Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Yingjun, I am currently the most beautiful man in the universe, and this is my thirtieth day of survival in the other world.

I've been hungry for three days and three nights now, and I feel like I'm about to starve to death, what should I do, wait online, urgently...

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Zhang Yingjun felt that he was the most miserable of the traversers.

Others at least have a golden finger when they cross, not to mention that they are also disciples of the sect, family lineage or something.

But he traveled to this world by himself, came bare, and then was arrested in a daze and became a miner, becoming a miner with number 9527.

The script is a little wrong!

Isn't 9527 a family member in "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance"?

...

Finally escaped from the mine! Prepare to fight your own world in this other world with pride, and you can't disgrace our crossing army.

As a result, when he was doing chivalrous acts on the street, his legs were broken, and now he can only live by begging.

Since then, Zhang Yingjun has not become a powerhouse in the other world, but has become the first traverser to beg in the other world.

In the picture, Zhang Yingjun lay on the ground with tears streaming down his face, looking up at the sky and sighing. "Brothers who crossed over, I have embarrassed you. ”

"Drop" "Universe Invincible Strongest Master System Binding"

Just when Zhang Yingjun was about to die, this coveted voice sounded in his ears.

"It's coming, it's coming, hahahaha" Zhang Yingjun lay on the ground, as if he had won the five million jackpot, patting the floor and laughing wildly.

It attracted the sideways of passers-by.

"This man is sick."

I should have seen him grab food with a big yellow dog that day, and I was afraid that he was infected with rabies. ”

"Damn, get away from it. ”

Zhang Yingjun begged for it, and he didn't care about these disgusting eyes and complaints.

When one is humble enough, everything will have a different view.

The main thing is to have a thick enough skin.

Zhang Yingjun smiled and crawled towards the alley on the side.

Why climb it?

"Author, you are so sad about your mother's heart!. ”

Zhang Yingjun muttered as he crawled

"Come on, come on, my dear system, I can't wait. ”

Crawling all the way to the end of the alley, Zhang Yingjun looked at the information in his mind and began to wait impatiently.

"My broadsword is already hungry and thirsty, and I will make the man who broke my leg beg for a hundred years. Zhang Yingjun said fiercely

In the end, 99%... At the end of the 100% countdown, a crisp female voice sounded from Zhang Yingjun's head.

"Congratulations to the host for passing the test of the Otherworldly Metamorphosis and becoming the 48th host of our universe's invincible and strongest master system. ”

Immediately after that, an interface appeared in Zhang Yingjun's mind.

Zhang Yingjun hurriedly looked at it carefully.

Zhang Yingjun: 24 years old

Fame: 0

Personality: narcissistic to shameless, sand sculpture to despair

Disciple: 2/0

Exercises: None

Martial Arts: None

Strength: rookie

Qualification: low grade

Storage: Starter Pack X1

Mall: Not open

Brief description: The host must recruit two disciples within three days, otherwise they will be directly obliterated.

Zhang Yingjun suspects that this system is a comic, don't say that the name is so long, and the universe is invincible? The most important thing is that I have a narcissistic personality and a sand sculpture?

It's unbearable.

Handsome is a fact, where does narcissism come from.

"You're just a sand sculpture, your whole family is a sand sculpture!" Zhang Yingjun complained habitually.

"Drop, it was detected that the host scolded the invincible strongest master system in the universe, and the system began to punish and warn the host"

Zhang Yingjun was stunned, damn it, can this system still know what is in its heart?

Just when Zhang Yingjun was stunned, he felt a hot current slip down his cheeks, and he smelled a commotion.

Zhang Yingjun looked up, good guy, a big yellow dog was peeing on himself with his legs raised.

Zhang Yingjun was furious in his heart, even if he was bullied by people from the other world, he even had to pee on his head.

Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it.

Zhang Yingjun raised his hand and slapped the big yellow dog, but unfortunately, the big yellow dog seemed to have predicted it a long time ago, and directly dodged Zhang Yingjun's attack, and left with a proud tail flick.

