Text Chapter 88 Eternal Absolute

Han Qin originally thought that Yan Qi would be defeated, but where did he expect that Yan Qi was so ingenious, and even wonderful.

"Wonderful right, really wonderful right, the old beast refers to nonsense, out of the hoof, which means to make a question, and finally means: how does the old beast come up with a question? Where is Yan Qi a simple little scholar? This intelligence is really impressive. ”

Lin Ruoshan was the happiest, and his excited mouth was grinning to his heels.

"Haha, Yan Qi is good, and the monkey dares to say to each other? Brutes dare to ask questions? Yan Qi, you scolded well, scolded well, you continue to talk nonsense, Young Master Ben is optimistic about you. ”

The scene suddenly became popular.

Hu Yanqi's nose was crooked: "Little scholar, you dare to compare me to an old beast, it's really angry with me." ”

In addition to being annoyed, it was more shocking.

He originally thought that with this pair, he could not only satirize Yan Qi, but also win the game.

However, contrary to his wishes, Yan Qi not only came up, but also sarcastically treated him as an old brute.

Could it be that Yan Qi is actually a hidden master?

Hu Yan was extremely annoyed, looking at Yan Qi dressed heavily, and holding a thin broken fan, he immediately had an introduction, and sneered: "Little scholar, wearing winter clothes and holding a summer fan, is it readable in spring and autumn?" ”

The crowd exclaimed.

"Gao, there are four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter implied in this pair, and Yan Qi was also satirized, and he really has a talent for lifting people."

Lin Ruoshan began to worry that Yan Qi would not be able to match this pair again, and he was sweating profusely.

Yan Qi said without thinking: "Old Master, born in the south and came to the north, is that thing still there?" ”

"Haha!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

Wang bluntly smiled so much that he was about to fork his breath: "Wonderful right, really wonderful right, implying the four directions of east, west, north and south, the four seasons are on the four sides, very neat." ”

Sun Sheng nodded again and again: "The best thing is that he also ridiculed Hu Yan that thing is not easy to use, hey, everyone knows that Hu Yan is old and greedy for beauty, but there is no need to say it so bluntly." Brother Yan, I admire you so much. ”

"Shaft, how dare you insult me?"

Hu Yan was crazy, but he didn't expect Yan Qi to save him a little face.

He is old, he has eight or nine concubines, he doesn't know his physical strength, he indulges in sex every night, that thing has long been soft, and if he doesn't use it, how can he get hard?

Now, such stinky things have been exposed by Yan Qi in public, how can he not be angry.

Hu Yan was almost crazy, pointed at Yan Qi, and made another wonderful pair: "Poetry and etiquette are many serious in the Spring and Autumn Period, why ask Lao Tzu?" ”

Lin Ruoshan was anxious, and hurriedly said to Yan Qi: "Yan Qi, he claims to be Lao Tzu, can you bear it?" Hurry up and kill him, hurry up, hard. ”

Yan Qi smiled and said, "Which of these hybrids is Mr. Daoliang, Wheat and Su?" ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

The scene is hot, and the tip of the needle is on the wheat mang.

Hu Yan stomped his feet hatefully: "Little scholar, you dare to scold me for being a mongrel?" ”

Yan Qi shrugged: "It's just a fact, can it be regarded as a scolding?" ”

"You ......"

Hu Yan was annoyed and ashamed, and regretted it very much.

This guy is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, and the couplets are so powerful.

Knowing this, I didn't choose couplets, I chose poetry and songs.

Misstep, blunder!

Hu Yan gritted his teeth: "Yan Qi, if you have a kind, I will have another pair ......"

Yan Qi sneered: "Don't you know how to count? You said just now that you have three pairs, and now that the three pairs have been released, it is my turn to play the right pair, where is your share of the right one? ”

"This ......"

Hu Yan patronized and got angry, and now he realized that the three pairs had been paired.

"My pair was actually matched by Yan Qiquan. It really doesn't make sense. ”

Thinking of this, Hu Yanyin's cheeks were flushed, a breath of blood gushed in his throat, his face was purple and red, his brain was dizzy, and he quickly sat down to rest for a while.

However, he didn't want everyone to see his embarrassment, so he just sat for a while, hurriedly stood up, and said awe-inspiringly: "Yan Qi, what if you are a pair?" In my opinion, you are all pediatrics, very simple, I can do it casually. ”

Yan Qi shook his head: "It's really a mysterious confidence." ”

Hu Yan laughed loudly: "I am a lifter, I have this strength, how do you know about the little family?" ”

Yan Qi nodded: "Can you be so inflated by lifting people?" In this case, my little scholar also swelled a little, and I don't have any three pairs of Rausch, so I'll make a pair, if you can match, count me as losing, how about it? ”

"Really?"

When Hu Yan heard this, he suddenly came to his senses: "Yan Qi, this is what you said, even if I face you, I will lose!" Don't go back, everyone has heard it, and you must not deny it. ”

Lin Ruoshan went crazy: "Yan Qi, no, this is absolutely not good, don't be reckless." ”

"What's not to do?"

Yan Qi laughed, ignored Lin Ruoshan's wild screams, stared at Hu Yan and said: "Of course my words count, I will make a pair, if you can match, even if I lose." ”

Hu Yan is energetic: "You come out!" ”

Yan Qi said casually: "Smoke lock pond willow, right?" ”

As soon as this couplet came out, everyone fell into deep thought, but after a little thought, they immediately fell into a state of panic and despair.

What kind of couplet is this, it's simply ...... It's terrifying.

Especially Hu Yan, when he heard this 'smoke lock pond willow', his mind fluttered, he sat on the chair with his butt open, opened his mouth wide, and did not ease his senses for a long time.

Han Qin pondered for a long time, and was shocked inexplicably: "What a smoke lock pond willow, the words are embedded in the five lines on the side, implying gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and the artistic conception is very wonderful, it is simply absolute, how is this right?" How does this come out? It's over, Hu Yan is hitting the big board now. ”

Wang Zhibai and others are also a little talented, and although he can't match the three pairs of nonsense, he can barely think about the answer, at least, he has the right to think.

However, listening to Yan Qi's 'Smoke Lock Pond Willow', Wang Zhiyan almost couldn't even reach the state of thinking, just like a duck listening to thunder, and he just listened to it.

Such a wonderful pair is not within the reach of Wang Zhibai and Sun Sheng.

Especially Lin Ruoshan, who was as anxious as a dog, is now as stable as a mountain.

He sat on the chair, wiped a handful of sweat from his head, and let out a breath of turbidity: "Grandma is a bear, I really scared Young Master Ben to death, Yan Qi, count you ruthless!" ”

Now, Lin Ruoshan is no longer afraid.

Paralyzed, smoke lock pond willow, who can be right for this couplet, except for Xie Jieyuan in the capital, who else can be right?

Hu Yan fell into unprecedented confusion, a whirlpool was blown in his mind, and his thoughts flew through thousands of rivers and mountains.

However, there is no clue.

"I can't come up at all, it's over, it's over, my reputation for a lifetime will be ruined, I can't imagine that I was calculated by a little scholar."

The nonsense completely collapsed.

He is a high-ranking person, today, in front of everyone's eyes, he was stumped by Yan Qi's little scholar, who can stand this kind of humiliation?

The more Hu Yan thought about it, the more angry he became, the more he thought about it, the more powerless he became, his brain was a flower, and he fell headlong on the table.