Chapter 547: Major Incident (1)
“...... Thank you, thank you very much. Vice Governor Ho Yung-song, Mr. Ting Wai, members of the Council, distinguished guests, dear citizens. The governor's voice was gentle, even after being amplified by the speakers, it still made the listeners feel like a spring breeze. He gracefully made a gesture and then began his inaugural speech.
"I've got an interesting statistic here," the parrot's voice came over the headphones, "and more than five percent of the voters voted for the governor simply because they felt his voice sounded relatable to them." More than 80 per cent of these voters are housewives between the ages of 35 and 50. Interesting, isn't it?"
Snorted, He Mangmu replied disappreciatively: "Isn't it just a middle-aged uncle who happens to cater to the aesthetics of aunts, what's so strange." Besides, if he can fight his way out of the encirclement and ascend to the throne of the governor, he is still quite capable. ”
Now that you have decided to do it, it is natural to make good preparations. There are various information about the life and deeds of this Shen Zhouchang, which has already been sent to her by the parrot. I have to say that this Shen Zhouchang is indeed a promising person, with brains, skills, and bottom lines, and is a qualified politician rather than a politician.
"So that's why you voted for him too?"
"Well, you dead bird must have too much!Alright, I'm going to start getting ready to enter, so I won't talk nonsense with you yet. After hanging up the communication, she adjusted her posture and looked down from the steel beam above the rostrum, and was suddenly illuminated by a large bright reflection, so she had to shrink back with a wooden face and turn on the filter mode.
"One, two, three......" She frowned, she didn't expect that the probability of being crowned among the government officials in Hongmeizhou was so high, it seemed that their work must be very hard.
There is a metal roof that extends more than 10 meters above the rostrum of the Grand Stadium, and there are many lighting devices hanging on it.
Today's weather is a little gloomy, thick gray clouds cover the sky, and it looks like the mountain rain is about to come and the wind is full of buildings. For the sake of the speech effect, a lot of headlights were turned on the ceiling, which made it even more difficult to find He Mang, who was already in a stealth state.
After all, no one can risk being dazzled and staring at a pair of eyes more than ten meters above the ground looking for someone who is almost completely at one with their surroundings.
Having said that, if you can see her existence in this situation, it is probably not a person!
After tossing for a while, Shen Zhouchang's speech below was interrupted by the cheers and applause of the audience no less than ten times, so that he had to wave to the people again and again.
Pursed her lips imperceptibly, she pulled out a thin net from the small bag on her belt, according to the dead bird, this thing could bear at least five tons, and it was no pressure to wrap a person, who knows where a bird got such a thing.
"Then, I'm sorry, Chief Shen, I'm going to take you away!"
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Feeling the enthusiasm of the people and listening to their cheers wave after wave, no matter how profound Shen Wenchen's qi cultivation kung fu was, he couldn't help but feel a little complacent in his heart.
Drunk and lying on the knees of the beauty, wake up and take charge of the world, big husband, when it is!
Clearing his throat, he was about to continue his unfinished speech, when suddenly, the originally noisy crowd seemed to have been pressed to a standstill, and the entire stadium became audible in just a dozen seconds. Almost everyone he could see looked up at the top of his head, and that look should have been shocked.
Maybe it's a second, maybe it's a minute, and a young voice broke this weird silence, "Security, what about security, quick, go and protect Continent Lord!"
Hey, this young man screamed so loudly that his voice was broken, and when he was picked up from behind, Shen Wenchen still had the heart to think of this. It's just that when his feet left the ground and were carried into the sky at a human speed, this slightly chubby man with a height of 1.75 meters and a weight of 150 realized that he had a fear of heights!
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"Say it again, what's wrong with Shen Zhouchang?!" Lu Chao, the chief catcher of Hushan City's patrol yamen, felt that he definitely took his left foot first when he went out today, otherwise how could such a ridiculous thing happen!
The length of a continent was robbed by someone under the noses of tens of thousands of people!
The "Chief ......Head Catcher" was pushed out by his colleagues to report that this little catcher who would definitely set off a bloody storm in the entire Hongmeizhou political arena Liu Zhou wiped the hot sweat on his forehead and said in a low voice: "The TV station happened to be broadcasting live, but the entire hijacking process was broadcast live." The photographer and the director have been controlled by us, but what to do next, you old man has to get an idea. ”
"Look for me to get an idea, ah? You fucking dare to come to Lao Tzu to get an idea? I think it's looking for Lao Tzu to take the blame!"
Angry in his heart, Lu Chao raised his foot and kicked Liu Zhou staggered, "Go out and tell those bunny cubs, now, immediately, immediately, spill all the manpower for me! Find me-"
"Whoever dares to obstruct official business will be taken down on the spot, sent directly to the prison of the patrol yamen, and told them that if they don't find any news within three hours, I will cut them first! Also, let those bed bugs and rats in the gutter move me, this is a fucking deadly thing!"
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After sending Liu Zhou away, Lu Chao sat down on the sofa and covered his face hard.
What is this called?
People sit at home, and the pot comes from the sky, which is probably what he is in now. He just wants to sit in this position for another three years, retire smoothly, and then be elected to the continental parliament as a noble member according to the custom.
It's not like now, maybe the group of black-skinned barbarians from the disciplinary department will break into the door and take it away directly!
Admittedly, there are some inadequacies in the security work, but this has been a practice for decades, who would have thought that such a murderous guy would emerge in such peaceful years!
Even the military's conscription method has been changed to contract soldiers for decades!
After lying down for a few minutes, Lu Chao sat up straight, picked up his phone, hesitated for a moment, and dialed a number that he thought he would never need.
"Hehe, it's Xiaolu, I already know the matter, since you made this call, it seems that you have already made a decision in your heart. ”
The old woman's gentle voice made Lu Chao feel like a snake and scorpion, he clenched the mobile phone, the green tendons on the back of his hand were bursting, and he was afraid that he would crush the mobile phone in the next second, Lu Chao replied hoarsely and slowly: "Help me, I don't want to resign in honor because of this ridiculous sudden incident, and I don't want to be sent to Dongshan Sanatorium!"
"As you wish, young man," the old woman chuckled, and the sound sounded like scratching a wooden plank with her fingernails.
"As for the price, I think you should understand that, right?"
As if having made some difficult decision, Lu Chao nodded, "I know, you'll get those things, I promise." ”
"Well, look forward to our next meeting, young man. ”