"Forehead ......"

Jia Weixian looked at Zong Xiu dumbfounded, is this new boss also proficient in tongue debate?

In the ancient court, there were soldiers, Confucianism, law, agriculture, miscellaneous, and so on...... The distinction between factions is clear.

It is a unique group of strategists, mainly engaged in political and diplomatic activities during the Warring States Period, and is one of the "Nine Streams and Ten Families".

Honglu Temple shoulders the responsibility of reception and diplomacy, most of the officials in it are born in the same vein of the vertical and horizontal family, deeply contain the way of tongue debate, powerful can tongue lotus flower, up and down the mouth can be touched to reverse black and white, said that the white horse is not a horse.

However, there are few people in the vertical and horizontal lineage, and Jia Weixian has never heard of anyone in the faction teaching 'Zong Xiu'.

But what Zong Xiu said was true, and even Li Chengqian echoed: "Since the master speaks, I will be the green leaf of the foil for a while, and watch the master perform." ”

"No problem, isn't it just a negotiation, I'm clear."

Zong Xiu responded aggressively, Jia Weixian and Lu Yuting glanced at each other, and they both saw deep worry in each other's eyes.

The two of them are the old men of Honglu Temple, so they naturally understand what the 'Tuyuhun Mission' is saying about this time.

To put it bluntly, this negotiation is very likely to trigger a war between the two countries, and if one is not handled well, His Majesty will definitely blame it.

The banquet hall is huge, bounded by the main entrance, and dozens of small wooden tables are placed in the east and west, and at this moment, more than a dozen Tuyuhun envoys are already sitting in it, and even Wang Nuo, who led the envoy to the Tang Dynasty last time, is also there.

As soon as Li Chengqian came, Tuyuhun's envoy got up and saluted in a fake manner, but his face was not very good-looking, especially when he saw that Zong Xiu was also there, Wang Nuo's eyes looked like he was going to eat people.

After Li Chengqian sat down in the main seat in the middle, and Zong Xiu and a group of Honglu Temple officials took their seats in order according to their grades, Wang Nuo took the lead in getting up and shouting.

"Prince of the Tang Dynasty, I came on the orders of the Khan, just to ask for an explanation. Last time, the official went to the Tang Dynasty, but he was framed by the villain, not only did the marriage proposal fail, but he was also beaten for nothing. My lord was furious, saying that this matter was insulting to the national body, could it be that after entering Kyushu, Datang really thought that after entering Kyushu, he would not be able to take our other countries in his eyes? ”

Wang Nuo's words are sharp, and when he comes up, he raises the matter of 'being beaten' to the level of 'country to country'.

Jia Weixian was about to speak, but Li Chengqian waved his hand: "Wang Nuo, I remember that it was your guards who robbed my Tang boy's money first." Coincidentally, the child's owner is now Honglu Siqing, and he is also one of the Tang officials who entertain you today. Now that we've talked about it, why don't you two confront each other face to face? ”

As soon as the words fell, Zong Xiu had already gotten up: "Wang Nuo Xuan, your guards injured my newspaper seller and robbed them on the street, and you dare to ask for an explanation for such an act, it's really shameful." ”

"Zong Xiu! Let's just talk about things. Even if my guards hurt children and rob money, you can come to me and I will punish you. But you privately led people to beat up, and reversed black and white in front of the Tang Dynasty, and killed them in vain, right? ”

Wang Nuo shouted loudly: "As the old saying goes, the two countries are at war, and they don't kill them." As an envoy of Tuyuhun, I have made a big mistake, and I should deal with it if I want to kill the blame. You hurt them to die in a foreign land, but it constitutes an insult to me? ”

"Haha, you also said that the two countries will not fight each other! I think they were killed with a rod! ”

Jong so laughed.

"Do you understand the cane? Killing with a rod is not beheading, but our Majesty is abiding by the ancient precepts and saving face for you. Therefore, it was the rod that killed a few thieves who blocked the road and robbed, how did it become an insult in your mouth? ”

"However, they are also my Tuyuhun people, the Tang Dynasty Son Yue Yu Dai, with the Tang Dynasty law to kill my Tuyuhun people, my lord is angry."

"Tut-tut, then your Murong Khan's temperament is too small. But after the death of a few morally degraded Xiaoxiao, he was furious? And let you come all the way to Datang to ask for an explanation? Obediently, this is a typical pro-villain and far away virtuous minister. ”

Zong Xiu pretended to be surprised and shouted, and when he was finished, he shook his head and persuaded: "Wang Nuo Xuan, if I were you, I would definitely not come, but I was thinking about how to persuade my own saint to correct the audio-visual." If you casually kill a few Xiaoxiao who ruined their own image outside, they will be furious, and even send people to hold them accountable regardless of their face, then I am afraid that they will not be far from the death of the country. ”

"You...... How dare you, yellow-mouthed boy, do this...... Such a blasphemy against my Khan! ”

Wang Nuo gritted his teeth angrily, Jia Weixian and Lu Yuting, as well as a kind of Honglu Temple Qing officials, frowned even more.

It's negotiations!

