To deal with hooligans, you have to use more rogue methods.

Looking at the "BMW" with the "horse halter", my heart is full of a sense of conquest. Li Dawei patted the grass on his body and found that there were abrasions everywhere and his whole body ached.

This 'Four Treasures' is really tossed, it's been a long time since I've done my best.

"The king is really a god!" Bi Ma Wen really patted the horse's ass, "The original thief only lasted less than half a pillar of incense, and he was taken off the horse and recuperated for half a month. ”

"Hehe, it's nothing, I've been doing everything for a long time." Li Dawei said in a snort, then frowned, and said in disbelief: "It's just that you're sure this is the 'King of Horses'?" How can there be a spitting 'horse king', he is completely a hooligan gangster! ”

"The king, the little one dares to deceive you..."Before Bi Ma Wen finished speaking, 'BMW' came back to his senses from the state of lack of oxygen, saw that he was put on a 'horse halt', and threw it several times without success, knowing that he had no freedom, he screamed and fell to the ground with a bang. His eyes are closed, his limbs are stiff, his mouth is half open, and his tongue is drooping.

Bi Ma Wen's second half of the words choked in.

Not only hooligans, but also scoundrels. I don't know how to get back this kind of scoundrel to the end and pretend to be dead.

'Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang' sounded five times in a row, and the other five 'Western Regions BMWs' also fell down in the same way. The Great Bear fell off his red horse. Luckily, the pony didn't follow suit

"Bi Ma Wen, what's going on?"

"Uh~, King, this... I don't know the little ones, I haven't seen them. ”

"Well, it seems that this guy is really the king of horses." Li Dawei nodded and muttered: "The appeal is quite strong!" ”

He came to the 'BMW', squatted down, and said, "Boy, do you want me to speak Chinese, or English, or Uyghur?" The brother of the Western Regions has been there, and they are all heroes. If you're a scoundrel with me, don't blame my brother for playing a hooligan with you, understand? Bazaar Black? Darth Vidania? ”

'BMW' half-opened one eye, looked at Li Dawei and immediately closed it.

Li Dawei was angry: "Okay, good, you have a kind." Bi Ma Wen, bring a knife, I gelded this guy. ”

'BMW' opened one eye and stared at Li Dawei's movements.

Li Dawei took the knife and gestured a few times, and the legs of the 'BMW' were obviously weak, and they broke out at any time, and when they saw that the other party was just gesturing, they returned to their original appearance.

Li Dawei nodded: "Bi Ma Wen, is there a mare that this scoundrel particularly likes?" ”

"Yes, the chestnut mare, she won't let the other stallions come close. Well, the 'monkey' brother rode on their offspring. ”

Li Dawei laughed: "Okay, Bi Ma Wen, you go and give this scoundrel a green hat!" ”

'Bi Ma Wen' first looked down at himself, then looked at the chestnut mare's fat body, and said with some embarrassment: "King, the ability of the small one is not enough!" ”

Well?

Li Dawei pondered, damn, you dare to think about this. "That 'gale' is a stallion, lead it, anyway, the mare is lying on the ground, convenient."

"Oh!" Bi Ma Wen let out a sigh, "That's good. 'Tempest' has been thinking about her for a long time."

Seeing that the other stallions arrived in front of his 'concubine', 'BMW' didn't pretend to be dead and immediately got up.

Li Dawei smiled: "Sample, play tricks with me." ”

Turning over on his horse, 'BMW' fell to the ground again and pretended to be dead. Leaving the horse, 'BMW' got up again.

Yo, so personal.

"I don't believe I can't cure you" Li Dawei muttered, this situation is similar to the rebellious students I met before, I can't beat, I can't scold, I can only coax, and of course there is a trick to deceive.

For this scoundrel, then it is a two-pronged approach, even coaxing and deception. After thinking about it, he told Hu San to prepare something.

Li Dawei took this opportunity to persuade bitterly: "Young man, why are you so strong." Come to think of it, I didn't force you, did I? Gentle on your methods, right? This shows that I am a principled and disciplined person, and it is very beneficial to follow me: in the future, the mare will be picked.

In addition to me being able to cover you, there are three brothers up there to cover you. See, don't look down on that little dot on your son's back. It used to be an orphan, but after following me, it soon became the king of monkeys, with a group of wives and concubines. Eat and drink spicy food all day long, run around the mountains and fields, have nothing to bully the tiger to play, see who is not pleasing to the eye, and slaughter it directly, laughing proudly in the rivers and lakes, happy and enmity.

It's like you, you can only stay in this place with a big fart, and anyone can smell a fart. Every day, I can only eat grass, tsk, I am ashamed of you! ”

'BMW' glanced at 'Little Three' and snorted.

Li Dawei came to the 'BMW', looked into its ear, and whispered: "Brother, don't say that I don't understand viagra." said that you only favored that mare, but in fact, you are afraid of the inside, and you are too strict. Look at it, there are so many mares, look at the skin, uh no, that coat color, which one is not beautiful, it is better than your 'concubine'.

