Xizi tears

Text\Sparrow Zhang Xiaojing

Chapter 7 People look like dogs, and they are vicious and difficult to change

"Sir......" gently pushed the door open, and saw a man with a scruffy beard, and it was difficult to hide the red light on his face: his clothes were dirty and torn, but his face was radiant. Hearing the voice, the man turned his head, his face was full of joy and smile, the childlike clean smile, like a wind broom, gently brushing the person's body, making people's hearts clean and open

"Xizi, Xizi, you are amazing, bold and careful, methodical, and saved the family! I am really my good disciple, I am happy and proud in my heart, and from now on, I am more relieved to hand over everything to you, like a cloud, like a bird, leisurely, leisurely, traveling around the world."

"How old are you, sir? Why is it so heavy to play? Thinking about playing all day long! Saiko smiled dumbly.

"Haha......"

"Oh, by the way, sir, there's something that puzzles me, and I'm going to ask him!"

"It's the one who claims to be your father, Shi Qingcha, right?"

"Oh, sir, are you really a fairy?"

"Haha......"

"Come, let's see his past life, right? After reading it, you will understand, and you will not be full of doubts" Mr. said, took out the reincarnation mirror, brushed off the layers of dust and dust on it, revealing a smooth and bright mirror, the mirror is dark and bottomless, there is a moment of quiet contemplation, as if loading something, sure enough, only for a while, a sudden cheer, on the mirror, the glow is shining, the clouds and mist are steaming, and the three big characters are vividly presented, 'Nantianmen' A good Nantianmen, with the two golden dragons gently raising their heads, the door squeaked open, and the door opened, revealing the ethereal fairy mist, The winding fairy road, the shining peach, the dusty jade tree fairy, and the fluttering clothes, the immortal family who can't tell whether to go or fly, and the golden palace with the exquisite carving and starry light...... On the Golden Palace, the phoenix crown is draped, with a smile on her face, although her body is bloated, she is still delicate and beautiful, right? Next to the queen mother, the yellow-crowned python robe, white hair and white beard, bloated and seemingly immovable must be the Jade Emperor, is it Sunday? There is no immortal on the Jinluan Palace to work, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are idle flirting and scolding (I didn't expect these two enemies, when they were young, they cheating more than once, scandals continued, they were old, but they were hand in hand, relying on each other, and the feelings were unusually harmonious) In addition, on the empty hall, there were a few tengus, chasing and playing with joy, howling by sexual indulgence, as if they had become the gods standing on duty, that is, this group of dogs is fine, knowing that the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are in a good mood today, they are no longer like slaves, sure enough, The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother looked at their lively dog appearance, smiled, doted, and looked at it with relish, but felt interesting and cute...... Outside the main hall, the immortals drank tea, played chess, played cards, chatted and fooled around: in the main hall, the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, a group of dogs barked, noisy, idle and leisurely squandered a lot of good time, just like a while, and after a while, the Jade Emperor suddenly raised his ass 'fluttering ......', a loud fart, suddenly, a turbid air, like the tide of the rising tide, wave after wave dispersed, probably really smelly, you see, the Queen Mother covered her nose, and the group of dogs hula lala to the outside of the hall:

"Phew, does it stink? , I'm a royal fart, you dare to dislike it," he said, covering his nose and laughing embarrassedly. I was embarrassed to laugh, tugging on the sleeve of the queen mother, wanting to say something good, teasing my wife with small words, making my wife happy, my wife shook off his hand and pointed to the gate, and there was a dog at the door who was not leaving:

"Bah! Why don't you run away? Aren't you afraid of my fart? The Jade Emperor felt very strange, beckoned him to come closer, came to ask, the big black and white flower, the big thin dog, running forward, hanging his tail and bowing his head, lowered his eyebrows and looked respectful:

"Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor, you have cultivated for several hundred and eight thousand years, and the long years and long years have condensed into essence, so everything in your body is the essence of heaven and earth, the essence of heaven and earth, so small that you only feel flattered, where do you dare to have the slightest dislike"

Wow, wow, listen, people can speak, this, this word, like the gentle little hand of the wind in the spring, gently brushes the hearts of people, so that the spring heart ripples with the heart of the silk, leisurely stretches and slowly blooms, little by little flowers to spread fragrance wave by wave, it is really comfortable, it is really joyful. For a while, the Jade Emperor had a smile on his nose and eyes, and stroked the dog with a smile:

"You are so cute, I like you so much, from now on, I will make you the head of this group of tengu, the head of the dog" This dog, knock down and kneel, knock knock is three rings, yes, how many years have you been mixed, just a small follower, patted a sycophant, and mixed into a head, it tasted the sweetness, it was really indescribably happy, and ran out happily to join its brothers, this time, it can be a level higher than them, giving orders to show off its might, playing the majesty of the head, and enjoying the pleasure of the head.

