Giving birth to a child is such a technical thing, you ask me?

Fang Jun said depressedly: "Dugu Pony, it's not that the younger brother is clumsy, the one who is randomly brought out in this house is a child with a prosperous heir around his knees, and the younger brother has only just spread the good news until now, did you ask the wrong person?" Na, take a look at this Xiao Concubine, that is the dragon spirit and tiger's fierce combat power is amazing, and the sons in the family are strong, from Xiao Dalang to Xiao Shiyilang...... That's what an expert is! ”

Princess Xiangcheng's concubine Xiao Rui's white cheeks were red, and she didn't know whether Fang Jun was complimenting or hurting people, so she couldn't shut up when she cried and laughed.

Dugu Mou is a straight-hearted martial artist, and there are not so many twists and turns, because he begged Princess Changle to say something about Xiang from it, and his relationship with Fang Jun is a lot closer, so he said bluntly: "This is different, Xiao Yuma was thirteen years old when he married Princess Xiangcheng, and he gave birth to Lin'er the following year, which shows that he is in good health." But Erlang and I have not moved for more than a year after we got married, and we are happy after a lot of late, which shows that we both have some problems, you tell me, you are well-connected, do you have any secret recipe for children? ”

Fang Jun's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "You have a problem, your whole family has a problem!" A certain room two, strong and hard for a long time, where is there something wrong? ”

I was almost by this thing!

It turned out that I thought there was something wrong with Lao Tzu, and I asked a doctor for medicine to restore the man's function?

Dugu Mou said embarrassedly: "Don't blame Erlang, don't blame Erlang, brother, don't I remember to be dizzy......"

If you are angry with such a brainless guy, you still have to yourself off?

Fang Jun exhaled angrily: "There is no secret recipe, but there is one, eat a tiger whip every day, three liters of deer blood, practice all the time, and cut down night and night, the total energy changes into qualitative changes, and all wishes come true." ”

"Poof!"

"Hahaha......"

Xiao Rui, Dou Kui, Tang Yizhi, Shi Renbiao, Du He and others burst into laughter.

Dugu met like a drop of blood, and said angrily: "Fart!" If so-and-so is that, will he not become a beast? ”

Fang Jun spread his hands and said helplessly: "So, the beasts have littered one litter after another, Brother Dugu, you have worked hard." ”

Dugu Mou was speechless, regretting it in his heart, how could he ask this mallet such a question?

Xiao Rui on the side laughed at first, but then he smacked and touched, why was there something wrong with this? first said that his own heirs were prosperous, from Xiao Dalang to Xiao Shiyilang, and then said that the cubs of the birds and beasts were littered one after another......

Isn't this little bastard scolding me for being a beast?

I wanted to turn my face, but looking at Fang Jun's indifferent face, he seemed to want to just talk nonsense for a while, if he stood up and accused, wouldn't he be scolding himself?

People didn't say anything about you, but you had to press it on your head......

This made Xiao Rui depressed, he didn't endure it, he didn't say it, his face was flushed, and he didn't know what to do.

As soon as Fang Jun turned around, he saw Xiao Rui's expression was different, and asked in surprise: "What's wrong with Xiao Yuma, you're not feeling well?" ”

Xiao Rui opened his mouth and said depressedly: "This ...... It doesn't matter, it's just that the house is a little hot. ”

Come on, bear with it, just treat it as if you just listened to a fart......

Although this side hall is not far from the Taiji Palace, it is probably the maids and servants in the hall who have been transferred away, and several horses have sat for a long time, and they have not seen a maid come to serve tea and water.

From rushing to the Taiji Hall early in the morning to prepare for various matters, until the Wang family's mansion to welcome relatives, until this moment is water and rice without teeth, hungry and thirsty.

Tang Yizhi complained: "This red tape tossing and tossing is purely tossing people, we can still rest, this cold day, the little body of King Jin is afraid that he will have to be tossed out of trouble?" ”

Shi Renbiao also said: "Although it is not? I don't even have a maid, so it's okay to give hot water to drink! Where is this to attend a wedding? It's almost time to be tortured......"

These words obviously didn't go through my mind, His Royal Highness the Prince's marriage ceremony, and when it comes to you, it will become a punishment?

The people were silent, and no one responded.

Shi Renbiao also reacted and lost his words, and smiled awkwardly: "Haha, the slip of the tongue, you are hungry and confused......

Before the words fell, the sound of small footsteps was remembered at the door of the temple.

