Chapter 491: A Good Errand
Linbing County.
Yu Jiuling and Peng Qiqi squatted in the grass for nearly an hour, and they finally squatted into a group.
Five or six guys in gray robes passed by, giggling and talking as they went.
Yu Jiuling and the others listened, and those who spoke probably meant whose girl was beautiful, and looked back to think about how to let her serve the divine soldiers.
Yu Jiuling made a look, Peng Seventeen nodded, rushed out of the grass, opened his mouth and shouted: "Rob!" ”
At this moment, those divine soldiers were stunned, they were the first time they had encountered someone who dared to stop them.
Peng Seventeen said: "Quick, take off your clothes!" ”
Those guys were even more confused.
Yu Jiuling took the opportunity to go up from behind, stabbed one by one, and stabbed three or four people to death in a row, hearing the wailing, the two people in front realized that something was wrong, and it was too late to turn back.
Although Yu Jiuling's martial arts are not ranked in Li Qi's team, it is more than enough to deal with these minions.
Besides, he's fast.
In the end, the two people were not stabbed to death because Yu Jiuling still wanted their clothes, and he and Peng Qiqi went up to punch and kick, knocking the two people to the ground.
The two of them dragged the corpse into the grass on the side of the road with their hands and feet, picked up their clothes and changed them, Yu Jiuling was dressed quite well, but Peng Qiqi's Taoist robe looked very tight.
He squirmed out, shrunk his stomach, and didn't even dare to come out.
Yu Jiuling said: "What are you afraid of, it looks like a thief like this, naturally." ”
Peng Seventeen said: "Naturally? ”
Then he let go of his belly, and with a pop, his clothes cracked open, and the robe became a crop top.
Yu Jiuling smiled: "Oh, it's very charming." ”
Peng Qiqi asked, "Just enter the city like this?" ”
Yu Jiuling said: "Of course, just go in like this, the more blatant it is, the less people will be suspected." ”
Peng Qiqi tore off another gray cloth from a corpse and covered his face.
Yu Jiuling said: "What's the use of blocking your face, what you are exposing is your stomach." ”
Peng Qiqi said seriously: "As long as you block your face, don't say that what is exposed is your belly, and you are not afraid to show a dick, anyway, no one knows that it is me." ”
Yu Jiuling thought about it carefully, and actually felt that this crooked reasoning and heresy still had some fucking truth.
He asked curiously: "It's really exposed, aren't you afraid?" ”
Peng Qiqi said seriously: "As long as I don't take a ruler to measure, who knows who I am!" ”
Yu Jiuling flew up: "Pretend to be your uncle's outfit!" ”
The two of them entered Linbing County like this, and they were indeed a little nervous at first, for fear of being seen.
But along the way, the people they met all bent down and saluted, and no one doubted them at all, and the two men became bolder.
"They didn't dare to ask, and they didn't dare to doubt."
Peng Qiqi lowered his voice and said to Yu Jiuling: "After a while, let's ask someone, and we will say that we are from other counties and are looking for someone." ”
Yu Jiuling hummed and stomped around at the target.
A few people in the distance had just come out of their yards, Yu Jiuling made a look, Peng Qiqi understood, and the two of them walked towards those people.
As soon as they walked over, the people immediately bowed down and saluted.
"Meet the Divine Soldier."
Peng Qiqi pretended to nod and said, "I want to ask you one thing, the two of us are from Yuanzi County, and we want to find the great priest to report the news, do you know where the great priest is?" ”
One of the old men hurriedly replied: "Lord Hui Shenbing, the great priest is in the county office." ”
Peng Qiqi hummed and then asked, "Where do the divine soldiers live, we will go over and rest in a while." ”
The old man pointed in one direction and said, "There is a compound over there, and all the divine soldiers are resting there, and you can see the camp tent and flags in the past."
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Peng Qiqi nodded: "Got it." ”
The old man glanced at Peng Seventeen's crop top, and Peng Seventeen frowned and said, "What do you see!" This is my divine power to protect my body. ”
The old man was so frightened that he fell to his knees: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Lord Shenbing, please forgive me." ”
Peng Qiqi snorted, turned around and left.
Yu Jiuling lowered his voice beside him and said, "In the past, when you walked the rivers and lakes, did you also pretend like this? ”
Peng Seventeen said: "No, no, no, I can pretend to be better than this, once before, a rich family asked me to go over to exorcise evil spirits, saying that there was evil in the family, and the family was scared." ”
He said as he walked: "I asked the family if there was anything strange going on, and the family said that every late at night, there would be white shadows fluttering in the courtyard, and they would come when it was over, and there would be a terrible scream, and they would only go to the west courtyard, and never go anywhere else." ”
"The west courtyard lives the concubine of the rich family......"
Peng Qiqi glanced at Yu Jiuling when he said this.
Yu Jiuling understood from Peng Seventeen's eyes: "It's just a private affair, deliberately pretending to be a ghost." ”
Peng Qiqi smiled and said, "Yo, you understand it very well." ”
Yu Jiuling: "Get out...... How did you solve it? ”
Peng 17 said: "I asked the rich man not to tell the people in the West Courtyard that he invited me, and that night, I wore a woman's red dress, painted my face pale, and held a fake red tongue in my mouth......"
"When the time came, the fake ghost who came to the private meeting sneaked in, and I didn't pay attention to it, and when the fake ghost and the concubine were moving violently, I stood next to them, and I didn't speak, I didn't bother, I just stood there and watched them......"
Yu Jiuling thought about that scene, and he felt a chill down his spine.
