Chapter 32: I'll Tell You a Story

Sure enough, Princess Anding was still thinking about maltose. Although Princess Anding is Wu Meiniang's eldest daughter, she is four years older than Taiping, an eleven-year-old girl, and that is still the scope of children, who loves sweets and is very greedy.

Chen Fang thought that Princess Anding was going to leave after saying this, but he saw that Princess Anding actually sat down again. And I don't look like I'm in a hurry to leave.

You're not in a hurry, I'm in a hurry! Chen Fang was helpless, since the princess was going to stay here, he couldn't drive the princess away! Don't dare!

"Chen Aiqing, I'll give you the silver leaf!"

Suddenly, Princess Anding said something, startling Chen Fang.

No, it seems that something is wrong,, I won't fall for the trick of this little woman!

On the surface, it seems that Yinye offended me, and he was punished and gave it to me to continue to punish as much as I wanted.

But in fact, this is a person who has placed a hand and an eyeliner next to me. What will you do in the future, this silver leaf will definitely tell Princess Anding.

Your sister, how can this Datang woman like to put eyeliner next to others.

Wu Meiniang left a peach by her side, and at this time, Princess Anding wanted to send the silver leaf to herself.

It was a bitter ploy just now!

At this time, Chen Fang couldn't refuse, the princess's reward, how could he refuse. Others are so blatantly arranging you, what can you do. This is power, and although Princess Anding is only eleven years old, she is destined to be a small group of people at the peak of power since she was born.

Excuse me, it's a joke, unless I watch too many TV series, Chen Fang dares to refuse. That's something you can do with a brain pump.

This is the Tang Dynasty, a feudal society, and it is the peak era of Chinese feudal society.

You must follow what the nobles give, and you must carry out the words of the nobles. Disobedience, unless you want to die.

As for Princess Anding just now and letting Yinye palm her mouth, will this girl hold a grudge, hehe, hold a grudge, it doesn't exist. At most, this revenge will only be remembered on oneself.

"What does Your Highness mean, in the future, Wei Chen will let her do anything?"

"Yes!"

"Yinye, remember in the future, Chen Aiqing is your master, and serving him is like serving me, you know?"

"The slave and maid obey the order, and the slave and maid must serve Lord Chen well."

"Then you go to the Shangshi Bureau to help first, there is a shortage of manpower there, everything is arranged by Shangshi Dingyu!"

Both An Ding and Yinye couldn't help but look at Chen Fang, Chen Fang looked at the two of them, and was very satisfied with the expressions of the two of them. I didn't expect it, you would arrange it, wouldn't I.

Princess Anding has just said that she will do whatever she asks Yinye to do, and now she will let her go to the Shangshi Bureau and be a cook, no problem!

"Don't go yet!"

"Your Highness, my lord, slave and maid are going!"

Princess Anding looked at the silver leaf that walked out, and then looked at Chen Fang. There is a faint glimmer in a pair of wonderful eyes.

"Chen Fang, you sit!"

"Weichen doesn't dare!"

"You have been in Honglu Temple before, you know a lot of envoys, there must be a lot of interesting things, today I happen to be bored, you tell me some!"

Your sister, Chen Fang looked at Princess Anding, although you are a beautiful embryo, although you will grow up in a few years, although you are the daughter of Wu Meiniang and Li Zhi, the princess of the Tang Dynasty, but I don't take you to play with me like this.

Looking at Princess Anding's sitting posture, Chen Fang was sure. Today, the princess is afraid that she will really be idle for a long time.

You're idle, but I'm busy! Can't afford to provoke, Chen Fang sighed in his heart.

What to talk about at this time, Lao Tzu has never been to Honglu Temple once, and he has never known an envoy, let alone heard interesting things from them.

The only Mitsuko I knew, that was accidentally encountered at the Chongyang Banquet, only said two words. And I hope never to come across it again.

But Chen Fang can't say anything in his heart! It is a crime to deceive the king when he says this. I heard a chrysanthemum wine recipe from this envoy all day long, and learned from that envoy that rapeseed can be squeezed for oil...

Now I tell the princess that I don't know any envoys, isn't that looking for death! The crime of deceiving the king is not small!

But what fun things do you want to tell Princess Anding! This is a difficult proposition.

Let's tell a story, I'm afraid I can only tell a story. Do you want to tell some paragraphs, forget it, it's easy to say something postmodern when you say it.

If you don't do it well, a lot of things will be exposed, and the princess basically can't get the points in it.

Let's tell a story! This is also something to consider, many stories are definitely not suitable for this era, for example, if you talk about a doll's house, the princess doesn't know what a doll is!

When you tell stories that are clearly related to class struggle, aren't you looking for your own cigarettes!

Chen Fang thought about it for a while, and Princess Anding looked at Chen Fang seriously.

"Chen Aiqing didn't think of anything funny? For example, those envoys have different habits and etiquette from us. ”

"Back to the princess, the princess is bored, how about Weichen tell the princess a story?"

"Story?"

"It's just something funny!"

"That's what I meant you to do."

Well, who let themselves and Princess Anding have a different understanding of the story! Let's talk about it! I just hope that the princess will not listen to it and fall asleep.

"In ancient times, there was a Huaguo Mountain in the Oriental Aolai Country, and there was a fairy stone on the mountain that absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon, cultivated immortal cells, burst out one day, and produced a stone monkey..."

"Can a monkey be born in a stone?"

"Princess, this is just a story, and a story can be made up and exaggerated without following common sense."

"Fiction and exaggeration, isn't that a lie?"

Chen Fang patted his forehead, Nima, it's really hard to serve!

"It's not a lie, it's just fiction. Your Royal Highness, all you have to do is listen. ”

"Okay!"

According to his memory, Chen Fang has begun to tell the story, and he chose to tell Journey to the West, because this was originally a novel in the late Ming Dynasty, and it was written in feudal society, and there would not be too many sensitive things.

And most of these stories are immortals and Buddhas, which can be heard as myths. Princess Anding must have heard of mythical characters such as Nuwa Fuxi.

As for some taboos in it, such as the emperor taking turns to come to my house next year, Chen Fang will selectively delete them.

And the matter about Tang Seng and Taizong, what is the royal brother, Chen Fang directly selectively tampered with. There's no way not to change it, you tell Princess Anding about Tang Seng, it's not that you can't find it yourself.

Now it is the Tang Dynasty, and the Taizong in the story is Anding's grandfather, Chen Fang really dares to say Taizong in the story, purely looking for death.

As for not being able to talk about Tang Seng Xitian's scriptures, what to talk about, just make up a random one, it's just a trivial matter to change the story setting.

For example, it can be said that a certain monk learned scriptures from the west during the Northern and Southern Dynasties, and the country at that time also admired Buddhism anyway.