Three Kingdoms Chapter 2 Lu Bu wants to mess with me [Ask for Collection]
In early spring, the sun is shining, but the weather is not hot.
On the official road, Uncle Lu drove the reddish-brown horse unhurriedly. Li Yuzhu also sat aside, looking at the surrounding mountains and rivers, the scenery was pleasant, and he couldn't help but sigh, the air quality in this ancient world was really good, and there was no need to worry about haze in the air or anything.
Because the relationship is becoming more and more familiar, Li Yuzhu is not good at putting on the shelf of immortals, but it makes him different from Ren Hongchang men and women, so it is not good to sit in the carriage with two women often, which makes him a little lost, but it is nothing, anyway, he can see two stunning beauties every day.
"Woohoo...... Little brother Yuzhu, there seems to be someone in front? Just as Li Yuzhu lost his mind, Uncle Lu looked at the open space on the official road ahead.
"Oh?" Li Yuzhu has been walking for so long, and he has never met anyone, so he said, "Let's be careful!" Li Yuzhu actually has nothing to fear, even if he encounters the previous gang of bandits, he is not afraid, after all, he has modern weapons in his hands.
"Hmm......" Uncle Lu continued to drive slowly in the carriage.
When they got closer, they saw that there were about 100 officers and soldiers resting in the open space on the official road in front of them, playing a bonfire, and it seemed that everyone should have just had lunch.
And at this time, these officers and soldiers also noticed the carriage.
"Yo, someone is passing by, Made, we haven't met anyone in a long time since we've been walking for a long time."
"Yes! Damn traitor, we searched everywhere, and we didn't meet it after looking for a long time, isn't it a waste of time? ”
"Be quiet, the Captain is right behind, don't complain!"
"It is said that there are a lot of Yellow Turban traitors around here, and we haven't seen a single figure in this place for a long time, do you think there will be a problem with this carriage?"
"Possibly."
The men dressed in officer and soldier uniforms discussed, and when the carriage gradually approached, a tall officer and soldier at the front pointed to Uncle Lu who was driving, and scolded, "Bold Diao Min, we are ordered by the emperor to search for the Yellow Turban traitors here, and we will not dismount to be inspected." ”
Listening to the scolding of the tall officers and soldiers, Li Yuzhu was a little displeased, while Uncle Lu said kind words to the officers and soldiers, "Lu Youquan, a grass citizen, has seen all the officials, I am the guard of the Yongzhou Governor's Government, and there are only the young lady and her maid in the carriage who have not left the cabinet. There are no thieves! ”
"And women?" The tall officer and soldier couldn't help laughing, then pointed at Li Yuzhu and asked, "What about him?" ”
Li Yuzhu frowned, and when he heard that Miss Wei was not out of the pavilion, he noticed that the faces of these officers and soldiers showed a trace of obscenity, and some even kept staring inside the carriage. In addition, this tall officer and soldier pointed the finger at himself again, hey, trouble!
"This little brother is the son of my friend, and he went with us to settle in Luoyang." Uncle Lu said respectfully.
"My friend's son?" The tall officer and soldier glanced at Li Yuzhu and said mockingly, "I don't think so!" I don't even have hair, there must be a secret, I guess it's a Yellow Turban traitor, come here, take this carriage down for me! ”
Uncle Lu was shocked.
Ren Hongchang inside the carriage was also frightened, although he didn't see the scene outside the carriage, he could see from Uncle Lu's conversation that these officers and soldiers would not let them go easily.
Thinking of a possibility, especially the two women in the car, Ren Hongchang and Xiaoyu both had pale faces.
"Miss ......" Xiao Yu pulled Ren Hongchang by hand, tears rolling in her eyes, as if she was about to cry.
Just as the two subordinates next to the tall officer and soldier were about to make a move, a crisp young man's voice came.
"You're going a little too far! Oppressing the people like this, don't we Han have a royal law? In fact, Li Yuzhu, who has a laser gun, is not afraid of these officers and soldiers, after all, they are just ordinary people.
As soon as the words "hahaha......" came out, it attracted ridicule from everyone.
"Little brother Yuzhu, don't be so rude to the official!" Uncle Lu also persuaded him.
