Although the degree of beer is not high, we all know that people who have never drunk beer can get drunk easily, even if they drink well.

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, two strange women who can be called heroes among women, although they will not get drunk with a bottle of beer, but the two of them also have a feeling of dizziness, and their faces are flushed.

Wu Zetian shook the beer in his bottle and sighed sincerely: "Aiqing, it's really amazing!" All kinds of bizarre and endless! Aiqing's great talent can be called the pillar of the country! In time, if you can return to the Central Plains, I will definitely make you a marquis and pay homage to you! ”

"Hehe......"

Fang Yi laughed, and even sneered a little at Wu Zetian's words.

How? After drinking some wine, do you really think you are Wu Zetian?

I drank some wine and said that I was Tang Gaozong! Hurry up and call your husband!

With his own ability, he is still talented? Can you still be a marquis? Isn't it true that those scientists who are stronger than themselves can become emperors one by one?

Worship the prime minister? You're a psychopath, a fool, you know?

I'd rather believe that you would appoint me as the director of a psychiatric hospital than to pay homage to the prime minister!

"Aiqing doesn't believe me?" Wu Zetian felt Fang Yi's disdain.

"No! Where am I not believing you? ”

"......" Wu Zetian was silent.

Seeing Fang Yi's disdainful attitude, Wu Zetian couldn't help but secretly decide, whether it was out of appreciation of Fang Yi's talents, or out of the realization of his promises, he must reuse Fang Yi!

"Okay, okay, let's talk about something practical, who knows if we can get out of this hellish place!" Fang Yi shook his head helplessly.

Hearing Fang Yi's words, Wu Zetian instantly became like an eggplant with frost in autumn.

"yes......"

Wu Zetian looked at the boundless sea in the distance with a desperate face, the vast sea, if he wants to return to the Central Plains, how easy is it?

"Fang Yi, you have great powers, can't you make a ship to take us out of here and return to the Central Plains?" Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi expectantly.

"Isn't that nonsense?" Fang Yi pursed his lips helplessly, "If I had this ability...... I've been out of here a long time ago, how could I have been stuck here for more than two years? Frankly...... When I first arrived on this desert island, I always wanted to leave this ghost place like you, but ...... Everything that happened afterwards made me feel endless despair, and over time, I gave up, became numb, desperate, and accepted this reality! ”

"Huh?" Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi curiously, "Everything that happened later?" What happened? ”

"Look!" Fang Yi pointed to the calm sea in the distance, "Look at it now, this sea is calm and beautiful, but ...... Every time I struggled to get a boat out of here...... The boat had just sailed less than two nautical miles, and the calm sea immediately changed, almost faster than you women changed their faces, and the storm was like a tsunami typhoon, a terrible batch! Eventually, every time the boat capsized, I was slapped back here by the waves! ”

"Forehead ......"

Wu Zetian nodded thoughtfully, ancient people were originally more superstitious, hearing Fang Yi's godly words, Wu Zetian began to think about God's arrangement.

Wu Zetian couldn't help but have a thought in his heart.

Don't...... Is Fang Yi a pillar of the country arranged by God?

The three of them fell into a deep silence, each preoccupied with heavy drinks.

Perhaps Wu Zetian couldn't get used to this dull drinking atmosphere, Wu Zetian looked at Shangguan Wan'er, who had recovered from her shyness.

"Wan'er, if you have nothing to do, why don't you dance?"

Fang Yi's eyes lit up, this is good! That's the right thing to do!

Shangguan Wan'er, a girl from a small family of jasper, although her appearance and figure are not as anti-heaven as Wu Zetian, she is definitely the top, if she can watch Shangguan Wan'er dance, this is a great happiness in life!

After all, Wu Zetian is Shangguan Wan'er's biggest boss, and Shangguan Wan'er is not a shy person.

Shangguan Wan'er nodded at Wu Zetian, then stood up and bowed to Fang Yi and Wu Zetian.

Shangguan Wan'er picked up a branch nearly half a meter long with a thumb thick from not far away: "There is no sword here, only a branch instead of a sword, and dance for Your Majesty and Brother Fang Yi!" ”

"Good, good!" Fang Yi took a sip of beer and applauded with a smile.

Shangguan Wan'er smiled at Fang Yi, and suddenly raised the branch in her hand.

Fang Yi was still intoxicated by the moment when Shangguan Wan'er smiled, Shangguan Wan'er's clothes were already fluttering with her graceful posture.

Fang Yi's gaze couldn't help but be dull for a while.

At this moment.

Shangguan Wan'er seems to be a plain girl falling from the Moon Palace, light and fresh.

Shangguan Wan'er lightly touched her toes, and after a perfect rotation, the water sleeve shallow in the void, as if she wanted to break away the clouds.

After the layers of skirts drooped down, everything seemed to lose the ability to think.

Who knew that the corners of Shangguan Wan'er's skirt were quietly raised at this time, not the wind, but the light steps were even more windy

Shangguan Wan'er's every action does not bring people suffocating oppression, but a shock that penetrates the bottom of their hearts.

