Chapter 255: Yelu Zongzhen who doesn't want to endure it

"The world is full of fragrant flowers in April, and the peach blossoms in the mountain temple are in full bloom."

"Sir, didn't the peach blossoms bloom in February? Why is it now April and there are still peach blossoms in full bloom? ”

Wu Pan said boringly: "Then there are so many whys, people are reluctant to open in February, can you manage it?" When will we go back to Chang'an! Sir, I counted on my fingers, and today is the 35th day of our arrival at Lishan. ”

Lu Zifei said: "When Xiao Xuan went back to his uncle's house, he asked if you could leave, and you said that you wanted to be with Xiao Kuo, why were you impatient?" ”

Wu Pan said: "Xiaoxuan is a female tyrannosaurus, so I won't go with her?" Besides, what should I do if I'm gone, Xiao Kuo is lonely? ”

"Do you think of those delicious and fun things at home, my heart is itchy, tomorrow I will have someone send you back! Your Grandpa Hu is coming soon, and I won't need you anymore for your husband. ”

Shen Kuo said suspiciously: "Sir, one is at the bottom of the mountain, the other is at the top of the mountain, but the flowering time in the middle is two months apart, what do you say is the reason?" ”

Diligent and inquisitive students always make the teacher happy, Lu Zifei asked with a smile: "What clothes did you wear yesterday when you played at the bottom of the mountain?" ”

"What a single garment you wear! The gentleman asked what this does? ”

"And what do you think you're wearing now?"

Shen Kuo suddenly realized: "I understand, sir, is it related to the temperature, the temperature under the mountain is high, so the flowers bloom early, the temperature on the mountain is low, so the flowers bloom late, and the Dalin Temple in the middle must also be on the mountain." ”

Lu Zifei said with relief: "Ruzi can be taught, temperature is an interesting science, Mr. will give you an example, you go home and take a few eggs and put them in a place with a suitable temperature to hatch chicks without a hen." ”

Wu Pan put down the simple Rubik's Cube in his hand and said: "Sir, don't try to lie to us anymore, that little tadpole has been around for a month, what was it like when it was caught, what is it like now, isn't it a fantasy that no hen can hatch chicks?" ”

Lu Zifei said: "Can you go back and try it, and you don't have to work hard, your temperament can be as calm as Xiao Kuo that day, and you will go to the sea when you grow up!" There are countless new things that interest you. ”

"I don't want it, Shen Kuo said that he wants to be a learned person when he grows up, I'm different, I want to be a general, that is, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun mentioned in the book, people like Wen Jiu cut Huaxiong, Changbanpo roared, seven in and seven out to save Adou, people like them are really big husbands."

Lu Zifei asked Shen Kuo: "Xiao Kuo, why don't you want to be a general like Xiao Pan." ”

"Because sir, you said, those are all imaginary, I played with Uncle Little Wolf's arm crossbow that day, I think it is Guan Yu's regeneration, and an arrow at close range can solve it, and the kind of situation that Mr. said in the book that the Great Song Dynasty does not exist anymore."

"You didn't come up with it! Has anyone told you about this? ”

Shen Kuo raised his head and said, "It was Wu Pan who pestered Grandpa Hu and asked, and he told us that the old man was so annoying." ”

Lu Zifei said approvingly: "Yes! The outcome of a war is not something that can be controlled by one person, the people of the Han Dynasty advocated the idea of individual heroes, and the Song Dynasty, in turn, was that the Wenchen looked down on the generals, so you see that the status of the generals is not high. ”

The three masters and apprentices lived carefree life on Lishan for more than a month, Lu Zifei and Shen Kuo were very satisfied with this kind of life, the only dissatisfaction was Wu Pan, they got up when they smelled chickens, ate, read, and went into the mountains to pick game.

Studying plants that have never been seen, the two disciples are bored and Lu Zifei tells them some strange things, or the books they are interested in, martial arts, history, world history, and life is very fulfilling.

"Master, Have Your Letter"

The words on the envelope looked like they were written by a girl, and Juanxiu's small letters were written by Lu Hanzhang, and the first sentence of opening the letter was full of naughtiness, 'Do you forget me after eating and wiping it clean, or because there are too many women around you, you still don't know who I am!' Guess what, there's a reward for guessing. ’

Among the girls I know, you are probably the only one who talks to me like this, and suddenly a year has passed, and the little girl is peeping at the wolves in Daliao, I don't know what happened, and I think that I should be more and more generous at the age of fifteen, how can I be so beastly.

The footsteps of the Great Song Dynasty reform are still advancing, Li Yuanhao found a woman in the bedroom of Empress Yeli who made his heart move, Yelu Zongzhen is deliberately trying to improve his prestige in the tribe, the wolf king made of glass is now a symbol of his supreme authority, Li Yuanhao is getting more and more inches, he can't stand it for a moment.

"Xiao Hui is the marshal of the left road, Yelu Chongyuan is the marshal of the Chinese army, Xiao Xiaoyou is the marshal of the right road, I personally sit in the rear of the Chinese army, divide the troops into three routes, raise 100,000 troops, set out from Yunzhou, attack Western Xia, Li Yuanhao, the villain who is left and right, I want him to know who is the master of the entire north."