"Are you a people? I see you as the Yellow Turban traitors, give it to me, and kill these two men. The tall officer and soldier smiled, and then said with a ruthless face.
"Noise." Suddenly, a shout came from behind the officers and soldiers.
Hearing this scolding, everyone immediately stopped their actions and hurriedly moved out of the way to both sides, all with smiles on their faces.
Although these officers and soldiers were smiling on the surface, they were very disdainful in their hearts, especially this tall officer and soldier, and the meat that wanted to come to his mouth was afraid that he would be robbed by this cavalry captain.
Uncle Lu and Li Yuzhu looked ahead, only to see a white tent, and the next second they saw a young man walking out of the tent.
The young man's face was slightly red, his long hair was unkempt and disheveled, his upper body was naked, and his burnt complexion showed a brave and refined masculinity, with a slight drunkenness.
And with the man came out, it was a woman, the woman was in her twenties, not too young, not too old, with a beautiful face, a little charming, and the blue dress on her body was also a little untidy, the collar on her chest was even more crooked, and the wheat skin was looming, which made the eyes of other officers and soldiers even more red, and her not small cleavage.
The young man stood in front, and the woman behind him followed, and it was not difficult to guess that they might have been drinking and merry-drinking in the tent just now.
"What the hell is going on? Vice General Wang. The young man asked with some anger and unkindness.
The tall officers and soldiers who had just been so fierce and vicious that they came to the young man with a hunched waist, and said with a flattering face, "Captain Cavalry, I just saw a carriage, one of the people in the carriage was a little suspicious, and actually had short hair, I suspect that it may be related to the Yellow Turban traitors, so I want to take them down!" Please also ride the lieutenant to call the shots. ”
The young man shook his long hair, turned his head, looked at Li Yuzhu with blazing eyes, and said with an interesting smile, "They said you were a traitor to the Yellow Turban, don't you say something?" ”
Li Yuzhu was also staring at the young man in front of him, giving him the feeling that the person in front of him was tall and tall, with a scorched complexion, which should be the result of years of fighting abroad, but his sharp eyes and the kind of clean and neat temperament that he exudes all the time also have a kind of elegant appearance, which is different from the ordinary oily man.
In fact, for him, he is really not afraid of these people, but he thinks that if he can not use a laser gun, he will not use it!
"Under Li Yuzhu, he is not a Yellow Turban traitor." Li Yuzhu secretly thought that the cavalry lieutenant in front of him should be a neat and neat person, and if he didn't explain much, he might be able to make him look more comfortable, so he didn't say anything more.
"What evidence is there?" The Captain smiled, and a deep voice rang out.
"Hahaha...... So what evidence is there that I am a Yellow Turban traitor? I just passed by with my friends and called me a traitor, so rude! ”
"That's a good point." Captain Qi nodded, then turned his head to Vice General Wang and said, "Leave him behind and let the others go!" ”
After saying that, the captain turned around, put his arms around the bewitching woman beside him, and put his evil hand directly into her cleavage, and then slowly walked into the white tent before.
Adjutant General Wang wanted to remind this lustful cavalry lieutenant that there were two women in the carriage who had never met! But he thought about it, if he was reminded, he wouldn't get it, and he would definitely be occupied by the cavalry captain, so it would be better to let them go, I won't get it, and I won't let you get it.
So, Vice General Wang looked at Li Yuzhu and made a gesture of please.
Li Yuzhu thought for a while and said to Uncle Lu, "Uncle Lu, you go to Luoyang first, and if I don't have a place to go later, I'll go to you, and then don't turn me away!" ”
"This ......" Uncle Lu was a little overwhelmed and felt a little ashamed.
"It's okay!" Li Yuzhu patted Uncle Lu on the shoulder, then stepped out of the carriage and walked towards Vice General Wang.
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After Uncle Lu drove the carriage away, Li Yuzhu sighed, and then looked at the unkind gaze of Vice General Wang on the side, and felt a little funny in his heart, he might have broken his dream.
"Be honest with me. Go and stay aside, don't get in my way. ”
"......" Li Yuzhu thought to himself, aren't you just unhappy? Lao Tzu is about to get in the way of your eyes, what can you do? Anyway, what does the captain want to do? I feel that the man is demonic.