Do you negotiate like that?

came up and scolded him back, and scolded Murong Shun for being a faint king. Doesn't this exacerbate the contradictions and force others to start wars?

After all, if someone dies, let's comfort a few words, and then lose a few dollars without pain, and this matter will pass. It's better than provoking a war between the two countries and costing the people and money.

However, Zong Xiu didn't notice Jia Weixian and Lu Yuting's faces at all, and still shouted with a grin: "Isn't what I said right? You are envoys, representing the image of Tuyuhun. Come to my Datang, you should obey the laws of my Datang, instead of doing whatever you want just because you are an envoy? ”

Zong Xiu's mouth was like a machine gun, chattering non-stop, not giving Wang Nuo a chance to open his mouth at all.

"If the envoy's crime is not punished, does that mean that one day the official is short of money, he can lead his subordinates to your Tuyuhun to block the road and rob in the name of the envoy?"

"You just say it's not right!"

"As long as you dare to nod your head today, the official will immediately kneel down and admit his mistake, and tomorrow he will start to send the Holy Envoy Tuguhun."

"Don't worry, I won't be bringing too many people. Thousands of people, city by city. robbed happily, maybe killed a few people. ”

"Tsk, Wang Nuo Karma, why don't you speak? Why is your face still red? ”

"Aren't you here to be held accountable? The officer admits that he beat your guard and that he did it. As long as you nod your head, I will not only kneel down and admit my mistakes, but also compensate them for the settling-in expenses, and give you all the face. ”

"Cut, if you kowtow and lose some money, you can grab a thousand times and come back, what a good deal."

"Wang Nuo Karma, you are talking."

Zong Xiu's words were sharp, Wang Nuo's breath was 'snorting', and the Tuyuhun envoys behind him were also red-faced, scolding Zong Xiu.

"What a Honglu Temple, it turns black and white upside down so much."

"Not only does it reverse black and white, but it also dares to threaten us. Don't you put me in your eyes? ”

"Datang is known as the state of etiquette, how can you raise a shameless villain like you."

"Zong Xiu, do you really think that sophistry will do the trick? You led people to beat up the guards of my Tuyuhun Mission, and caused them to die in a foreign land, but it is not a few words of sophistry that can be vaguely passed. ”

"My lord is furious, if Datang doesn't give an explanation today, then he can only meet each other!"

"That's right! Meet on the battleground! Wang Nuo shouted loudly: "Before I waited, my lord had already placed millions of soldiers on the border, if the emperor of the Tang Dynasty did not give an explanation, the million iron horses moved in an instant." ”

"Shhh...... Millions of Iron Riders? ”

Jia Weixian and Lu Yuting gasped, and even Li Chengqian changed color.

Is war coming?

"Bang!"

Zong Xiu kicked over the small wooden table in front of him, stepped on the overturned wooden table, and at the same time rolled up his sleeves, pointed at Wang Nuo's nose and scolded.

"How can you really blow it, and pay Chen Bing millions? Damn, what do you think you Tuyuhun are? Can a small country still make up an army of millions? ”

"I don't brag and don't make drafts, why do you dare to brag about anything when you touch it. Do you know how many people are in the million-strong army? Do you know how long it takes to mobilize a million-strong army? ”

Zong Xiu's sudden action startled everyone, and even Li Chengqian was confused by this posture: What's the situation? Could it be that Master Feizong negotiated with the talks, and when it comes to the depths, can he still do it?

Zong Xiu scolded Zhenghuan, who noticed the expressions of the people around him, and shouted to himself: "It's my Heavenly Empire, and it will take half a year to mobilize a million troops at the earliest." ”

"Do you really dare to brag, from the last time you went back to the present, but more than a month, your million-strong army has flown to the border?"

"Or do you Tuyuhun have long had a heart of disobedience, and under the guise of sending an envoy to ask for relatives, you secretly mobilized the army and plotted against my Datang?"

A big hat was buttoned down, and Wang Nuo's face turned white: "You! You are untrustworthy, and our lord has no intention of fighting with the Tang Dynasty. ”

"None? Didn't you just say that the million-strong army Chen soldiers border? ”

Zong Xiu's words were aggressive, pressing step by step.

Wang Nuo's bowl opened his mouth, wanting to explain but not knowing how to explain. After all, this is a negotiation between the two countries, and Tuyuhun just wants to ask for some benefits.

Negotiations, who doesn't say it's big, it's powerful?

But negotiation is also 'talking'. I said a million-strong army, you are not afraid to shout a few words, let's sit down and talk about it again, and finally use the 'results of negotiations' to 'extinguish' this military disaster. When the time comes, I will lose the advantage, and you will also win the reputation of 'a soldier who surrenders without a fight'.

It's good for you to come up and buckle the big hats one after another, not according to the routine at all.

Wang Nuo's bowl is indeed bragging, Tuyuhun really wants to have an army of millions, how can he still think of ways to marry the Tang Dynasty, he has already sent troops to attack.

However, the cow has been blown out, and it is not appropriate to take it back on its own.