"And then?" he asked. ”
Peng Seventeen said: "After waiting for a while, I deliberately breathed heavier, and the woman was lying there and saw me, and screamed, and then the man looked back, and it was over." ”
Yu Jiuling snorted and laughed.
Peng Qiqi said: "I just stood there and looked at him, I said that I haven't met a male ghost for a long time, you have served her, and you will serve me......"
Yu Jiuling covered his face.
Peng Qiqi said: "That guy fainted to death, and then I took some money from the rich man and left, although I don't know what happened next, but I thought, maybe even if that male ghost is not killed, it shouldn't work." ”
Yu Jiuling thought about it carefully, how pitiful this scared thing was, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that Peng Seventeen was bad.
Especially when I think of Peng Qiqi's appearance, pretending to be a female ghost, how scary it is, this big fat female ghost, and a red dress......
Peng Seventeen said: "Actually, I also made mistakes, as soon as I spoke, the fake tongue in my mouth didn't bite, and the ...... fell off."
Yu Jiuling smiled: "If your fake tongue hadn't fallen out, that guy wouldn't have fainted to death in fear from you." ”
The two of them walked while talking, and when they were about to reach the county office, there were more and more divine soldiers wearing gray robes.
However, no one doubted the two of them, the reason why this was so was because in order to facilitate control, Fang Yuzhou came up with a method.
The divine soldiers recruited by Linbing County did not stay in Linbing County but were transferred to other places, and those recruited from other places were so-called law enforcement in Linbing County.
In this way, it prevented those divine soldiers from being too familiar with the people, and they did not dare to be too ruthless.
The two discussed it, and since no one doubted it, they simply went directly to the county government to go around.
The two of them were indeed bold, so they blatantly entered the county government compound from the main gate.
The divine soldiers they met would greet them with a very unique gesture, which should have been created by them.
The thumb of the left hand is stretched out for a fist, probably to the meaning of "hello", and then the right hand holds the thumb and bends slightly to salute.
Peng Seventeen and Yu Jiuling learned
Soon, the first time someone did this to them, they immediately returned the courtesy.
When they meet someone again, they will take the initiative to salute first, and those people will not suspect anything.
Entering the county government compound, many gray-robed soldiers in the courtyard were building weapons, and the sound of clanging was endless.
The two of them walked all the way back, and soon reached the door of the lobby, and at a glance they saw a woman in a red robe sitting there drinking.
Peng Qiqi's face changed slightly as soon as he saw the woman, he recognized it, he had seen that woman when he was in Gao County.
So he jerked around.
At this time, Que Nan also saw him.
"That man!"
Quenan shouted, "Stop me!" ”
Yu Jiuling and Peng Qiqi were both nervous, especially Peng Qiqi, thinking that if they were recognized by the female thief, they would probably dismantle themselves.
The two stopped, did not dare to look back, and just stood in place.
Que Nan came out with a wine jug, walking a little crookedly, she walked in front of Peng Seventeen, and saw Peng Seventeen's crop top at a glance.
"I fucking hate fat people the most, especially fat people!"
Que Nan kicked Peng Seventeen's buttocks: "No suitable clothes? Let me see you like this again, and I'll tear you alive! ”
Peng Qiqi hurriedly leaned over and said, "Yes, yes, I'm going to find suitable clothes, it's true that the hair is too thin." ”
The corners of Quenan's eyebrows raised: "Is the clothes thin?" It's you fat! ”
She stretched out her hand and slapped Peng Seventeen's exposed belly, very hard, snapping......
"Is this a thin dress? This is the clothes skinny?! ”
Que Nan said angrily: "Get angry when you see you like this, get away from me, and you will not be allowed to appear in front of me in the future." ”
Yu Jiuling kicked Peng Qiqi's buttocks: "Still don't admit your mistake?!" ”
Peng Qiqi knelt on the ground and said, "Yes, yes, it's all my fault, I shouldn't be so fat......"
Que Nan glanced at Yu Jiuling and felt a little familiar, but she was drunk at this time, so she didn't care, and thought she had seen it before.
"You're very clever, what's your name?"
She asked Yu Jiuling.
Yu Jiuling hurriedly replied: "Lord Hui Shenguan, my name is Yu Jiu. ”
Peng XVII: "......"
Que Nan frowned and asked, "Why is this broken name!" ”
Yu Jiuling pretended to be helpless and said, "The thing about this name...... It was given by my father, and I didn't choose ......."
Que Nan probably really drank too much, I don't know why, but I actually looked at Yu Jiuling a little pleasing to the eye.
If you don't drink too much, you can't.
She kicked Peng Seventeen again: "Get out of the way." ”
Peng Qiqi hurriedly got up and ran out, looking back at Yu Jiuling, meaning that you don't hurry up and keep up?
Yu Jiuling really wanted to keep up, but before he could take a step, Que Nan said to him: "You come in and beat my legs!" ”
Yu Jiuling's heart was ...... Belch!
He gave Peng Qiqi a look, meaning that you go to report the news first, and then he pretended to be very flattering and followed Que Nan into the lobby.
Peng Qixin said that this woman is blind, right?
Que Nan sat down on the chair with a big grin, put his legs on the table in front of him, and said to Yu Jiuling, "What are you still doing in a daze?" ”
Yu Jiuling hurriedly bent down and gently rubbed it on Que Nan's legs.
He also secretly looked at the appearance of Quenan, this female thief had already drunk a lot, her face was flushed, and her appearance was reasonable.
Que Nan leaned back in the chair, closed his eyes and said, "Let you beat your legs, what are you rubbing!" ”
Yu Jiuling said...... It's not interesting to pound a lot......
But he didn't dare say it.