Liu Jing opened a bottle of brandy first, and the palace maid filled it for everyone, Wang Hao, Tong Guan and others had never drunk it, and peeked at the official family holding the crystal cup and only taking a small sip, and they all followed the small sip. In the abdomen, a warm flame rose, stretching all over the body, and I suddenly felt that Tongtai was incomparable.

Tong Shumi exhaled a long breath of comfort and sighed: "This life is not in vain. ”

Seeing that the royal brother gave himself a long face, Huizong smiled and said nothing, first took a bite of sea bass, ate it in his mouth and tasted it slowly, and praised: "No fish, extremely delicious, everyone taste it." ”

Only then did everyone get off their chopsticks, take a bite, and praise it.

Huizong wanted to eat blue crabs, but he didn't know how to start, Liu Jing hurriedly took one, took out the crushed crab claws and clamped the big tongs, and put them in a small saucer alone.

Break the crab shell again, remove the crab roe and crab meat into the shell, pour a little balsamic vinegar, and respectfully hand it to Huizong, then take another one and eat it yourself.

Zhao Ji took a delicate spoon, scooped a spoonful and put it in his mouth, immediately closed his eyes intoxicated, tasted it, and said: "The freshest in the world." ”

Liang Shicheng, Wang Huang and Cai You had a lot of eyes, and they flattered one after another: "If it weren't for the meeting between His Majesty and Mr. Heaven, how could mortals like me eat such a gluttonous feast." ”

When Huizong heard this, he was complacent, and immediately feasted with everyone, and after three rounds of wine, he began to chat and talk.

Seeing the wind and rudder, Captain Gao immediately stood up and began to sell his teammates, and said: "Your Majesty, the minister has a confidential matter to report, and Lin Lingsu recently wanted to murder Mr. Liu!" ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked, and Huizong said angrily: "How is that guy going to murder my royal brother, you can tell me quickly!" ”

Gao Yu hurriedly said: "Lin Lingsu because of Mr. Tao's wonderful Taoism, won the favor of His Majesty, but he did not have any real ability, and was increasingly neglected by His Majesty, so he held a grudge, and recently colluded with the chief of the capital to do a 10,000-person land and water conference, and the practice will curse Mr. to death, and he has always consulted with the minister, and the minister admires Mr. How to agree, he will first talk to the snake with the snake, and I came to tell Your Majesty." ”

Huizong's face was clouded, and he asked, "When and where will the puja be held?" ”

"Just across the river, in front of Mr. Liu's house." Gao Yu replied.

Lin Lingsu relied on Zhao Ji's favor and trust, with more than 20,000 disciples in the capital, who had been powerful and blessed for many years, no one took it seriously, and he had long been hated.

Taishi Cai sneered: "Heaven will make it perish, and it will make it crazy, sure enough." ”

Tong Shumi got up and said: "In this way, the old minister will set up an ambush on the left and right here, and then he will exterminate these thieves in one fell swoop!" ”

Seeing that Huizong was about to agree, Liu Jing hurriedly got up and stopped him and said: "You can't be privy, no matter how bad these people are, they will have 10,000 lives, and no matter how they do it, they can't help me." ”

Everyone shook their heads together: "Sir, don't be so merciful, can you just let that guy be a demon." ”

"They can't be on the ground for a few days, haven't you heard that Xiaodao has a bit of a knack for knowing the past and the future." Liu Jing said with a smile.

"That's right, Mr. just gave the old minister a revelation, what will happen to the guys in the future, Mr. tell me quickly." Tong Guan asked with concern, and even Huizong was curious, and asked Mr. Liu to tell him about it quickly.

Liu Jing said unfathomably: "It will rain heavily in the capital within seven days, and you have clothes to dry at home, so it is best to harvest them as soon as possible." ”

"Sir, you're going to ask the Dragon King to drown them?" The villain Wang Huang said.