Wang Nuo's bowl trembled and pointed at Zong Xiu: "Huangkou Xiaoer, this official disdains you to talk about it!" ”

Zong Xiu grinned: "If you don't talk to me, who do you want to talk to?" Lao Tzu is Honglu Temple! In addition to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince here, it is Lao Tzu who is the biggest! What, do you still want His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to negotiate with you? What the hell, and don't look at your identity! Just like you Murong Shun, you want to be our Majesty's son-in-law, at best, you are at the same level as our Royal Highness the Crown Prince. ”

"Do you want to talk to our prince? Okay, let you Murong Shun Khan come over. He is only qualified to talk to our prince when he comes. Tsk, but even if he comes, he must first call our Royal Highness the Crown Prince a nice sound. Does the brother-in-law know? Let him shout 'brother-in-law', and our Royal Highness the Crown Prince may consider talking to him." ”

"You, you...... You kid messing around. Wang Nuo's face was pale.

Zong Xiu rolled his eyes, and suddenly scolded: "Trash! ”

"What did you say!" Wang Nuo asked the bowl.

Zong Xiu scolded again: "Trash! ”

Although Wang Nuo didn't know what "garbage" was, he could hear it, Zong Xiu was scolding him, and he was instantly furious: "You dare to scold me." ”

"Trash! Litter! Litter! ”

scolded three garbage in a row, still in front of the officials of the two countries, Wang Nuo couldn't help it no matter how good his temper was, so he picked up the fruit plate on the table in front of him and threw it over: "Bastard, you dare to humiliate me one after another." ”

The two of them are not far away, Wang Nuo is a Hu person, and he has great strength.

This smash just hit Zong Xiu's head.

Even the plate with fruit, smashed Zong Xiu's head was dizzy, and he sat on the ground with a 'poof'.

Li Chengqian got up suddenly, and his face was gloomy: "Wang Nuo, as an envoy, you dare to hurt my Tang Dynasty official." ”

Jia Weixian, Lu Yuting, and the officials of Honglu Temple were also angry, and they said in their hearts: Even if my family official speaks disrespectfully, you scold it back, and dare to do it, is it really good to bully us when we are in the Tang Dynasty?

Zong Xiu was even more desperate, sat on the ground and was dizzy for a while, grabbed the plate next to him and threw it over: "Damn, the small country of the projectile dares to be presumptuous in my Datang, give you face?" ”

Zong Xiu threw it casually and smashed it into the Tuyuhun envoy behind Wang Nuo's bowl.

The envoy had already held back the anger in his stomach, and after being smashed, he subconsciously grabbed something on the table and smashed it over, just in the face of Jia Weixian, who went to help Zongxiu.

"You dare to smash me!"

Jia Weixian is also on fire.

Zong Xiu got up and roared: "What are you still doing, call me!" ”

"Hit! Kill them! Jia Weixian felt that he had lost face, he was the Shaoqing of Honglu Temple, and he was humiliated by Hu Ren in front of his colleagues, how not to be angry.

At the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, the literati were still martial, and they were useless unlike the scholars of later generations.

Although it is now a negotiation, the literati want to save face.

Jia Weixian grabbed the fruit plate on the table and smashed it, and the other Honglu Temple officials next to him also caught something and smashed it when they saw their superiors doing it.

For a while, the scene was chaotic, and the Tuyuhun envoy on the opposite side was smashed and screamed, not to be outdone, and even picked up the table directly.

Zong Xiule was happy: "You still dare to the guy?" ”

Before Lu Yuting became Xielulang, he was a military general, and when he saw that someone on the other side was using the table as a weapon, he yelled: "Oh, dare to guys? Watch me split Huashan! ”

After speaking, Lu Yuting grabbed the bench and rushed over, replacing the knife with the stool, holding the bench legs with both hands, and slashing vigorously.

'Bang'

The collision of force and force made a loud noise, and the Hu man fell to the ground with the table.

Wang Nuo is stupid, the form is changing too quickly, and it is no longer within his control. He didn't expect that throwing a fruit bowl would cause such a 'tragedy'.

In the banquet hall, as Lu Yuting rushed out, the officials of the two countries were in a mess, and any seats and benches were used as weapons, and they didn't care about talking about it, anyway, they would fight when they saw someone.

Li Chengqian sat on the main seat and was stunned: It turns out that the negotiation is like this, but it is hard work for the officials of Honglu Temple, who were not less injured for our Datang when they negotiated with other countries. It seems that I want to report to my father and the emperor when I go back, ask for a reward for them, and comfort the injured heroes.

Everyone in the hall was screaming, and the guards outside had already heard the sound, but without the prince's summons, no one dared to go in, so they could only be in a hurry outside.

"Hit, kill this guy with a mouth full of."

Zong Xiu took advantage of the chaos to shovel down Wang Nuo's bowl, and then stepped on it.

Those Honglu Temple officials who were fighting with the Tuyuhun envoys got the order and rushed over again.

His own officials were beaten, and the Tuyuhun envoys didn't do it.

"Hugh wants to hurt my family's superiors."

"Brothers, it's that yellow-mouthed boy who sows discord, tells right and wrong, and kills him first."

"Up!"

Lu Yuting even used his bench legs to block in front of Zong Xiu, and shouted loudly: "I want to hurt my lord, and pass this level." ”

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