Chapter 12: Joy, anger and sorrow are only in a moment
"Shameless!"
Li Jin stretched out his hand to Liang Zhou, but Liang Zhou did not dodge, this punch smashed on Liang Zhou's chest, and Liang Zhou exclaimed: "Oh, it's over." ”
Li Jin asked nervously, "What's wrong with you?" I didn't even use my strength, don't scare me! ”
Liang Zhou covered his chest and said: "Your little fist hit my heart and made me feel excited, no, you have to pay." ”
Li Jin was stunned for a moment, then snorted and said, "Look at your lively appearance, why are you so good at pretending to be a ghost and scaring people?" Since it's okay, I'm leaving. ”
Liang Zhou stretched out his hand and pulled Li Jin, who had already gotten up, back into his arms, and said, "Where to escape!" ”
Li Jin fell back into Liang Zhou's arms, his heart was pounding, and then he reacted, reached out and slapped Liang Zhou's face, got up and said, "Who are you and me?" is so light on me, for no reason to make your worth low, let me look down on you, if you really want to be a woman, go out to the wild by yourself, come to me to ask for a bargain, you are really shameless! ”
Liang Zhou didn't fight back, but rubbed his mouth and smiled, he watched Li Jin run away in a hurry, didn't chase after him, and said to himself: "A princess is a princess, it's not so easy to get it." ”
After a while, Liang Zhou reacted, "I'll see! No, how could she, a blind princess, run so fast? ”
When Liang Zhou chased him out, he found that Li Jinzheng was leaning against his window and couldn't see any expression.
"Aren't you gone? Why hide here and pretend to be pitiful? ”
"This is the Princess's Mansion, it's all my territory, where I love it, it's there."
"You're in my way."
Li Jin said angrily: "I'll get in your way, how about it?" ”
Liang Zhou smiled and said, "It's not a coincidence, I love you too." ”
"You! Shameless, I don't want to see you again! ”
"Still running? Not afraid of falling? ”
"Get out of the way, I don't want you to help me even if I fall to my death!"
Li Jin broke free of Liang Zhou's hand, and a sword light flashed coldly, Li Jin was taken aback, and shouted: "Don't!" ”
But seeing the bright light flashing, the tip of the sword stopped firmly at Liang Zhou's neck, Liang Zhou swallowed saliva with difficulty, and the cold sweat on his forehead instantly slipped into his eyes, although it was uncomfortable, he didn't dare to blink.
Suddenly, Liang Zhou got up and shouted, "What are you going to do?" Why don't you kill me with a sword? You are all noble, you take people's lives instead of your life, and kill wantonly, what is the extra me? You're tired of me anyway, come on, kill me! ”
Seeing that Liang Zhou really rushed towards the tip of the sword, he quickly pulled up a sword flower and put the sword away.
Li Jin went up and hugged Liang Zhou's legs and said, "Liang Zhou, calm down, this is my guard, I don't really want to kill you." ”
Liang Zhou began to sneer, then laughed, and then sneered wildly, "Kill, you kill me, I will kill you, sooner or later, kill it all." ”
Liang Zhou stretched out his leg and kicked Li Jin away, turned around and went back to the house, and slammed the door shut.
Li Jin sat on the ground and choked up: "You bullied me, but now you make me unreasonable, you are a scoundrel!" ”
"Princess, it's raining, let's go back."
Li Jin was helped up, sobbed in a low voice, and went back to the house, crying still non-stop.
There was lightning and thunder outside the house, and it was a rainstorm, but the people in the house had no intention of sleeping, one sat at the table and sulked, and the other sat on the collapse and sobbed quietly.
After the night, Liang Zhou walked out of the house, he touched the beard growing on his chin, sighed, and sure enough, the beard grew fast after staying up all night.
While it was still early, Liang Zhou went to Bilianju and asked Nu Nu to borrow an eyebrow knife to shave his beard.
"Childe wants to trim his hair? The slave doesn't have a knife to trim the eyebrows. ”
"Don't make a fuss, Sister Nu Nu doesn't trim her eyebrows, why are her eyebrows so good-looking? Xu is sister is unwilling to lend me this personal object, I will be free tomorrow, and I will give you another one, so my sister will lend it to me first. ”
The slave covered his mouth and smiled: "Why don't you know, my Northern Zhou Dynasty established the country with filial piety, and the so-called parents who suffer from the body do not dare to destroy it, so it is good for the son to continue his hair, why do you want to shave it off?" ”
"What a mess, filial piety to my parents is not in these hundreds of hairs, my sister just borrows me for use, we don't like this."
"Although the slave can't bear to let Gongzi be this unfilial person, but to tell the truth, Gongzi does not have this thing, if you want to prune, you might as well try it with scissors?"
"How can scissors compare to eyebrow shaper? If not, forget it, I'll ask somewhere else. ”
The slave stopped Liang Zhou and said, "Childe doesn't need to ask, there is no such thing in the whole house, if Childe really wants to use it, the slave has a place to go, and it doesn't hurt to tell Childe." ”
"Oh? My sister only said that whoever has this eyebrow trimmer, I will borrow it. ”
The slave approached and whispered in Liang Zhou's ear: "The White Horse Temple often has to shave with the monks, can this razor be used?" ”
"Use it well, thank you Sister Nunu, my little brother gave you a fist."
