Chapter 141 158 I'm going to scare you to death, and I'm a little excited when I think about it!
Oh, yes! The one was really coming for you, but that's my prank!
Although I thought so in my heart, I didn't dare to say it, after all, just now, Yuan Fang seemed to be frightened! Even Dugumou was scared!
It was at this time. Xiao Ling, who was sitting in the co-pilot, didn't know if she was frightened by the thunder just now, or because she suddenly had a brain twitch. I saw Xiao Ling look at me, and then looked at the wind and rain outside the window, I saw Xiao Ling take a deep breath, and then directly opened the car window, stretched out the loudspeaker in his hand, and then poked his head out, facing the direction of the entrance, and shouted loudly: "Come on!" You so-called gods, let the storm come more violently! Come on! The front is hard! What is it to hide behind the thunder! You wind, rain, thunder and lightning, you can't hurt even a single hair of me! Ha ha! All of these broken things will be blocked by my young master's treasure! ”
I sat next to me and watched Xiao Ling shouting outside like crazy, I poked Xiao Ling cautiously and said softly: "Xiao ~ Xiao Ling! Can you stop for a moment? You~ You're not afraid of the thunder just now! ”
Hearing me ask her, Xiaoling stopped shouting for a moment, then turned her head to look at me. Then I saw Xiao Ling's eyes were red and she looked like she was tearful, and I knew that she was really scared by my prank just now, could this be out of control!
"Young Master! You don't have to comfort me! After Xiao Ling said something to me, she then reached out and wiped the tears that were about to flow from her eyes with her sleeve, and then made a determined appearance and said: "Xiao Ling is not afraid, these thunders, rains, winds and so on, can't scare Xiao Ling!" ”
Seeing her pretend to be strong, I wanted to tell her, "You're really scared!" Look at you're crying! "But I guess if I say this, it will definitely affect Xiaoling's good impression of me! In addition, when I saw Xiaoling's appearance, I also wanted to comfort her, and then told her the truth: "That thunder just now was my prank!" "However, it's not just Xiaoling who was scared! Yuan Fang in the back was so frightened that she was still cowering in the gap under the chair behind her, and she was still trembling! I can feel it from the shaking ground! The frequency of this shaking is greater than the movement of the car vibration! I could feel the Audi swaying!
If I tell Xiaoling the truth that the thunder just now was a prank, I am afraid that Yuan Fang in the back will jump out directly, and then cut me down with a knife! This product must be made! She's really carrying a knife that!
Just when I was hesitating whether to tell Xiao Ling the truth and whether to comfort her, Xiao Ling probably saw that I hesitated and didn't answer, so she stuck her head out again and continued to shout: "Hey! You're out! Have the ability to compete face-to-face! ”
Then the opposite side should have heard Xiao Ling's provocative voice, and the sound of wind and rain was obviously quieter, and then the other party's words also took the opportunity to come over.
"It's a big voice! If you have the ability, fight back! Face-to-face competition or something, that's the most important thing that mortals do! ”
She said we talk loudly? Oh yes, no wonder when the other party speaks, they deliberately turn down the sound of the wind and rain!
"I understand, they should be using the principle of brass amplification, and the penetration of all sounds is not as good as Xiaoling's amplification!" I heard the other party's words and subconsciously explained. Then Xiao Ling heard this sentence. Then, I saw Xiao Ling suddenly stretch out her head with a smug face and continue to shout: "Haha! Your spells won't work! It's not as good as my young master's ability! What a waste! It's not as loud as my mortal voice! What a shame! ”
As soon as Xiao Ling said this, I almost choked to death by my own breath. Speaking of Xiaoling! I really didn't mean that! Why are you still provoking each other!
I thought about it, and I felt that it was better to stop Xiao Ling a little, although the other party's 'calling the wind and rain' technique had been discovered by me about her principle, but I didn't want you to continue to provoke the other party! After all, this is still the chassis of the so-called gods of the other party! Moreover, I saw it from the camera, and there were quite a few people on the other side! At least there are no less than four or five people who hold water pipes to nourish water!
"Ahem! Xiaoling! Don't provoke anymore! Although I found out how the other party's 'calling the wind and rain' did it! But, after all~" I haven't finished my words yet. The other side suddenly started shouting again: "Hey! On the other side, the loud sound is that we lost for a while! However, you have the ability to break my call for wind and rain! What's the use of light and loud sounds! ”
“……?” I'll go! I just stopped Xiaoling, I haven't finished my words yet, don't provoke you to come back so soon!
And then. I saw Xiao Ling turn her head to look at me aggrievedly, and stretched out her hand to point outside and said, "Young Master! You see, the other party is also provoking! Why don't you break this spell of hers quickly! Then, let's grab her together, and then press her to the ground and rub it, okay! ”
After listening to Xiaoling's words, I fainted so much! "Xiaoling! Where did you learn this? ”
When Xiaoling heard me ask her, her face suddenly turned red, and then she suddenly began to change the topic.
And it was still the kind of tone that suddenly became shy, and he still hugged my arm and shook it coquettishly and said, "Young master! Break her spells! Isn't it good~~"
Especially the tail note, that's called a long! It scared my goosebumps out!
Where have I ever seen Xiaoling look so coquettish! This is not the usual Xiaoling, eh! She couldn't have been poisoned or something!
Thinking of this, I quickly reached out to touch Xiaoling's forehead, and then said worriedly: "Xiaoling! What happened to you? Where is it uncomfortable? "But my sudden concern only got a roll of the eyes from Xiao Ling. Forehead! This is really not the usual Xiaoling! She's learned to roll her eyes!