Yelu Zongzhen's words set the tone for this crusade against Western Xia, he originally wanted not to let Yelu Chongyuan go, but after thinking about it, he took advantage of the lack of talent around his mother to seize the throne, he was not in Dadu, and he was blocked by his younger brother and couldn't come back, so he put Yelu Chongyuan under his nose, and I am not afraid of what moths you want to make.

Yelu Chongyuan didn't care about his brother's words, he told his brother back then, saying that his mother was going to abolish his throne, and his brother has always been very grateful to himself in that matter, and even once got drunk and said that he would pass the throne to him after a hundred years, and he is now a very human minister, and he is nothing worse than the throne.

"Father, why did you agree to your uncle to send troops, he wanted to consume our strength when attacking Western Xia, can't you see that it is so obvious to the emperor? If you refuse, I think my uncle will agree to you. ”

Yelu Chongyuan said: "You must agree, your blatant refusal is Sima Zhao's heart, passers-by know, have you been to your grandmother's recently, it's okay to go for a walk, her old man is usually lonely in the palace alone." ”

Jerunerugu said: "I went, every time I went, it was like that, saying that my uncle was not in the right position, and I said that you should help my father!" She looked mysterious again, and I didn't dare to go to her palace now, and I was panicked when I went in. ”

"What nonsense are you talking about? She is your grandmother, when I was a child, she loved me the most, she loved you more than the prince, you are not satisfied, let you go is to make her old man happy, you can't do this little thing well and still want to plot a big thing? ”

"Didn't I go to King Xiao's house more diligently recently? When I bring Guanyin to my tent, our family's power will increase greatly, this deal is too cost-effective, the prince's idiot still wants to fight with me, and my father will not follow me on this expedition. ”

Yelu Chongyuan asked, "Don't you want to go to what you are doing, go back to Beijing?" ”

Yelu Nerugu said: "Of course, I stayed in Dadu to accompany Guanyin, King Xiao also went out with the royal car, Guanyin alone in Dadu didn't give Yelu Hongji a chance, I will go first, father, you can transfer troops!" ”

Yelu Chongyuan didn't want to think about that position, thinking about it day and night! Now there is no chance of winning in the army, although the elder brother is not supported by the tribe, but the troops in his hands are beyond his reach, his son's move is good, Xiao Hui has won it to increase the chances of winning by at least two percent, think about his cousin of the prince, it is indeed a straw bag.

Xiao Guanyin looked at the clown-like Yelu Hongji and wanted to laugh, a dignified prince, the only heir of Da Liao in the future, actually dressed in women's clothes to make himself laugh like a shepherdess, vulgar, vulgar, without a little cultural connotation.

"Sister Guanyin, I learned like that! I've learned this for you for a long time. ”

Xiao Guanyin said: "I don't want to watch this today, I want to fly a kite, will you make a kite?" ”

Yelu Hongji asked the people around him: "What is a kite, which of you will make it, why don't you hurry up and make one for me, didn't you hear the words of Sister Guanyin?" What a bunch of dog minions. ”

A young man with an eagle on his arm and a mink on April Day asked, "Your Royal Highness the Prince, what is a kite!" ”

Yelu Hongji didn't know what the kite was, he looked at Xiao Guanyin, Xiao Guanyin said: "You guys are really stupid, the kite is a paper kite!" I'm going to make a very big, very big. ”

"Sister Guanyin, we Daliao people don't let paper kites go! Look at Hai Dongqing on Basler's arm, or I'll let Basler show you an eagle catching a rabbit, his eagle is the most powerful among us. ”

Basler is a buddy in ermine, hearing Yelu Hongji's praise, in order to let Xiao Guanyin see more clearly, he deliberately brought the eagle closer, Xiao Guanyin said with disgust: "Take this beast away, don't let the dirty things on its body fall on me, disgusting to death." ”

"Prince, what kind of dress are you wearing and want to herd sheep? Tsk, is this what has become popular in most of the cities lately? I'll help you get more publicity when I get back home, it's so fashionable that I have to ask the artist to draw it for you. Yelu Nerugu said in a strange way.

Yelu Hongji wants to die, this ugly state was known by his father and was scolded again, this Yelu Nerugu is really ghostly, he likes to grab things with himself since he was a child, he has become a prince, he is not restrained at all, one day I will finally want you to look good, Yelu Hongji said through gritted teeth in his heart.

The fool is gone, Yelu Nerugu is overjoyed, Xiao Guanyin said: "I have seen the king of Anding"

"We don't need to be so polite between us, you can call me Brother Yelu."

Xiao Guanyin said: "There is a difference between respect and inferiority, the king of the county should not make fun of me." ”

Jerunerugu said, "O Guanyin! You went out last year and came back with a veil, are you sick? ”

"Yes! I had a strange disease in Nanjing, so I had to wear a veil. ”

"That's fine, don't you like to read Han books? I've been paying attention to you, and Mo Xuan has a new batch of books. ”

Xiao Guanyin said excitedly: "Really! ”