In the blink of an eye, how many days have passed? On this day, it is not a Sunday, it is the time of the dynasty, the gods have written books, the recitals of the books, the reports of the reports, the requests for instructions, the requests for seals that need to be sealed, and the requests for instructions that need to be approved...... Busy and busy, the Jade Emperor read the book, stamped, and wrote the consent...... Just busy dizzy, yawning again and again, alas, after all, the years are not forgiving, after so many and so many hundred and eight thousand years, his old man is really old, as the saying goes, there are many old roots, and there are many old words, Fei yes, my opinion is a little indecent, it is a lot of old and urine, sure enough, this is not, not for a while, his old man got up, and he had to go out again, and he went for a long time and a long time before he came back, and he came back with sweat, weak limbs, and a tired face, as if he had done heavy work as if he was seriously ill, and he was loose and had no spirit at all. The old man is probably constipated, thinking, hundreds of thousands of years of body, many days to hold out, the smell, must be full of full, huh, huh, the immortals endured for a while, and endured for a while, but I really couldn't hold back, so, some covered their noses, my choked red eyes, some coughed out, some squaaked and vomited, and some ran out as if they were running for their lives...... After all, it's an old man, probably the hands and feet are inconvenient and not good, and the buttocks are not wiped clean after the gong.

This, the immortals all know, but no one will help him, think about it, who can stand the disgusting, even the queen mother, don't look away if you dislike it. At this moment, the dog ran up, the dog slave, ran up and didn't say a word, this head stretched out its long tongue, "snapped" licking and trying, only for a while, it licked the wrinkled ass clean.

"Wow, it's so comfortable" The Jade Emperor twisted his ass and shook his body, a gust of wind blew, a touch of incense wafted in, his limbs stretched his body and mind, it was really indescribably relaxed, indescribably comfortable, so he hugged the dog and squinted at the immortals:

"Hmph, there are so many of you, so many, none of them are as loyal and filial as my dog, so good to me" As he spoke, the dog holding him in his arms receded and left the immortals aside. From then on, he began to pet that dog, and that dog, also under the exclusive favor of the Jade Emperor, the fox pretended to be a tiger, and became the king and dominated.

As he spoke, another few months passed.

An autumn day a few months later, probably also a holiday, the immortals did not go to work, the queen mother also went to dance with a group of old sisters, the world was silent, the autumn leaves were falling in a simple way, the osmanthus was fragrant, the lotus flowers were gorgeous, the fairy deer in the peach orchard called friends to lead the companion to the autumn tour, and the cranes by the Yao Pond took advantage of the auspicious clouds to go far away...... There is a Jade Emperor left, probably because his status is too high, the immortals don't dare to greet him, and all kinds of cute pets don't dare to play with him, alas, he has to be alone, a bad old man, wandering here and there, wandering around, I feel very boring, I want to find a companion, talk, make friends, and pour bitter water...... I don't know who is good, and I don't know who to find, so I thought of the dog again, my heart is soft, warm, yes, it's still my dog, willing to play with me at any time, and don't dislike me at any time...... Thinking about it, he slowly walked towards Tengu-en:

"Ah, it's the Jade Emperor, where are you going?" A flying celestial (this is the lowest-ranking fairy in the Heavenly Palace, flying around all day long, specializing in delivering letters, talking, and running errands) stood bent over the side of the road, greeting respectfully. Finally someone greeted me.

"I'm going to Tengu-en to see my dogs!"

"Oh, it's that dog head, huh" Feitian couldn't help but snort coldly, revealing a disdainful and contemptuous look.

Hey, why is this kind of look and tone, although the Jade Emperor is old and dizzy, but the affection outside the eyebrows of others, the deep meaning outside the words, he can still feel the figure, after all, after so many years of wind and frost experience, who can't practice the fiery eyes? , but it can also easily see through people's hearts.

