'Don't mess with me' felt like I had a very, very beautiful dream.

In the dream, the seventh lady was very active and enthusiastic, and she enjoyed an unparalleled 'treatment'

His own 'men' woke up with a stick.

has an adulterous affair with the Seventh Lady, of course I know, it's been a 'spring breeze' several times, but things always feel wrong.

Alas, a knife on the head of the color word suddenly changed from a 'hero' to an 'adulterer'.

There was an arrow in the butt and an arrow in the leg, and the arrow was not deep.

But jumping off the courtyard wall, the landing is not good, and the right foot has severe pain, which should be broken. Endure the pain and run for your life.

I didn't escape far, my body was slippery, my whole body was tight, I felt entangled by something, and I could vaguely see a giant python, spitting snake cores to myself. There was a slight roar next to it, and a behemoth shaped like a tiger was beside him. 'Don't mess with me' fainted directly.

When 'Don't mess with me' woke up, the urine bubble of 'Sibao' hadn't finished yet. Doing such filthy things, 'Four

Po' was also interested.

Looking around, 'Don't mess with me' found himself in a dilapidated and deserted house with no roof and a collapsed wall. There was a fire lit in the house.

One person and one horse, why is it so familiar?

Isn't this the young leader of 'Jufeng Valley'?

The young leader is, of course, Li Dawei.

Li Dawei woke up when he saw 'don't mess with me', and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, there's no water around here!" ”

Don't mess with me, he shook his head, wiped the horse urine off his face, and said angrily, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Uh~ Did you remember the lines wrongly, shouldn't you thank me?"

'Don't mess with me' came to his senses, yes, python, what about the tiger? Hesitantly, he said, "You saved me?" ”

"Do you see any other people around?"

'Don't mess with me' hesitated for a moment, "Why are you here?" ”

"Alas, I feel angry when I talk about this. Today was unlucky, a group of bandits pretended to be officers and soldiers to rob us, we fled to the mountains, and the bandits saw that they could not catch up and withdrew. ”

"Then why did you save me"

"Actually, I went out at night to hang out to see if the bandits had really gone far. As a result, I saw that there was a lot of chaos over there, and I went to see the excitement, but I didn't expect to meet two powerful guys, and finally drove them away. Li Dawei hesitated for a moment and said: "The reason why I saved you is because I heard you say last time that your lord is a county lieutenant, isn't this thinking that you can contact the county lieutenant through you and help us exterminate the bandits who pretend to be officers and soldiers!" ”

'Don't mess with me': "......"

Li Dawei kindly asked, "Eh, by the way, why are you so miserable!" ”

Don't mess with me, I don't know how to answer, I can only grit my teeth and say: "Framed!" ”

"Oh!" Li Dawei smiled secretly in his heart, hesitated for a moment, and said, "You shouldn't be able to go back to this situation, right?!" ”

'Don't mess with me': "......"

Seeing this, Li Dawei kept groping up and down, and he didn't know where he found some scattered silver, handed it over and said, "We had a misunderstanding before, but we have made it clear." Now in your situation, to be honest, I can't help, I have some silver here, you can take it. ”

Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.

"Don't mess with me" I wanted to cry, mainly because it hurt a lot.

Seeing that Li Dawei turned around to leave, he hesitated for a moment and said: "Well, I won't hide it from you now, those bandits are actually real officers and soldiers, and the person who led the team is the county lieutenant of Linfu City, Ge Ming!" ”

"Why? We didn't do anything against the law. ”

"Because now there is water in the 'Jufeng Valley' where you are located, which can transform fertile land."

"This is called 'Jufeng Valley'" Li Dawei muttered, and then said: "But those are ownerless wastelands, and the water we have finally brought over!" ”

"Do you have a title deed, a paperwork?"

"Well, no" Li Dawei said embarrassedly, then thought about it and said: "Then I'll go to the city lord to evaluate the theory, I heard that the relationship between the city lord and the county lieutenant is not very good, and it should be towards us." ”

'Hey, hey, hey' don't mess with me, I'm laughing in the middle of the night, and the tears of laughter are coming out. Wiping away his tears, he said, "Can you see the lord of the city?" Even if you see it, do you think the city lord will stand up for you for this little thing? ”

"Oh, too. Then we are being targeted by the county lieutenant, what should we do? ”

"If it's just to save your life, I have a way to help you, to thank you for your help."

Li Dawei was very surprised, this 'don't mess with me' is difficult to protect itself, but it can still help him save his life.

Curiously asked, "What's the solution?" ”

"Join my holy religion" Don't make me proud and say, "I can agree to your religion so that you can get shelter!" ”

'Joining the Church', Li Dawei's heart was trampled by 10,000 grass and mud horses: Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, Taoism, Mingjiao, White Lotus Sect, Heaven and Earth Society......

"Uh, what's the teaching?"

"Five buckets of rice sect!"

This Li Dawei is still familiar, isn't it based on 'Taoism' and worships Lao Tzu as the 'godfather'?

Now it seems that the last time I opened the mountain and blew up the rocks, I gave Wang Fuli a cheap mouth and said 'Lao Tzu's surname is Li', which is really destined!