"I said, is the boss in the brain?"

"Possibly! Fighting with monkeys, it is estimated that it is a show of fun. ”

The crowd whispered around and talked about it.

Look at Liu Kun again, this product is really like an idiot.

"Come here, fight with the master for three hundred rounds!"

"Squeak squeak!"

"If you let me pass, I'll go? , you come over first. ”

"Squeak squeak squeak!"

"Oops, fuck! Don't you shout at Lao Tzu? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu ate the rabbit and didn't even leave you a bone? ”

"Squeak squeak, squeak! Creak! ”

Sun Dahu on the side couldn't hold back anymore, and asked curiously: "Brother Kun, can you understand the monkey?" What are you two talking about? ”

Liu Kun tilted his head and pouted: "Your brain is in water, right?" Can you understand monkey words? Why don't you communicate with him? ”

Sun Dahu: "......"

He felt so aggrieved.

It's obvious that you've been talking to monkeys, but who knows if you understand monkey words or not.

Rolling his eyes, Liu Kun continued to confront the monkey.

One is talking to people, the other is "squeaking", after listening to it for a long time, I really thought that the two were chatting.

"Brother Monkey, why don't we discuss it? You see, if you follow me in the future, I can ensure that you have good food and shelter, how about it? It's better than catching wild fruits and small animals to eat every day in this mountain and forest, right? Liu Kun asked tentatively.

In fact, he didn't have much hope, he just asked casually.

Because I used to hear that monkeys have a high IQ on TV, I don't know if it's true? Or those so-called experts farting.

But what surprised him was that the monkey on the other side actually lowered his arm, rubbed his chin with his right paw, and rolled his two eyes, as if he was thinking about whether what this human said years ago was true.

"There's no need for me to lie to you! You can bring you a fruit right now, I still have meat and some greens here, why don't you come and eat some?" ”

Liu Kun said as he continued to take out the grain, fruits and vegetables that had been stored in Zhuozhou City from the backpack of the system.

He even gritted his teeth and took out a box of canned food.

After eating so completely, I don't believe that this monkey is not fooled.

As the saying goes, people take food as their sky, and animals are no exception.

Seeing a small pile of food in front of Liu Kun, it kept rubbing its two paws, and opened its big mouth to look like it was hungry for me.

"Squeak Squeak......"

"Come on! You come here, and I'll give you all this food. As long as you are obedient, follow me in the future to ensure that you eat and drink without worry. ”

Liu Kun continued to seduce the monkey, picked up an apple casually, wiped it and took a bite, and deliberately chirped when chewing.

"Not bad, not bad! Tastes great! In the words of you monkeys, it's a matter of playing. ”

Monkeys are no better than humans and have very poor self-control.

Watching the tempting apples flow out of the rich apple juice, I finally couldn't help but take two tentative steps forward.

Liu Kun saw that there was a play, and he picked up another cucumber, chewing an apple on the left and a cucumber on the right.

The most hateful thing is that he still has a look of enjoyment on his face, which makes the big guys hungry enough, let alone a mountain monkey.

"Come on, come on, give you a cucumber. Come on, come on, I still have melons here. ”

"Squeak squeak squeak!"

The monkey scratched its ears and cheeks in a hurry, and jumped left and right many times in place, and finally could not hold back and walked a short distance.

"Brother Kun, this monkey seems to really understand what you say."

As soon as Sun Dahu spoke, the monkey was frightened, turned around and ran back under the tree.

"Can you fucking tell my grandmother to shut up? Get down! Two hundred push-ups, don't get up if you can't finish it. Liu Kun was so angry that he wanted to go over and kick Sun Dahu's feet.

This brain-melon thing that makes the fart collapse, you have to speak, what you did before is useless, and you have to start again.

Turn your head. He turned to the monkey again. Said with a smile on his face. "Don't be afraid, he's my brother. This thing is louder, but the person is very nice. As long as you join us, you will definitely like him. ”

The monkey seemed to understand his words, turned his eyes to Sun Dahu, who was doing push-ups on the side, scratched the "gun" in the crotch of his pants, and slammed towards him.

Then at a distance of two meters from Sun Dahu, his whole body rose into the air and made an amazing movement.

first tossed forward more than 720 degrees, then turned around for a week and a half, and finally landed firmly on Sun Dahu's head.

The claws were still clutching Sun Dahu's hair, moving very regularly as his body went up and down.

Everyone didn't react, and no one expected that the monkey would suddenly make this move.

When Sun Dahu reacted and wanted to get up to catch the monkey, he was stopped by Liu Kun.

"Be honest with me! Keep doing push-ups and don't move! Our monkey brother must want to rest on your head, if he doesn't come down, don't stop me. ”

When Sun Dahu heard this, he wanted to cry aggrievedly.

The dead monkey was still sitting on his head.

In a flash, I felt that my physical strength was squeezed out, not to mention 200 push-ups, 50 of which was enough to choke.

But there is no way, the boss has spoken, even if he can't stand it, he has to grit his teeth.

The monkey seemed to enjoy the feeling, and when Sun Dahu went down, he would make a noise. I don't know if I'm counting or thinking about something else that's comfortable.

After sixty push-ups, Sun Dahu was really tired.

The muscles of his body were trembling, and his arms were filled with lead. In particular, the head is completely unconscious, and when it gets up, it is always close to the ground, and it can't get up at all.

"Kun, Brother Kun, I, I, I can't hold on." Sun Dahu supported his body with his last strength, panting heavily, looking at Liu Kun and pleading.

"Brother Monkey, you see that my brother also did push-ups, which can be regarded as an apology and punishment for your disrespect just now, now come over and eat something."

Liu Kun picked up the fruit again, put it in front of his nose and smelled it.

It may be that the monkey felt that this group of people really had no ill will towards him, scratched his head, and jumped off Sun Dahu's head.

It's just that he jumped and directly kicked Sun Dahu to the ground, his face hitting the ground first.

At this time, even if Sun Dahu wanted to burst into foul language, he didn't have the strength.

Forcibly tilted his head and collapsed on the ground, breathing what could be what was probably the last breath of his life.

After the monkey jumped to the ground, he didn't go directly to Liu Kun, but turned around in place a few times, and then made a gesture for Liu Kun to throw the things in his hand over.

The corners of Liu Kun's mouth couldn't help twitching twice, and he casually threw the fruit in his hand to the monkey.

He secretly said in his heart: "This monkey is really a mother, it has become a essence, it can't be in the water curtain cave, right?" ”