The Western Capital is Stormy Chapter 50: The Most Serious Nonsense
Such an abrupt voice sounded, which immediately attracted the attention of both sides, Liang Zhou was stunned, reacted, and said: "That, ha, I think we have to think about this matter in the long run, so, let me ask what is going on first, and then let's discuss countermeasures, how about it?" ”
Su Song whispered to Harigana: "Your lord, isn't your brain not very good?" No, I have a respected veterinarian with great medical skills, so please come and show him. ”
Liang Zhou's ears moved, and he walked over and said, "Don't bother, your magical veterinarian, it's better to keep it for you to see a doctor!" ”
Liang Zhou pulled Harigana aside and said, "What a thing! I also asked the veterinarian to see me, and I am not an animal! Besides, what's wrong with me? ”
Harigana said: "Our human life here is not worth more than the life of livestock, and he is willing to let the veterinarian treat you, and he has already looked at you differently." ”
Liang Zhou rolled his eyes and said, "You thank him for me, and ah, don't mention to me about settling back in Beiban in the future, I don't agree!" ”
These northern barbarians have abnormal brains, and they use veterinarians to treat people, this is not playing the piano indiscriminately.
Liang Zhou was sitting at a table with two beauties dressed as men at this time, only to hear Liang Zhou ask: "What are the two sisters doing in this desert?" I don't have any followers with me, you see, how dangerous it is. ”
The two women were stunned for a moment, and asked, "How can you tell that we are women?" ”
Liang Zhou pursed his lips and said, "Please, can you be more professional next time you go out?" A little beard on his mouth, a low voice, and the main thing ......"
"What?"
Liang Zhou gestured with his two hands and said, "Hurry up and tie your chest, you are like two walking cows." ”
"You! Shameless! ”
When Harigana heard the voice and turned around, he saw the two men punching and kicking Liang Zhou, and Liang Zhou's voice came out, what four big breaks, oh nou, don't slap your face and other words, endlessly.
Su Song said: "Why don't you go and take a look?" They seem to have broken up. ”
The corners of Hariga's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, "Shouldn't you be cheap again?" ”
Harigana got up and walked over, one in each hand, separated the two soft sons, and said, "What do you have to say, you have offended Prince Susong, do you still want to conflict with our great nobles of Kusubo?" ”
The two of them were flushed, their chests were floating up and down, and Liang Zhou, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, winked at Harigana, obviously, he didn't have too many injuries on his body except for the footprints on his clothes.
Compared with a generation of female heroes Si Qianru, their attack power is really drizzle.
Liang Zhou patted his clothes, got up from the ground, and said, "What are you doing, if you have a good time, you two are careful, right?" ”
"Not you yet? Shameless! ”
"How can I say it without you asking? Am I shameless? There are more than 300 female dependents in our house, all of them are beautiful, just the two of you? Except for ......"
Liang Zhou's mouth was covered by one of the two women, and the other said to Harigana: "You go over first, we still have something to discuss." ”
Harigana looked at Liang Zhou suspiciously, and saw that he winked at him, and he didn't mean to ask for help, and said, "Don't beat our lord again, otherwise we won't care about your." ”
The woman nodded, and quickly drove Harigana aside, and the two grabbed Liang Zhou, stuffed him in the horns, and said, "You be honest, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will kill you too!" ”
Liang Zhou patted the little hand on his chest disdainfully, the woman's hand shrank, Liang Zhou got up with a smile, sat down at the table, and said: "Contemptible Liang Zhou, Chang'an people, two girls, were a little rude before, just joking, don't take it seriously, now let's be serious, what is your surname, and where do you live?" Is it married? ”
That's what you're talking about?
The woman angrily stretched out her hand to make a gesture to hit, Liang Zhou quickly covered her mouth and said, "Slip of the tongue, what are you two doing here?" Why did you kill more than 100 sheep? ”
The two women glanced at each other, and sighed helplessly, not afraid of going out to meet hooligans, but afraid of meeting hooligans with culture.
"My name is Egret, this is our young lady, my name is Gong Ran You."
Liang Zhou looked at this girl who didn't apply powder and had a blush effect, what is your name, you said that your name is Feng'er, Jin'er, isn't it good? What is Ran You? At first glance, it sounds like a gentleman's name.
"That boy, what are you two masters and servants doing? Wouldn't it be to see the charming scenery of the northwest wind and sand, and prepare to bathe here? ”
"Bathing?" The egret was stunned for a moment and asked, "How do you bathe this?" There's no water. ”
Liang Zhou said indifferently: "Dry cleaning." ”
Ran You said: "Silly girl, he's making fun of you, don't talk to him, this person is not a serious person." ”
"Crooked! What do you mean I'm not a serious person? I'm not a human being when I'm serious! ”
"I don't think you're a human either!"
Before Liang Zhou's words were finished, he was snatched up by Ran You.
Liang Zhou said: "I'm serious, that's a god-like existence!" You two little, you haven't figured out what kind of embarrassing place you're in, have you? Let's say, it's better to pay people money and promise it by themselves. ”
"What? And to lose money? We don't have any money. ”
"It's impossible to make a promise, we won't marry a barbarian!"
