Chapter 48 Farce

This afternoon in the pergola, although I didn't talk to the fat man about any important issues. But it made Lin Muzhi have a lot of understanding of the academy, there are nearly 1,000 disciples in the academy, the sixth floor is men, the fourth floor is women, but the female master is Zhu Fuzi alone. Therefore, Zhu Fuzi has the most disciples in the academy!

Although Li Yi'an is nominally a disciple, in fact, he is almost a master, some time ago, Zhu Fuzi went north and did not return, she traveled south and returned first, and she was also teaching.

There is an unwritten rule in the academy that all disciples who come to the academy are not allowed to bring maids and scholars. This point involves another gossip of the academy.

Mr. Big has two wives and two sons. The original match had both ability and political integrity, but due to congenital diseases, he left two sons and passed away. Because of the two children, Mr. Big continued the original cousin. In this way, even if the child has a mother, he is not afraid that the stepmother will treat the child badly.

In the years of the ups and downs of the Huan Sea, it may be because Mr. Big's original illness was hereditary, the two children died early, and the continuation of the string also became ill and died.

So far, Mr. Big is not taking a wife, and the family is not inviting a maid.

Su Zhiqing was actually not born to Mr. Big, but was passed on to him by Mr. Big's younger brother. Because she is ranked eighth in the clan, Mr. Big and those close to her call her Ba Niang, or Xiao Banniang.

That's where the problem comes! I didn't have a maid, and I brought a daughter. You can't let the housekeeper serve the young lady, right? Anyway, Mr. Big is not a lot of art, he can do laundry and cooking, and finally dismissed the family.

Mr. Big doesn't have a scholar, and Su Ziqing doesn't have a maid, so the disciples who come to the academy to study don't have a scholar or a maid in order to respect Mr. Big.

In fact, there is another reason. The academy was built by people led by the children of the fat family. All students who come to study in the academy will be provided with a place to stay free of charge once they are admitted to the academy. What are you doing with a scholar girl? Enjoy? Mr. Big doesn't have this treatment, you can take it with you, and build a house by yourself.

This also explains Lin Muzhi's doubts, why there are no scholars among the disciples of the academy.

After the meal, Lin Muzhi urged his sister to go upstairs and clean up by herself. The dishes and chopsticks are not their own, and someone from the restaurant will pick them up early tomorrow morning, so there is no need to wash them.

In the end, Lao Shi still went to the kitchen, although he didn't need to wash the dishes and chopsticks, but he still had to boil some hot water and wash up.

Boiled hot water, the second floor of the water at the end of Lin Muzhi. I opened the door of the side room, and my sister was still doing her homework with the lamp. Putting the water on the basin stand, Lin Muzhi came behind his sister.

Looking at Xiao Orange's red and swollen little hands, writing was trembling, Lin Muzhi was distressed.

Lin Muzhi put his hands under his sister's armpits, hugged her, and motioned for her to wash her face quickly.

"Okay, you don't have to do your homework today, if Zhu Fuzi asks about it tomorrow, I'll say that my brother will allow it."

Zhao Jixiang pouted, his brother is a master of the academy, if he is illiterate, he will embarrass his brother.

"Brother, I want to learn!"

Sitting on the stool where my sister was sitting, I took the pen from my sister's hand and put it on the inkstone on the table.

"If you want to learn, you don't have to rush for a while, look at what your hands have become, if your hands fall into the root of the disease, you won't be able to learn anything in the future, Xiao Juzi said that what my brother said is right?"

Zhao Jixiang nodded.

"Well, little orange listens to my brother."

Watching his obedient sister wash her face, Lin Muzhi turned around and cleaned up the desk.

Looking at the textbook on the table, Lin Muzhi's brows furrowed. With such a thick textbook, what is this learning?!

Close the textbook with your hand.

I... Your sister... Zhu Fuzi, you little girl, you have a grudge against Lao Tzu, and you can't take revenge on my sister like this!

The Analects! Is this a book read by a little girl who has never read a book and is just beginning to read and write? Don't talk about the little oranges, just give it to yourself, in the absence of translation, there are more places that Lao Shi can't understand!

Putting the textbook on the corner of the table, Lin Muzhi turned his back to the little orange and said:

"Sister, this Analects is not allowed to be studied now."

If you don't learn, you won't learn, and there are still many books to learn anyway.

"That's... Is it okay for a little orange to learn the Book of Songs? ”

What does this little lady Zhu teach her sister every day? This kind of thing of leveling up high-rise buildings is also done by people? Don't you have to lay a foundation?

"Little Orange understands?"

When asked like this, Zhao Jixiang immediately lowered his head.

"Little orange... Will try. ”

Lin Muzhi turned around and made a strange face at Zhao Jixiang.

"It's not that my brother thinks you're stupid, it's just that you still can't read these books. Hurry up and wash your little feet, go to bed, your textbook, my brother will write it for you. ”

As soon as he heard that his brother wrote a book for himself, Zhao Jixiang didn't mention how happy he was.

"Brother is the best, long live brother!"

Lin Muzhi smiled and shook his head.

