Chapter 021 Believe it or not, brother fooled you
Chapter 021 Believe it or not, brother fooled you
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Dare to ask Liu Hanshao why he can cry like a spring of tears and cry heartily? Standing on the edge of the cliff, keep your eyes open, the wind blows like this, and only those who can not shed tears are really capable!
"Although I am not talented, I also have the heart to save the country from danger, save the people from fire and water, return the country to peace, and return the people to their health! However, he was lonely and struggling. Therefore, I beg ......"
Wang Yue Tongyuan, looking at each other in shock, never expected that His Royal Highness Shihou, who was a little bigger and had no proper shape, would have the ambition of the world and the good thoughts of the people. Unable to allow them to think too much, Liu Hanshao walked back to the table quickly, suddenly knelt on his knees, bowed his head and bowed, with strength in sorrow and determination in crying.
"I beg the two masters to help me!"
"Shi Hou must not be like this, the old man can't afford it, he can't afford it......"
"Your Highness, please get up quickly, don't torture the old again, hey...... Shame me, shame me......"
Wang Yue Tongyuan panicked and helped Liu Hanshao, and when he saw that he insisted on refusing to get up, he hurriedly kept kowtowing and saluting. Just when the two "standing gods" were about to turn into kowtow worms, they heard Liu Hanshao say righteously and awe-inspiringly: "The two masters don't have to be too humble, I worship this not for myself, but for my country and my people." Both of them are heroes in the world, and at this time when the country is in danger and the people are in trouble, they should stand up and be the best! Give me back a bright and sunny man, and return this thousands of miles of rivers and mountains to a quiet and peaceful! ”
As soon as the words fell, Liu Hanshao waved his little arms and waved his wide sleeves like a flag. With Liu Hanshao's guidance, everyone saw the mountains and mountains, saw the clouds surging, and saw the farther and more vast places on the horizon...... Liu Hanshao in front of him seemed to have disappeared, he had become a mountain, a turning cloud, and a stirring pride in their hearts.
Whether it is Tong Yuan or Wang Yue, they are all unambitious people. The thing "Chi" itself is not big or small, nor is it high or low, and "I want to sleep with the beautiful girl" and "I want to watch the sunrise with the beautiful girl" are just different words. Tong Yuan wants to live honestly, but the world is not good and he can't be stable, so he hates thieves, but he hates officials even more; Wang Yue wanted to be prominent in martial arts, but his name was already famous, and in the eyes of the official eunuchs, he was always a lowly martial artist, so he despised those eunuchs, but he wanted to make friends and did not dare to offend.
However, when "ambition" is injected into other things, such as "high, big, noble, great, light, and positive", it immediately has a distinction between large and small, and becomes ambition, ideal, and ambition. As the saying goes, "will, will, also, from the heart." ”
What about Liu Hanshao?
Liu Hanshao's ambition in his previous life was to become a small family with her, live a small life, go to school with the baby during the day, and sleep with her at night. And now the so-called Zhi is to overturn Dong Zhuo's old rough goods and save his own life. But you can't tell such a big truth, because if you tell it, people will laugh at it.
Wang Yue and Tong Yuan are all arrogant people, if they just blindly appreciate, even if they can be in their pockets at the time, they will only become more and more uncontrollable in the future. Moreover, they are different from Cai Yong, no matter how arrogant Cai Yong is a scholar, in the final analysis, he is just a literati scholar, he will coax when he is happy, and if he is unhappy, he will kick aside, ignore it, and he will not be able to turn the sky. And these two are the masters who carry the guys in their hands, and they still want to rely on them to protect their lives! Righteousness and ambition, both pressure and lead, Liu Hanshao's tricks are basically used up, if the effect is still not ideal, do you have to consider finding them a few more little beauties in the future?
The two "standing gods" were stunned for a long time, and they were about to grow old, and they suddenly realized that they were very ridiculous, and their lifelong pursuit was far inferior to the child in front of them. No, he is by no means a child, and in front of him, people can only feel their humility and insignificance. Perhaps, he is really like Shi Daochang said, he is the upper immortal and the lower realm, and he only came to help the world.
"I implore the lord, don't think that Yuan is old and incompetent, Xu Yuan will follow Ji Wei, and saddle before and after the horse."
"The more remnants of the bones are decaying, I am willing to sacrifice to the lord, but I have a life, and I can do everything."
The gentleman reaffirms his promise, and the gentleman exists as a confidant. When the two old men bowed their heads, Liu Hanshao knew that they were not just lowering their heads.
"The two masters are quick and exempt, and they can get the help of the two, I am very fortunate to be Liu Han, I am very fortunate to be a big man, and I am very fortunate to be a people!"
If "Han Shao" is the word he gave himself, according to the standard format of the Han Dynasty, the surname Liu, the name debate, and the character Han Shao. Then others call him Han Shao, the title is correct, but it is more than etiquette, after all, he is the prince and the king; If "Han Shao" is the official title that he deducts for himself, just like "Principal", it is right for others to shout, but how can anyone call himself "Principal Liu"? Therefore, no matter how it is calculated, Liu Hanshao can only call himself "debate", unless he is willing to call himself a lonely widow, but Liu Hanshao does not have the consciousness of "habitual big-tailed wolf", and he never wants to call himself the broken name who always thinks of peeing. Therefore, what seems to be serious is actually nondescript.
Until this time, Liu Hanshao's heart was considered a stone to the ground, it seems that this time it was not in vain, but the whole set of singing and singing, the last fold has to be finished.
"I'm not talented, I implore the two teachers to teach me."
After speaking, he slammed his head on the ground in a proper manner.
