The Western Capital is in a Hurry Chapter 19: Be a little expert in death

"Lord Young Eunuch, please get up, this matter is because of Li Jin, and it will definitely not involve Lord Young Eunuch."

"Thank you, the princess, for remembering the lower official."

"I've seen it, so I won't trouble the young eunuch."

When Pu Wen saw that Li Jin was leaving, he hurriedly bowed and saluted, "Congratulations to Her Royal Highness the Princess." ”

Back in the carriage, Si Qianru was still acting as a groom, responsible for driving the carriage, she looked at Liang Zhou and asked, "How do you know the salt making process?" ”

Liang Zhou said stinkily: "We have a famous saying, called learning mathematics, physics and chemistry, and you are not afraid to go all over the world. ”

"Compare it to what?"

"It's like Guan Gong dancing with a big knife in front of him, and Lu Ban with a sledgehammer in front of his door."

Li Jin asked: "Lu Ban is talking about the descendants of the public loser, right?" Who is this Guan Gong? For you to hold him in high esteem so much? ”

Liang Zhou turned sideways and said: "The Huarong Dao that Princess Qinghe did in Princess Liqinghe's mansion yesterday is the story of Guan Yu and Prime Minister Cao Cheng, haven't you heard it?" ”

Si Qianru snorted coldly and said, "Don't say that it's my dynasty, even if there is no prime minister in history, I'm afraid you made it up to coax people, right?" ”

Liang Zhou snorted and said, "What am I coaxing you for?" Do I make money? ”

Li Jin said: "Liang Zhou doesn't know which foreigner he is, and it is not surprising that he is not familiar with history, and maybe they have a prime minister there." ”

"Don't make a fuss, you say there is no prime minister? Then what are you Shangshu shooting left and right? Isn't that the prime minister? ”

Si Qianru rewarded Liang Zhou with a slap and said, "That's the commander-in-chief of the six departments, how can he be the prime minister?" ”

"Woman, I've put up with you for a long time! I tell you, if you dare to hit me again! I'll just ......"

"How?"

Liang Zhou shrunk his neck and said, "Do you know that I'm addicted?" ”

Si Qianru snorted disdainfully.

Li Jin smiled and said: "Liang Zhou said this, in fact, there is no problem, there have been official positions of the three dukes in history, which is equivalent to the head of our six departments, and is in charge of things in the court, but later the old dynasty had a great emperor, he is not only cold-blooded and ruthless, but also does not think about the friendship between the monarch and the minister, the three dukes take office today, and it is not uncommon for them to be dismissed tomorrow, and the three dukes were completely reduced to idle posts in his time." ”

"Listen, listen, see how knowledgeable our princess is, and look at you!"

Si Qianru said angrily: "What's wrong with me? ”

Liang Zhou gave a thumbs up and said, "I admire people like you the most, who are used to convincing people with virtue." ”

"Hehehehe, look, our eldest son of Liang is also someone who can control it."

"Mama Gui, don't go online, I'm just letting her go in line with the principle that good men don't fight with women."

Li Jin quipped: "Even if you want to fight, you can't beat her, her master is a fairy of the Yue Nu Sword Man." ”

"Yue Nu Sword? Isn't that a beauty sword? Just her? I'm going to do it. ”

"You dare to look down on my master's swordsmanship?"

"Nope! The younger brother is extremely admired. ”

Si Qianru said unrelentingly: "I look at your expression, where is half a point of respect?" It's clearly a mockery! ”

"I am born and die, you see that I am staring at you now, I am actually stunned by your beauty."

"You? I didn't believe a word of truth in my mouth. ”

"I don't believe it either."

"Hehe, the slave doesn't believe it either."

Liang Zhou was speechless, spread his hands, and said: "You guys are too much, it was originally a one-to-one draw, but now it's three to one, it's not fair." But for what I just said, to be honest, I don't believe it either. ”

"You're going to die!"

Si Qianru propped up on the wheel with one hand, exerted force at the waist, stretched out and kicked Liang Zhou's body, Liang Zhou was defenseless, and suddenly threw himself into the carriage and threw Li Jin into the carriage.

Li Jin sighed, and Mama Gui hurriedly shouted: "Stop, you frizzy child, look at the princess!" ”

Si Qianru pulled the reins, stopped the carriage, reached out and pulled up the curtain, dragged out Liang Zhou, who was lying there and pretended to be dead, and threw it on the ground, but Liang Zhou, who fell to the ground, didn't snort, just hit the ground with his face, and saw Si Qianru stunned.

"Qianru! What are you doing? ”

Li Jin's voice came out, which woke Si Qianru up, and when she quickly jumped out of the carriage and came to look, she realized that she had just pushed too hard and kicked Liang Zhou's wound, and he fainted in pain.

"I thought you were taking advantage of the princess, but I didn't expect you to be so weak, just like that, you fainted? Heh, you're a gentleman too? ”

"What are you talking about there, how is Liang Zhou Gongzi?"

"I can't die, I'm fainting."

Mama Gui complained: "You are not as good as this Liang Zhou, although people quarrel with you, they have never done anything, how can you be like you?" Even a man who beats and sharpens at every turn, and the man who beats with iron can't stand you, let alone a weak scholar? ”

"Mama! He said that about me, and you still helped him! ”

Li Jin opened his mouth and said: "Mama Gui has already taught Liang Yiyi a lesson before, and she is also biased in favor of you, but your shot is too heavy, and he is still injured, won't you make him hurt more than injured this time?" ”

"Who called him a!"

"What now? The person is unconscious, how to bring it back? ”

Si Qianru grinned and said, "Whatever he is." ”

Li Jin said angrily: "It's nonsense, it's on the wheelboard, you take care of it on the road." ”

"This man comes and goes, I ......"

