Chapter 232 250 scared away the guests
Just when the award was talking to me about the 'Taiyuan Wang family', my thoughts began to deviate, and then I remembered that Dugumou's kid was here.
Just when one of us was talking and one was distracted, Dacao suddenly walked in from outside the car, and then after saluting me and the award, he said, "Young grandmother, young master, there are guests visiting outside!" As she spoke, she handed over a post.
"Huh? Who would use a prayer post? "I took it with some curiosity, and then handed it to the award~ The font on this is actually a book! I suddenly had a great impression of this person who wrote a letter of worship with an official book~ This thing is sick, when is it, and you still use the official book? It's not sincere to embarrass me for being fat~ Ahh Isn't that honest and difficult for me? Bullying me for not knowing the word now? Believe it or not, I'm embarrassed to write you a reply letter in the minutes in the shorthand font of a doctor of later generations?
When I was depressed and secretly scolding the person who wrote the prayer post in my heart, the award had already read the worship post I handed over, and then said to the grass: "It turned out to be a visit from the Taiyuan Wang's family!" Then we can't be rude! Big grass! You go and ask the guests to wait at the door for a while, and then use that to entertain them! After saying this, he pointed to the drink machine next to him.
Dacao followed the instructions of the award, glanced at it, nodded "yes", went to find two glasses, took two glasses from the drink machine, and found another tray, and then went out.
"Huh! Awards, how do you make the grass use glasses? Aren't there disposable paper cups there? Aren't you afraid that this glass will be regarded as a precious 'glass'? What should I do if I have a dispute again? "I saw Dacao ask the prize after filling the juice in a glass and going out under the instructions of the prize. In fact, I have already explained to these maids in my family, and they all know that these glasses are not very precious, and they are still the kind of kind that they want as much as they want, and they no longer want to use the glass so much at the beginning, especially after I later took out a more lightweight and easy-to-use disposable cup, the maids in my car don't like to use the glass even more, so when the grass turns out the glass for hospitality, I will ask why this is the award... β¦
The prize smiled and explained to me, "Oh! You said that, this is for the sake of identity, you see that these people from the Wang family dared to appear so openly and openly after attacking us, this was originally to give us some pressure, if we don't show some family background and the behavior of people in the capital, then we may be even more oppressed by them in the future......"
"Oppression? Why? I asked, completely incomprehensible.
"Huh! You may not understand the style of these family disciples, if you can't show some strength to each other when you meet for the first time, they won't put you in the same position, and once they are pressed from the momentum, then they will directly go further and be ruthless to us! However, now is not the time to explain this to you, we need to decorate this place right now, so be it! Xiao Hei, you go back to your master now, go and pick up some treasures from your master's door, they must be very valuable, or rare treasures or the like, you hurry up, I'll go to find other maids to come in now, clean up here first! β
"Huh? What the? A rare treasure in the division? What's that? "As soon as I asked, I was pushed into the corner by the award, and I was told to hurry back to the mall on the grounds of 'I don't have time to explain, you can do it yourself'.
I was pushed into a corner by her, and I couldn't say anything about it, so I had to go back to the mall again and start wandering around.
"Huh! What do you mean by what you just said? How can I not understand at all? But, I guess, she probably meant me to find something to show off! But! What can be up to the level of the 'rare treasure' that the prize says? I scratched my head and wandered around thinking about it.
However, if you want to find the so-called 'rare treasures' in the mall, it seems a bit difficult for me! This is an ordinary shopping mall, although it is big enough, and the goods are more and more comprehensive enough, but ~ the goods here seem to be goods made by large-scale assembly lines! Where would there be a treasure of the level of 'Rare Treasure'? Maybe you'll have to go to a museum or an antique city or something, maybe you'll find it! I want to find ...... in this kind of 'department store' It's really hard for me!
However, the award said so, and also said that I should go to find the 'treasure in the master's gate'. But ~ what is a treasure! Besides, the award still seems to be in a hurry, and those guests should have just received a glass of soda as a reception now~ I estimate that the time to finish a glass of soda will not be too slow! Don't you have enough time!
While I was worried, I unconsciously walked to the furniture area, but there were a lot of decorations here. But when I looked at it, I didn't find anything that could reach the level of 'rare treasure'!
"Huh! Or...... Try it with it? "I looked at a Christmas tree in front of me and started to think......
Although I think from the bottom of my heart that if I use this thing, it seems a bit thunderous! But ~ this Christmas tree does look very dazzling! Although I don't know how there is such a Christmas tree in the furniture section of a shopping mall that is supposed to be in the summer time, it is completely decorated, and it is full of various gift boxes and a lot of colorful lights, but now the appearance of all kinds of colorful lights on this Christmas tree, and the large star-like lights on the top of the tree, are so eye-catching! When I saw it, I thought that this thing might be able to reach the point of the 'rare treasure' that the award said! After all, this thing is still decorated with lights!
Thinking of this, I roughly measured the height of the tree, which is placed in the display area of these Christmas trees, the smallest tree, should be able to fit into the car, I estimate, this tree is about 1.5 meters, because compared with my current height, the visual measurement is about the same as me.
So, I unplugged the smallest Christmas tree and moved it back to the RV.