The handsome face left in the corner of the wall is no longer handsome, and the whole face is hideous.

Then two tears slipped down his face, he came to the other world for a month, dug up the Xuanshi for half a month, been a beggar for half a month, and never cried, and today he finally couldn't help it, it's so annoying.

After a long time, Zhang Yingjun wiped away his tears, and scolded fiercely with a cold expression, "Silly dog, wait for Lao Tzu." ”

As he spoke, he brought up the system interface and directly opened the newbie package.

I was waiting with anticipation in my heart, and the newbie gift bag shone with a dazzling light and slowly opened.

"Drop, congratulations to the host for living to recover one pill (restore all the fatal damage on the body) to put in the warehouse"

"Drop, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Heaven-level Cultivation Heart Method, and the Heaven Breaker will be put into the warehouse"

"Drop, congratulations to the host for getting the dog beating stick to put in the warehouse"

"Drop, congratulations to the host for obtaining a stick to kill you martial arts..."

"Drop, congratulations to the host for getting a pair of girl's stockings..."

A series of voices ended, and Zhang Yingjun looked at the girl **** with disdain.

Shameless system, this thing puts a newbie package, I really regret getting such a vulgar system.

Then I wondered how to get things out of the warehouse.

Ask the system.

The system generally explained to Taomee's customer service, "Dear, you just need to think in your heart that it will appear in your hand if you let it come out." ”

"The stockings come out. Zhang Yingjun thought casually when he listened, and suddenly the girl **** appeared in his hand.

I casually took it and sniffed it on my nose.

"Tut-tut, it's so refreshing. ”

But now is not the time to study the stockings, Zhang Yingjun put the stockings back in the system warehouse, and took out the recovery pill by the way.

With the recovery pill in his hand, Zhang Yingjun ate it without hesitation, and now he urgently needs to recover from his injuries.

When the pill entered his mouth, it was a little sweet and very slippery, and after swallowing it in his stomach, Zhang Yingjun felt a warm current of his body spread throughout his body, and he could still feel the tendons and veins in his body driven by the warm current, and there was something flowing in the dantian of his lower abdomen.

The warm current lasted for a while, and suddenly the bones in his legs crackled, and Zhang Yingjun looked hideous in pain, experiencing a wave of heaven and hell double pleasure.

But it didn't take long for the pain in my legs to disappear, and even the hunger in my stomach was gone.

After feeling that his legs were back in his control, Zhang Yingjun's face was very excited, and he laughed like crazy after a long time.

Then the corners of his mouth curled, and he impatiently summoned a dog-beating stick and rushed out of the alley.

While running, he shouted in his mouth, "The big yellow dog of the dog day, mixed on the same street, you dare to pee on my face, today Grandpa Zhang makes you worse than dead." ”

After searching for several laps along the way, I finally found the big yellow dog peeing on his head in the newly opened thatched house.

"Oops" Zhang Yingjun rushed forward, and then the miserable dog barking came out, and it took ten minutes to stop.

Zhang Yingjun looked at the moaning big yellow dog lying on the ground, put the dog stick on his shoulder, took off his pants directly, and urinated on the dog's head.

After urinating, he lifted his pants with relief, leaving an insolent back, leaving an indelible shadow on the dog.

In fact, the big yellow dog was very aggrieved, and was happily eating fresh rice fields, when he felt the urge to urinate, and then entered the alley uncontrollably, and was forced to pee on Zhang Yingjun.

The power of the system is not explained.

Zhang Yingjun left the alley and began to think about how to accept apprentices next, after all, if he couldn't recruit two disciples in three days, he would have to be directly wiped out.

I am so handsome, I can't cry and faint a lot of girls when I die, we are people who are inspirational to become friends of girls, how can we die so early, Zhang Yingjun thought so.

At this time, a girl with a freckled face passed by.

"Hey, beauty, can I be friends with you?" said Zhang Yingjun and coquettishly stroked the head of the chicken nest, and posed to the freckled girl in a handsome pose.

