Li Dawei's screams are very incomprehensible.

Marrying Bai Fumei and going to the pinnacle of life, it should be crying with joy, right?

Han Xiaosheng asked in confusion, "Big... Brother Dawei, is it expensive this year? ”

"Uh... That's 19 based on your time here."

"Women are 14, men are 16 can be married, those who marry late, heavy penalties, you have reached the age of marriage!" Han Xiaosheng whispered comfortingly: "Big... Brother Dawei, Miss Sima is older than you, but she is not much older, and she can take good care of you! ”

specially added an accent to 'take care', and raised his eyebrows after speaking, you know!

The greatest sorrow in life is my sorrow, you don't understand.

I have long experienced the age at which 'hormones' determine behavior, and I can look at the problem from the perspective of 'development', two people can live, uh, you can also live with several people, and you can have a good temper and personality to have a good family and everything is prosperous!

14 years old, alas!

16 years old, alas!

If it is placed in the next life, those junior high school students and high school students don't need to fall in love secretly, how happy they (she) are! The class teacher had to cut his workload in half.

"Alas!" If you can't resist, just enjoy! Li Dawei sighed, cleaned up his mood and said, "Brother Han, I asked Brother Zhu to drink with me tomorrow, are you free?" ”

"This can be had!"

Well? Li Dawei said with a smile: "Brother Han, you are naughty, I will go to the 'Yuelai Inn' to find you tomorrow." ”

Seeing Han Xiaosheng leave, Lin Zigui, who refused to leave, saw that everyone was almost gone, and came to Li Dawei's side. "Little brother Dawei, uh..."

Li Dawei said with a smile: "Lord Lin, you can tell me if you have something!" ”

"I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, the solution to the question you said last time, I haven't understood it thoroughly enough so far, please give me more advice!" After speaking, he gave a long salute

Li Dawei immediately held it up and said, "Master Lin, it's time to torture the juniors, let's just think it's an academic exchange." ”

Lin Zigui said: "Count one way, I am far from you, your two methods of adding 1 to 100, the more I think about it, the more wonderful I feel." ”

"Well, the first method is the No. 31 contestant," Li Dawei argued, "I just provided the second method"

"Hehe, okay" Lin Zigui didn't insist, "Just take the first one as his!" Your attainments in 'numbers' are beyond my reach! ”

"Prizes, prizes!" Li Dawei said: "In fact, the 'Han Xin Soldiers' last time was a kind of problem called 'same remainder', also called 'residual theorem', and the answer to you is the law summarized:

'Three people walk together seventy rare' refers to multiplying the remainder obtained by dividing by 3 by 70;

'Five Trees and Plum Blossoms Twenty-one', plus the remainder obtained by dividing by 5 multiplied by 21;

'Seven sons are reunited and half of the moon is half', plus multiply the remainder obtained by dividing by 7 by 15;

If the result is greater than 105, subtract multiples of 105 to get the number you want. You can go and verify it. ”

"I see!" Lin Zigui suddenly realized, picked up his robe and was about to run, anxious to verify.

Li Dawei hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Lord Lin, I have something unclear, I hope to solve my doubts!" ”

"Oh~ please speak!"

"Uh~ In this competition, why don't you calculate the score for 1 point for the first place and 2 points for the second place, and so on, simple and clear."

"Huh!" Lin Zigui stroked his beard and asked rhetorically, "Isn't it fragrant?" ”

...... Li Dawei stepped on 10,000 'grass and mud horses' in his mind!

"In this way, the old man's attainments of 'numbering' can be shown, but you are in front of you, little brother. The old man has benefited a lot! After saying that, he left in a hurry.

Looking at the empty hall, Li Dawei had the feeling of being in the 'wilderness' again, and the beasts around him peeped, and he was the meat on the chopping board.

Well, this metaphor is very appropriate, and those who covet themselves are Sima Wudao, a fierce 'tiger' who eats people and does not spit out bones, and Sima Yanran, who wants to 'eat tender grass', the lustful 'wolf'.

Is his innocence going to be lost tonight?

