142 Verbal War
Lu Ting said generously: "These pastries are put on the table, just for people to eat, the guests eat a lot, it seems that the host's family is well entertained, Fang Gongzi, do you think these snacks are not delicious?" ”
"It's good, it's good." Fang Shiqiang hesitated, but still gave affirmation.
It can't be said that the dim sum is bad, and the implication is that the hospitality is not good, isn't this a slap in the face of the organizer?
This Tian Shenu does not speak and act conventionally, he sarcastically mocks him in public, he is not embarrassed at all, and he is faintly justified.
Lu Ting asked curiously, "I don't know how many pieces Fang Gongzi ate?" ”
“... Two pieces. Fang Shiqiang replied truthfully.
"Didn't Fang Gongzi just say that the dim sum prepared by the organizer was delicious? How do you eat two pieces? Just said that it was delicious is a polite word, right? ”
Fang Shiqiang was a little impatient, but so many people watched, he had to maintain his demeanor, and said with a pleasant face: "Good things, just taste them, and there are still many people involved in the activity later, so you should leave some for them, and share the same taste." ”
These words were generous and decent, and many people secretly applauded when they heard this, even Fang Shiqiang showed an imperceptible smile on his mouth.
Satisfied with their resilience.
Lu Ting turned his head and said to the waiter on the side: "Did you hear it, Fang Gongzi said that the dim sum is good, and he didn't dare to eat it after eating two pieces, so he had to leave some for the people behind. ”
The waiter was a little stunned, but he quickly replied, "Childe, wait a minute, and the little one will go get it immediately." ”
Fang Shiqiang looked at Lu Ting dumbfounded, came back to his senses for a while, and quickly explained: "Lu Gongzi, what are you doing here, I only said to leave a little more for the people behind me, I didn't say that there are not enough snacks, and not everyone can eat like Lu Gongzi." ”
It's too damaging, deliberately distorting his words, and when it is spread, people think that he is satirizing the organizer's poor hospitality, Fang Shiqiang can't let Lu Ting smear himself, and in addition to quietly resolving it, he also took the opportunity to sarcastically mock Lu Ting.
I thought everyone was like you, and when I saw something delicious, I kept eating as if I was a starving ghost reincarnated.
Lu Ting nodded and said: "I'm a more frank person, I eat more if it's delicious, but I am wronged by Fang Gongzi, I obviously think it is delicious, but I am afraid that others will say that I can eat too much, understand, understand." ”
Fang Shiqiang's face sank, and his gaze was a little unkind when he looked at Lu Ting.
This Tian Shenu has been digging a pit for himself, first saying that he is frank, what he wants to eat and is embarrassed to eat, doesn't he just want to sarcastically mock his hypocrisy.
"I'm not hungry yet, so I'm going to eat less, if Lu Gongzi is hungry, please feel free." Fang Shiqiang said with a "sincere" face.
Lu Ting obviously wants to pit himself and provoke himself, Fang Shiqiang is wary of Lu Ting and is not easily fooled.
The surname Lu is shameless, and he still wants it.
"Yo, that boy has been wronged, I'm welcome." While Lu Ting was talking, in front of Fang Shiqiang, he threw another piece of red bean cake into his mouth.
Fang Shiqiang's face twitched, pretending not to see it.
This guy has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and his face is very thick, so it's not worth it to quarrel with him.
"Master Lu, the dim sum has arrived, please enjoy it slowly." At this time, the waiter who said that he had brought the snacks returned, and there were several maidservants with a plate of snacks behind him.
So much money has been smashed, what is the dim sum, there are only a handful of people who can go to the sixth layer, as many as they want.
Lu Ting pointed to Fang Shiqiang, who was about to leave, and said, "Send it to Fang Gongzi, just now Fang Gongzi thought that the dim sum was not enough, and he didn't dare to eat more when he knew it was delicious." ”
It's endless, this guy is a dog? If you catch a person, you will bite them to death.
When he really didn't have a temper, Fang Shiqiang turned around, glanced at Lu Ting, and said in a sympathetic tone: "Lu Gongzi, there is a truth that you may not understand, no matter how delicious things are, when you eat too much, you will be tired, these pastries may be fresh to Lu Gongzi, but for me, there is no shortage on weekdays." ”
Speaking of this, Fang Shiqiang sighed and continued: "Lu Gongzi, I have some sympathy for you, you have some knowledge, and you also know current affairs, but unfortunately you were born in a poor family, with thin knowledge and shallow vision, otherwise you will achieve more than one little master without quality and rank." ”
Seeing Lu Ting's stunned appearance, Fang Shiqiang quickly added: "Lu Ting, Lu Ting, a court word says that Ling Zun Lingtang's wish is that Lu Gongzi can have a court, and now Lu Gongzi is the head of Wuyi Hall, I believe that it is not difficult to realize this hope." ”
A child of a poor family, he doesn't weigh how many pounds and taels he has, and he dares to fight with himself?
It's simply beyond his strength, Lu Ting has been playing against him, so many people are watching, and now he is fighting back, I believe that no one will say that he is not.
Let the eldest grandson rush to them, let them be so good and don't choose, what can they get by choosing a Tian Shenu.