"Little orange, don't talk nonsense!"

If the word long live is heard by outsiders, tomorrow morning, Lin Muzhi and Zhao Jixiang will be pulled to the entrance of the vegetable market!

Zhao Jixiang hurriedly covered his mouth with his little hand, now it is different from before, this is the foot of the Son of Heaven, no more nonsense.

Finding that there were only himself and his brother in the house, Zhao Jixiang breathed a sigh of relief. Obediently changed the water from the basin to another basin, brought it to the bedside, and began to take off his shoes and wash his feet.

Hearing the movement behind him, Lin Muzhi didn't turn around, but twisted the wick, picked up the pen that his sister had just written, and began to write a new textbook for his sister.

Zhao Jixiang, who had washed his feet, nested himself in the quilt. Looking at her brother who was writing at the desk, she felt that she was the happiest person in the world. There is an elder brother who loves him so much, he has never thought about it, even if it is in a dream.

The words were divided into two ends, but it was said that the fat man left Lin Muzhi's residence, took a step that his six relatives did not recognize, and hummed an unknown tune in his mouth, and went to the accommodation area of the disciples of the academy.

Huang Guan is not big or small in the academy, and it is a special case because he is a day student. Most of the disciples in the academy come from all over the world, and if they want to become day students, they either have to live nearby or buy a suite outside the academy. Since I am here to study, of course, it is good to communicate with more people, and many people are not unable to afford a house, but are unwilling to buy it. Even if they don't live too far away, some people don't want to go back at night.

Huang Guan didn't want to live in the academy, she couldn't fit into the circle of scholars before, so he didn't want to praise the stinky feet of those scholars, and he didn't want to brag about sleeping with those fox friends and dogs. Now there is no need to live in a college at all.

The academy also has double standards, the dormitory where Tong Sheng lives has four rooms and eight people, and Xiucai lives in a small courtyard with four people. When it comes to lifting people, the treatment is actually similar to that of the master.

Wu Zhi is a showman, Xiao Chengye is too, although Wu Bai is just a child, but Xiao Chengye went through the back door, and after dragging the relationship, he also lived with them. Lao Xiao's record can't be mentioned, it's too brilliant! Don't look at his father as a fifth-grade official, Bai Ran called grandpa when he beat him, and the little white face didn't dare to fight back.

Huang Guan couldn't understand why Xiao Chengye, an extroverted person, was so close to the two wooden lumps.

There is another person in the courtyard, Huang Guan doesn't know him, but it doesn't matter, it won't take a few days to think about it, and some of the people in the group of people who are white-faced or returning to the north will be replaced.

Pushed open the door of Takeshik's room. Belch? No one.

pushed open Xiao Chengye's door again, but there was still no one!

Huang Guan muttered:

"Fuck it, it's dark, where are people dying?"

There's no way, this is the first thing he did when he came to the academy, so it won't be so disadvantageous, right? Go out and look for it again.

After walking around the academy for a long time, it was dark.

From a distance, I saw a fire flickering at the gate of the academy, and the fat man slapped his forehead. Where have the feelings gone?

When he came to the gate of the academy, the fat man squeezed through the crowd. I happened to see a group of people returning from the northern tour watching in front of the academy's Yuedan list.

Xiao Chengye's Xiucai Chinese in the academy may not be so outstanding, but the Xiucai must be the first in the academy. He has a motto - hit people as soon as possible, in case they become prime ministers or something in the future, can't they take it out and brag when they drink? For this reason, Xiao Chengye did not suffer less from the education of his masters.

Therefore, if you want to find Xiao Chengye in a place where there are many people in the academy, it must be among the students.

Huang Guan patted Xiao Chengye.

"What are you seeing? Who's going to make a big deal again? ”

Xiao Chengye glanced back.

"Who else could it be? Mr. Big! ”

Huang Guan squeezed between Xiao Chengye and the martial arts brothers.

"Let me see!

March 7

Don't listen to the sound of the forest beating the leaves, why not groan and walk slowly.

Bamboo cane shoes are lighter than horses, who is afraid?

A cloud of smoke and rain is Ren Ping's life.

The steep spring breeze blows the wine and wakes up, slightly cold, and the mountain is obliquely shining but welcomes.

Looking back at the place where I have always been, there is no wind and rain and no sunshine when I return. ”

After reading it, Huang Guan still wanted to learn from the literati, but the ink was limited. Just one sentence:

"Kuoyi, worthy of Mr. Big."

Xiao Chengye was about to make fun of the fat man, but someone preemptively struck.

"If you want that cow to chew peonies, can you still taste it?"

A group of people turned around to look back, and there was a handsome son, gently shaking the folding fan, it was Zhao Caizi who met at the gate of the academy yesterday, Zhao Mingcheng.

If Huang Guan had been humiliated in public like this before, after having a smiling face, he would have to get out of the way, but now it's different.

"Cow chewing peonies is also much stronger than some people who look like dogs."

Zhao Mingcheng will humiliate Huang Guan, the reason for which is not difficult to speculate. It must have been yesterday that the little master teased Li Dacai, and he couldn't get off the stage. If you can't kill your own husband, you will come to him for revenge!

