"I'm Wei Zhongxian, I'm the eunuch Wei Zhongxian, I'm Wei Yadong is a eunuch, I'm Wei Yadong a ladyboy!" Wei Yadong said while slapping himself.

"Nima—" Yang Kaiwen raised his hand suddenly.

As a result, Wei Yadong's body trembled violently, and we smelled a foul smell, and a stream of water flowed out of Wei Yadong's trousers, and this thing was scared out by Yang Kaiwen's feces and urine.

"Boss, I haven't been able to find a chance to get together with you, this time you say that you have to give this opportunity to my little brother!"

Kevin Yang pinched his nose and invited me.

"That's it, I happened to accompany Xiaoshuang to the class reunion, and you paid for the cost of this class reunion." I didn't think about it and said casually.

"Thank you, boss, let's go to the best hotel in Kyoto and top the best wine table."

Don't look at Yang Kaiwen nodding in front of me, but he is definitely the number one person in Kyoto.

The descendants of a big family, who dares to provoke easily?

We were quickly placed in the most luxurious hotel in Kyoto, and all of Xiaoshuang's classmates were present except for Wei Yadong.

is also because Yang Kaiwen said: Whoever doesn't go to dinner won't give me face!

A person who can beat Wei Yadong half to death, who dares to offend easily? Therefore, none of them were left behind, and all of them were present.

It's just that a few guys who despised me before looked a little nervous, for fear that I would turn over old accounts.

Actually, who cares about that, I have long put what these little shrimps said in the back of my mind.

When I was eating next, I found out that Yang Kaiwen had a lot of wine, and he even called a few fox friends and dog friends, who were more or less the number one person in Kyoto, and asked them to accompany them to drink.

This is normal, after all, Xiaoshuang's classmates are a little restrained in drinking and eating, and they can't let go, and Yang Kaiwen's friends are obviously much more crazy.

They were so crazy that Xiaoshuang and I drank too much.

In fact, Xiaoshuang is mainly drunk by her classmates, and those guys have no other abilities, and their ability to pat on the back is absolutely first-class.

After the dinner was over, Xiaoshuang and I had been sent to the best presidential suite in the hotel by Kevin Yang.

"Boss, this thing is a good thing, drinking it is definitely the spirit of the dragon and tiger, cool and crooked!" Before Yang Kaiwen left, he secretly stuffed me with a bottle and said shyly.

I didn't think about it, it was probably an aphrodisiac or something, I wasn't interested in these, the point was that Yang Kaiwen misunderstood the relationship between me and Xiaoshuang.

When I was drinking, I also told Yang Kaiwen that Xiaoshuang was my sister-in-law.

But Yang Kaiwen said: My sister-in-law is my brother-in-law's ass!

In the face of this situation, what else can I say, it is difficult to argue, so I simply do not explain.

"Brother-in-law, what kind of good thing is this?" Before I could come back to my senses, the potion in my hand was grabbed by Xiao Shuangyi.

"You can't drink this thing."

After Xiaoshuang was drunk, his mental state was completely different from usual.

It may have been lively before, but now it is crazy, and it seems to have become a little worse.

"Goo Dong Goo Dong—" The more I said I couldn't drink it, the more fierce Xiaoshuang drank it, three times five divided by two, and she drank all the aphrodisiacs.

Looking at this scene, I was a little dumbfounded.

"Brother-in-law, I'm so hot!" Xiaoshuang had just finished drinking, and he had a reaction.

If a man drinks it, I can know what will happen, but if a woman drinks it, I don't know what the effect will be.

Just seeing that Xiaoshuang was about to take off his clothes in front of me, I took three steps into two steps, and hurriedly hugged Xiaoshuang: "Rest well, rest well!" ”

The soul jade energy took the opportunity to penetrate into Xiao Shuang's body, and found that there seemed to be a flame burning in her body.

I didn't dare to hesitate, and hurriedly eliminated the burning in her body.

"Ouch—"

During this process, Xiaoshuang was very unstable, either slapping me with his little hands, or taking advantage of my inattention, to bite me on the nose.

I bared my teeth and wailed in pain.

Since my strength has grown by leaps and bounds, how have I ever been hurt like this.

No way, Xiaoshuang is too dishonest, and later, I simply hugged Xiaoshuang and slept with her, so that she could barely settle down.

"Tang Feng, you villain, bastard!"

Dream talk, when I heard Xiaoshuang talking in a dream, I couldn't cry or laugh.

This is also what Xu Hailang once told me, Xiaoshuang likes to talk in his dreams!

As the saying goes, hearing is false, seeing is believing, and I have experienced it myself.

I finally put Xiaoshuang to sleep, and by the time dawn came, I had back pain.

"What are you doing?" I just opened my eyes, only to find that Xiaoshuang was staring at me with wide eyes and an angry expression.

"Tang Feng, did you sleep with me last night?"

I fainted, and the first thing Xiaoshuang said when he woke up was so fierce.