This is too perfunctory, at least I have to visit the church and drink a 'joint wine' or something.

What if she forced me to accept it, or did she accept it?

Well, she is a fourth-grade master, and I am only second-grade, I can't beat her, I was forced.

When the time comes, is she on top, or ......

Li Dawei wandered outside the sky, and his imaginary wings went straight to the Nine Heavens, and suddenly a voice pulled him back.

"Brother Dawei, let's go!"

Stretching out your head is a knife, shrinking your head is also a knife, if you can't resist, you can enjoy it, Li Dawei cleaned up his mood and said with a smile: "Brother Tong, it's hard work, please lead the way!" ”

"Please follow me" After speaking, Tong Gang led him to the inner courtyard.

"Well, what is the eldest lady looking for me? You see, it's all time, in the middle of the night, lonely men and widows... Isn't it, it's not very convenient? Li Dawei asked sideways, it's always good to figure it out.

"Huh? Oh, Brother Dawei is really a righteous man and a gentleman" Tong Gang sighed and explained: "It's not the eldest lady looking for you, it's the city lord who has something to discuss."

"Oh, that's good!" Li Dawei patted his chest and let out a long breath, no longer having to worry about whether to refuse or refuse.

"The eldest lady is also there!"

"Cough~" Li Dawei choked suddenly, why was he so cheerful and half-cut to speak alone.

"Does Big Brother Tong know what's going on?"

"I don't know" Tong Gang shook his head and said, "But looking at the city lord, it seems that he is in a good mood." Holding a piece of white silk cloth, he said that 'the painting is very simple, but it is quite similar', and what is 'countless in the world', 'morning and twilight', it is rare to see the eldest lady's shy demeanor. ”

Li Dawei said with a smile: "Is it 'as soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world; If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight'? ”

"That's right! Brother David is amazing."

Li Dawei was instantly petrified.

, he was pitted by Wang Fuli, didn't he say a love poem written to 'Ah Xiu'?

Also, Ah Xiu is a conspiracy, saying that he wants to paint a portrait of the villain on the music box.

also put these two things together, this 'love letter' of the super era has obvious effects in later generations, and now it is simply a 'nuclear bomb'.

This is completely fishing law enforcement, the key is to hide yourself, and you can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River.

I really don't feel for this kind of 'savage' type of woman!

O heaven, O earth! Sima Wudao, I really don't want to soak your daughter, I just want the title deed!

In a depressed mood, he came to Sima Wudao's study.

A military general, he actually has a study, what to pretend.

Li Dawei hugged his fists and said: "Hello Lord City, Miss Yanran!" ”

Sima Wudaoyi signaled: "Please be seated"

"I don't know what the city lord called in the middle of the night?"

"Hehe, seeing that you drank too much wine tonight, please drink some tea to sober up"

Li Dawei was a little confused, in later generations, it was not a good thing to be invited by the leader to 'drink tea'.

Believe he didn't mean to.

"Thank you for the city shirt!" Li Dawei sat cross-legged, and he was really not used to kneeling.

The corners of Sima Wudao's mouth twitched, and he said, "Yan'er, make some tea!" ”

The corners of Li Dawei's mouth twitched, is this a salesman? Reassure yourself that Miss Sima is gentle and virtuous, and that it is appropriate to have a room and IKEA?

The two began to chat with each other.

Sima Wudao asked, "Xiaowei, are you used to sitting like this?" ”

Xiaowei? My name is 'David', okay.

Li Dawei shook his head and said, "I'm not used to it."

Well?

