The Western Capital is in a Stormy Chapter 8: Fish that should not be eaten

Li Jin's smile was very unreasonable, coaxing Li Lining next to him to be stunned, and hurriedly asked: "Sister Huang, what's so funny, how can you carry me behind my back and laugh secretly?" ”

Li Jin touched Li Lining's head and said, "Little bun, you go to the courtyard to have a look, there must be a lively scene there." ”

Li Lining shook Li Jin's hand and said, "Then the imperial sister will accompany me to see it, okay?" ”

Li Jin shook his head and said, "Sister is incapacitated, Mama Gui will come back later, sister will go out again, you go first, you won't be able to see the excitement later." ”

Li Lining bit her lip, after all, she couldn't resist the temptation of interesting things, so she agreed and ran out quickly.

Li Jin shook his head, reached out and touched the teacup on the table, and said coldly, "This little bun is adding new tea to my teacup indiscriminately, little naughty!" ”

Li Jin knew that Xiao Bun didn't do it on purpose, but Xiao Bun saw that the tea in her cup was cold, so she changed it for her, Li Jin would be just a normal person, but she couldn't see it, she needed to touch it with her hands, and she didn't have any precautions in advance, so there was an omission, and there was no one around to serve her, which was really inconvenient.

The little bun went for a long time, and Mama Gui walked in, looked left and right, and asked, "Why didn't Xiaoxiang come over to serve?" Is this dead girl running away to be lazy again? ”

Li Jin beckoned to Mama Gui and said, "It's raining urgently, it must have been raining, it's only been like this, don't make a fuss." ”

Mama Gui helped Li Jin out and said, "The princess has a good temperament, so the girls are obedient, and they want the slaves to say, and they will all be sent to Mama Liu to be trained and then sent back." ”

Li Jin grabbed Mama Gui and said: "Don't be like this, the girl's heart is already lively, you send people like this, and the people who come back are all spiritually lost, what do I want them to do?" ”

"The princess is the same age as them, why don't you see you messing around like them?"

Li Jin was silent for a long time, sighed and said: "As the eldest princess of the royal family, I just want to mess around, and someone must allow me to mess around. I can hold up for them, why can't I protect them? ”

Mama Gui grinned to the side and said, "I'm afraid that they are white-eyed wolves, who don't understand the princess's kindness, and have no rules, so they left our princess's mansion and lost the princess." ”

"I'm already the biggest laughing stock of the royal family, so what face do I have to lose again? I am well-behaved in everything, and I can't stop the spitting of the mouths of the people, whatever they say, the girls don't hate me, and I am satisfied. ”

The two walked into the courtyard, and Liang Zhou spit out a column of water from time to time like a small whale.

A quarter of an hour ago, Tie Lump and Liang Zhou stood in the courtyard together, Liang Zhou struggled for a long time, but Tie Lump's hands were like a pair of iron tongs, and they didn't move at all.

"I said Lao Tie, we are brothers, how can you bear to treat me like this?"

Tie Pimple lowered his head and said: "There is no way, the princess wants you to sober up in the rain, Lao Tie, I have to do it according to the princess's instructions." Could this thief be a thief who specializes in playing tricks on me? This rain comes and goes faster, and you don't have to be in such a hurry to go. ”

"Since it's raining, can you let me go first?"

"Well, let me think about it."

After a while, Tie Pimple's eyes lit up, looking at Liang Zhou and smiling, Liang Zhou looked at Tie Pimple's eyes, and couldn't help but feel that the whole person was not good!

When Li Jin came to see, Tie Pimple had perfectly completed the task assigned by the princess.

Although the iron pimple man is stupid, he is better than loyalty, seeing that the princess can't finish the things he explains, he can't help but be anxious, thinking about it left and right, and suddenly thinking of the lotus pond in the back garden, he directly lifted people here, threw Liang Zhou into it.

I only heard a miserable cry from the air: "My life is over!" "It turns out that Liang Zhou is a landlubber and doesn't know water at all, and now Tie Pimple realizes that it is a bad dish! Because he doesn't know how to water either!

