys couldn't react, and the monkeys were too fast.
There was silence for a while, and several female monkeys surrounded her. 'Little San' was a minor, how could he stand such a glamorous battle, so he turned around and ran to Li Dawei's shoulder and squatted.
"Eh, little three, your harem princess is going to sleep for you, why did you escape" Li Dawei teased while adding a new crossbow arrow to it.
When the monkeys saw that their 'boss' was still someone else's little brother, a small half of the monkeys still had an impression of these brothers, and they didn't dare to come over.
The defeated monkey king didn't run far, and when he saw the plot reversal, he was cheap and could take advantage of it, so he ran back murderously and challenged the 'little three'.
The female monkey's fragrant battle can't bear it, and the male monkey's provocation is not afraid. 'Little San' went out again, still sniping, this defeated monkey king didn't see how the new monkey king was killed just now, he knew it was useless, and he couldn't hide.
A proper generation of male masters, double killed two monkey kings, successfully usurped the throne, the female monkey's estrogen was stimulated, looking at the 'little three' eyes were red, who doesn't love such a handsome little student. The 'little three' was so frightened that the 'mini crossbow' was thrown away, and he hugged his head and ran away.
The 'big tiger' roared in time to keep the innocence of the 'little three'. However, the female monkeys have been guarding and refusing to go, this is the rule of the jungle, the monkey king does not give orders, who dares to run around. There was a female monkey trembling over, and the 'little three' greeted her, looking very affectionate, either her own mother or stepmother.
Managing the monkey group, the junior has no experience and lacks the style that he should have as the new monkey king.
"Little San, be a little more stylish, the male monkeys have been killed by you, are you still afraid of a few female monkeys? Is it not good for your body? Li Dawei is not a serious person either, "Big Tiger, drag the spoils of your fourth brother over" After speaking, he snorted at the two male monkeys who fell to the ground.
The two former monkey kings were stinking when they were dragged over by the 'big tiger', and they were scared to pee when the 'big tiger' yelled mouth-to-mouth. Li Dawei saw that the two arrows had pierced the monkey's legs, so he could only break the arrows and pull them out again and apply medicine. Seeing that the new monkey king did not expel them, the two monkeys trembled and did not dare to move.
The accession of the fourth and new kings to the throne must be celebrated, and they must not lose their share. Open the cellar and take out the wine, this is much better than the all-natural 'monkey wine'. Monkeys are good wine, and they are restless when they smell it. 'Little San' fed the two challengers a bowl first, and forgot that the wounds hurt both of them. There are not enough jars, so you can only drink them in batches.
Wine is the best emotional catalyst, a few bowls of wine in the stomach, dizzy, the enemy can be called a brother, not to mention the royal wine rewarded by the king.
Show it with authority, give it with virtue. Ordinary people, a bowl of a few monkeys, and there is no limit to their own people.
The wine was hot, Li Dawei burped and said: "Little San, your group of subordinates can't just eat and not work, look at it, we have to clean up the original wine cellar, and someone has to pick the fruit to make wine again." ”
Throwing things is a monkey's forte. The Monkey King had an order, and a group of monkeys ran to the cellar and threw out all the rotten fruit residues inside. However, the discipline of this group of workers needs to be improved, and they get excited when they work, jumping and jumping in the cellar pool.
Those who work actively and act quickly are rewarded, which fully mobilizes their enthusiasm. Li Dawei has to be busy with a day's work, and it will be solved in less than an hour.
The trouble lies in cleaning the cellar pool, many younger brothers, and there are not enough tools. can only work hard for the 'big tiger', even with words and gestures, let the 'little three' take care of his subordinates, and close the door when he leaves. The 'little three' rode the 'big tiger' majestically and majestically with a large number of little brothers.
The orchard fell silent all of a sudden. There were only four 'people' left at the scene, and the scene was very weird: Li Dawei stared directly at the two monkey kings before the disaster, and the 'two dragons' were entrenched on the shoulders of the eldest brother, and the snake's head was peeking out from the top of his head and spitting out the core, and he was also staring straight at it. The two brothers seemed to be wondering whether to stew, braised or kebab for lunch. That's what the two former monkey kings thought, their legs couldn't help but clench, and the urge to urinate came up again.
Li Dawei's eyes were not focused, and his left hand picked his upper lip, pondering the question. I used to work alone, and my work efficiency was not as good as that of the 'little three' group of unreliable little brothers, so I had to change my thinking, 'fat is good for the world, and thin is good for myself', well, no, you have to rely on the strength of the collective.
If you want to become a real bully, you need to have your own 'team', with a large number of little brothers to show off their might, have a little brother in fights, and have a little brother to pay the bill when eating, hey, what to pay, not in line with the style of bullies, eat the overlord meal directly, and see the beautiful... Well, the female monkey, the female snake, and the tigress snatched home, which is so exciting.
YY was easily distracted, and Li Dawei was awakened by the strong smell of urine. When the two monkeys saw the 'boss' of the 'boss' staring at them like this, their mouths laughed so lewdly and wickedly, and the wine turned into urine.
"Uh, two Aiqing, this urinating everywhere is not right, look at your monkey king 'little three', he has always squatted in the pit"