The Western Capital is stormy Chapter 5: Mama Liu, who has an extraordinary identity

During the dinner at night, Si Qianru kept pouting, and stuffed the food into her mouth one bite at a time, and when Mama Gui saw it, she joked, "Slow down, this is not a fight, why are you still gritting your teeth?" This oyster mushroom didn't provoke you, it was so miserable to be inserted by a bamboo chopstick. ”

"Don't persuade me, I see it as Liang Zhou's bastard, the princess just protects me from beating him, and I can only be angry with this dish to relieve my hatred!"

Mama Gui followed Si Qianru's gaze and looked at the opposite side, the three sitting there, on the left and right were the princess's guards, Dadari and Tie Lump, and in the middle was that Liang Zhou.

At this time, the eating of Liang Zhou's left and right was really indescribable, and Liang Zhou was stunned, he reached out and grabbed the iron bump on the left, and said: "Lao Tie, you eat slowly, and no one is chasing you behind, pay attention to Sven, understand?" ”

Iron Pimple glanced up at Liang Zhou and asked, "Sven?" What is that? Is it tasty? ”

"You must have eaten it, tell my brother what it tastes like." Dadari on the side grabbed the hem of Liang Zhou's clothes and rubbed his mouth, turned his head to look at Liang Zhou and said.

Liang Zhou glanced left and right, rolled his eyes, and said, "Sven doesn't know? I have to force me, a cultural person, to scold you for being illiterate! Where is Sven to eat? ”

"That's drinking?"

"What wine? Take it out! ”

Iron Pimple and Dadari put their hands on Liang Zhou, untied his belt, and stripped off his coat!

"Crooked? Watch out for the impact! What is this blatant stripping of the old man's clothes in broad daylight? ”

"It's night, and pay attention to a fart!"

Dadari touched Liang Zhou's body and said disdainfully: "So small? It turned out to be a kind of goods! ”

"Boy, where do you hide your wine? Take it out! ”

"No personal attacks! Enough of you two! I'm shouting! ”

Li Jinzheng was eating, and when he saw this scene, he choked on a mouthful of rice in his nose, and suddenly coughed.

When Yuan Bao saw it, he quickly squatted down, gently patted Li Jin's back, and asked, "Princess, are you okay?" ”

Li Jin just coughed, his face was flushed, and Si Qianru outside heard the movement and quickly got up and came over to see.

Liang Zhou also broke free from the clutches of Dadari and Iron Pimple, and didn't care about his coat, he ran directly behind the screen, and said to Li Jin: "Quick, princess, take a deep breath, and then cough violently, you, look at me, look at me!" ”

Liang Zhou rolled his eyes there and inhaled vigorously, and then coughed vigorously, but he really coughed up two mouthfuls of phlegm.

Si Qianru came over and pushed him, and said, "You get up, the princess can't see it, look at you, look at a fart, add to the chaos, Mama Gui, go find Imperial Doctor Hu and come over to show the princess!" ”

"Alas, the slave and maid will go."

"When is it? Try as I say! Yes! ”

Li Jin coughed really uncomfortably, and coughed violently twice according to Liang Zhou's method, and the rice grains stuck in it were suddenly coughed out, and she hurriedly took a few deep breaths, and her face gradually recovered.

"Look, I'll just say that my method works."

Si Qianru scolded loudly: "Shut up! The princess is a golden body, what kind of earthwork do you dare to try on the princess, how many heads do you have to cut off? ”

"You are really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people! Too lazy to pay attention to you! ”

Li Jin opened his mouth and said: "Don't quarrel, it's also me who is careless, it has nothing to do with Liang Zhou, besides, it was his method that saved me, so this matter will stop here." ”

"That's not going to work! It's not too much to murder the royal family and punish him for the nine clans! ”

An abrupt voice came from outside, and everyone looked up at the door.

Yingying walked in outside the door with a long face, followed by two, just looking at the one in front, her face was folded, drooping her face, and she knew that this person was not good at talking.

"Who is this? Talking so loudly, there are no rules. ”

"Liang Zhou!"

Si Qianru gritted her teeth, spit lightly in her mouth, and said, "Shut up, this is Mama Liu!" ”

"Hmph, Her Royal Highness the princess is really elegant, there are guards here on the outside who eat pigs, but on the inside, let the eldest princess of the dynasty accompany her, okay, the banquet is coming! The slave is not mistaken, right? Who is this? Forgive the slave and maid for being clumsy, where did Her Royal Highness the princess bring the foreign man, why didn't she report to the slave or maid? ”

"Why do you old woman speak so badly? What is a dog-eating pig protrusion? What is the princess as a companion? Calling yourself a slave and a maid, I see where you are a slave and a maid? You look like a princess, and the rest of us are slaves, right? Leaving the princess here, saying such foul language, it is immoral, and the palace teaches rules like this? Such people who rely on the old and sell the old are only worthy of being pulled out to feed the cattle and horses, and what is the reason for being embarrassed here? Did you make money by discrediting the royal family? ”

"Presumptuous! Where is there room for you to talk too much here? Come on, give me a slap! ”

"You dare! You old thing, give you two points of color, you really started a dye shop! Bastard, the royal face let you trample on it like this? Princess, don't you want to lose face? ”

"Liang Zhou, I told you to stop talking!"

"Mama Liu, this matter has nothing to do with him, please Mama Liu don't punish her, Li Jin is willing to bear the responsibility."