Liang Zhou spread his hands and said, "Let me say what are you good about?" Cattle, sheep and livestock for the Northern Barbarians, that is closer than parents, you are good, slaughtered more than 100 of his parents in one go, he doesn't look for you desperately you are all picked up by you, and you don't want to give some compensation, do you want to do something beautiful? ”
"We don't have any money anyway!"
Liang Zhou saw Ran You's stubbornness and asked, "Yes, the people who owe money are all uncles, so you tell me why you picked up his sheep and killed them?" Why are you just looking at this little prince's eyes blurry for a while? ”
"What do you mean?"
Bai Lu said: "Miss, he seems to be asking, why don't you look down on that Prince Susong." ”
Liang Zhou snapped his fingers and said, "Yes, that's what it means, these leather pants and cotton pants are designated for a reason, tell me, why do you want to kill people's sheep?" ”
Gong Ran Youzheng said: "Not for anything else, I'm really saving him, those sheep of his have been contaminated with the plague and have spread to the entire flock, if you don't deal with it, I'm afraid even people will be implicated." ”
"What? Pestilence? ”
Liang Zhou said very loudly, and he was about to run, but was stopped by the two of them.
"What are you holding me back? Plague, the plague at this time can not be contaminated, whoever gets it will die! No, I have to go back to Chang'an! ”
The egret said angrily: "Why are you so afraid of death?" ”
Liang Zhou said angrily: "Nonsense, there is only one life, you are not afraid, then why don't you wipe your neck and see how heroic you are?" What kind of hero am I? ”
Egret said: "If you are not afraid of death, do you have to die?" You seem to have a sick brain! ”
"Do you have medicine?"
"You're sick!"
"I have an infectious disease, and I will also infect you, so you will not die well!"
Ran You frowned and said angrily: "Enough! What is the noise? I've killed all the sheep in his flock, and I'll be fine if I bury them carefully. ”
Liang Zhou ducked back and said, "You won't be infected too, will you?" ”
Ran You smiled evilly and said, "What do you say? ”
Liang Zhou put down his sleeves, coughed lightly, and said seriously: "I think that burying it is not enough, we need to burn the carcasses of these sheep and bury the ashes." ”
Ran You thought for a moment and said, "What you said makes sense, you are also a veterinarian?" ”
"I'm down!"
Liang Zhou said angrily: "Don't mention veterinarians to me, you are a veterinarian, and your whole family is a veterinarian!" ”
Ran You said: "You are wrong, my father-in-law has been an expert in counting institutions for generations, and my egret is a veterinarian." ”
"Hello Sister Egret, I didn't mean to say you, you are really unseemly, you are such a beautiful young lady, you are actually the goddess in the minds of the Northern Barbarians, a high-quality female veterinarian, admire, admire."
Egret said: "Look at your serious nonsense, I still believe your nonsense, then thank you for complimenting?" ”
Liang Zhou was humble for a long time, laughed a few more words with the two, got up and walked over, and said to Su Song and Harigana: "Ask clearly, Prince Su Song, they are veterinarians, and they found that your sheep are all contaminated with the terrible plague, in order to prevent this plague from being contaminated, they can only make this decision and dispose of your sheep first." Because I don't know who the owner of this ranch is, I have time to communicate in the future, to put it bluntly, it's all a misunderstanding. ”
"The plague?" Su Song frowned and pondered, and then as if he remembered something, he said: "There are still important things in the clan waiting for Xiao Wang to deal with, for the great nobles of Kusubo, Xiao Wang is trustworthy, let's say goodbye, when you pass by Lop Nur again in the future, Su Song will be a sweeper to greet you." ”
After Su Song finished speaking, he turned around and left.
Liang Zhou raised his hand in the air, his mouth opened Boss, Harigana asked, "What are you doing?" ”
Liang Zhou said: "I just want to say goodbye in the future, I'm free now!" ”
Harigana shook his head, this Liang Zhou's shamelessness is hopeless.
Liang Zhou suddenly said: "Brother Ha, you catch up and tell Prince Susong that you must concentrate on burning all the cattle and sheep contaminated with the plague, don't feel sorry for these bottles and cans, you can make more money if you don't have it, if his tribe falls down like this, who will remember that there was once a nobleman named Susong in Lop Nur?" ”
Harigana paused, turned his head to look at Liang Zhou, and then strode out, presumably to catch up with Su Song.
"They're gone? Thank you for your help, if we did, they wouldn't believe it. ”
Liang Zhou said: "It's not that they trust me, but Brother Ha's background, which convinces them." ”
Ran You pointed to Harigana, who had just gone out, and said, "Are you talking about him?" I've always wanted to ask, how did you, a native of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, know the Northern Barbarian nobles? ”
Liang Zhou looked at Ran You, especially in that key position for a long time, and said incorrectly: "Brother Ha was originally born in the Northern Barbarian aristocracy, and now he is just going back home, as for me, don't you see it?" I'm the leading brother of Big Brother Ha. ”
Ran You glanced at Liang Zhou and pulled the egret upstairs.
Liang Zhou whistled and said, "You didn't pay the previous compensation, I asked for a reasonable price, and I only need half of them." ”
Ran You walked halfway, turned to Liang Zhou and said, "I said, I don't have any money!" ”
Liang Zhou said: "Then you can consider making a personal promise." ”
"You! Shameless! ”
"Crooked, don't go, two won't work, one will do it!"