"No, I have my own way to deal with them when they are demons, and everyone can come to see the excitement when the time comes, and I can only tell Your Majesty about the rain." Invited Huizong aside and whispered.

finished laughing and said: "Your Majesty will see if what Xiaodao says is accurate." ”

Huizong listened, stopped talking, returned to the table with a smile and sat down, everyone didn't dare to ask again, they just said, three days later, look at the gentleman and the demon Dao fighting method, the banquet is over, and they disperse one after another.

When it came to the morning court that day, a civil and military dynasty, did not do anything else, and was discussing the matter of fighting the law, this matter was a big trouble, everyone wanted to see it, and after discussing it for a while, Huizong simply announced the dissolution of the dynasty, and took a cadre of civil and military ministers to enter the Yanfu Palace.

I entered the courtyard of Liu Jing from the back door of Yanfu Palace, and there was a three-story observation tower in the courtyard, and they all went upstairs, and the telescope that Liu Jing bought a few days ago came in handy.

Gao Taiwei wanted to show his merit and led thousands of men and horses to ambush in the courtyard in case of accidents.

Therefore, Lei Jun's Mansion looks calm on the surface, but in fact, it is murderous inside and outside, and Tong Guan has already ambushed people in a secret place outside.

Liu Jing's method of dealing with Lin Lingsu is to spend 260,000 yuan to buy a set of "remote directional strong sound amplification system" in modern times, also known as a tweeter, which is the only artifact to kill square dance aunts in seconds.

There are dozens of groups of batteries that are fully charged, Liu Jing with his minions, came to the river early a long time, installed the battery group and cables, and the two groups of tweeters were first covered with branches, made a pot of tea, and sat there leisurely while eating snacks.

"It's coming, it's coming, you see." With Hou San's shouting, a group of Taoist priests wearing the most gorgeous vestments gathered on the other side of the river in an orderly manner, gathering more and more.

Those people were fully armed, holding all kinds of magic weapons in their hands: peach wood swords, three clear bells, order flags, soul suppression flags, lightning strike wood, copper cymbals, small drums, and a very tacit understanding of the formation.

One person behind, wearing a purple Taoist robe, carrying a sword, and a Dao bone fairy wind, Shi Shiran walked to the middle of the crowd, it was Lin Lingsu.

The people of Tokyo, the favorite to watch the excitement, heard that there is such a fighting meeting, surging in all directions, both sides of the river are crowded, I don't know how many people came, seeing that there are only a few dozen people on Liu Jing's side, I think it will be defeated.

Those who like to bet on the spot open betting, the handicap ratio is one hundred to one, and Liu Jing's side is one.

Lin Lingsu separated everyone, walked to the river, pulled out the sword on his back, pointed at Liu Jing who was sitting there drinking tea, and sneered: "The demon is so courageous, I still have the leisure to drink tea there, but unfortunately I don't have half an hour to live, you bewitch the king, confuse the dynasty, and the deity is today, I will surpass you as a demon with my fellow Daoists!" ”

Liu Jing laughed, picked up a night market loudspeaker on the table, stood up, and shouted at Lin Lingsu: "Lin Daoyou, you have been scourging the people of Tokyo for more than ten years, and you still say that I am a demon, if you really know how to calculate, how can you not know that the good days are coming to an end, you want to destroy me, there are many people who have a hair, can you play basketball!" ”

The voice was very loud, which made Mr. Lin unhappy, and he rushed back to the crowd angrily and shouted: "The way is to overkill him!" ”

On the other side of the river, the Dharma music was played, and the Taoist leaders showed their magical powers, and the group danced the great gods, as if it was a large-scale square dance performance scene.

The spirit banner hunting, the chanting sound came neatly, and sure enough, Liu Jing was upset, and under the anger, he shouted: "Second battalion commander, push out Lao Tzu's Italian cannon!! ”

The two groups of tweeters were lifted off the branches and slowly pushed out, facing the group of Taoist priests who were dancing in the square on the left and right.