For some reason, when he thought of losing to a Tian Shenu, Fang Shiqiang felt an inexplicable sense of humiliation, and felt an urge to trample him on the ground.
Lu Ting was a little surprised, no matter how he teased in front of him, Fang Shiqiang was not fooled, he didn't have any hope, he didn't think that he would suddenly stop hiding, not only mocking his own practices, but even his name became his joke.
Heaven is forgivable; and thou shalt not live.
I don't know how much my name is... Joy.
Lu Ting coughed dryly, raised his voice an octave, and said with a serious face: "There is an old saying, the dog is not poor, the son is not ugly, the body and skin are all given to Ye Niang, although I was born in a cold family, but Ye Niang has given me the best, I don't think there is any regret about being born in a cold door." ”
When he spoke, Lu Ting's face was serious, and his tone was also very sincere, there were also children from poor families at the scene, and there was a feeling of feeling the same way when he heard the words, and those children of wealthy families who looked down on Lu Ting also looked at Lu Ting's eyes with a little more admiration.
Even those few judgments also had a look of approval in their eyes.
The commotion here is so loud that it's hard for them not to pay attention.
Lu Ting didn't wait for Fang Shiqiang to speak, and soon spoke again: "The name represents the hope of the elders, Fang Gongzi's words are very reasonable, for me, in life, I am satisfied with having a place to stand in the court, but Fang Gongzi, when it comes to sympathy, I really sympathize with you." ”
"Sympathize with me?" Fang Shiqiang asked in some surprise.
What does it mean, a poor Tian Shenu, sympathize with himself?
Lu Ting looked Fang Shiqiang up and down, and asked with some doubts: "Does Fang Gongzi have a hidden disease?" ”
"Hidden disease? What do you mean? ”
Lu Ting clapped his hands, patted off the crumbs of the dim sum on his hand, and said seriously: "Fang Gongzi was right just now, the name carries the blessings and hopes of the elders to the younger generations, just like some people lack water in the five elements, and the names mostly have water-related words, Fang Gongzi's name Fang Shiqiang, Fang Shitong has sexual affairs, strong means good, will there be hidden diseases when born, so the elders are to Fang Gongzi..."
With a "flutter", I don't know who in the crowd couldn't hold back and laughed.
"Hehe, the name... Truly... Something special. ”
"I wanted to say this name for a long time, but I couldn't erase my face and mention it, Lu Gongzi dared to mention this in public, it's amazing."
"I have always regarded myself as the number one talent in Jiangnan, and I have long looked at him unpleasantly."
Some people took the lead, the crowd of onlookers began to whisper, and some people ridiculed each other, revealing the nature of the literati with contempt.
Except for a few wealthy and noble sons, Fang Shiqiang didn't look at the others, which invisibly made many people unhappy, and when they saw someone coming out, they were happy to step on it.
Fang Shiqiang's anger was red, the whole person was a little trembling, and he forcibly pressed the urge to rush up and pinch Lu Ting to death, and said with a serious face: "There is Lao Lu Gongzi cares, I am in good health, and there is no hidden disease, Fang is the surname, and the Shi is passed down from the ancestors of our family, which is used to distinguish the generations, and Qiang hopes that I will be self-reliant and self-reliant, so the name is Fang Shiqiang, and the Shi is the taxi of the Shi clan." ”
Speaking of the back, Fang Shiqiang once again emphasized that the one in his middle was a "taxi".
"Oh, so that's the case" Lu Ting nodded, but soon said with some worry: "Fang Gongzi was born in a noble family, and the elders of the Fang family are all erudite people, so they must know the importance of names, and take this kind of controversial name.... It's a bit puzzling, but I'm absolutely sure that Fang Gongzi's body is fine. ”
"By the way, I know a Lang Zhong who walks the rivers and lakes, specializes in treating incurable diseases, and I can recommend it to Fang Gongzi another day."
Believe in a fart, say a letter, and turn your head to introduce yourself to what Langzhong, isn't this making fun of yourself.
Fang Shiqiang's name was given by a respected clan elder, and many people who knew him made fun of this, but no one said it as unscrupulously as Lu Ting.
If it weren't for so many people watching, Fang Shiqiang would have fought with Lu Ting a long time ago.
No, I came to Chang'an this time to pursue fame and fortune, and reputation is very important, but I can't lose face here, and I'll talk about it after I'm done.
It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and after the event, there is a chance.
Fang Shiqiang took a deep breath and arched his hand to Lu Ting, "Thank you for your kindness, I really don't need it." ”
Seeing Fang Shiqiang turn around and prepare to leave, Lu Ting also said enthusiastically: "It's a little embarrassing to say these questions on this occasion, okay, let's find a chance to talk again." ”
Sample, quite bearable, Lu Tingdu saw Fang Shiqiang's right hand clenched into a fist when he retracted into his sleeve, but he didn't expect him to hold back.