Look at the figure of your concubine again, tsk, the ass is so big, the waist is so thick, it's all deformed. Other mares, yo ~ Yan is thin and fat, aren't you tempted? Don't talk nonsense. Men these... Uh, I'm clear about the of male animals, and to be honest, isn't it? ”

Whether they understood it or not, the 'BMW' lowered its head.

Li Dawei made persistent efforts and said: "Follow me, I won't beat you, and I won't scold you." My goal in life is to be a bully. Does the bully know? It means that whoever you like, you just grab it. Which mare do you fancie, big brother, I'll snatch it back for you, if this 'tigress' of your family doesn't want to, I'll clean her up for you. How? Think about it. It's just for me to ride once in a while, your deal is worth it. ”

Chattering, Li Dawei adheres to the essence of the class teacher's education: if you don't make it through, you will cry. After saying it in one breath, 'BMW' only shook his head when he heard it, and he looked like he was in a state of lovelessness.

'Hu San' came to the rescue, brought a bunch of food and drink, and lined up.

Li Dawei took a handful of soybeans and put down the 'BMW', who lifted his nose, paused slightly, and tilted his head arrogantly.

took a piece of meat, 'BMW' glanced at the corner of his eye, Li Dawei blew, the fragrance wafted over, and he obviously felt that it clicked his mouth, and saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth. Still stubborn.

Li Dawei pondered for a moment and took some honey. 'BMW''s saliva couldn't stop flowing, and he turned his head and rolled his tongue away, sweeping away the honey. Then he raised his head arrogantly again, just secretly watching Li Dawei's movements.

This is confession, Li Dawei smiled secretly in his heart, like the previous students, he needs a step.

Li Dawei picked up a jar of wine, patted the mud seal, the smell of wine wafted out, and the eyes of 'BMW' were round, and his eyes were aimed and aim, and he pretended not to mind. The saliva couldn't stop flowing, and finally I couldn't help it and stuck my head over.

Li Dawei covered his hand at the mouth of the altar, 'BMW' was in a hurry, and he was about to bite when he opened his mouth, Li Dawei's face sank, his eyebrows wrinkled, and he said 'um'.

A thick nasal voice, full of murderous aura, staring at 'BMW' in a daze. 'BMW' also realized this problem, and knelt down very neatly, and Li Dawei turned over and got on the horse.

BMW got up, Li Dawei laughed, patted the horse's neck, and said: "It's time to show your true strength, can you be worthy of this jar of wine." 'BMW' hissed and ran away.

This time, the four hooves were in the air, fast and steady, and there were almost no bumps on the horse's back, and it was indeed a good horse. Li Dawei laughed indulgently, worthy of the 'Lamborghini' among horses!

After a round and turn, he came to a steady stop, and there was another neigh, and the other five horses that had pretended to be dead got up.

Li Dawei jumped off the horse, patted the neck of the 'BMW', and said, "Young man, it's good, I'm very optimistic about you." ”

Took a large bowl, poured it full of wine, 'BMW' unceremoniously, drank it all, and then squinted, a face of enjoyment, for a long time, burped. Sticking his head over again, Li Dawei poured a bowl for it again.

"This kind of wine is average, after a while, my brother will get you some two pots, which is guaranteed to make you happy." Li Dawei watched the 'BMW' drink and said, "I'll give you a name." Don't count me, there are three big brothers in front of you, so if you do four, let's call you 'four ha', double two ha"

'BMW' snorted, visibly unwilling.

"Okay, let's just call you 'Four Treasures', right?!" Seeing that the 'Four Treasures' had no objection, Li Dawei turned his head and shouted, "Little San, come here and make love to your fourth brother." ”

'Little San' rode over on a pony and climbed on Li Dawei in a bouncing manner.

Li Dawei said with a smile: "Come on, come on, the brothers get to know each other." This is your third brother, this is your fourth brother, called 'Four Treasures', we will share blessings and difficulties in the future. ”

The 'Four Treasures' snorted, with a look of disdain. Li Dawei signaled to the 'little three', and the latter staggered over with the whole jar of wine, and Li Dawei saw the flattery in the eyes of the 'four treasures'.

After a bowl of wine, the 'little three' turned over and got on the horse, and the 'four treasures' did not resist.

After walking around, the 'Four Treasures' stretched out their heads to drink, but the mouth of the wine jar was too small, and they found that they couldn't drink it, so they jumped in a hurry, and their snot went straight out. 'Little San' had no choice but to dismount and pour another bowl for it.

can't drink too much, Li Dawei felt that it was almost over, and asked 'Hu San' to put it away. 'Sibao' was unwilling, Li Dawei persuaded: "Sibao, drink less wine, you won't be able to do it in the future, are you in a hurry with so many beautiful mares." The quality of this kind of wine is too inferior, follow the brother, don't lower the taste, your three big brothers don't drink this kind of unpopular thing. Look, your 'third brother' won't drink it, right? ”

'Xiao San' was about to pour the wine jar into his mouth, and immediately put the wine jar down when he heard the words.

Then look around, with an innocent face.