Iron Pimple hurriedly ran to call Dadari over, and Dadari scratched his head when he arrived, you two look at me, I look at you, there is no way.

At this time, Li Lining came over to join in the fun, looking at the two stupid big men staring at Liang Zhou who was fluttering in the lotus pond, she didn't have the slightest intention of saving, she raised her head and asked, "If you don't save him, will he die?" ”

Iron Pimple and Dadari nodded at the same time.

Li Lining was stunned for a moment and said, "Then you can't go down to save it?" ”

Iron Pimple and Dadari said, "We are Northland barbarians, and we don't know water!" ”

Li Lining was angry for a while and said, "The depth of this pool is not as high as yours, how can it drown you?" If you climb down the edge of the stone and walk with water, you will be fine! ”

The iron pimple nodded, thinking that this person was thrown down by him, and the princess didn't say that she was going to drown him, so she definitely couldn't let him die, so she asked Dadari to send his arms down into the lotus pond, and sure enough, compared to the iron pimple more than two meters deep, the lotus pond more than a meter deep really couldn't help him.

The iron bump flowed through with great effort, slipped Liang Zhou up, shook his arm hard, and Liang Zhou's whole person flew ashore like a sandbag.

Dadari on the shore hurriedly stretched out his hand and pulled and dragged the person to the ground, Liang Zhoudeng's eyes widened, he spewed spittle, then coughed for a long time, and began to spit water again.

The arrogant behavior of the two stupid big men, Iron Pimple and Dadari, completely angered the little princess Li Lining, and she was still squatting aside to watch the excitement, which was good, it directly drenched her with water, and when she exclaimed and wanted to run again, where was the time? hatefully kicked Dadari twice, but this guy's leg was like an iron plate, but the kick made Li Lining's calf hurt, so he had to rub his leg and give up.

When Li Jin rushed over, Liang Zhou had already lost half his life by Dadari, the water in his stomach was vomited clean, but his bones were almost scattered.

"Iron pimple, I just asked you to let him get drenched in some rain and sober his mind, I didn't say that you would toss him so much."

Tie Pimple said aggrievedly: "Princess, when will it rain this day, I really don't know Lao Tie, this front foot has to be like a hole leaking, and Lao Tie on the back foot has not dripped a drop of sweat." Lao Tie thought stupidly, he shouldn't have spat at him twice to make a fool of things, just throw it into the pool, there is a lot of water, it doesn't hurt to soak for a while, the water in his brain is in, and the natural person is also sober. ”

Liang Zhou weakly gave Tie Pimple a thumbs up and said, "Tiezi, your theory is really strong and invincible, and the little brother is willing to bow down!" ”

Li Lining clapped his hands and applauded: "It's fun, it's fun, iron bumps, you throw it again, he just spit out a few mouthfuls and won't spit out, do it again." ”

Li Jin stomped his feet and said, "Little bun, what's the mess?" Let him continue to vomit, then what kind of water is he spitting, he should vomit blood! ”

Li Lining tilted his head and asked Li Jin, "It's okay to vomit blood, can't you play?" ”

"Little princess, if someone vomits blood, it is estimated that it will not work."

Liang Zhou saw a circle of people around him, pointing at him, as if he was touching porcelain, and said at the moment: "Princess, why don't you take care of my feelings, save me first, why do I feel that this chest is tight and short of breath, and I am looking at it?" ”

"Yikes! I have forgotten him, please ask Imperial Doctor Hu in the house to take a look at him, don't really die, we have to pay for a piece of land to bury him, blame the money. ”

"Not? Is there a point? Is it a question of money or not? ”

"Yes!"

Everyone replied in unison, so frightened that Liang Zhou shut up directly, and felt very aggrieved, I am a victim, even if I really die and want to be buried, why do you really deduct and search, and refuse to give a funeral fee!

Liang Zhou sighed for several days, just pretending to be sick to win sympathy, bluffing away a lot of supplements from Aunt Li in the kitchen, and even taking away a small bowl of egg custard with the eldest princess.