"What's wrong? Isn't my dog bad? ”

"Jade Emperor, I don't dare to say it, you can go and see it yourself" After Feitian finished speaking, the scum spread his wings and hurriedly flew away.

There seems to be a situation, what kind of situation? The Jade Emperor was curious, no, I have to go and see what the situation is! Thinking about it, I just put my hands behind my back, smiled, raised my feet, and walked gently there, and walked, and walked for a while, and there was still some distance from Tenguen, and in the distance, I saw a lantern flickering, and I heard a burst of singing and laughter, Hey, happy, happy, beautiful! The old child pouted, and a touch of jealousy actually rose in the old man's heart. When I got closer, I didn't say anything, just lying on the wall and looking at it in a muffled voice, and I looked, 'Fuck, it's grandma's' scolded angrily, and a burst of heart 'Teng' rushed up, only to see that it was wearing a tiger skin and riding on the golden boots, crossing Erlang's legs and tasting the elixir wine, sitting on the golden chair like a dog, around it, the one who bowed his head and waited with a smile on his face, was actually the Seven Fairies, (Bastard, the Seven Fairies are my illegitimate daughter, although I never dared to admit it, but I really love it in my heart, you are a dog, you dare to call my daughter, At this time, the big fairy came in with a peach, accidentally, tripped over something and fell, it, the dog, actually kicked over, kicked the big fairy whined and cried, the other six fairies, standing respectfully, the atmosphere did not dare to come out...... Bastard, bastard, the Jade Emperor's face turned blue with anger, he flicked his sleeves and kicked open the door:

"You are a dog slave, a dog slave, you have only gained power for two days, and you have forgotten what you are, today, you give Lao Tzu to roll down and roll down, the world is a dog, and you will never be born"

"Ah, Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor Grandpa, the little one was confused for a while, you can forgive the little one this time, the little one won't dare anymore......"

People are this thing, heart is this thing, feelings are this thing...... It's very strange and wonderful, when you see this person pleasing to the eye, like this person, love this person, you think that he is so agreeable, everything is cute, and even a fart is fragrant: when you see this person is dazzling, dislikes this person, and hates this person, you feel that he is not right, what is not good, and even soaked in perfume and thinks he stinks. No, this is the case, this dog begged with tears in his eyes, to put aside the past, the Jade Emperor must be soft-hearted and distressed, but now, he only feels disgusting and dirty.

As soon as he turned around, he greeted an old fairy passing by:

"Go, send it to reincarnation, right away"

"But the Jade Emperor, today is a statutory rest day, I can't go, don't go"

"Give you overtime pay"

"How much?"

"Ten times"

"Hee-hee, it's really dripping, that's okay, I'll go right away" The old fairy said, take a chain and lock it, drag it and leave, walked a long way, and then remembered:

"Hey, hey, which one to send it to?"

"Send to the eater"

"Okay, send it to the Shi family" Alas, it's probably a long distance, probably because this fairy family old ear is dizzy, obviously said that it was sent to the Shijia family, but he actually heard it as a gift to the Shi family, isn't this a world of difference?

This old fairy dragged a dog, turned around in the sky, changed the old for a long time, and didn't see anything clearly in the clouds, and forgot what to remember? Ah, by the way, I forgot to clear the clouds, and hurriedly pushed away, I saw a village, a soil dog in the east of the village was giving birth, and a lady in the west of the village was about to give birth, and at the door, it was clearly written 'Shi Fu', Shi Fu, Shi family, yes, here it is.

That's it, the foolish fairy does foolish things, it is so wrong, and it has a human skin. Although he has the appearance of a human being, he is still a dog in his bones, and he is also a dog of inferior quality, so he can't have the temperament of a human being, let alone give birth to human children, what is happening now, you should understand, right? ”

Oh my God, how can this be? How could such a thing be? Xizi gasped and couldn't help but cry, for her mother, for the humiliation she had suffered.

"Remember, Xizi, what the teacher told you is all heavenly secrets, and heavenly secrets must not be revealed, so you must not talk about it to others, including your mother, you know? Otherwise......

You have to know if Xizi has leaked out, and listen to the next decomposition.