Li Yuzhu was taken to a corner where everyone was resting, and there were two officers and soldiers guarding him, in fact, everyone didn't pay attention to him, and they didn't suspect that he was really a Yellow Turban traitor.
The reason is that Li Yuzhu gives people a feeling of a little white face, with his clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, how can he be a person who has experienced bloody battles in the barracks! Everyone just thought it was Vice General Wang's small-bellied chicken intestines, but no one said anything.
Soon, Li Yuzhu discovered something.
It was said that the imperial court sent the cavalry commander to search for the remnants of the Yellow Turban Army traitors, but in fact, the cavalry lieutenant took everyone to this deserted place and had fun, only occasionally sending a few people to walk around and make a show.
As the so-called upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, the riding captain is so lazy, and the people below are also the same, as if they are walking and watching the flowers. This made Li Yuzhu have to sigh that the corruption of the Eastern Han Dynasty was unbearable.
Because of this, Li Yuzhu stayed here bored for most of the day. It wasn't until night that Li Yuzhu was remembered by the cavalry lieutenant and was sent to take him to the white tent during the day.
The officers and soldiers who led the way led him to the outside of the tent and said, "This is it!" I don't like to be disturbed, so I won't go in! After speaking, he stretched his waist, regardless of whether Li Yuzhu heard it or not, and walked outside.
Before he got close to the tent, Li Yuzhu heard the laughter of the woman inside, thinking that it should be the disheveled woman during the day!
Ay! It's really corrupt customs, and such a person can also be a cavalry captain. However, in Li Yuzhu's opinion, although this young cavalry lieutenant is a little lascivious, he still reveals a touch of heroism in his bones, and it doesn't look like an ordinary officer and soldier.
After Li Yuzhu opened the tent, the laughter inside immediately stopped, and then Li Yuzhu saw a fragrant scene: the charming and moving woman sat on the young man's lap, the blue shirt on the left had slid down from the white and tender fragrant shoulders, and the giant peak on the left side of the chest came into direct view. And the woman was dragging her wine glass, smiling with a young man with her breasts exposed.
I'll go, Li Yuzhu hurriedly turned his head away, ignoring incivility.
And the party Qidu Lieutenant was angry at first, and only after seeing that it was Li Yuzhu did his face begin to ease. And the woman in her arms looked shy, and shouted in a low voice, "Lord Lu......"
"It's you!" The captain looked at Li Yuzhu, "Look at it!" ”
Li Yuzhu hesitated for a moment before slowly turning his head, and after seeing the woman tidy up her clothes, he was lightly relieved and said, "Captain Qidu, are you looking for me?" ”
The cavalry lieutenant nodded, and didn't say anything, staring at Li Yuzhu in a daze, looking at it for a long time, the gaze in his eyes kept changing!
I'll go, what does he want to do? It feels bad to be stared at all the time. A chill rose behind Li Yuzhu, and he had a bad premonition.
"Take your clothes off!" After a long time, the voice of the cavalry captain rang out.
"Huh!" Li Yuzhu was stunned for a moment, undressing? What the heck? He won't be...... I'm going, he wants to me? Made, it's the first time I've met a woman in my arms and I want to see a man undress and win people, more than those perverts...... And perverted.
Seeing that Li Yuzhu didn't move, "Hehe! It's okay, it's just that I, Lu Bu, have never met a flawless man like you when I'm so old, I just want to see if I will be like you and Ah Rui...... Interest. ”
Interested in Nima, I grass, you are Lu Bu.
Li Yuzhu was shocked, this person was actually Lu Bu. When I was a child, I watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and I heard that Lu Bu was extremely brave, known as "Flying General Lu Bu", "Lu Bu among people, Red Rabbit among horses".
I'll go, it turns out that Lu Bu and Lu Fengxian are a real pervert!
"Lord Lu......" Ah Rui in his arms was also stunned for a long time, he didn't expect Lu Bu to be interested in a man at this moment, but he didn't dare to offend him, so he couldn't help but snort.
"If you take off your clothes, I'll give you a reward!" Seeing that Li Yuzhu hadn't made a move yet, he spoke again.
