Chapter 397: The First Exploration Brigade
Chapter 397: The First Exploration Brigade
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Snoopy finally got his wish and was allowed to go to the Bohai Sea. Not to mention how reluctant Du Niang was, even Liu Hanshao was not at ease at first, but Snoopy's words changed his opinion.
"Brother, when I go to Bohai, I not only have to learn to swim, but also to learn shipbuilding, learn to repair ships, and learn a lot of knowledge, so that when I go out, I can rely on myself to solve more problems and more troubles."
Back then, Liu Hanshao asked him to hide on the beam of the main hall with a vegetable snake, ready to scare Dong Zhuo, but he was careful and brought an extra short crossbow, and gave Dong Zhuo a moment at the critical moment, otherwise, Liu Hanshao might not be able to complete his grand plan to kill Dong Zhuo.
This baby is thoughtful and determined, and may be able to do something great in the future. Go and go, sharpen and sharpen, there's nothing wrong with it, anyway, now it's just going to Bohai, and not leaving Dahan.
So, Liu Hanshao turned around and comforted Du Niang and Shi Laodao, reassuring them and letting them go, the young eagle is big, and there will always be a day when they fight in the sky.
So, Liu Hanshao announced the formation of the first expedition team of the Han Dynasty, with Snoopy as the captain, but the word "risk" that was afraid of the expedition made Du Niang afraid, so it was changed to "exploration team".
No one could have imagined that the first person to be transferred to the exploration team was a top student of the medical school and a personal disciple of Old Man Hua, Li Dangzhi.
is this Li Dangzhi, when all states and armies set up hospitals, they all wanted to dig him up and be the president, but Hua Tuo held on and didn't let go, saying that this baby is good at pharmacy and pharmacology, and if he can follow him to learn for a few more years, he will be successful.
But this time, Liu Hanshao personally went to ask for someone, and said to Hua Tuo bluntly, if you dare not give it to people, my brother will not only cut off your alcohol supply, but also cut off the research funds of your medical school research institute.
Hua Tuo blew his beard angrily and glared, and pointed at Liu Hanshao tremblingly, but as a result, he didn't dare to scold a word, and said with a smile like a chrysanthemum: "Give!" His Majesty personally named him, that is a bad man, how can I be a master to stop him from having a chance? Hey, hey...... Your Majesty, don't cut off our research funding! ”
Well, these two, one is unambiguous, and the other is unsubtle.
Liu Hanshao brought the person back and handed it to Snoopy, and did not forget to instruct: "Go out and bring a doctor, it can save lives at a critical moment." Nubi should always remember that when he protects it, he protects everyone. ”
The second person who was named and transferred to the exploration brigade is not small, but he is the current red-robed Taoist master of the "Harmony Dao", the big master, Zhang Lu...... 's second son, Zhang Guang!
This baby was sent to the exploration team, not because he was strong, but because he liked astronomy and meteorology, and he also studied geography and geology. In the future, if you send the exploration team out, with this baby by your side, you will always know when to rest and camp, and when to hold an umbrella to shelter from the rain, right?
After that, the mountain division drew dog legs, the bow master drew sharpshooters, and even two students with strong martial arts from Sohu, Zhang Bo and Zhang Tao, served as Snoopy's personal guards.
With this formation, before leaving Luoyang City, the name of the exploration team had already caused a sensation. Moreover, Liu Hanshao also said to Snoopy, after arriving in Bohai, you must remember that if you have difficulties, find the third brother, and he will definitely support you!
Of course, this is only a small part of the exploration team, because if you go to sea to explore, at least there must be sailors, right? It is also necessary to have a certain amount of armed forces. However, these need to be selected after going to Bohai, and with the help of Wenpin, Guan Hai will definitely not dare to push.
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On the day of farewell, a group of relatives and friends and many Luoyang people came to the outside of the city, on both sides of the road, the crowd was surging. Shrek was clamoring to find his eldest brother, but was slapped twice by Du Niang, and then grinned and cried. Du Niang took Shrek into her arms again, wiped her tears together, and Shi Laodao comforted impatiently: "Why are you crying?" What are you crying about? ”
Du Niang was too lazy to pay attention to him, so she cried, she cried!
Liu Hanshao pulled Snoopy and told him thousands of instructions, chattered for a long time, saw Du Niang's appearance, patted Snoopy's shoulder and said, "Go and say goodbye to your parents." ”
Snoopy nodded in response, came to Du Niang and Shi Laodao, seemed to suddenly couldn't speak, and then "pounced" and knelt on the ground, saying: "Parents are above, the child kowtows to you!" ”
Du Niang stuffed Shrek into Shi Laodao's arms, stepped forward and pulled Snoopy up, no matter how hard she could suppress it, she hugged her eldest son, and cried even more fiercely.
This kind of scene, less is better, Liu Hanshao don't look over, but found a familiar figure in the team of the exploration team.
Old black?
Sorry, I read it wrong.
It is a figure next to Lao Hei, and it is actually You Heng You Zhengping, who has become popular all over Luoyang City.
