Chapter 34: The Old Thief of the Green Mountain
"Let's go." Li Hanyan gently dragged my arm forward, Empress Xiao walked in front, and the two of us followed behind her.
Wugu Temple, should be offered to Emperor Shennong, right? I guess that, after all, all the grains in the mortal world were created by him, and he should be the god of the five grains.
"What's the use of worshipping, how can he have time to take care of you." I muttered with some dissatisfaction.
Li Hanyan heard these words into his ears, and asked lightly: "You are a person from the fairy world, have you heard of this god?" ”
I glanced up at him: "You mean to ask Emperor Shennong to help you have a good harvest this year?" Then don't think about it, I can't help it. He is one of the Three Emperors of the Ancient World, and now he lives in the Fire Cloud Cave to comprehend the deeper avenues, but he has no time to pay attention to your mortal affairs. ”
Li Hanyan shook his head, "This palace has never counted on the help of any gods, and it is not uncommon. ”
"Then you came here to worship just now?"
"As a prince, I have to come."
Well, this is also in line with his cold and arrogant character, I pursed my lips and said no more.
The dozens of steps are not long, but they make me tired enough, and I have to bend down to rest.
Looking at Queen Xiao who walked in front of her, her steps were steady, her back was straight, and she walked extremely easily, I really don't know how many times she walked to do this.
After ascending to the top floor, at the suggestion of the Ministry of Rites, the last worship ceremony was finally completed.
"Ouch hey, I'm tired of my mother." I complained bitterly in my heart, stretched my waist and lowered my head and beat my sore neck, probably because the range of movement was too large, the crown on my head and the jade pendant rattled, and I wanted to fall down.
Li Hanyan frowned secretly, reached out to stabilize it, and then put his hands on my shoulders again. "What are you doing?" I subconsciously wanted to dodge to the side, but my body was firmly fixed by it, and then his cold and gentle voice came from my ears, which smelled of an order: "Don't move." ”
These two words seem to have magical power, and when they reach my ears, my whole body is like a stake, and I don't know how to resist. I saw that his hands were gently kneaded on my neck and shoulders, and the strength was very good, and it felt good to be pinched by him, and the soreness just now suddenly disappeared.
"Better?"
"Well, that's a good move, go on." I closed my eyes and said with a look of enjoyment, but the big hands on my shoulders suddenly lifted, only to see that Li Hanyan lowered his head and smiled lightly, and said, "When is it your turn to summon Prince Ben?" ”
Looking at his poor appearance, I grinded my teeth with hatred, "I'm not rare!" With that, he tilted his head to the side and sulked at himself.
"Look at the crown prince and the crown princess, the two are flirting there."
"Yes, I just saw the prince rubbing the princess's shoulders, not to mention how affectionate he is."
"I often hear people say how graceful Xue Zhimo is, but now it seems that this is not the case, gentle and virtuous can't be said, more playful and beautiful. The willow eyebrows lie horizontally, fragrant skin and jade skin, and there is a unique flavor. ”
A crowd of passers-by began to whisper.
Looking up at the sky again, the clouds dispersed at this time, and the bright sunlight shone down and fell on the two of us.
At this time, I had been dragged by Li Hanyan's wrist, and I was very reluctant to be dragged away from the altar.
"Hey, you're hurting me!" I protested a little angrily, trying to break free of my wrists, but I didn't want to suddenly step on the air under my feet, accompanied by a scream like killing a pig, I fell directly on the steps and ate!
Don't say whether it hurts or not, looking at the crowd next to it, they panicked one by one, and they didn't come up to help them, but they retreated several meters in a row, and they didn't dare to approach.
"His grandmother's, my mother, I'm so scary!" I scolded in my heart, and at the same time my dissatisfaction with the dress on my body also increased, it looks good, but it is a burden on me!
Fortunately, the altar called Wugu Temple was large enough, and the two saints and the queen were surrounded by hundreds of officials at this time, and they did not notice the movement here.
I touched the pastry in the cuff again, and several pieces had been flattened, and I felt distressed and regretful in my heart, and I didn't have a chance to steal it during the whole process, so I wouldn't have stolen it if I had known.
"Why are you still stunned, pull me up!" I looked at Li Hanyan on the side with a fierce look.
Then this guy actually put on a non-caring attitude, and said calmly: "If you fall, you will get up by yourself." ”
Is this what people say?
I knew this guy couldn't be trusted!
Okay, I'll do it myself, old lady!
I gritted my teeth, used my hands and feet together, and finally stood up from the cold ground, exhaled several breaths of air, and just raised my legs to walk down, but found that my ankle was in sharp pain.
And Li Hanyan had already finished walking the steps and appeared on the ground at the bottom, standing with his hands in his hands, looking at this place with a calm face, and he had no intention of helping.
