Volume 3: White-clothed Divine Monarch Yang Wenyue Chapter 57: Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger
Ah Er said: "Oh, I understand, the little master means to think about that, what is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger." ”
Dugu Jian said: "It's okay, you stupid guy is not stupid, that's what I mean, master." ”
Ah Er said: "Well, we don't have any other skills, but if you want to pretend to be crazy and stupid, then you really don't need any other pretense." With the look of our brothers, that's the best cover, hehehe. ”
At this moment, the mute Ah Da suddenly gave Ah Er a thumbs up, and then sneered a few times.
Dare to love, the people of their Heavenly Remnant Gate are really extremely evil, so they inadvertently talked nonsense, and they directly set themselves down, and the benchmark style of the future to break through the world - pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!
Immediately afterwards, they whispered another introduction, and then Dugu Jian said loudly: "Okay, let's leave here, and strive to arrive in the Eastern Capital tomorrow night, and the day after tomorrow morning, we will go to the Qi Palace, and go to meet the old man Shangguan." ”
Without further ado, on the morning of the third day, after inquiring clearly, the three of them really wandered around in a big way and went towards the Qi Wangfu.
Not to mention, just the three of them have three respects, and they really caused a lot of commotion on the street in an instant, how have you ever seen such a strange three masters.
One is like a quadrangular monument, almost two ends higher than normal. Fortunately, he sat on the horse and was high, and people couldn't pay attention to his strange eyes, otherwise they would really be able to scare the children on the road into crying.
A short and concise one, with an indescribable murderous aura all over his body, he doesn't look like a good kind at first glance.
One even rode such a bald-tailed divine beast, carrying such a rare and strange blade in his hand. The head of the doll at the top of the one-legged doll's lance even seems to have a dark red blood, which is even more weird.
This is also fortunate that Shangguan Zhongzhi has already greeted the commander in charge of the patrol of the Eastern Capital in advance, saying that they should pay attention to these three strange characters recently, and they are not allowed to easily step forward to interfere with the freedom of others.
Otherwise, I'm afraid that before they entered the city, it is estimated that they would have been stopped by the soldiers on duty a long time ago, where could they be allowed to break into the eastern capital like this.
Even so, the commander in charge of patrolling the eastern capital, as soon as he received the report from his subordinates, he immediately made corresponding arrangements.
On the one hand, he secretly ordered a sentry (100 men) of capable crossbowmen and soldiers to change into the clothes of ordinary people, and find a way to hide their own weapons. Then they dispersed, following the three of them from a distance, paying close attention to their every move.
If these three people don't do anything out of the ordinary, everything will be according to the orders of the Shangguan Zhongzhi, and they will be allowed to move freely.
However, if they make any dangerous moves, they will directly greet them with a chain of bows and crossbows, and if necessary, they can even use sharp arrows quenched with strong anesthetic.
On the other hand, he sent fast horses as soon as possible to report to the two brothers of Qi, Shangguan Qingyun, Shangguan Zhongzhi and Shangguan Zhongxin, respectively.
You must know that although the commander of the family has been notified by Shangguan Zhongzhi in advance, these three are such thunderous people. And there is one of them, it turned out to be the hot and crazy beggar who made a big fuss about the Lantern Festival in the Eastern Capital three years ago, how could he not be in spirit.
After all, he didn't know anything about the Qingfeng Mountain incident not long ago, and he didn't know the ins and outs of it, so even though we had a special greeting from Shangguan Zhongzhi, he still didn't dare to be careless. Otherwise, if something really big happens, I'm afraid that this command of his will be regarded as the end of the general.
Fortunately, everything was safe, and the three of them arrived at the gate of the Qi Palace.
I don't know if Dugu Jian did this on purpose, or if he really didn't know the words, and he didn't recognize that the three golden characters on the forehead of this door were "Qi Wangfu".
I saw that he strangled the bald-tailed beast under his crotch slightly, fluttered his little triangular head, squinted his eyes at the one-eyed man on his right, Ah Er, and said coldly: "You grandmother, why don't you have any eyesight, why don't you hurry up and ask if this is the Qi Wangfu of what kind of thing." ”
Hearing him say this, I saw that the one-eyed man Ah Er first nodded heavily in response, and then really shouted at the two rows of guards at the gate of the Qi Palace: "I, I said you boys, are you that, what is the Qi Palace?" ”
As soon as the two of them shouted like this, the guards on duty at the gate of the Qi Wangfu were really a little breathless. I thought that these three bastards came out of nowhere, and they were so short-sighted, and they ran to the door of the Qi Palace.
It turns out that this is also a coincidence. The little leader of their guards today, he had just returned from visiting relatives in other places last night, and he really hadn't received a special notice from the head of their palace, so naturally he didn't know where these three came from.
Fortunately, this is the gate of the Qi Palace, no matter how angry he is, he has to restrain himself a little. lest you really deal with it badly and get into trouble that you can't bear.
You must know that since these three people can come to the gate of the Qi Palace, it proves that they are definitely not simple reckless men, otherwise there would have been a soldier in charge of patrolling them to take them down and ask them for guilt.
I saw that he forcibly suppressed his anger, stepped forward and took two steps, pressed the handle of the long knife on his waist, and asked loudly with his chest straight: "Dare to ask the three heroes to respect their names, and the small ones can also enter to report for you." ”
Ah Er said: "What's the matter, dare to love your kid who can't understand people's words, I'll ask you if this is what kind of Qi Wangfu, where did you come from so much bullshit nonsense." ”
The leader of the guards said: "This friend also asks you to show a little respect, this is the Qi Palace, what's the matter?" ”
Ah Er said: "This, isn't this enough, what kind of bullshit and what nickname, are you deliberately entertaining our brothers without a name." Our brothers, since his grandmother's memory, I don't know which of his mother's turtle bastards, can you fucking manage it! ”
Hearing this, the leader of the guards almost didn't laugh out loud, and thought to himself: "Come on, this dare is three fucking fools, what the hell is this." Forget it, I didn't bother to entangle with them, so I hurried in and reported it. Fortunately, early in the morning, Lu Ye from the Shenji Camp just entered, so I will directly hand over these three things to his old man. ”
Thinking of this, he immediately smiled and said, "Okay, you! You three heroes with no name or surname, please stay outside here for a while, and I'll go in and report to you. It's just that during this period, please be quiet for a while, and don't just break in. ”
Ah Er said: "Okay, you kid hurry up, let's just say that it is the little master of our family, and the fifth master who came to find your Qi Wangfu is here." ”
The leader of the guards said, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, you can wait outside first." With that, he snickered and walked briskly inside.
At most, it took a bag of cigarettes to see five or six people walking out of the Qi Palace, and the one at the head was none other than the tea boy Lu Weixin. Behind him, followed by the sword slave Du Leng and the soulless guest Chen Tianshi, as well as several guards on duty today.
Dare to be affectionate, as soon as Lu Weixin heard the report of the leader of the guards, he immediately guessed who it was. While he sent someone to inform the King of Qi, Shangguan Qingyun, and their father and son, he made a little preparation and personally went to the gate to greet them.
It just so happened that Du Leng and Chen Tianshi were also in the palace, and the guards on duty also heard fresh, so the big guys poured out.
Before Lu Weixin walked out of the door, he shouted very kindly: "It turned out that Dugu Shaoxia was here, Lu and a group of brothers greeted him late, and I ask for forgiveness, please forgive me, hahaha......"
Dugu Jian saw that the three masters came out at once, and the sword slave Du Leng was also among them, so he naturally couldn't let Ah Er mess around like this.