Chapter 112: Collective baldness

"What? Am I funny? Xiao Yao was holding a meeting with the officers of the infantry battalion with a big bald head, but found that Huang Wenyuan and Zhang Dabao were constantly snickering at themselves.

"Commander, how could you lose to that Baoliang monk? The two brothers of the big tiger and the two tigers can't even win against a little monk, why don't I take a platoon of brothers and go to the Guangzhai Temple to help the commander get back face? Huang Wenyuan said with a smile.

"No, victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers, and I feel good about shaving my hair, why don't you try it too?" Xiao Yao looked at them with malicious malice and smiled.

"No, no, no, how can you shave your hair! Wouldn't that be a monk? Huang Wenyuan was the first to object, how to say that he is also a well-known figure in Jinling, he shaves his head like a monk, what kind of body does he become, and how will he pick up girls in the future?

"Who said that a shaved head is a monk? It's just that everyone sees that the monks are bald to have such an illusion, if we shave all the soldiers into bald heads, then everyone will definitely say that shaved heads are soldiers! Xiao Yao smiled: "And you all have head lice, right?" It must be itchy and uncomfortable, right? Head lice suck blood and spread diseases, so as long as you shave your hair, you can get rid of these troubles, so why not? ”

"Then we wash our hair often and comb it with a grate, so that we can get rid of head lice and don't have to shave our hair so much!" Huang Wenyuan is still insisting.

"Let's not talk about fighting, you can't take a shower for a few days or even months, you can't clean your hair, let's just say that when you fight, isn't there an old saying that when someone grabs your pigtails, and having long hair is equal to one more weakness! So I think you guys should seriously consider my suggestion! Xiao Yao continued to instigate.

"However, how can the hair and skin of the body be easily shaved off by the parents!" Huang Wenyuan came up with another reason.

"Have you ever heard of Cao Cao's cutting of beards and discarding robes? On the battlefield, is life or hair and beard more important? Death is the greatest unfilial piety to your parents! Forget it, I don't force you, but I'm doing it for your own good, and I'm definitely not asking you to shave your head with me because I've been shaved up! Xiao Yao looked at everyone and said solemnly.

"Subordinates resolutely enforce!" He Fu and Li Nong, as well as a few more thoughtful officers, all stood up and said.

Then the remaining Huang Wenyuan and Zhang Dabao looked at each other, and finally could only stand up and say with difficulty: "The subordinates resolutely execute!" ”

"Good! It's like an infantry battalion! Later, when you go back, you should spread the word about the benefits of shaving your hair and let everyone shave their hair voluntarily! Haha, you'll know the benefits of short hair in the future, especially this kind of summer, which can keep your head fresh and comfortable! Xiao Yao touched his bald head and smiled.

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"Childe, why do we have to shave our heads too? This Xiao Shilang is so hateful! When he was humiliated outside, he came back to us to vent his anger and asked us to accompany him to be monks! Yang Tong said with resentment.

"This Xiao Shilang, when it comes to crooked reasoning, what long hair will grow head lice, and it will make people sick, bluffing those fools for a while, and then Li Nong and He Fu took the lead in implementing it, and as a result, everyone had to shave their heads, which was too vicious!" Zhang Dabao touched his long hair and said fiercely.

"The Fire Dragon Camp is all Xiao Yao's people, let them shave their heads, of course they will shave! Why do you have to pull us up, go out bareheaded, and not be laughed to death! Childe, what should I do? Are we really going to shave? Yang Tong looked at Zhang Dabao expectantly and asked.

"Alas, it can only be shaved! My father said that according to the meaning of the imperial court, the Northern Expedition will not be able to go on until next year at the earliest! We can only continue to endure this half a year! Zhang Dabao said helplessly.

"What a wreck! Sooner or later, we will avenge this revenge! Yang Tong pulled off his bun and said fiercely.

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"Deputy company commander, do you really want to shave? I really got it! Huang Zhong, who had already shaved his head, was still trembling with a razor in his hand, and he didn't dare to make a move on Huang Wenyuan's hair.

"Alas, shave! The commander is already bald, and you have shaved your heads, what am I afraid of? Huang Wenyuan closed his eyes and said, tears were already shining in the corners of his eyes.

Huang Zhong picked up Huang Wenyuan's long hair and cut it off, then dipped his hair in water, and began to shave his scalp, comforting while shaving: "Deputy company commander, in fact, the commander is right, it is indeed quite comfortable to shave your head!" You see this hot day, sweating profusely, we can pick up a rag and dry it, I used to have long hair, it was not so convenient at all! And when I have hair, those head lice bite the scalp and itch, and now I really don't have this kind of trouble! ”

"But without hair, he looks like a monk!" Huang Wenyuan was so aggrieved that his voice trembled.

"Isn't that also a hat? This kind of hat is very good-looking, and the round hat has a wide brim around it, which shades the sun and makes it impossible to see whether there is hair or not. Huang Zhong shaved Huang Wenyuan in a few clicks.

"But you can't always wear a hat! How will I see people in the future! Huang Wenyuan touched his bald head, felt a little cold, and finally couldn't help but shed tears!

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"Yes, everyone is shaved and handsome! Much more handsome than those monks in the temple! But we are soldiers, so we have to look like soldiers, and what kind of thing is the cloak exuded! Xiao Yao stood on the parade platform and said to the thousand-numbered bald head.

"Some people don't seem to have figured it out yet, and they think that shaving your head is going to kill you! I just want to say to you, you have to live for yourself, and you can't care what other people think! Some people say that you look good in a leather jacket, but you also wear it on this hot day? Say you're handsome in tulle, and you only wear tulle in the winter? And shaving our heads for convenience, for the sake of health, I decided that in the future, before the big war, we will all shave our heads collectively! As long as you succeed, no one will dare to laugh at your bald head; If you fail, even if you have long hair and waist-length hair, people will look down on you in silk and satin! The monk shaved his head to concentrate on his practice, and we shaved his head to concentrate on training, defeat the enemy, and get ahead! Xiao Yao poured chicken soup for everyone.

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Hiding in the barracks for a few days, Xiao Yao decided to go out for a walk, but because Xiao Moke hadn't lost his anger yet, and Xiao Wuhua and the three beauties also felt that they were always facing a bald head, just like facing a monk, they were very awkward and uncomfortable, so the Xiao family and the sugar mill couldn't go, so they could only take the big tiger and the two tigers and two guards, and the three big bald heads were bored walking on the streets of Jinling.

Because they just came out of the barracks, the three of them were wearing military uniforms made of ordinary coarse cloth, plus a bald head, no one recognized this as Xiao Yao, who was the most popular figure in Jinling recently, and the first on the topic list, everyone regarded them as three ordinary monks.

And Xiao Yao's waist is also tied with an armed belt, with a revolver inserted on it, and the handle of the gun holds up the clothes bulgingly, this shape simply tells people that this person has something in his waist, what is it, in the eyes of ancient people, in addition to the money bag, who would tie other things around his waist!

Sure enough, there were five or six little beggars in ragged clothes, rushing towards Xiao Yao and the others, and the broken bowl in their hands couldn't help but reach out to Xiao Yao, shouting: "Three masters, okay, I'm about to starve to death!" ”

Before Xiao Yao could react, he suddenly felt that someone was pulling his waist, and when he turned his head, he saw that one of the beggars was holding the pistol buckled in the money bag with his hand, and looked at Xiao Yao with surprise in his eyes!