Liu Jing turned on the power, adjusted the decibel number to the maximum, and pressed the switch with a wicked smile.

The Taoist leaders on the opposite side were in high spirits, and suddenly a sharp sound came into their ears, and they were suddenly shocked to the point that their internal organs were turned over, their eardrums were bleeding, and they lost their magic weapons in pain, covered their ears, and squatted on the ground and vomited.

The loudspeaker output up to 300 decibels of strong noise, not at all human beings can bear, the opposite bank suddenly chaos, a moment of defeat like a mountain, tens of thousands of Taoist priests, abandoned the magic weapon, covered their ears, stumbled and fled.

Lin Lingsu had some Taoism in the end, vomited for a while, pulled away the hand of a henchman covering his ears, and roared with a gesture: "Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Righteous Law to destroy him!! ”

The henchman understood, took out a Song Dynasty fireworks wrapped in mulberry paper in his arms, waved his hand to his companions, and more than a dozen Taoist chiefs took out one from their arms, struggled to the river, and took out the fire fold to light it.

I spared you, but you always wanted to put me to death, Liu Jing no longer was a farmer who warmed the snake, as soon as he raised his hand, the five Taoist chiefs stood in a row, bowed and raised their guns to fight.

But the sound was shocking, and after two rounds of fighting, more than a dozen henchmen of Lin Lingsu on the opposite side fell to the ground, looking miserable.

There were two Song Dynasty fireworks that had been lit, and they exploded on the spot, popping up a small ball of fire, and a puff of green smoke came out.

Seeing that he was done, Liu Jing turned off the tweeter and waved at the people of Tokyo who were watching the excitement.

The people blew up their nests, and when they saw that Immortal Liu had defeated Lin Lingsu, who was hated by everyone, the cheers resounded in the sky, and they came back to their senses, and rushed to the place where the group of people were doing the law, snatching the discarded magic weapons, and gathered to the corpses of the dozen or so Taoist priests who were already cold, pointing and discussing.

The Huizong monarchs and ministers in the viewing hall watched a rare fighting drama in their lives, and happily played the crown to celebrate, Wang Hao and others exaggeratedly said: "I Di Niang, this is called the Five Thunder Righteous Law, Weichen is far away, and his ears are so painful, this fake Taoist priest and the real immortal fighting method, but not looking for death by himself." ”

Huizong laughed, and immediately drove back to the palace to set up a royal banquet to celebrate with the minister.

A few days later, it rained heavily in Tokyo for a few days, and seeing that Mr. was right, Huizong sent Lin Lingsu to the city to retreat the water.

"History of the Song Dynasty" contains: "In May of the first year of Xuanhe (1119), the capital was flooded, and the spirit was tired of winning, and the party led it on foot on the virtual city, and the servants fought for the general to attack it, and walked heavily, and Huizong knew that it was complained by the public. He argued with the crown prince again, and finally angered Huizong, thinking that he was too empty and returned to his hometown.

Things turned out to be exactly the same as what the royal brother said to himself, and Liu Da Liar has since become a true god-like existence in the eyes of Huizong, and he is convinced of everything he says.

Liu Shenjun's fighting method Lin Lingsu was quickly arranged into an annual drama by the major hooks in Bianjing, and the audience was full of people for a while.

The commentaries in the tile lane were even more exaggerated, directly saying that Lin Lingsu and others were sent by a certain ghost king to make a disturbance in the world, and the Jade Emperor sent Lei Liu Zhenjun to lead the heavenly soldiers to capture it, and the two sides fought in Jinglongjiang for three days and three nights, and were finally defeated by Zhenjun who sacrificed the five thunder Tianxin Zhengfa.

The storyteller's mouth is splashing, and the listener listens to the book with relish, and Mr. Liu has become a spokesperson for justice in the hearts of Tokyo people in one fell swoop, and has become a super Internet celebrity.