You Heng seemed to be discovered by someone peeping, and when he saw Liu Hanshao's gaze, he hurriedly lowered his head, but he couldn't help but always want to peek again. Liu Hanshao beckoned to You Heng, and when the latter saw this, he had to hesitate and salute with a little embarrassment: "Weichen greets Your Majesty." ”
Liu Han Shao said: "I can't imagine that Zhengping really signed up for the exploration team, and he is not afraid of the difficult and dangerous road ahead, and there are many dangers?" ”
"A faceless person is just living, what is there to fear?"
As soon as the words came out, You Heng regretted it, originally he wanted to say a few words to Liu Han, but maybe the old problems from the past were difficult to change for a while, and even when he listened to them, he felt that his words had a thorn in his head, crazy and untamed.
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On that day, Liu Hanshao left the "bare-out" You Heng and ran away in a hurry with people. After You Heng was untied from the bench, he immediately wanted to hit the pillar and die, but was stopped by everyone, Kong Rong also asked urgently: "Zhengping really wants to die because of today's shame, is it ridiculous and generous?" Then, You Heng put on his own rags and ran away in a hurry.
For the first two days, You Heng didn't eat, drink, sleepless, locked himself in the house and didn't see anyone, during which he thought about death countless times, but he was really afraid that his death would become a joke, and then he fantasized countless times about killing Liu Hanshao, and it was best to scrape him alive with a knife. Of course, this kind of thought can only be thought about in the head, and I don't even dare to say it, because I am an emperor, and I am destined to have no hope of revenge in this life. It's not that You Heng doesn't want to be angry with the puppet, but it's a pity that he is not a puppet yet.
What can I do?
This tone is up to the throat, and the little chrysanthemum is held down, and the life just can't come out, what should I do?
After a few more days, You Heng began to slowly digest this evil breath, reflecting on his own inappropriateness, trying to find a reasonable explanation for His Majesty to punish him, and then, he couldn't help but think of his own fart again.
How shocked others were at the time, don't say it, but that fart was released by himself, and he didn't know anything about Mao? On the contrary, His Majesty "Chrysostom broke off his fart", saying that it would catch fire, and it really burned.
Could it be that Your Majesty is very human?
Later, there was a story about His Majesty punishing the people of the research institute for eating stinky and lighting the magic lamp, and the demons of Harmony Dao also took the opportunity to publicize it, saying that it was the earth fire that lit the magic lamp, and it was the Holy Son of Heaven who saw that the cold winter was coming, and he was worried that it was not easy for the people to collect firewood, so he hooked the earth fire to warm the world and benefit the people.
Punish people for eating stinky food?
You Heng doesn't seem to be so angry with Liu Hanshao!
What kind of magic lamp, earth fire, is not believable at all, it is estimated that it is related to the smell and fart, but why is this?
The more you think about it, the more you feel that you are shallow, and you don't know anything about it, and then you almost went crazy, and even secretly pulled a bubble of stink in the house, but you couldn't light it.
Finally, You Heng made a difficult decision to seek advice from Liu Hanshao. But at this time, I seemed to remember that Liu Hanshao was the emperor, and it was not what he wanted to see at all. Later, You Heng went to the research institute again, wanting to get a glimpse of the door, but was stopped and not let in.
The world is so big, there are no wonders, but I can't even figure out a fart...... As soon as he thought of this, You Heng suddenly woke up. Coincidentally, Luoyang reported that His Majesty was going to form an exploration team, and Snoopy was the captain, so You Heng went to see Snoopy.
When Snoopy saw Youheng, he thought that this baby was here to make a bet with him, but Youheng was very rare, and put his posture very low, just saying that he wanted to ask for knowledge, and wanted to see if the earth was square or round. Snoopy's young heart, how could he mind what happened before Youheng, but he felt that he finally had a comrade, and he was very enthusiastic to include Youheng in the exploration team.
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"Your Majesty, can you tell Weichen, fart, why is it on fire?"
When You Heng called himself a micro-minister, he was really humble, very respectful, and even a little pious.
Liu Hanshao wanted to laugh, but he was not very embarrassed, so he had to endure it, pretending to be serious and said: "Zhengping, if you want to know why the fart is on fire, you first have to know what gas is." Gases can be divided into many kinds, such as aroma, odor, acid, and of course, fart is also a gas. Our lives are closely related to gases and are inseparable, for example, covering the mouth and nose tightly and making people unable to breathe can suffocate people to death, and if there is a fart, it can also suffocate people to death. To put it simply, fart is a gas that burns because it contains components that can be burned. ”
This simple statement is really simple enough, You Heng seems to understand it, and it seems that he doesn't understand it even more.
"Your Majesty, the gas cannot be seen or touched, and how can you distinguish what it contains only by smelling and smelling it...... This one...... This ingredient? ”
"You shouldn't ask Brother this question, you should research and discover it yourself."
Putting away his smile, Liu Hanshao said with a straight face: "Zhengping, brother knows that you are a smart baby, and you are famous all over the world at a young age." But have you ever wondered how you got your current reputation? What good do you do if you use all your wisdom to insult others, to demean others, to yourself, and to the world? ”
Speaking of this, You Heng bit his lower lip, and he didn't know whether to endure it without refutation, or to endure the grievances in his heart, it looked like a little daughter-in-law who had been bullied.
However, Liu Hanshao asked more bluntly next: "Zhengping, do you know what my brother hated you the most before, what was it?" ”