As soon as I returned to the RV, the maids in the car, who were cleaning up the house, were attracted by the appearance of the Christmas tree, and the award even praised me, saying that I was finally reliable once, and I really took a 'rare treasure'! Especially after I turned on the power supply, the Christmas tree began to shine, and the maids in my car almost forgot that there were still people waiting to come in and be guests!
In the end, under the urging of the award, the maids worked together to clean up everything in the car, and then they were all driven out of the car.
"Well, it's all cleaned up, so it looks like it won't be lost!" I looked at the dΓ©cor in the car, which was now suddenly very weird, and said to the awards.
The way I look in the car now makes me look very uncomfortable anyway! But I can't stand the award, and I think this is in line with the style in her heart. Anyway, I looked at the Christmas tree in the car that now occupies between the passenger and driver's seats, and I thought it was weird! However, this completely blocked the cab. In addition, the car has now been replaced with a thick three-layer carpet, and there are several cushions and a small square table in the middle of the car. I didn't take out this table, but I don't know when, where did the maids borrow it from the post station! I asked the prize why he had such a table in the middle, and it looked so inconspicuous, or was it a borrowed table. The Result Award told me that this table is also etiquette! It's just that she thinks that there should be no such table in my 'master', so she will send the maid to borrow it from the post station. When I looked at it, I realized that this kind of table was really one that I had never seen in the mall. However, this is the first time I've heard of this kind of table, and it turns out that this kind of table is also a kind of etiquette!
After all the not-so-beautiful furnishings in the car were arranged, the prize nodded to the grass at the door, and then arranged for me to sit in front of the small low table, and then she stood behind me. That's when we're ready to welcome guests. In other words, I sat directly on the cushion on the carpet, and when the prize was standing behind me, I realized that the height of the award was a lot taller than me, and when I sat cross-legged on the cushion, I saw that the award behind me looked even taller...... It's a little unpleasant to look at!
"Huh! Awards? Won't you sit down? β
"Nope! I'll wait for those people to come, and then I'll sit down! β
"That~ Why don't I stand up now? When the guests come, let's sit down together? β
"No! You are now the head of the family, you can only sit and not move, oh yes, when you speak for a while, you don't need to be modest, although the other party is the Taiyuan royal family, but after all, they are coming to give us a horse now, so you have to save face! "The award was given to me again.
Do you want me to hold on? What do I hold on? Pretending to be indifferent? Or dead fish's eyes? Or is it facial paralysis?
Just when I was thinking about what expression to use to cooperate with the performance of the award~~ (When I said this, I almost sang out loud!) I heard the grass at the door suddenly shouting: "Your guest has arrived~"!
Forehead! Isn't that right? Something is very wrong, right? Although I am from later generations, and I am still historically illiterate, I don't know about ancient etiquette~ But no matter how ignorant I am, I also know that it is the ancient times of feudal society! Even from the TV series, I haven't heard of it, and when the family entertains guests, they let the maid shout 'The guest has arrived'! I clearly remember that when the family just received these maids, the housekeeper uncle said that the maids in the inner house will never see guests! These reception things are all done by the people in the outer house, and it is absolutely impossible for anyone to let the maid in the inner house shout 'The distinguished guest has arrived'! Even from the eyes of future generations, this is not right!
Sure enough, when Xiaocao finished shouting like this, the two big men who were introduced by Dacao were completely frightened by Xiaocao's voice just now, "Your guest has arrived"! I could even see cold sweat coming from the heads of the two men......
Then, I couldn't help but laugh when I saw the Christmas tree and the lights on the Christmas tree when I saw the two of them when they entered the car.
After seeing me laughing, the award directly coughed a few times behind my back, trying to hide the way I laughed just now, but just after the award coughed twice, there was a distorted music sound of 'dingdong~dingdong~' on the Christmas tree...... It turns out that we haven't found out that this Christmas tree~ is voice-controlled! After someone coughed twice, it ~ even played music ~ but probably because of the cheap electronic sound, the music sound was very distorted, and the lyrics couldn't be heard at all...... Well! The distorted music sound coming out of this thing turned out to be a ripped version of the real-life pronunciation! It's still in a foreign language~ The real body is too ugly!
And those two people were first attracted by a richly decorated tree, and then blinded by the colorful lights on the tree~ Ahem, wrong, it was a flash that injured the eyes, and was completely frightened by the seriously distorted foreign language song, but the two of them turned around and ran away~ You are too timid! As for being scared and turning around?
The two of us were also taken aback by the sound coming from the Christmas tree, but I have heard a lot of similar electronic sounds, and I can still hear the reason for the distorted sound of this tree, maybe it's because the pronunciation is connected to electricity! And the award is also after all kinds of baptism in my car from mobile phones to TVs, I was just startled by the sudden sound, not like the two people just now, they were scared away!
But even so, seeing someone scared away by this thing. The two of us were still stunned!
"Huh! Why did you run away? I wondered.
"Yes! Why did you scare away like that? The award also wondered about the two people who had run away with me, and muttered like this!
"Huh! That! I don't want to chase it out? β
"Oh! Forget it if you run away, it's them who are embarrassed anyway! "The award is also helpless!
I really can't help but be helpless, obviously in order to suppress them, the award has been busy for a long time! However, we didn't expect that the guests who came to these two door-to-door were not only stunned, but also ~ scared away!