The eldest grandson Chong, who had gone to the convenience, finally came back, put one hand on Lu Ting's shoulder, and said loudly to Fang Shiqiang: "Fang Gongzi, please stay." ”
Fang Shiqiang wanted to leave, but when he heard the eldest grandson Chong calling himself, he hesitated, and finally stopped, turned around and saluted the eldest grandson: "I don't know what the eldest grandson has to say?" ”
Lu Ting, a child of a poor family, can be ignored, a wealthy and noble son like Changsun Chong, he still has to give some face, and if he calls himself in front of so many people, if he doesn't respond, he will also be rude.
The eldest grandson Chong forcibly bowed to Fang Shi and said solemnly: "I want to accuse Fang Gongzi of a crime." ”
"Accuse? What is the meaning of the eldest grandson's words? ”
It won't be interceding for Lu Ting, right? This Lu Ting insulted himself in public, even if the eldest grandson opened his mouth, he would never forgive him.
"The last time I invited Fang Gongzi to drink flower wine, Fang Gongzi said that he couldn't go if he had something, and at that time I thought that Fang Gongzi didn't give face, but it turned out that he couldn't bear it and misunderstood Fang Gongzi."
There was another burst of laughter all around.
Everyone thought that Changsun Chong wanted to resolve the grievances between Lu Ting and Fang Shiqiang, but they didn't expect him to stab Fang Shiqiang more seriously.
Yuwen Ying stopped in front of Fang Shiqiang, stared at Lu Ting and Changsun Chong and said: "Lu Ting, Changsun Chong, you have some virtue under your mouth, don't think that you want to provoke my fifth brother to be angry, now it's only the sixth level, and there is still one level to pick up the bull's head lamp, and when the fifth brother picks off the cow's head lamp, you can know if he has a so-called hidden disease the next day." ”
Just now, Lu Ting and Fang Shiqiang were arguing, both of them were not clean in their mouths, Yuwen Ying was also a person with a head and a face, seeing that he didn't get involved, he didn't want to carry a person's words about bullying and less, so he rarely spoke, until the eldest grandson rushed out, and the fifth brother cried happily and couldn't help but stand up.
It's still in the game, don't be impulsive, it's okay to fight, if it's a fight, provoke a few judges, just punish it and it's over, it's the government office here, and there's no chance to protest.
Lu Ting pretended to be surprised and said, "Is there any, Yuwen Gongzi doesn't know, Fang Gongzi, have you really drunk flower wine?" ”
"Lao Tzu not only drank flower wine, but also picked five girls in one night, so I am satisfied." In order to prove his innocence, Fang Shiqiang couldn't help but tell his most majestic experience.
That time was an accident, a friend said that he got a new medicine from the Jianghu Lang, and invited Fang Shiqiang to try it together, but he didn't expect to drink too much and take more medicine, and asked for five girls in a row that night.
Although in the end, someone had to be carried out of the Qinglou and rested for three days before he could get out of bed, but it was indeed Fang Shiqiang's most manly time.
Lu Ting said with a look of surprise: "I didn't expect Fang Gongzi to be able to pick out five girls in a row, admire." ”
When he spoke, Lu Ting deliberately raised his voice, not only the people present heard it, but even the people watching under the lantern tower could hear it clearly.
For a while, there was an uproar.
Drinking flower wine is an elegant thing, and no one will laugh at it, but it is too explicit to say loudly in front of the public that he picked five girls in one night.
Fang Shiqiang regretted it after speaking, and when he heard Lu Ting's words, his face was even more red, white, and blue, and the whole person was not good.
It made Lu Ting's Tian Shenu dizzy, and for some reason, he said it as soon as his brain was hot.
The five women in one night, although they did not violate the Tang law, if they spread it, their reputation would definitely be damaged, and when people mentioned themselves, they would definitely not think of how good their talents were, but the matter of "picking five girls at night".
If you don't get it right, no one dares to reuse yourself.
It's hateful, the surname Lu, this Tian Shenu, still let him succeed in his conspiracy.
In an instant, in addition to how to take revenge on Lu Ting, Fang Shiqiang had a faint feeling of regret in his heart, so decent, why did he provoke this mad dog?
Yuwenying was also startled, seeing Fang Shiqiang's angry face, for fear that he would make some mess again, and even pushed and dragged Fang Shiqiang away.
Zhang Hu, a member of the Ministry of Rites who was sitting in the judging seat, said to Sun Shiyong on the side with some hesitation: "Sun Huishou, do you want to send someone to persuade you?" ”
Originally, it was just two teenagers arguing, but I didn't expect the movement to get bigger and bigger, and they were about to make a mess.
Sun Shiyong waved his hand and said: "Isn't it still a young man without a little blood, this will be a good fight, and he will definitely do his best when he competes, the old man is not afraid of them making trouble, he is afraid that they will not make trouble." ”
The purpose of holding the Queqiao Lantern is to expand the influence of Pingkangfang, and the more lively and controversial it is, the better.
Kong Yingda frowned and said, "It's not too early, why hasn't the fifth level been finished yet?" ”
The sixth level is a bit special, you have to wait for everyone to start the proposition, Lu Ting and they have been making trouble for so long, why hasn't the fifth level ended?
"Dangdang... As soon as the words fell, there were suddenly five crisp gongs.
This is a signal that the fifth level has been fully assessed.