"Young Master! You hurry up and break her spell. Fast! ”
"Huh! All right! I want to see it! "Seeing Xiao Ling insisting on me breaking the other party's spell, and I also saw Dugu Mou actually looking at the interaction between me and Xiao Ling behind him, smiling evilly as if he was watching a big show. I decided not to give this thing a chance to watch the show, about why Xiaoling became so outrageous today, when I go back in the evening, ask her alone! Now I'll only show Dugumou a joke!
But! I thought about it again, although I promised to come to Xiaoling to break the other party's so-called spell, and I saw this spell from the camera of the remote control car~ Huh! It should be called a trick, it seems to be more in line with it! ~The principle of it! But if I break it now, I really can't do anything! Do you want me to take another megaphone out and expose the other party loudly? In the hope that the other party can be shy to know that they are lost. Take the initiative to stop this laughing trick?
Forehead! I always feel that judging from the personality of the other party, the second second, I shouldn't care about my debunking!
"Huh! What to do? ”
I hesitated. In fact, there are really a lot of ways! It's just that all I can think of now are some brute-force hacking methods. For example, I took out the cash truck directly from the mall, and then I got on it, drove it at full speed, and crashed into the entrance of the house!
Of course, if we rush over, it will definitely not be our life, after all, that cash truck is the kind of armed escort! The weight is large, and it is all bulletproof design, plus the opposite side is just a wooden waterwheel~ Eh! It's a windmill~ It's just that, think about it, a windmill that only needs a small donkey to drive up, how strong it can be! We crashed into it, and we didn't just crush it!
However, the poor little donkey under consideration is innocent after all, and the beauties in ancient costumes who are holding water pipes and messing around with water still look very cute! The stupid and stupid kind. I can't bear to destroy the flowers!
In addition, I actually have a lot more ruthless, that is, I just threw all the large firecrackers I made into them. However, I estimate that the power is enough to bury this underground facility directly by the earthquake! Thinking about it like this, I can't bear it even more, after all, I don't know if there are other entrances and exits below, in case this is the only one, then the killing I caused is too great! After all, I don't know how many people there are down there! Combined with the number of beauties in ancient costumes I just saw holding a pipe to nourish water, and counting the number of water droplets in the wind and rain now, I decided that in a place I can't see, there must be more stupid cute girls who are holding water pipes and playing with their lives!
And,The one in front of me who claims to be a god is the second disease,I always think the other party seems to be cuter.,Although I still see the appearance of the other party.,But,From the experience I've gained from anime for many years,All the girls who can get the middle two disease,,Must be cute cute girls! After all, the biggest output environment of the second disease is all performed in the mirror alone! If this looks ugly, then you will definitely be scared by your own appearance in the mirror, and you will be cured of the second disease! It may even turn into depression or something like that! Listening to this girl's words, I think the other party shouldn't be depressed! This voice is very middle two, and lively!
Besides, it seems that we are the invaders now! Although the other party used a trick to 'call for wind and rain', I think the meaning of intimidation here is much greater than the actual significance! It's completely powerless! The murderers who Xiao Ling and Yuan Fang were frightened just now were not the 'calling for wind and rain' used by the other party. It's a prank I accidentally unleashed! (covering his face) I always feel sorry for everyone!
"Oh yes! The other party just scared us! Or would I be scared back? "At this time, I suddenly had an idea in my brain, and then I remembered the scene when I scared Dugumou and let Dugumou watch a '5D movie'! Thinking of this, I glanced at Dugu Mou with bad intentions, and then saw that he was also looking at me with expectant eyes like stars!
"Huh! Roll the calves! What are you doing with such disgusting eyes! I was disgusted by Dugumou's eyes, and scolded directly.
"Hey, hey! It's okay! I'm just wondering how you're going to break the other party's spells! Oh yes! Would you wave your hand and say, 'Heaven and Earth are boundless!' Qiankun borrows the law! 'And then you're out of your body again?' ”
"Huh? What do you say? "Dugumou's words shocked me, I said, how did this thing know about this stalk? Could it be that ~
"Huh? Won't you? When I was in a dream, I used this trick when I watched your seniors fight the money string goblins! But when I was done, it was dark in front of me, and then I woke up from my dream! Oh yes! Do you know what the hell is going on behind the scenes! ”
“……”
I was silent for a while by Dugumou's words, and then I remembered that I probably was watching this movie! Anyway, I remember the introduction, but it was about chatting! How did it become that famous film! But fortunately, I didn't finish reading this product! Otherwise~
"Ahem! It's not like to think about this time, and besides, I won't do that! If you have the opportunity to worship my master in the future, maybe you can go to the door of that great god and learn his spells! "I continued to fool Dugu and conspire.
Then I quickly turned my head and forcibly ignored Dugu Mou's appearance that he wanted to continue, and then turned around and began to think about how to scare the other party's middle two god sister.
"That's right! "At this point, my eyes fell on the nearby wall, which had been painted with a layer of snow-white paint, and then I thought of a solution.
"As long as I find a projector with big lumens. Then I can just find a movie or something, and then project it on a nearby wall, and I should be able to scare the other party! Thinking of this, I thought of Yuan Fang's appearance just now when he was frightened by my prank thunder, and then I deliberately turned my head to take a look, and found that Yuan Fang was still shrunk under the seat and refused to come out, but the frequency of trembling was much less!
"That's right! I can also find a high-powered Hi-Fi speaker sleeve and turn on the bass before playing my prank ringtone......! Hey! In that case, you should be fine! ”
After thinking about it, I said to Xiaoling: "You wait for me, I'll prepare!" After that, I sat in the driver's seat, stretched out my left hand into my arms, pressed the red mark on my chest, and crossed directly back to the mall.
"Hey, hey! It's your chance to show off your skills! ”
Back at the mall, ready to perform a big prank scare action for a while, I started to spin around the mall!
"It's going to be a big fight! Come to think of it, it's a little exciting! ”
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