Chapter 4: I Am a Genius
When Xiao Moke and Zhou Chao were touting each other, Xiao Yao's eyes were still staring at Xiao Wuhua with lust, which made Xiao Wuhua uncomfortable, but curiosity killed the cat, and he still thought about the magical thing that killed people in the air.
"Hmph, return Shiro! Hey, pervert, you haven't told me what that thing is? How can it be so powerful! Show it to me! Xiao Wuhua glanced at Xiao Yao with disdain, and continued to ask about the magical thing.
"You want to see it? I will never refuse a request from a beautiful woman! This is an artifact I built myself, and it is a must! I forgot to tell you, I'm a genius! Xiao Yao was very immodest and didn't speak according to the routine, which made the whole boat speechless.
Then he casually took out the revolver on his waist and handed it to Xiao Wuhua, of course, Xiao Yao had already withdrawn all the bullets before he got on the boat, and now he was just an empty gun.
Xiao Wuhua's eyes lit up when he saw this little hammer-like thing, and he was really interested: such a small thing can actually kill people invisibly, and he felt that it was really incredible, so he reached out to pick it up without defense.
The corners of Xiao Yao's mouth rose, the opportunity has come! When Xiao Wuhua's hand reached over, Xiao Yao suddenly pressed her hand down and took the opportunity to grab her jade hand! I also pinched it a few times!
"Ahh You...... Shame on you! "Except for his father and brother, Xiao Wuhua has not been touched by other boys!
"Oops, I'm sorry, this gun is made of stainless steel, it's a little heavy, it's a little slippery, I'm afraid you won't be able to catch it." After speaking, Xiao Yao shamelessly sniffed his salty pig hands, as if tasting the aroma on them
"You! You! Hum! Stinky pervert! Xiao Wuhua endured her anger, turned her head and ignored Xiao Yao, but picked up the revolver in her hand, looked left and right, touched here, touched the ground there, and studied it carefully.
Xiao Moke was also very curious about this thing, and stretched out his head to look at it a few times, but he didn't see any way, so he asked, "Shiro, you created this thing yourself?" What the hell is it? I really can't see why I can be so powerful and kill people in the air! ”
"It's called a pistol! It is a self-defense weapon invented by myself, the first in the world, extremely powerful, and unbeatable! That's why I said I'm a peerless genius, haha! "Xiao Yao's face is not ordinarily thick!
"Hmph, shameless, arrogant stinky pervert!" Xiao Wuhua muttered, and learned the way Xiao Yao held the gun, pulled the trigger a few times, and made a metal impact sound of "da, da".
"No, it wasn't like this when you used it just now, it would have made a loud bang! Surely there is something else you haven't told me! Xiao Wuhua was very dissatisfied and continued to get to the bottom of it!
"That's because I have a secret recipe to make it pop! It's said that it's a self-defense weapon, of course, you have to have reservations, how can it be so easy to let you know! Okay, it's actually just an iron lump, I've seen enough of it, give it back to me. Xiao Yao said directly, which made Xiao Moke's father and daughter a little unhappy.
"Hmph, don't say it, don't say it, what's so strange, stingy ghost!" Xiao Wuhua threw the pistol to Xiao Yao and looked at Xiao Yao angrily.
Xiao Yao smiled, picked up the pistol, pushed out the magazine of the revolver, slid his hand, and the magazine turned "slightly", and then shook his hand, the magazine was buckled back again, and then hung the trigger with his index finger, opened his palm, and the pistol turned in his hand, and finally snapped back into the gun pocket on his waist!
The whole classic action is down, handsome! Cruel! Beauty! Xiao Moke and Xiao Wuhua were dumbfounded.
"Lord Xiao, please forgive me, Shiro has followed me since he was a rough man, so he lacks discipline in speech and etiquette, but he is a genius in terms of organ design and weapon manufacturing! Not even Zhou! Seeing that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, Zhou Chao hurriedly came out to play a round.
"Haha, extraordinary people do extraordinary things, I can see that Shiro is a different person! Since Mr. Zhou said so, I guess even the weapon used by this young hero should have been designed and built by Shiro. Xiao Moke laughed and looked at the saber in Gao Yuan's hand.
"This is my eldest apprentice, Gao Yuan, and he is also from Qi State, he is not as smart as Shilang, and he is not good at talking, but he is better than diligence, so he is okay in terms of fist and foot kung fu." Zhou Chao introduced Gao Yuan, gave him a look, and asked Gao Yuan to hand the saber to Xiao Moke, "This weapon is called a saber, and it is indeed designed by Shiro and made of stainless steel." ”
Xiao Moke pulled out his saber, looked at it carefully, and couldn't help but admire: "Sure enough, it is a good knife, although the blade is slender, but it is better than the stainless steel sword I made, Master Zhou is from the Qi country, is this the legendary Su Iron Knife?" ”
Zhou Chao didn't answer, just smiled slightly, everything was silent.
"Hmph, it's something strange again, a knife is not a knife, a sword is not a sword, and the handle is so short!" Xiao Wuhua has an opinion about Xiao Yao and doesn't like what his father praises Xiao Yao for doing like this.
"It's said that it's a saber, of course, it's a knife for horseback riding, it can't be made too heavy, and you can't ask for extra places! The handle of the knife is short because the horse has to catch the reins, and you can only hold the knife with one hand, and the blade has a curvature, which is more powerful when chopping! Xiao Yao is very satisfied with this knife, this is a saber imitated by modern cavalry, it is a design that has been tested in countless wars.
"Well, that makes sense! Shiro really has a lot of insight into weapon manufacturing! Xiao Moke was very satisfied with this explanation, after all, he often fought on horseback and knew the importance of having weapons at hand.
"With such a thin blade, I'm afraid it will be cut off by someone casually." Xiao Wuhua continued to sing against the stage.
"Wuhua, this is a Su Tiebao knife, cutting more than 30 nails, sharpening iron like clay, extremely sharp! You didn't see the big knife in the thief's hand just now, but it was cut out of a big hole by this Su Tiebao knife, and now you see that this knife is still intact! "Xiao Moke is a martial artist, and of course he is very interested in swords.
Xiao Moke reluctantly handed the knife back to Gao Yuan, then raised his wine glass and said to the three, "I met three of them today!" It's Xiao's great luck! I didn't expect that all three of them were geniuses! Mr. Zhou is a master of sword casting, Shiro is proficient in weapon design, and this big apprentice is even more strong in martial arts, and he defeated the thief in three moves! Come, Xiao will toast three more cups! ”
After three rounds of drinking, everyone drank so much that they forgot that they had just gone through a life-and-death struggle, Xiao Moke was the happiest, he liked the three masters and apprentices a little, especially Xiao Yao, who could always say something very interesting but reasonable in the chat, which made people laugh, and the atmosphere was very lively.
"Humph! Daddy, you talk slowly, I'll go out and interrogate those water thieves myself! Xiao Wuhua couldn't stand it anymore, and found that Xiao Yao was always looking at him with squinting eyes, very angry but embarrassed to have a seizure, so he wanted to leave the cabin and go to the deck to find those captives to vent his anger.
"It seems that Miss Xiao has misunderstood me a little, so I will also go out to have a look, and explain to her by the way." Xiao Yao immediately followed out, of course the pickled girl had to be shameless, stalked, and never leave!