Depend on!

Ye Huan screamed and bounced off the bed, kicking Cheng Chuji off the bed.

I wiped my mouth with palpitations, but fortunately, Lao Tzu thought that the first kiss was gone.

Ye Huan squinted at Cheng Chuhei, who was slumped to the ground like a dead pig, and was still humming, jumped down and gave a few more kicks to vent his hatred.

This guy doesn't sleep honestly, it seems that Aunt Cheng's decision to live separately is correct.

"You just lie here!"

Ye Huan crossed the process in disgust, pushed open the door of the house, and a cold wind blew, making Ye Huan couldn't help but shiver. Glancing back at Cheng Zhihei, who was lying on the ground, Ye Huan groaned, hurriedly closed the door again, and walked over to carry him back to the bed.

"You! Is it really a pig? ”

Ye Huan carried Cheng Chuhei up like a sandbag, and was just about to throw his hand on the bed, when Cheng Chuhei muttered something.

"What?"

Ye Huan just stretched out his ears to listen to what he said, but he didn't expect his head to be hugged by his hand fiercely, and he didn't let go of anything. It was only then that Ye Huan heard clearly what this guy was talking about.

"Xiaocui, the master is back."

As he spoke, Cheng Chusi stretched out a salty pig hand and skillfully walked around Ye Huan's body. Not only that, his whole body slid down, slid to Ye Huan's back, and locked Ye Huan with his legs like a cross grappling.

Ye Huan stood in place with a gloomy face, and 10,000 Nima rushed by in his heart, what a clumsy sight! He never expected that the usually honest Cheng Chuhei would be a sullen coquette!

It reminded him of a long, long time ago, when he was in college.

Engineering University, he also meows in the mechanical department, there are few women in the engineering school, and the mechanical department can be divided into a female student is blessed by God, and the ancestral tomb is spewing smoke.

Several of Ye Huan's sullen roommates, thinking of women and going crazy, patted their thighs after taking a shower, and said with an evil smile: "Xiao Huanzi, why is it good-looking?" ”

"Get out, Lao Tzu doesn't do it."

Ye Huan was already immune to these sullen roommates, and looked intently at a photo on his phone.

"Yo! It turns out that I have a new love and forget my old love! The roommate's words were sour.

"Speak human words."

"Your girlfriend? Yo! It's okay! Look at this size, it's almost C, right? ”

His words made other roommates who were also wolf-like, smell the smell of meat, and fly down from the bed to stare at the photos on Ye Huan's mobile phone, their throats rolling up and down.

"In the past, Lao Tzu thought, with our handsome face, my girlfriend must be worthy of our appearance. Since I went to this Nima engineering school, Lao Tzu doesn't ask for anything now, as long as it's a woman! ”

"Quick! Xiao Huanzi, are we brothers? It's a brother, so I introduced the beautiful girl in the photo to my brother. ”

"You fucking want to eat it!" Another roommate, the other party's roommate who patted his thigh to seduce Ye Huan scolded, "With my relationship with Xiao Huanzi, why do you have to come first!" ”

"Forget it, I don't dare to have any feelings for you." Ye Huan pursed his lips.

The last roommate in the four-person dormitory asked Ye Huan: "This chick is really okay!" By the way, you haven't answered if it's your girlfriend, if so, hehe, Young Master Ben doesn't mind exuding his charm and snatching love! ”

"He's meowing, I thought you were a loyal member of the Single Dog Association, but I didn't expect you to sell dog food!"

"It's not kind!!"

The roommates laughed maliciously.

"Get out! A group of LSPs. Ye Huan scolded with a smile, his voice unconsciously lowered, "It used to be, but now I don't know if it's a ......."

"Hey! I understand, I understand! The roommate who had just taken a shower said, "It's normal to disperse without saying a word." ”

"Normal fart!"

At this moment, Ye Huan's second roommate grabbed his arm like crazy, and shook excitedly: "So it was all C a few years ago?" Depend on! Brother Ye, Daddy Ye! Please, give me this girl's WeChat ID! ”

"There must be a d, there must be a d......," the brother muttered to himself, as if he was stunned.

"Son, don't be sad, there is no grass at the end of the world, since you have nothing to do with this sister, my father will accept this demon for you, hum, dare to bully my son! I'm going to make her want to die, phew, she can't die well! ”

"WeChat ......"

Looking at the few roommates in front of him who showed a flattering smile, Ye Huan rolled his eyes speechlessly: "A group of two hundred and five, that mental hospital ran out?" I'm going to call the police and send you back! ”

"Cut! Stingy ......" The roommates dropped a sentence and dispersed boringly.

A roommate raised his hand and looked at his palm, and sighed faintly: "The night is long, and you can only be with you." ”

……

Hum! How could it be introduced to you? I'm going to let you wolves spoil my first love?

……

Ye Huan retracted his flying thoughts, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, those sluts can only stay in their memories forever!