The two old men were swept up in the old tears of Liu Hanshao, not to mention the young Wen Ping and Zhao Yun? As early as when Liu Hanshao was giving a sad and passionate speech, they wanted to look up to the sky and howl, if they didn't do something to vent, they were really worried that they would burst. Don't look at Wen Ping, who usually seems to be angry, and doesn't like to talk much, but his heart is bright. Now when I saw Liu Hanshao apprenticed, he knelt down behind his buttocks, and he didn't speak, just kept kowtowing.
The two old men were stunned for a moment, and before they could understand it, Zhao Yun also fell to the ground with a thud and knocked up. It's not that Zhao Yun reacted slower than Wen Ping, it's just that he thought that he had already been Tong Yuan's apprentice, and he could worship again? But as soon as he saw Wang Yue, he thought that the swordsman was really famous, with a light and short sword, he could compete with the master's long and heavy iron spear battle, and he must not miss the opportunity. It's just like that, so it's a little later than Wen Ping.
Originally, Liu Hanshao also planned to wait for himself to squeeze into the door first, and then fool the two old men to accept Wen Ping and Zhao Yun at the same time, after all, he didn't think that he would be a military general who could fight and kill the enemy, and the apprenticeship was to further get close to Wang Yue Tong Yuanyuan, so as to tie them to his side. Now that I see that Zhao Yun is so clever, I can't help but be overjoyed, he really has talent and tacit understanding.
"Hire, excuse me."
As soon as Wang Yue spoke, Liu Hanshao almost burst out laughing. Because Wang Yue didn't even have time to know what Wen Ping's surname was, he just heard Liu Hanshao always shout like this, so he followed suit, and brought a "weird childish pronunciation".
"Then how to do it, the etiquette must not be abolished! Hire, knock hard, kowtow your head. Yun'er, and you, hurry up and meet Master Wang. ”
Liu Hanshao has been pretending to be that for a long time, and at this moment he has already reached the limit, his true nature is exposed, and he commands Wen Ping Zhao Yun to kowtow, completely forgetting that he is also a person who cries and shouts to be an apprentice to others. Ay...... I've already knocked two things just now, one is for the country and the people, and the other is for myself, it's almost done.
So, in this northern mountain, on the top of the nameless hill, the prince of the Han Dynasty completed the most humble apprenticeship, and Liu Hanshao and Wenpin Zhao Yun became brothers. Don't look at Liu Hanshao, the youngest among the three, don't look at Zhao Yun who entered the wall of Tongyuan Gate the earliest, but no one dares to let him be a junior brother, and Zhao Yun also has such an awareness. As a result, Liu Hanshao became a "big wet chest", Wen Ping became a "Senior Brother Sha", and Zhao Yun, the first idol of the Three Kingdoms, could only do two.
"Two masters, Master Wang is famous for his swordsmanship, known as the sword master, this name is very good, and the high-end atmosphere is high-grade. And Tong Lao, with spear skills as respect, it is better to take spear respect in the future, low-key luxury has connotation, and it happens to echo each other with the sword master, how? ”
"Thank you, Han Shao."
No matter how messy Liu Hanshao said, Wang Yue Tongyuan still had to thank him and return the courtesy. Do you really think that if you accept such an apprentice, you can swagger and be a master with Erlang's legs? This is the prince, the future emperor. Brackets, in their hearts, have already decided that only Liu Hanshao can be the emperor. So when Liu Hanshao didn't allow them to call the lord again, from the current situation to the future courtesy of the monarch and ministers, they thought a lot, and it was completely different Liu Hanshao just wanted to think about it.
"Sword Master Wang Yue, Gun Venerable Tong Yuan."
Why does it sound like acting in a martial arts movie?
It's not that he doesn't know that in the novels of his previous life and later life, Tong Yuan's name should be called the God of Guns. But he didn't like the word "god."
Vulgar, vulgar!
The one who knows how to catch a cold is called a miracle doctor, the one who can stop diarrhea is called a miracle medicine, the breath of fire in the mouth is called a miracle power, the trick is called a god man, the one who shoots the arrow is called a god arrow, the person who is stupid and strong is called a god brave, and even women engaged in the special service industry are called god women. It is said that the name of "God" should be a compliment, but boasting and boasting is boundless, and it is worthless.
"Two masters, I want to form the Yanyun Eighteen Cavalry, please ask the two of you to do the teaching, and I will select the best candidates from among the students of our Beibi School. The male baby formed the Yan Eighteen Cavalry, and was taught marksmanship by the Gun Zun, and the female baby formed the Yun Eighteen Cavalry, and was taught swordsmanship by the swordsman, okay? ”
Of course, Tong Yuan had no opinion, but Wang Yue frowned slightly, and asked him to teach a group of female children swordsmanship, but he was not happy. Liu Hanshao also saw Wang Yue's hesitation, and hurriedly explained: "Don't blame the sword master, please think about it carefully, many times, many things, maybe a female baby can be more suitable than a male baby to do, and can do it better." ”
Yes, in the future, when the prince returns to the palace, most of the people who are following Han Shao in front of him will probably not be able to follow anymore, at that time, Han Shao should be surrounded by eunuchs and palace maids, and Han Shao needs cronies who know the roots. The male baby trained by Lao Tong may be the little eunuch in the future, and the one he trained himself must be the palace maid. After a long time, if any of them are valued by Han Shao again and included in the harem, then they will be stained.
Thinking like this, Wang Yue happily took over the errand and became the instructor of Yun Eighteen Cavalry.
Compared with Tong Yuan, Wang Yue still cares a little more, but if Liu Hanshao knows about his careful thoughts, he must be sprayed to death with a mouthful of salt soda. That's my brother's eighteen rides! Take a look around your old man's head, and come out with a little dingding?