Then, two little maids with beautiful faces and eleven or twelve years old walked in from the entrance of the hall, first probing their brains to look in the hall, and when they saw Fang Jun, their eyes obviously lit up, and one of the little maids with a few small freckles on the wings of their noses smiled and said: "Fang Concubine's horse is here, we have been looking for you for a long time!" ”

The other one was more steady, and when he saw a horse sitting in the hall, he hurriedly pulled the freckled maid to give a salute to the horses.

Tang Yizhi's eyes were sharp, and when he saw the soup cans and food boxes in the hands of the maid, he smiled and said: "I was still arguing and thirsty and hungry just now, it turns out that there are still maids with eyesight, hurry up and bring the food, starve me to death!" ”

The two maids smiled stiffly, looked at each other, and the freckled girl was embarrassed: "Tang Concubine, this is the ...... that Our Highness personally prepared for Fang Concubine."

Tang Yizhi was stunned.

The two maids hung their heads, and came to Fang Jun with small steps, and then put on a sweet smiling face, and the freckled maid put the soup can in her hand on the table in front of Fang Jun, opened the lid, and a rich aroma wafted out with a faint heat.

"Fang Concubine, this is the wolfberry black chicken soup that His Royal Highness told the slave maid to cook for you personally, from the morning when you set off to greet your relatives, it began to boil, the heat is just right, the most is to warm the stomach and nourish the spleen and kidneys."

Another maid also put the food box on the table and said with a smile: "These are a few pastries made by His Royal Highness himself, His Royal Highness knows that the house horse must not have eaten the rice, so he specially told the slave sisters to send you a cushion for your stomach." ”

Fang Jun's heart suddenly warmed.

He naturally knew these two little maids, and they were Princess Jinyang's personal maids.

But the other horses didn't know him, so Dugu Mou asked, "Which of Your Highness's maids are you?" ”

The steady maid then saluted and said: "If you go back to Dugu Concubine, we are the maids of Her Royal Highness Princess Jinyang." ”

Fang Jun ignored the others, reached out and picked up a piece of mille-feuille cake and chewed it in his mouth, and then took a sip of the fragrant chicken soup from the soup can, and exhaled comfortably.

Brother-in-law didn't hurt his son-in-law in vain!

It's still a sister-in-law, and the sister-in-law is my brother-in-law's intimate little padded jacket......

He thinks so, but it doesn't mean that others think too!

The rest of the colts swallowed, their faces resentful.

Du Te is a brother-in-law, why is this gap so big?

The sister-in-law is so close to each other, it's like poking a knife in the hearts of the brothers-in-law......

According to Chang Li, Fang Jun should contribute food and chicken soup at this moment, how can he be happy alone as happy as everyone is happy. But when I thought of my son from the time I left Taiji Palace in the morning, I was thinking about boiling chicken soup and making pastries for myself, and this fresh chicken soup and delicious pastries all contained a piece of my son's heart, how could Fang Jun be willing to share it with others?

Just pretend to be stupid and enjoy yourself.

"Let's chirp"

"Suck and suck"

Fang Jun ate it violently, and the rest of the greedy horses glared, and scolded in their hearts: Don't you have a little spirit of dedication? You're eating and drinking over there, we're running over here, and your stomach is growling, do you think it's really good?

Fang Juncai is too lazy to care what he thinks, he wants to eat? Want to drink? Okay, let your sister-in-law give it to you!

He had a large amount of food, snorted and wiped his mouth comfortably, and said with satisfaction: "Go back and tell your Highness that the craftsmanship of making pastries has improved again, which is worthy of praise!" ”

The freckled maid smiled and said, "Your Highness must be very happy when you hear it!" ”

The two maids cleaned up the mess, took the food box and the soup can to say goodbye and leave.

The atmosphere in the store is getting more and more quirky......

Several horses were angry and jealous, Tang Yizhi sighed, touched his belly, got up and said lonely: "I went out for a walk, I'm afraid the banquet is about to start, right?" But Erlang, you are full of wine and food, I'm afraid that you will not be blessed......"

With that, he got up and walked out.

He didn't want to stay with Fang Jun for a moment, the official was bigger than me, the title was higher than mine, and now even the sister-in-law treats you better than me, which is too embarrassing! Out of sight and out of mind, let's go out to drink the wind and get frozen, okay?

Several horses got up together and said, "Go together, go together." ”

The footsteps were hurried, leaving only Fang Jun stretching his limbs with a comfortable face and burping......