When he came back to his senses, Cheng Chuhei's hands began to be more excessive, Ye Huan took advantage of this guy to do more excessive things, stretched out his palm to buckle him, but coincidentally, at this time, the door of the house was pushed open.

A girl dressed in lilac clothes, delicate cotton shoes, and bangs on her head walked in.

"Yikes!"

As soon as she entered the house, she saw this scene, and immediately her face flushed and screamed, and she reached out to cover her eyes, too ashamed to look at it again.

"You guys, what are you doing here? Why did you take off all your clothes? ”

fuck！

Ye Huan found out that his clothes were pulled off by Cheng Chuhei at some point, good guy, his hands are very fast!

"Girl, listen to me, things are not what you think!" Ye Huan hurriedly walked ahead and dragged Cheng Chuhei.

The hair was neatly combed into two rings, and it was beautifully placed on both sides of the crimson ears, and when she heard this, she opened her fingers, and a pair of eyes peeked at Ye Huan from between her fingers.

At this moment, Ye Huan suddenly felt that his lower body was cold, and he suddenly screamed badly, and when he looked down, his grandmother's pants were ripped off!

"Yikes! Perverted! ”

The girl's face turned completely red, and she exclaimed, and ran out in a panic.

Ye Huan's outstretched hand in the air stiffly maintained a holding posture, and his face was covered with black lines.

"You...... Listen to me......"

It's over, Lao Tzu's reputation...... When I first arrived in Chengfu, was it difficult to end up with a perverted name? When I thought of walking in the future, I was cast a look of contempt by others, when I thought that the beautiful girl would walk around when she saw him, and when I thought of being ridiculed by Li Chengqian and Li Tai, who pointed their noses and laughed at them madly......

Damn, can I still be a man?

No, while the girl hasn't spread the word that I'm a pervert, find a way to intercept her first, well, I can do it, I can still rescue her!

Shut her up...... Ye Huan even thought of extinguishing his mouth.

Ye Huan's body was shocked, and just as he wanted to break free of Cheng Zhihe, he saw Cheng Chuji smashing his mouth, raised his hand and began to rub his eyes.

Nima, wake up now! What did you just do?

"Uh-" Cheng Chuji gradually opened his eyes, and the next moment, he suddenly saw Ye Huan in front of him, and caught a glimpse of himself and his awkward and ambiguous posture, and immediately jumped like an electric shock.

He looked at Ye Huan for a while, and said in surprise: "I didn't expect you to be such a Ye Huan!" ”

Ye Huan bowed his head and was silent.

"Hey, brother understands you, young man, you are strong-blooded, but you can't...... Ahem, we're brothers! ”

Ye Huan bowed his head and was silent.

"Brother knows that you are hungry and thirsty, otherwise, brother will take you to Yunyan Pavilion at night to vent?"

Ye Huan bowed his head and was silent.

"Brother knows you haven't been there, but the singers and piano girls there are a must, especially the popular Oiran Xiaocui, that look...... Stains! ”

"Huh? Brother, what are you talking about? ”

Cheng stretched out his ear, trying to hear his whisper clearly.

"Huh? Brother, your body is trembling! Hey, brother knows that you are excited, and I think it was the same when I first met Xiaocui...... Brother understands. ”

"Cui, your sister!"

Ye Huan was furious, completely exploded, and came to Cheng with a set of military body punches, which made him scream.

Looking at Cheng Chuhei, who was buried in his chest, Ye Huan, who was tired, pounced a few more times, and he roared: "Do Nima's spring dream in broad daylight!" Lao Tzu's reputation has been ruined by you! ”

After saying this, Ye Huan was shocked to realize that the top priority was to block the girl's mouth first.

"I'll clean you up after I turn around!" Leaving this sentence behind, Ye Huan quickly got dressed and ran out.

As soon as he walked out of the house, he found a group of maids coming towards him, chattering, sometimes with surprise and sometimes disdain on their faces. Suddenly seeing Ye Huan, one maid made a look, and the other maid immediately nodded quietly.

It is clearly saying: Look, it's him.

Ye Huan saw everything in his eyes, he could feel the strange eyes of those maids, and at this moment, his heart was like ashes.

It's late, it's all late...... Lord's reputation! Ye Huan seemed to have endured 10,000 critical hits, his expression suddenly withered, and his eyes turned gray.

At that moment, a maid approached.

Is this to be laughed at to your face? It's like this, forget it, just laugh if you want to.

Who knew that this maid said: "Young Master Ye, Madame asked you to take the order." ”

"Order? Whose purpose? Lao Tzu is depressed, don't go! Ye Huan wanted to say this, but immediately reacted, who else in this world dares to make an order?

Li Shimin's will!

Dare not accept the order? Come on, drag it out and cut it!

Ye Huan forcibly held back a smile, "Hey, I'll go!" ”