The freckled girl fanned her nose with her thin hand, with a look of disgust, "You are ugly and smelly, and you still want to be friends with me, get out!"

Zhang Yingjun looked at the departing girl and was deeply shocked, let's reincarnate back to the earth as soon as possible! This is not the world I want.

...

Walking on this street where he used to beg, Zhang Yingjun had mixed feelings and vowed never to come to this street again and bid farewell to his begging career forever.

One can imagine what a deep shadow this street has left on Comrade Zhang Yingjun.

"Stinky beggar, this bun rewards you"

"Hey, thank you, big brother, big brother, you are so handsome," Zhang Yingjun took the bun and said flatteringly

Zhang Yingjun was stunned for a moment with the bun, and said to himself, "No, you can't beg in the future." ”

As he spoke, he picked up another bun from the steamer and turned his head to leave.

As the name suggests, what is robbed is not what is begged.

After staying, the owner of the bread shop scolded and spat to the side.

Coming to another street and looking at all kinds of pedestrians on the road, Zhang Yingjun began to look for a target.

...

"Handsome guy, I see that your bones are amazing, you are a one-of-a-kind martial arts wizard, as long as you are trained by me, you can definitely become the top powerhouse in the mainland, I don't know if you are interested in worshipping me as a teacher." Zhang Yingjun looked at a young man with a stunned expression and said

Zhang Yingjun is also considering recruiting a normal person, not to mention how strong the talent is, at least a normal person!

But after thinking about it, he still gave up, he had already deeply seen the unreasonableness of this otherworldly person, and if he didn't agree, he would draw his sword and cut people, and the last time he was broken his legs was already a shadow.

Besides, if you accept disciples at such a young age, you will definitely have to be regarded as a fool, and you may have to be beaten, which is terrible to think about.

And the system didn't say that you can't recruit fools, thinking about playing the side ball to deal with the system to see if you can mix up some benefits.

The stunned young man looked at Zhang Yingjun, smiled bitterly, and just looked at Zhang Yingjun without speaking.

Zhang Yingjun gave up directly, it seems that the fool will not work, it is better to find a mountain to build a house first, otherwise he will have to follow him to the streets after accepting disciples. As for why he built the mountain, this is why Zhang Yingjun has watched a lot of martial arts movies, and the masters live on the mountain, which also seems unfathomable.

But just after a few steps, the stunned young man followed.

Zhang Yingjun thought that this fool was going to entangle himself, so he immediately looked left and right, and when he found a quick floor tile, he made a gesture to scare away the stupid young man.

However, the young man who originally looked stupid had a straight face, and slowly asked, "How can you make me stronger?"

Zhang Yingjun was stunned, this is not a fool!

After thinking about it, he said, "This real person travels all over the world, just to find a closed disciple, and you are the person I am looking for, if you don't believe it, then I will be a liar."

Saying that, Zhang Yingjun turned his head and left, leaving himself in suspense, either fooling around to be his apprentice, or leaving to find the next target.

When the young man saw Zhang Yingjun turn around and leave, he was sure in his heart, so he hurriedly stepped forward and knelt down directly towards Zhang Yingjun, looked at Zhang Yingjun with a look of longing, and said sincerely, "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship." As he spoke, he bowed down.

Zhang Yingjun was happy in his heart, "it was done" but his expression remained the same, he coughed incomprehensibly on his face, sorted out the shabby clothes on his body, touched his beardless chin, and went up to help the young man with a sense of ceremony.

At this point, Master Zhang's first disciple accepted it so effortlessly, which is really a bit dramatic, but the process is not important.

The two apprentices caused passers-by to stop and watch, and some neighbors who knew Zhang Yingjun laughed, "It's really strange that there are many things every day, especially this year, beggars worship beggars as teachers, is this to teach begging esoterics?"

These words caused the surrounding passers-by to burst into laughter.

Zhang Yingjun couldn't penetrate the nuclear bomb, and he didn't care about the ridicule of others, put his hands behind him, and left with his disciples while remaining unfathomable.

But before leaving, you have to remember the guy who hurt you, and you must take revenge in the future.