"So what do you say? Vacate the carriage to him, and I drink the northwest wind outside with the princess and you? ”

Si Qianru struggled for a long time, but finally gave in, she put Liang Zhou in the carriage, let his head rest on her thigh, blushed, gritted her teeth, whipped the two innocent horses fiercely, and returned to the princess's mansion as fast as possible.

At ten o'clock at noon, Liang Zhou smelled the fragrance and got up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Xiao Bun holding a fragrant chicken leg dangling in front of his nose.

"Yikes!"

Li Lining saw that Liang Zhou shamelessly bit the chicken leg in his hand in his mouth, and wanted to tease him, but who wanted to lose a chicken leg.

"Stinky Liang Zhou, you give me back my chicken legs, I haven't eaten them yet!"

Liang Zhou turned his head, took the chicken leg in Li Lining's hand away, sat up and ate beside him, and said, "Don't you know how shameless it is to feed people while sleeping?" What if I can't resist this temptation and gain weight? Do you pay me? ”

"Huh? If you're fat, you're fat, are big men still afraid of being fat? ”

Liang Zhou licked his fingers and said, "You don't know this, do you?" Look at the pig, the chicken, the rabbit, which one is not the one who picks the fat and kills it first? If you eat too fat, you will inevitably be stabbed first. ”

Li Lining exclaimed and hurriedly ran out.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, those are all livestock, we are people, how can we compare with them?"

Liang Zhou poked his head out of the couch when he heard the sound and found Li Jinzheng sitting at a low table in his room with his back to him.

"Princess, you respect me, I'm a big man, you always run to me, is it really good?"

"Look, look, Liang Zhou Gongzi started to laugh at the princess again, I said that he is not a character who stops."

"Huh? Mama Gui is also there? ”

"And me!"

Liang Zhou shrank his neck when he heard this voice, and said, "Which way is the immortal spirit, quickly accept this demon!" ”

Si Qianru snorted and said, "Princess, look at him, do you still blame me for tossing him?" He did it on himself! ”

Li Jin couldn't help but smile: "It's better for you to see each other less, just at noon, your father sent someone to ask, why don't you go home first to accompany him?" ”

Si Qianru twisted her body and said, "Don't go!" He would nag me with my mother, and he would be annoyed. ”

Li Jin sighed and said, "You are not like me who has a disability, you are an eighteen-year-old girl, how can you not let your parents be anxious." ”

Liang Zhou walked over with a smile and said, "Yo, being urged to get married, it's normal, just get used to it." ”

"Shut up!"

Si Qianru raised her fist at Liang Zhou, Liang Zhou pursed her lips and said, "What a happy thing it is to have a father and mother in pain?" Unlike me, I am the only one in the nine clans, and I am really one person who feeds the whole family and is not hungry. ”

Li Jindao: "You can think about your own affairs, since Liang Zhou is awake, let's go to work." ”

Liang Zhougang stuffed a piece of pastry into his mouth, and when he heard this, he opened his mouth and asked, "What kind of work?" It's a pity that there are too many pastries in his mouth, and he sprays all the pastry dregs with one mouth, and he can see that Si Qianru directly pushed a plate of pastries in front of him.

Liang Zhou picked up another piece and held it up, and gestured to Si Qianru: "Thank you." ”

Li Jin naturally saw this scene, she didn't say anything, and said: "I just saw the salt making workshop in the morning, isn't it to make salt?" If you need anything, I'll ask someone to prepare it for you. ”

Liang Zhou rubbed his hands on his buttocks and said, "Prepare some yellow and black brine, take a bucket of fresh soybean milk, find iron to help make a fire, and Dadari to cook salt." ”

Li Jindao: "You will make a call, Mama Gui, you take my name sticker to Shaofu, and get back all the things you need to do it, quickly." ”

"Crooked, isn't it not digging the foot of the Shaofu wall?"

Li Jin turned his head to look at Liang Zhou, "If you don't go to Shaofu, then you tell me, where can you prepare the things you want so quickly?" ”

"Stupid, find a workshop that sells tofu and give him some money, he won't be happy to give you something."

Li Jinqi said: "What is tofu? Qianru, you know what? ”

Si Qianru shook her head and said, "I haven't heard of it." ”

Liang Zhou laughed and said, "Haven't you heard of tofu? Don't tell me you haven't eaten this, hasn't Aunt Li ever made it for you? ”

Li Jin and Si Qianru shook their heads together.

Liang Zhou was stunned, it can't be that he doesn't even have tofu, right? "Are you sure you haven't eaten tofu?"

Li Jin said to Si Qianru: "Qianru, you go and ask Aunt Li to see if she knows?" ”

As soon as Li Lining heard that she was going to the kitchen, she immediately climbed down from Liang Zhou's couch and said, "Si'er, wait for me, I'm going too." ”

Si Qianru snorted and said, "Little bun, how many times have I told you, don't call me Si'er!" I want to call the fourth sister! ”

Li Lining tilted her head and asked, "Auntie can call, why can't I call?" ”

Li Jindao: "Little bun, this is your fourth sister's milk name, her mother naturally called it, if you call it, wouldn't it be big or small, and mess up the rules?" ”

Liang Zhou smiled heartlessly: "Si'er, Si'er? Okay, little bun, called, called, isn't the name just for people? Isn't it, Si'er? ”

Si Qianru clenched her fists, raised her eyebrows, and said coldly: "Liang Zhou thief, take your life!" ”

Liang Zhou quickly dodged and squatted behind Li Jin, and said urgently: "Princess save me!" ”