"I'm used to lying on the sofa and swiping Douyin with my mobile phone," Li Dawei said with some nostalgia: "There is a kind of 'Ge You paralysis', but relax!" ”

Sima Wudao looked at a loss, "What is a sofa, what is a mobile phone, what is Douyin, and what is 'Ge You's paralysis'?" ”

It's too hard to explain, "Well, it's just a form of entertainment!" It's the same as you play with the pitcher, it's used to relax. ”

"Oh~ It's just that the pitcher is a multiplayer game, and one person is inevitably boring"

"There are so many people. Yes, I can play CS and League of Legends in a group, but I like to play basketball and football. ”

"What is basketball? Football? ”

"Football is kicked with your feet, not with your hands, it's similar to your keju, but the rules are different. Basketball is done with hands, not feet. It's a fun game, we also have basketball and football, just shout when you want to play. ”

Sima Wudao nodded and said, "Indeed, 'solo music' is not as good as 'everyone is happy'. Do you still play with that 'group' of friends? ”

Li Dawei was stunned for a moment, a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes, but he quickly cleaned up his mood and said with a smile: "Don't play, I'm separated from them, and there are no more of those things." ”

"Why?"

"They can't come, and I can't go back!"

Sima Wudao didn't ask any more questions, and changed the topic and said: "You are quite righteous, you didn't help 'Han Xiaosheng', I am very embarrassed by his request!" ”

"Never!" Li Dawei categorically denied it, joking, this kind of thing can only be done and cannot be admitted, "This competition is fair, just and open, and it is obvious to all"

The corners of Sima Wudao's mouth twitched: "Okay." Come, please have tea! ”

Seeing that Miss Sima had already boiled the tea, Sima Wudao motioned to Li Dawei to 'taste' it, and by the way, he gave a 'good review'

Li Dawei took a sip helplessly.

"How?" Sima Wudao said a little proudly: "Yan'er's 'tea' art is exquisite, which is very much in line with my wishes."

Li Dawei shook his head and said, "Oops... Hehe, look at it, this tea soup is really... Tsk tsk, this taste, it's... Tsk tsk"

Sima Wudao was even more proud, "This is Yan'er's own creation, in addition to salt, ginger, sugar, etc., butter is also creatively added, so that a lot of changes are added, and they cooperate with each other, which is really mysterious!" After speaking, I drank it all, and I still had a mouth, and I was still unfinished.

Li Dawei only felt that his stomach was tumbling, and he wanted to vomit, and he had mixed tastes, but none of them were his favorites, so it was no wonder that he was so uncomfortable to drink. Showing a polite and appreciative smile, "Miss Yanran is so creative, what a clever brain! ”

Sima Wudao stretched out his hand and signaled: "Hehe, after drinking, let's have another glass, you can sober up!" ”

"Good things should not be used too much, too much!" Li Dawei shook his head, thinking to himself, it would be bad to drink it and spit it out again, but he said: "Leave some thoughts, so that there will be greater expectations." ”

Sima Wudao was stunned for a moment, thought for a while, glanced at the daughter next to him, nodded and said, "It makes sense!" He casually asked, "Listen to the poems you make and the music you play, are you good at military affairs?" ”

"Not good at it" Li Dawei shook his head and said: "If I haven't killed a single 'chicken' in Dalian since I was a child, I don't know if you believe it or not?" ”

"Don't believe it!" Sima Wudao smiled faintly and said, "The killing qi in it can't be done without personal experience." After saying that, his beard was windless, and his cloak was swollen.

Li Dawei felt like he was in the scene of a battle between ten thousand armies, surrounded by a sea of corpses and blood. I sneered in my heart, I want to use hypnotism on me, you are still a little tender.

Since experiencing the 'lost mind' of the reckless famine, now his mind has been as solid as a rock, Sima Wudao's monstrous momentum is like a wave of the sea, and Li Dawei is like a reef in the sea, immovable.

As if unconsciously, Li Dawei also signaled: "Miss Yanran, the city lord's tea is finished, you can pour another cup" and then continued: "Hey, that's because I have read a lot of books." There was no war in the place I was, it was a place of etiquette. ”

Sima Wudao retracted his momentum, "Oh, what etiquette do you follow?" Weekly rites? ”

"Uh, the way of Confucius and Mencius!"

"Huh! The way of Confucius and Mencius is not to pay attention to courtesy! ”

"Of course!"

Sima Wudao said lightly: "In this competition, you made a bet with 'Mo Xiaojun', and I was a 'notary' twice, shouldn't you be courteous?" ”