Time seemed to be frozen at this moment, Fang Yi's eyes were only blurred, and he even forgot to eat frog meat and drink wine, and in his eyes, there was only Shangguan Wan'er, who was like a fairy at this moment.

Fang Yi had asked himself many times before, what exactly is a fairy?

It wasn't until this moment that Fang Yi got his own answer.

Maybe...... The current Shangguan Wan'er is a fairy, a fairy who accidentally fell into the mortal dust, and a fairy who does not eat fireworks in the world.

Fang Yi has also watched many beautiful celebrities' dances through computers and even live concerts before, but Fang Yi feels that Shangguan Wan'er's dance is definitely the best-looking dance he has ever seen.

Watching Shangguan Wan'er dancing is simply a kind of soul and body, visual and aesthetic, the best enjoyment!

It is no exaggeration to say that the dances I have seen before are simply aunts dancing square dances, except for the deafening music, there is only a boring and wriggling body.

After a dance, Shangguan Wan'er's pretty face flushed slightly, bowed to Fang Yi and Wu Zetian again, and sat in the position in front of her.

Wu Zetian nodded with satisfaction: "Aiqing, how is it?" ”

Fang Yi was silent, because Fang Yi couldn't find any words to describe Shangguan Wan'er's beautiful dancing.

But Fang Yi knew that beautiful things deserved to be praised by words, not to mention that in order to be able to see this level of dancing in the future, even if he didn't know what to say, he had to say something!

After a while, Fang Yi applauded and shook his head and sighed: "This dance should only be in the sky, and the world can see you a few times!" ”

"Wonderful! Sure enough, Aiqing is also such a wealthy person, and he can say such a quatrain with a gesture! Wu Zetian applauded applauded.

"Forehead ......"

Fang Yi scratched his head in embarrassment.

These two ...... Don't you know that this sentence is only slightly adapted from a sentence in Du Fu's "Gift of Flowers"?

You are so ignorant, you are so simple, you are so praised, it is really a little embarrassing!

But......

Anyway, you don't seem to know who Du Fu is, so ...... A few more words of theft?

Thinking of this, Fang Yi coughed lightly.

"In the past, there was a beautiful woman Shangguan's family, and a sword weapon moved in all directions. The spectators are depressed like mountains, and the heavens and the earth are low for a long time. Huo Ruyi shot nine sunsets, like a group of emperors and dragons. Come like thunder to restrain anger, and let it be like the river and sea condensing the light. The lips and beads are lonely, and there are disciples who pass on the fragrance in the evening. The beauty of Linying is in the White Emperor, and the wonderful dance of this song is promising. There is both a question and answer with Yu, and the feeling of soothing things increases sadness. ”

"Oh my God!" Shangguan Wan'er couldn't close her mouth in surprise, "Brother Fang Yi...... You ......"

"Ah......h

Fang Yi is embarrassed, don't you know who Du Fu is?

How did you steal the sentence in Du Fu's "Guangongsun Auntie's Disciples Dance Swords and Weapons"?

Are you two playing with me?

You're going to embarrass me like that!

"Brother Fang Yi...... You're so talented! I've decided, you'll be Wan'er's idol in the future! ”

"Huh?"

Fang Yi was dumbfounded.

It turned out to be a long time to do...... It's not because Shangguan Wan'er saw through her stealing the fruits of Master Du Fu, but because she began to worship herself so much!

Fang Yi thought he was a very thick-skinned person, and at this moment, Fang Yi also lowered his head in shame.

But not to mention, it's really cool to steal the fruits of other people's labor!

No wonder there are so many plagiarism and piracy in society now, and there are so many benefits!

Fang Yi made up his mind, anyway, the two of them didn't know Du Fu, and they would steal a lot of the fruits of Du Fu's labor in the future, and it was a big deal that they would have time to go to the Du Fu ancestral hall in Yueyang to worship Du Fu in the future, which could be regarded as making up for Du Fu.

The respectable and poor Du Fu was pitted by Fang Yi like this.

Wu Zetian seemed to be intoxicated with "Fang Yi's literary brilliance", constantly drinking beer, always chanting the poems that Fang Yi had chanted before, and nodding and praising from time to time.

Even a famous talented woman like Shangguan Wan'er, looking at Fang Yi's eyes at this moment, kept flashing little stars, just as Shangguan Wan'er herself said, at this moment, Fang Yi has become Shangguan Wan'er's idol!

Fang Yi smirked.

It turns out that it feels so good to be an idol, no wonder so many people want to be a big star, and the feeling of being sought after is really cool!

Fang Yi actually had a floating feeling at this moment.

But Fang Yi quickly came back to his senses.

No, you can't float like this!

Keep a low profile! Be a low-key person!

Low-key low-key and low-key!

So, Fang Yi held up his bottle of beer and shouted loudly.

"Come on! For Wan'er's beautiful dancing and for my unparalleled talent, chee

s！ ”

Although Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er didn't know what the hell "Che'er died", through Fang Yi's actions, they vaguely guessed that it meant a toast.

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er immediately raised their respective bottles of beer.

Three bottles of beer collided with each other.

"For the sake of Brother Fang Yi's unparalleled talent, for the sake of His Majesty's prosperous country, drink and win!"

"Drink to win!"