I was completely speechless, stared at Xiaoshuang and said, "You can check your body yourself!" ”

Hearing this, Xiaoshuang's eyes lit up, and he didn't check it, but rolled his eyes, and then seemed a little relieved.

"It doesn't hurt!"

Xiao Shuanghu stared at me suspiciously, and said coldly: "Tang Feng, I'm such a fairy beauty lying next to you, you didn't do anything, you are still not a man?" ”

I have a big black line in my head.

What kind of bullshit is this, I did it, it was my fault, I didn't do it, I also have a problem, it's my fault both horizontally and vertically!

"Last night, Xiaoshuang, you were enthusiastic, if I hadn't resisted hard, I'm afraid, I would have been taken down by you a long time ago." I was a little emotional.

"Put your mother's bullshit, how could I plot against you, it must be your intention to plot against me, as a result, I saw through it, I resisted desperately, and I didn't let you succeed!" Xiaoshuang pursed his lips and stared at me with disdain.

I'm drunk too!

Fortunately, I was prepared, took out my phone, and turned on the video.

In fact, since the last time I filmed the Li family in the cave, I have been more enthusiastic about shooting videos.

Mobile phone video is always the best evidence.

Through the mobile phone video, I can also prove my innocence, and when Xiaoshuang saw the video content, his little face was red, and it was almost purple.

"See? How fierce I resisted at the time, look at this picture, you are desperately trying to take off my pants, look at your savage appearance at that time, it is not much different from the old pervert! "I pointed to the video on my phone and tried to maintain my glorious image.

"Tang Feng, you bastard!"

Little Twin grinned and pounced, blushing with shame, and at the same time shouting, "Did you drug me?" ”

"Grandma, if I really drugged you, why would I resist desperately? I can just push the boat down the river! "I was aggrieved.

Am I easy to protect my pure body?

The little pair stared at me with wide eyes, and big tears actually flowed down their eyes.

Seeing this scene, I was dumbfounded and completely panicked.

Wasn't it good just now? Why is it that in the blink of an eye, there will be dark clouds?

I hurriedly wiped the tears from the corners of my little eyes with my hand, and comforted: "Don't cry, don't cry, it's all my fault, I want to plot against you, so it's okay!" ”

"You swear that you are plotting against me!"

The little pair of tears stopped all of a sudden, and her beautiful eyes stared straight at me.

"I swear, I wanted to do something wrong to Xiao Shuang, and Xiao Shuang tried his best to resist, so I didn't succeed." I think it's weird, but I can't help it, in order to make Xiaoshuang happy, I can only do this.

Sure enough, after Xiaoshuang heard my gambling curse and swear, she smiled with her eyebrows.

"Hehe, I knew you were that kind of person, forget it, Miss Ben forgave you this time, and she resolutely can't have a next time, otherwise, I'll tell my sister." Xiaoshuang patted my head proudly.

Again, my face was covered in big black lines.

Looking at the time, it was almost noon, and thinking of the agreement with the Li family, I called Xu Hailang, Mu Lao, and Huang Fei immediately.

Of course, I also called the old man Shangguan, Mr. Chen, and the funeral flowers.

It was only after everything was arranged that I was a little relieved.

Mainly because of the news revealed by Xiahou Tianling yesterday, the Li family has a figure who can compete with the sect master of the Tantric Sect, which is the most troublesome thing.

As a hidden family, the Li family has no shortage of masters, and more importantly, their family is intricately intertwined with other families and forces through in-laws and other relationships, and no one is sure how many masters they can invite.

For example, the original Ling family, if I really offended the Ling family completely.

Aside from anything else, the Ling family's previous generation had a relationship with the Nan family.

The relationship between their family is not smooth, and at the same time, they must always be on guard.

"Brother-in-law, I'm going to stay in Kyoto during this time to have a good time, can you stay with me more?" Beside me, Xiaoshuang's sweet voice called my mind back.

I was slightly stunned, and then smiled slightly: "No problem, but I want to solve the matter at hand first, and then accompany you well!" ”

"yes, okay!"

Don't look at Xiaoshuang's coquettish tricks or something, but she is also very sensible.

After going downstairs, I had a breakfast and lunch with Xiaoshuang, and then left in a hurry.

This time it can be said that it is a personal grudge between me and the Li family, but I didn't expect it to spread throughout the entire circle in Kyoto overnight.

Therefore, when I came to the Xiahou family, I found that there were many cars parked outside.

They said that they came to visit the Xiahou family, but they really wanted to see the battle between the Tang Dynasty and the Li family.

And this time, the grievances between me and the Li family were not placed in the hall.

After all, the space in the hall is too small, and if there is really a peerless master to fight, it is likely that the entire hall will be demolished.

In this case, the Xiahou family set the place where the two of us fought on the martial arts platform, which was also the place where I participated in the competition of the younger generation, this place was relatively spacious, and it could accommodate hundreds of people to watch the battle!