Reward Nima, the soldier can be killed, but not humiliated...... No, a soldier is not to be killed or humiliated. Li Yuzhu had already cursed Lu Bu ten thousand times in his heart.
"I can't do anything about it!" Although he scolded him 10,000 times in his heart, Li Yuzhu is still a polite person, and he is not as knowledgeable as you, so he said that he could not do anything, if you want to be strong, then I will change history, and there will be no more Lu Bu in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
"Oh?" Lu Bu looked at him with interest, "Very few people refuse me!" I'm still a little Captain, but one day I'll be a man, and when I'm in power......"
I'll go, don't say it, such bold words, you won't want to push me as your life goal! Li Yuzhu looked at Lu Bu and felt a little disgusted in his heart. Made, did God cross me over and disgust me?
"Well, stand down!" As Lu Bu spoke, he also felt that he was a little on his head, maybe he had drunk too much!
……
Li Yuzhu almost ran out, and he didn't want to stay in this tent at all.
As soon as he ran out, he saw Vice General Wang and another officer and soldier coming over. Li Yuzhu had a feeling of wanting to vomit again, he never wanted to see a man again, at least for now.
"Vice Admiral Wang is good!" Although I felt a little uncomfortable, I still said hello.
"Humph!" Vice Admiral Wang just responded like this.
Li Yuzhu didn't care about him, he didn't give himself a good face, and he didn't need to care about him, so he walked straight out, pretending to be arrogant, and the angry Vice General Wang really wanted to cut him with a knife.
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Back to the place where he stayed, Li Yuzhu decided that he had to escape in the middle of the night, and he didn't want to stay here for a moment. In case Lu Bu has a bad heart one day and explodes his chrysanthemum, he will simply die.
And himself, in fact, has been recuperating for a long time during the day, and he is full of energy. After all, I have been bored here for a long time, I lack everything, but I don't lack sleep, and I used to be a little prince who stayed up late, so the more I went to the night, the more I experienced it.
"Made, why is your luck so bad! Met a perverted ......"
At this time, the night had already entered the third watch, and there were two people on duty to guard Li Yuzhu, but they were already paralyzed next to them and slept to death. Only four or five people are still on duty on the official road.
"Although I am sure that I can kill them with a laser gun without alarming them." It's a bit cruel, though.
"Hey, forget it, wait!"
Li Yuzhu went to sleep again, and listened to what a few people were talking about by the way!
"I heard that Huangfu Song, who surrounded and suppressed the Yellow Turban traitors before, has been dismissed!"
"General Huangfu has lived a bright and upright life, but I didn't expect to fall into such a field, hey!"
"There's no way, the emperor has been mediocre all these years......"
"Shhhhhhhhh This kind of rebellious words are still rotten in my heart! ”
"yes, yes! Be careful not to nod your head! ”
"Hey, I'm not lying, you don't know, in this era, the Yellow Turban traitors are here, and there is also a rebellion in the northwest and Liangzhou."
"Also, Liangzhou is worse than us."
"The state pastor in the south is too, and now he doesn't care about the orders of the imperial court, hey!"
"The decline of the Han Dynasty has become inevitable."
"I heard that Yulin Lang Dong Zhuo is about to return to Beijing, and now that the rebellion in Liangzhou has not been settled, he is still a general of the imperial court, so he actually returned to Beijing to save his life!"
"It's not, there's nothing good about it."
"Hey! Made, why do you say so many sighs? I'll sleep first, it's better to die than to live, and I'll just have a good life! ”
"I slept too, damn it, I searched for days and nothing!"
"Isn't there a short-haired weirdo? My name is Li Yuzhu, I'll go and see, if he sleeps, we can sleep, and I'm not afraid that he will escape. It's a mess. ”
After speaking, the officer and soldier also looked in the direction of Li Yuzhu, and he didn't plan to come over to take a look. Li Yuzhu didn't see anyone for a long time.
I'm grass, and I'm waiting.
After a while, Li Yuzhu got up, and when he fled, he touched the money taels on the two officers and soldiers who were originally on duty for him, and then left safely.
PS: Cactus wants to tell readers and friends that this novel may just look a little boring, but it's good later, it's absolutely cool!