From the top floor down, there are at least dozens of steps in front of me, in the case of an ankle injury, I am afraid it will cost me half my life, but isn't this the result that Li Hanyan wants to see?
"Auntie, I'm not one of those little girls! Isn't it just a few broken steps? Can't bother me! I took a deep breath and endured the pain and took the first step, the second step...... Third...... Fourth.
The front foot followed the back foot, and the short steps made me sweat profusely, and the sweat of the bean was the size of a bean across my cheeks, and finally fell down, making a "tick" and "tick" sound.
"Isn't that the crown princess? It doesn't look good! ”
"Would you like to go over and have a look?"
"Don't you see the prince waiting below? I guess I'm playing some kind of game. ”
Listening to the whispers of those people next to me, I just thought it was funny, I really thought that I was very affectionate with that freak surnamed Li? Come on, it's almost the same as saying that it's a rival.
I don't know how long it took for me to finally see the ground, the wide ground at the bottom, which is what I see as the "end".
At this point, it was no longer the ankle that hurt, I could clearly feel that the whole area from the ankle upwards was already swollen.
It's false to say that it doesn't hurt, but why can you still hold on to it until now? Is it the belief that you don't admit defeat or simply don't want to be seen as a joke by Li Hanyan? Even I don't know.
When I stepped on the ground at the bottom, the veins of my feet were like rubber bands pulled to the limit and finally broke, and they could no longer support the weight of the whole body.
"Daddy is going to be bad!"
Before he could react, his body lost weightlessness and fell down, hula rolled down the steps, and came directly to the lowest ground.
(North Hades: Wouldn't it be okay to let you get out of the house if you knew earlier?)
Zi Mo: If you already knew, let me go back to the fairy world directly, what kind of catastrophe will I survive!
North Hades: Ahem, isn't this what the plot needs, you are just enduring it, as the so-called rainbow after the wind and rain, you will thank me in the future.
Zimo: Auntie, I thank you for your whole family! )
Fortunately, there are only eight or nine layers of steps under the body at the end, and there are several layers of clothes on the body, so this fall did not make a good fall, but all the jewelry on the body is falling off, scattered, and the Qingluan and Mingguan on the top of the head have already fallen, and the green silk on the head is all scattered, not to mention how embarrassed it is.
I didn't have time to cry out in pain, I just felt that there were at least a hundred pairs of eyes staring at me, but the result was far worse than I had imagined!
This fall not only attracted everyone's attention, but also alarmed the two saints of the dynasty and Queen Xiao.
"What are you doing! Help the princess up, hurry up! This anxious voice came from Queen Xiao, at this moment, in front of everyone's eyes, it was her opportunity to perform, and she naturally would not let it go.
As soon as everyone heard this, they rushed up, picking up ornaments, raising their hands, and lifting their feet, and immediately surrounded Fang Yuan, eager to block all sight and cover up my sudden ugliness.
I was finally helped to stand up, and was carried on the sedan chair again, and then put down all the curtains, and in the process I found that the king of the country was staring at Li Hanyan with a dark face.
You don't have to think about it to guess one or two, this kind of thing happened as soon as the sacrifice was over, and he couldn't hold the face of the king of a country.
Moreover, it is inevitable that it will provoke people afterwards, say some unlucky words, if there are any natural disasters and man-made disasters in the future, it is estimated that they will also push this matter forward, if it is serious, it may also be related to what the Son of Heaven is not virtuous, God is not rare in his worship, etc., in short, this matter can be big or small.
After the queen mother said a few words to the emperor, she took the lead to leave, the emperor snorted coldly, and then strode away, no one dared to say anything among the officials, so she had to bow her head and follow behind.
At this moment, a dark shadow appeared on the curtain of the sedan chair, and a faint voice came, "Zhimo......"
The voice...... Depend on! Xue Qingshan!
I suddenly got up, opened a corner of the curtain and looked out, only to see that Xue Qingshan was wearing a purple official uniform, looking at me with the cunning eyes of the old treacherous.
"Old thief, what are you going to do?!" I looked at him warily.
Xue Qingshang coughed dryly, with a thin anger on his face, "I'm your third uncle, why do you call me like that?" ”
"Come on, you didn't look like an uncle when you beat me all the time." I glanced at him angrily.
"The so-called can't be a talent if you don't fight, the third uncle is also for your good." Xue Qingshan said in a deep voice, "What happened just now?" ”
I rolled my eyes, thinking that this question was a bit nonsense, and pouted: "What else can I do, I just fell." ”
"It's as simple as falling?" Xue Qingshan looked suspicious, and those fox eyes stared at me a little hairy, as if he wanted to see through my inner thoughts, and said, "How did I hear that after you married into the prince's mansion, you often caused trouble?" ”