Chapter 0710: Jokes

"The carcass of the moose has been gnawed by the brown bear, and the internal organs have been taken out by it, so let's clean the entrails first. This is the most likely part of the area where bacteria can rot first, and we don't have the iron stomach of brown bears, so we don't want these things. ”

"And then there are these places that have been gnawed by brown bears, and some of them should also be cut off to prevent some bacteria, ehem...... Actually, you don't have to cut it, and it doesn't have much impact after baking, but I don't like to taste its saliva. And this little moose has enough meat to feed the two of us for the next few days, and if I don't cut some of it, I'll have to take it back by myself. ”

"Don't look at me just now two sliding shovels to beat away a brown bear, in fact, it's quite physically demanding, don't be too greedy now, just bring enough for us to eat." The rest will not be wasted here, what can be wasted in the wild? What you don't eat, some other animals want to eat, huh~" Han Lan said as she turned her action camera to the bushes on the side.

It was the sassy fox again, sitting very obediently in front of the bushes.

"This fox is also a sperm, knowing that I don't have a long-range weapon now, I don't panic at all." Han Lan cursed, turned his head and continued to process the moose's carcass.

"Actually, I don't get so angry with it now that there is enough food, and I have been scolding it for robbing our prey, but in fact, if I really want to say, it is the aboriginal here, and the rabbits we eat these days are actually originally from it. It was we who robbed it of its prey......"

Han Lan said with a smile while cutting the meat: "Now these leftover things should be returned to it, it can be regarded as fate, this time of fighting, it is still quite interesting in retrospect." And it's going to come here, and it was supposed to wait for the brown bear to eat enough and pick up some leftovers, but now it's just like replacing the brown bear with me. Respect the rules of survival here......"

"Okay, that's all, we'll have to get back to camp before it gets dark, or we'll have more predators when it gets dark, and we'll be in trouble." Han Lan didn't feel dirty, so she rubbed the dagger on the snow and then wiped it on her clothes.

He took the dagger and went to retrieve the remaining spear, which had not yet been broken.

Seeing that Han Lan had picked up the spear again, the fox immediately stood up vigilantly, ready to move at any time to avoid his attack.

Han Lan ignored it, and skewered the cut pieces of meat with a spear, intending to carry it back like a flat shoulder.

The main thing is to cut off the four legs, two ribs, and tenderloin and bring them back, and the remaining corners are not needed, and they can't be moved.

Oh, and the deer whip should also be brought for Xiao Rongzi to eat. This kid is weak, and he has to make up for it.

However, even if he only cut off a part of the meat, it was still so heavy that the spear was bent, and Han Lan could only hold on to the two ends so that it did not break.

But after taking two steps, he heard the sound of the wood cracking, and quickly stopped by the tree in front of him, which was broken by the brown bear, and sharpened a thicker flat pole again to carry the meat back.

While Han Lan was making a flat burden, the fox ran over to take over the scene.

It also needs to hurry up and eat as much food as possible, bury it in other places if it can't eat it, and then use its own urine to cover the smell, and then dig it out and eat it when there is a shortage of food.

Foxes, although their main diet is meat, are also random omnivores and will eat a variety of berries, and then they will also eat rotten food.

Han Lan glanced back at it, and the fox immediately raised his head to look at Han Lan with feeling.

Han Lan greeted with a mosaic gesture, got up and went back with the meat on his new flat shoulder.

The fox looked at him from behind for a while, and suddenly screamed.

It also made the audience in the live broadcast room hear the cry of a wild fox for the first time.

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There's a Raymond riding in the tree, and Andrews riding in the tree next door.

It's already evening.

Actually, it should be night by now, but the days in Siberia in summer are very long, and the nights come later.

The two of them had been trapped in the tree for a long time, shivering in the cold wind.

The moose under the tree had already left, but they were afraid to go down because they were afraid that it would turn back.

In fact, the moose had already left, but when the two of them got down the tree, the moose rushed back again, and the two of them were so frightened that they quickly climbed back up the tree.

This time and again, the mentality of both of them is about to collapse.

After riding in the tree for about half an hour, and seeing that the moose did not turn back, the two looked at each other and carefully descended from the tree.

"Damn, finally got rid of that moose."

"F**K, my bow is broken!"

Andrews showed the audience his compound bow: "Even if you are trampled on by it, you can see how strong it is!" Luckily we climbed up the tree, otherwise our bodies would have been cold by the time the rescue team came. ”

Raymond on the other side also picked up the main camera, the main camera has run out of power and turned off, and now only the action camera on Andrews's head is still on for recording. It's not that his action camera lasts a lot, it's mainly that he didn't turn on the camera for a long time in between, and only when the moose was gone, he thought he was relieved and turned it on to record this exciting scene.

Then, soon back into the tree.

This time, the moose did not turn back to seek revenge on them, and should have accepted the reality.

"Let's go, let's go back to camp. Now it seems that we have survived this hurdle. Raymond called [apex].

Andrews sighed, "But without the bow, it will be very difficult for us to survive in the next few days." Tut...... I'll see if I can use its strings, and then find some materials to make a new bow. ”

"Well, that's all there is for now, there is still one day tomorrow and then we will start evacuating, and I don't know if we can get food supplies on the way to evacuate." Raymond was equally worried.

Andrews patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Don't worry, it's good that we've been able to hold on so far, imagine that we are definitely not the first group to be eliminated." ”

"Hahaha, yes, there's also a kung fu master. Hey-ha! Hahaha...... Just kidding. Raymond also learned Han Lan's kung fu moves in the movie, and he was not afraid of offending people in front of the camera.

Andrews couldn't help but laugh too, he knew that Raymond was playing the stalk that was very popular on the oil barrel some time ago:

Dude, are you going to fight the brown bears?

"Hahaha......"

Thinking of this, the two of them were in a much better mood, and walked towards the camp with their shoulders on their backs, talking and laughing.

didn't know that at this time, the video posted on the oil drum before became popular again. The popularity rushed directly to the top of the hit list of oil barrels.

Before, it was telling a joke, but now, it's a joke.