Nu Nu smiled and said, "Then you go quickly, I still have to pick morning dew and come back to make tea." ”
Liang Zhou paused and said, "Good sister, this morning dew will also share some with me, okay?" ”
The slave glanced at Liang Zhou and said, "I know how to pick up ready-made, okay, just when I go two more times." ”
Liang Zhou smiled mysteriously and said, "I'll send you some good things when I go back." ”
The slave glared at Liang Zhou with disgust, and said: "With just this mouth, it will coax people's hearts to be willing, and the whole person will lose half of his opinion." Although I don't believe this, but my sister likes to listen to it, if there is really no good thing to honor me, hmph, ignore you as a playboy. ”
Liang Zhouzuo said: "Don't dare, don't dare, my sister is busy first, I'll go by myself." ”
Liang Zhou went out of the princess's mansion and went straight to the White Horse Temple, and when he arrived at the White Horse Temple, the whole person was so tired that he collapsed, climbed the steps and kicked the door with his feet, and sat on the steps gasping for breath.
After a while, the door was opened, and a small head poked out of it and asked, "Did you knock on my temple door?" ”
Liang Zhou turned around and saw a little monk who was eleven or twelve years old, and said, "It's me, little monk, you lead me to see Senior Brother Jie, I have something to do with him." ”
The little monk frowned and said, "The temple does not accept outsiders today, if you worship the Buddha, come back tomorrow." ”
Liang Zhou got up and walked over, flicked it on the little monk's head, and said, "Little monk, I don't worship the Buddha, I'm looking for a senior brother who is angry, don't you see me call him senior brother?" I'm the junior brother of his layman's family, why don't I go back to my house and don't let me in? ”
The little monk covered his head, with tears in his eyes, and listened to Liang Zhou's words, which made some sense, let go of his body, and said, "You come in." ”
Liang Zhou entered the White Horse Temple, walked to the back of the monk's room, looked left and right and did not meet a person, walked towards the Buddhist hall, it turned out that this group of monks were in a debate, the positive and the negative were clear.
Liang Zhou looked up and saw that Jiezhi was spitting there and sprayed back a monk opposite, clapping his hands and applauding, this abrupt move suddenly alarmed the monks seated, and everyone looked back at the door, "Who is this person?" ”
"Amitabha, if a guest is visiting, quit hatred, and go to receive one or two."
Jie looked at Fa Ming, he didn't move, if he was absent from the once-in-a-decade event, he might not be able to catch up with it in the future.
Master Faming's right eye suddenly opened a slit, and he raised an eyebrow at the ring.
Only then did he turn his head to look out of the door, and saw that the person who came was actually Liang Zhou's kid, so he quickly got up and walked over, pushing Liang Zhou and walking out of the hall.
"What are you here to do? How did you get in? ”
"Amitabha, my senior brother asked this, it really hurt my junior brother's heart, so I naturally walked in."
"Don't talk to me, there is a Buddhist meeting in the temple today, you have something to say quickly, I will go in after I finish speaking."
"Senior brother is really a senior brother, and he knows that I have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, so please give me a knife that you have shaved."
"Impossible! There is only one in the temple, and I gave it to you, what do we use? ”
"Senior brother! The monks don't speak, you fool me like this, is it really good? There are eight or nine hundred people in the temple, just a handful? What international jokes? Give me a handful, or I won't leave! ”
"Why are you still playing a scoundrel? There is really one shaved Buddha knife, and the other people in the temple use ordinary razors, if you want it, I will get you one. ”
"It's like a sentence, give me two taels of money by the way."
After a pause, he said, "You're kidding!" My master is holding this tea like a baby, you really dare to speak! No, not a tael. ”
"Senior brother, this is your mistake, Master Faming's tea tree can produce hundreds of catties of tea in a season, that is, some impurities are removed, and the young leaves are taken, not to mention more than 100 catties, which are used to entertain guests on weekdays, I have seen them, defective products, when did your master of Pudu all living beings learn to watch people put down dishes?"
"Can you die if you don't speak? Leave you for a few nights, but leave a grievance! ”
"In a word, to give or not to give? I didn't even say that I would divide half of the meeting, and I would bring two taels of money to see what I picked you out. ”
Jie Yan gritted his teeth and said, "You wait, I can warn you, if you go out and talk nonsense?" ”
"Kill me? I'm so afraid, senior brother, a good person will do it to the end, and I will give away a few catties of the first-class ones, and I will give them away. ”
"Fuck off! How can you be such a shameless person? The robbery came to my monk's temple. ”
Liang Zhou pursed his lips, come here, how can you go back with empty paws? This White Horse Temple is a treasure with this money, and Liang Zhou can't look down on anything else.
It didn't take long for Jie Yi to hand a paper bag to Liang Zhou, and said: "Save some drink, don't always come to the temple to rob, we saved you, if you don't repay it, forget it, how can you repay the kindness and revenge?" ”
Liang Zhou patted the shoulder of the ringer and said, "Senior brother, who let us have a fate, the Buddha has a saying: The Buddha is destined to be a person." I'm not looking for you, who am I looking for? ”
"Go and go, don't misinterpret my Buddhist scriptures here, I have to go back to participate in the Buddhist meeting, you can go yourself."
"Senior brother, send me off! What would a debate do with such importance? ”
Liang Zhou pulled his neck and shouted, and the only thing that responded to him was the word "roll" in anger.
"Amitabha, senior brother, you have broken your vows again."
Liang Zhou shook his head, carried the paper bag, and walked leisurely towards the princess's mansion.
Liang Zhou is also quite pitiful, after a person arrives here, there is not even a place to stay, except for this monk's temple, which is the princess's mansion, there is no place to go left and right, so he has to stay in the princess's mansion, so the wind can't blow, the rain can't be drenched, and the same can't be hungry, the most important thing is that Her Royal Highness the eldest princess has a good temper, and she has never seen her really angry and punish anyone.
As he was walking, two big men came over to him, and took advantage of the mistaken effort to cover Liang Zhou with a sack and carry him away.
"Not good!" Li Jin, who was asleep, sat up from the bed at once and shouted, "Someone! Come on! ”