Li Jin saw all this in his eyes, and felt that he owed him something, so he didn't care about him.

But in the past two days, the little bun always ran to Liang Zhou, and at first Liang Zhou got a bunch of wood of different lengths, Li Jin didn't take it seriously, but when Liang Zhou built these inconspicuous woods, he completely changed his appearance, and really turned decay into magic, he gave these wooden pieces to the bun, and the bribed bun naturally reciprocated the peach, and often took Liang Zhou to the kitchen to steal food, seeing that the good princess was damaged by Liang Zhou, Li Jin was naturally angry.

"Mama Gui, you go and find the little bun, see if she has gone to the kitchen to steal food again, if she is there, catch her back for me, don't learn every day, learn the knowledge of these chickens and dogs!"

Mama Gui answered, and after a short time of going, she caught the little bun with a mouth full of oil, followed by Liang Zhou, who was also full of oil.

"Sister Huang!" When the little bun saw Li Jin, he hurriedly threw himself into her arms, and his little hand rubbed greasy on Li Jin's hand, Li Jin only felt that his hand was slipping, and then it was like something was stuck to his hand.

Li Jin raised his hand and sniffed it under his nose, and a rich fragrance wafted out, with a slight fishy smell.

"What smells so good?"

Li Lining raised his head and said, "It's the fish grilled by Brother Liang Zhou, it's delicious!" ”

"Fish? The slave remembered that there was no fish in the meal today. ”

Li Jin pulled Li Lining and asked, "Little bun, tell my sister, where did this fish come from?" ”

Li Lining didn't have time to answer, and Liang Zhou, who was on the side, took the lead in replying: "I fished." ”

"The fish in your house were too fat, and when I took a hook, they thought I was feeding, and they went to bite the hook, and I didn't have much effort, so I caught two of them and ate them separately from the bun." Liang Zhou smashed his mouth, stretched out his sleeve and wiped it on his mouth.

"The fish in the house? Isn't that a koi? Mama Gui opened her mouth and came with a divine assist.

Li Jin's heart tightened when he heard this, and asked, "Little bun, did you eat it too?" ”

Li Lining nodded violently and said, "It's delicious, of course I eat it, it's still a whole one!" ”

Li Jin covered his chest, his face twisted, and he turned his back with a muffled snort, and when Mama Gui saw it, she hurriedly came over to support her, and she was smooth and pinched.

"What? Just eat two fish, and I'll roast you if you want to. ”

Mama Gui turned her head and shouted, "Shut up!" What do you know? Can't stop for a few days? If you come to the Princess's Mansion and don't do anything bad for three days, you won't be the eldest son of Liang Zhou! ”

"No, it's none of my business!"

Mama Gui helped Li Jin to go to the collapse to rest, Liang Zhou kindly came over to help, Mama Gui stretched out her hand, patted Liang Zhou's hand, and said, "Do you want to die?" The princess is clear and jade, how can you be defiled? ”

"Mom, there's nowhere to be reasonable, I'm kind enough to help you and splash me with dirty water! Am I not a young man with a yellow flower who is ice and jade? ”

Mama Gui covered Li Jin's quilt and said to Li Lining: "Little princess, Mama told you, don't tell anyone about eating fish today, and you can't mention a word, you know?" ”

"Oh." Li Lining nodded obediently and asked, "Is the imperial sister okay?" It's all bad buns, which makes her angry. ”

"Can the little princess do Mama a favor and call in Ning'er, who is on duty outside?"

"Good!" Li Lining said yes, turned around and ran away.

Mama Gui walked over and said to Liang Zhou: "You don't know where you came from, you have made a taboo and don't say it, and you have to burden the little princess to make mistakes, if this matter is known, maybe there will be some trouble!" ”

"Mama Gui, I'm just eating a fish, as for it?"

Mama Gui became angry when she saw Liang Zhou's appearance, and said: "What kind of fish is not good to eat, I prefer to eat carp!" ”