Huang Guan threw himself into Lin Muzhi's door, which Zhao Mingcheng inquired about, otherwise how could a businessman make a person after an official eunuch so attentive?

"Who are you talking about?"

But soon Zhao Mingcheng suppressed the anger in his heart again.

"Forget it, I'm a talented person, so I won't worry about your white body, stay away! A copper stink! ”

If the fight starts, Zhao Mingcheng will already lie on the ground, but what about watching the show? Xiao Chengye and a group of people have long since left Huang Guan.

You can help in a fight, just scold! The fat man is already a disciple of Lin Gouri, just Lin Gouri's mouth! It's like a knife.,People who can poke as soon as they open their mouths are whoa! It hurts! If the fat man has not learned this, he will definitely be despised by the collective.

The fat man really didn't disappoint!

"Huh! In terms of family status, I am not as good as you, and I am not as good as you in essays, but if this is about apprenticeship? Some people just can't get out of the way. I think my old wet man has not arrived, the poem comes first, and I will submit a petition first. Look at some people's teachers, squeezing close to the academy in vain, and accepting some high-ranking and noble students! I just want to ask, can hand over a high-spirited and talented master, how many good poems have been written, and have you been on the Yuedan list? Or did Da Xiu write it himself? If you don't change Ming'er, I will ask my two junior sisters to beg Li Dacai to teach you a class in the past? It's good that Li Dacai has also been on the list, don't you, what do you say? Big showmanship. ”

Xiao Chengye turned Bai Ran.

"I feel like the true biography of Lin Dog Day."

Bai Ran nodded.

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"It's not okay to say that the little master is like this behind your back?"

Bai Ran took the conversation.

"I said it all in person, but do you care about it?"

Xiao Chengye continued:

"Respect is only in the heart, not in the mouth, Dalang! Comprehend the spirit! Niang Xipi, remember to bring some melon seeds next time, otherwise you will feel a little lonely. ”

The crowd answered in unison.

"I feel the same way."

Scolding the master was no different from scolding his parents in ancient times, and Zhao Mingcheng's husband was not welcomed by many people in the academy. But when it comes to letting Li Yi'an teach them, it hits Zhao Mingcheng even more, everyone in the academy knows that Zhao Mingcheng is pursuing Li Yi'an. Huang Guan's meaning is obvious, you Zhao Caizi is not worthy of Li Dacai.

There were more than 100 people on the side, and Zhao Mingcheng, who was furious, blurted out as soon as you said a word.

"How can you write such a good poem before you have even reached the crown! There must be no doubt about plagiarism. ”

The enemy is already in chaos, and there is nothing to be afraid of! Huang Guan walked to the edge of the Yuedan list, copied the paste under Mr. Big's words, took out the poems copied by the shopkeeper Liu in the afternoon from his arms, and pasted them on the wall with a bang.

"Then you will copy it too! Tomorrow is a name, isn't it yours? ”

At this time, Xiao Chengye Bai Ran and everyone were not watching the play, and began to surround the Yuedan list again.

Xiao Chengye hugged Huang Guan.

"Dead fatty, why don't you take out this good thing sooner?"

Huang Guan didn't look back at Zhao Mingcheng, put his hand on Xiao Chengye's shoulder, then clenched his fist upwards and raised his cute middle finger.

"Didn't the little master say that? Be low-key, low-key! ”

What else can be said? Zhao Mingcheng left angrily.

Looking at the movements of the little fat man on his shoulder, this is not damn low-key at all! Xiao Chengye withdrew the hand that was on Huang Guan's shoulder, and then slapped Huang Guan's buttocks.

"Little fat man, you have long and endured, and you are arrogant!"

Huang Guan sighed.

"Why are you hitting me?"

Xiao Chengye said with a smile:

"I think you kid can, fight first, maybe you'll be out in the future!"

Huang Guan rubbed his ass and said:

"Then I'll lend you auspicious words!"

Staring at the poems on the wall, Xiao Chengye asked:

"It's so late, don't go back, don't tell me I'm here to post poems!?"

Only then did Huang Guan remember what was going on and pushed Wu Zhi.

"Lao Shi said that I will invite you to dinner at noon tomorrow."

The crowd immediately quit.

"Why only invite him and not us?"

"It's just that this forest dog day is really not a good thing."




The public was angry, and Huang Guan had no choice but to answer:

"It is said to repay Da Lang for saving his life."

Xiao Chengye said to Bai Ran:

"Will you rub it tomorrow?"

Bai Ran replied:

"You're not going? I cheated the master with so much silver, isn't it too much to eat him? ”

"Then go with us?"

A crowd responded.

"Let's go."

After writing a new textbook for his sister, Lin Muzhi got up. Finding that her sister hadn't slept yet, she looked at herself with big eyes.

Lin Muzhi came to the bedside, pulled the quilt for his sister again, and said with a smile:

"Close your eyes!"

looked at my sister who was pretending to be asleep and smiled. Lin Muzhi turned off the lights and exited his sister's room.