"The princess interceded for him, it stands to reason that the slave and maid should give some face, but the slave and maid are in charge of the affairs of the princess's mansion, how can he be allowed to rap here? If you don't teach a lesson, how can the slave and maid rule the princess's mansion? ”

Mama Liu waved her hand, and two mammas stood behind her, and Mama Liu said: "The princess pleads, then she will have twenty palms and twenty court staffs, and if you dare to commit it again, you will be expelled from the house!" ”

"I see how dare you!" Liang Zhou glared at Mama Liu angrily, Mama Liu snorted coldly, and the two mammas behind her rolled up their sleeves and walked over, one of them grabbed an arm, and the round slapped him in the face. While playing, I also counted, "One, two...... Nineteen, twenty! ”

When he hit the fifth, the corners of Liang Zhou's mouth bleed, and these old ladies didn't keep their hands at all, what was rare was that each hand was strong, and Liang Zhou's eyes were full of gold stars.

Li Jin clasped his head with both hands and said, "Stop!" Don't fight anymore, stop! ”

Si Qianru stood up and said, "Mama Liu, you have also beaten people, is your anger gone?" Her Royal Highness the princess has a headache, and she is anxiously waiting for Imperial Doctor Hu to come to diagnose and treat her, if you continue to make trouble like this and delay the princess's condition, I am afraid you can't afford it! ”

Mama Liu sneered and said, "Fourth girl, it's true that you are the daughter of the General's Mansion, but this is the matter of our Princess's Mansion, you are a little lenient, please respect yourself!" ”

"It's you who need to be self-respecting! See what this is! Si Qianru took out something from her arms and threw it at Mama Liu.

Mama Liu hurriedly took it in her hand, looked at it carefully, and quickly knelt on the ground and said, "Slave Liu Jin asks the saint An!" ”

"Slave maid, wait, ask the saint!"

It turned out that what Si Qianru took out was the gold medal given to Li Jin by Li Zhiwu, and everything else is easy to say, but this is very fatal for me to come in person. If Mama Liu ignores it, Si Qianru can completely treat her for a big disrespectful crime and let her fall into a place of no return.

Si Qianru bowed to the north and said, "Holy bow, get up." ”

Mama Liu got up and handed the gold medal back to Si Qianru, Si Qianru said, "How about it, Mama Liu, can I take care of the princess's mansion now?" ”

"Can't!" Mama Liu said with certainty.

"What? Do you know what this is? Si Qianru shook the gold medal in front of Mama Liu's eyes in surprise, Mama Liu pursed her lips and smiled, and said: "Your Majesty personally gave the gold medal, and seeing the card is like seeing a holy face." ”

"Now that you know, ......"

"Fourth Miss! I think you're mistaken! The slave and maid in charge of the princess's mansion is the dispatch of the queen of the harem, even if His Majesty comes, he must act according to the rules, if everyone takes His Majesty's gold medal and messes up the rules under the guise of His Majesty, then what else do we want us to do? You guys got it right! ”

"You, you!"

"Qianru, step aside, this princess knows what to do, Mama Liu has the permission of the queen mother and the princess, the prime minister's princess's affairs, there should be a rule for everything, Mama Liu did the right thing, but Mama should know where the princess's energy is spent, I hope Mama will not be too harsh on the heroes around the princess, hurting the dignity of the people below."

Mama Liu pursed her lips and said: "The slave maid also acts according to the rules, since the princess has returned, she should also take care of it, and don't bring some random people into the mansion, especially let the guards guard the door, what kind of system?" ”

Si Qianru hurriedly said: "This is what Your Majesty meant, and there is a personal guard who has not arrived, will you also drive people out at that time?" ”

"The four girls don't have to use Your Majesty to press the slave maid, the slave maid can't tolerate sand in her eyes, just this time, if there is anything that breaks the rules, the slave and maid still have to say it, and they will be punished, if they can't get used to it, they will send the slave out early, their eyes will be clean, and their hearts will not be annoyed."

"What did Mama Liu say, this princess didn't have this plan, Mama has guarded the princess's mansion for more than ten years, even if she is a fool, she knows Mama's kindness."

"Since the princess knows what is important, she should abide by some rules, and don't regret it until she has done something insulting to the royal family. The slave and maid retired first. ”

As soon as Mama Liu left, the depressing atmosphere of the whole room disappeared immediately, Si Qianru walked to Li Jin's side and squatted down, complaining: "What is a gold medal, even a minion can't be rectified, I don't want it." ”

Li Jin sighed and said: "Don't be temperamental, Mama Liu has always been like this, you don't know, after all, it is useful to her, you should never ask your grandmother to say all the good things when you use people, and you can go out miserably when you don't use people." ”

"No, have you forgotten me? Why am I being beaten? ”

Liang Zhou, who was leaning his head up and wiping his nosebleed with a handkerchief, came up, Si Qianru was angry when she saw him, and said: "I told you not to speak, you don't listen, and you deserve to slap your mouth!" ”

"I'm holding grievances for the princess, she's such a slave, is there a royal law in her eyes? Are there any princesses? ”

"Son, don't talk anymore, you don't know, Mama Liu is my mother's personal maidservant, she is the most square, even my father hates her to grit her teeth, and later if it weren't for the queen mother seeing that no one in my house took care of her, and sent Mama Liu here, my huge princess mansion would not be able to support it."

"What about the Queen's mother? Then you can't teach the princess indiscriminately, right? ”

"You're really right, others can't teach you a lesson, she can!"

"What does Miss Fourth mean by that?"

Li Jin smiled slightly and said: "Let's talk about it, in fact, Mama Liu is my mother's nurse, if she is polite, I will call her grandmother." ”

"Feelings are also their own family, why is this family suffering for their own family, not to mention that they are intergenerational? There's no sense of closeness at all! ”