Chapter 2: Crazy Minx
"Big brother, the Taoist who fought the tiger yesterday has come to see you!" Hou San said eagerly, and the little lady in the back room heard it, and opened the curtain to look secretly.
The burly man closed his eyes and said with difficulty: "There is a labor immortal who has grown." ”
"It's okay" first check the pulse of the village owner, and ask a few more words, Liu Jing nodded, took out a box of medicine from the first-aid kit, opened it, took out a board, broke off two grains, and taught Hou San to take a bowl of water and send it to the village owner's mouth: "The owner will eat this medicine first, and then see the effect." ”
After feeding the medicine, Hou San shouted to the girl in the inner room to come out and guard, and came out with Liu Jing, "Dao Chief, what you gave to the big boss is the elixir!" Hou San looked at the first aid kit, and a strange light appeared in his eyes.
"What salted eggs turn into eggs, it's just ordinary healing medicine."
"Dao Changxiu wants to be Meng, I saw it just now, the pill in the silver-wrapped fish bag is red and blue, how can there be such a thing in the world."
Liu Jing was noncommittal, turned his head and saw a tiger skin not far away, many people were smoking meat strips there, a large cauldron next to him was churning up and down, there was a burst of meat fragrance, and there were a few children around the pot, who were drooling there, so he walked over with Hou San to see the excitement.
When everyone saw that Liu Jing was coming, they were in awe, and they all saluted together, and Liu Jing smiled and bowed back.
"It's a pity! If it weren't for the tiger's head being broken, we would have a year's worth of grain and grass in our cottage, and we would sell it for ten dollars at all. Hou San stroked the tiger skin and sighed, and then turned his gaze to the iron pot.
The pot is full of water, Hou San took a stick to see the right time, picked out a large intestine, tore off the intestine, and stuffed it into his mouth to chew it violently without being too hot, chewing with an intoxicated face, and the rest was given to the child who was so anxious that he jumped to his feet.
"Squeak" The door of the owner's house opened, the little girl went out to look left and right, saw Liu Jing, ran over like a gust of wind, came to him, and knelt down to be a few rings, "Thank you for the grace of the immortal doctor, my father is already able to go to the ground." ”
"I'll just say it, you still don't recognize it, Daoist." Hou San on the side was holding a few rat whiskers, beaming proudly.
Panicked, Liu Jing hurriedly helped the little lady up, and even said "I can't do it" to take a look, only then did I see clearly, the little girl was fifteen or sixteen, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and she was a beauty.
This is amazing, the little lady was stunned, her face was purple to the base of her neck, she hesitated, turned her head back in a panic and ran back, and stumbled before entering the door, almost tripping.
As if he had done something wrong, Liu Jing scratched his scalp, but Hou San saw it in his eyes, shook his head and shook his head, thoughtful.
After a while, the little lady helped the owner of the village out, and everyone went up together, and the owner of the village hugged Liu Jing with a fist: "The fool of the mountains and fields, Han, thank the immortal for the gift of medicine!" ”
"It's just a matter of raising your hands, how does the leader feel now?" Liu Jing returned the salute and asked.
"And a little dizzy, it's no longer a hindrance to walk around the ground."
"Okay, the head of this medicine has taken it, two pills at a time, three times a day, and it will be cured in about three days."
The owner of the village took it respectfully with both hands, first put it in his palm and watched it repeatedly for a long time, and then ordered his daughter to take it back to the house and put it away.
"After lying down for a few days, the bones of this body are soft, and a certain person is really a hard and poor life, so he will accompany the fairy chief to walk in the village, and Han will also move his muscles and bones by the way, how about it."
"The trail is also about to enjoy the beautiful scenery in the lower village, leader, please."
The lord of Han Zhai dispersed everyone, leaving only Hou San and his daughter to accompany Liu Jing for a walk.
Only then did Liu Jing see the situation in the cottage, which was a valley divided into two ends by a mountain stream, a row of fences was built at the exit, more than a dozen stone houses on both sides were built along the mountain, and the whole valley was full of persimmon trees, which was hot at this time.
After walking for a while, the owner of the village was tired, sitting on the big stone to rest, the little lady just pretended to be serious for a long time, was holding back the panic, suddenly saw a crab crawling there in the mountain stream, the nature was exposed, the eyes narrowed into a crescent moon, regardless of it, directly rolled up the sleeves and squatted there to catch.
"Her mother died early, a crazy girl, no one cares, she is in the mountains all day long, she is ignorant, and she is not sensible, which makes the fairy see and smile."
"Where, this is the innocence of love, which is incomparable to those worldly people." Liu Jing sat with the owner of the village, and watched the little lady play in the water there with great interest.
The two leaders glanced at each other, and when the owner of the village saw Hou San's handover, he said to the little lady who caught the fish: "Yingzi, go and beat the two finches on the tree, and give wine to the fairy chief at night." ”
"Hey" Xiao Niang left and right, saw that there were two old eagles pecking persimmons on the branches in the red leaf forest halfway up the mountainside in the distance, so she picked up two pebbles on the river beach and held them in her hand, and slowly walked up to the river beach.
The little girl is angry, has the heart to show off, to the foot of the mountain, suddenly show her body, the civet cat generally points to the mountain stone and rubs her body up, a moment to the middle of the mountain, through the cover of the mangrove to dive to the distance of more than ten steps from the old eagle, peep a cordial, hand raised, two pebbles flew out like a wind, "pop" straight to the feathers splashed, the two old eagles fell down the tree one after another.
The little lady picked up the finch, floated down the mountain, came to the three of them, wiped the red fluttering little face with her sleeve, and said triumphantly: "Immortal chief, give." ”
"Yingzi is so handsome." Liu Jing gave a thumbs up and praised: "Who did you learn from?" ”
"The stone was taught by my father, and the light skill was learned from the eldest brother." The little girl looked proud.
Liu Jing arched his hand towards the two: "The two leaders are really hidden. ”
"Small-handed, small-handed, let the Taoist see a smile." Hou San laughed so hard that he couldn't open his eyes.
"Come to Yingzi, Brother Daoist will reward you with a delicious meal." Liu Jing reached into his arms, took out two Snickers racks, and handed them to the little girl.
Han Ying's little lady received it in her hand with a little trepidation, looked at it over and over, didn't know how to eat this beautiful thing, and saw that the two people on the side stretched their necks and stared at it, and they also gave a piece of it.
"Tear the opening and you can eat, tear it here."
Xiao Niang tore open the package, and saw that it was a black thing, which smelled very good, so she tried to take a bite, "Wow" Han Ying only felt that her soul was about to fly, my God, there is still wonderful food in this world.
The two of them did the same, they both tore open the package, bit off half of it in one bite, and chewed it a few times, with a shocked look on their faces.
"Poria cake?" Old Han asked Hou San in a loud voice, and Hou San shook his head, "No." ”
"That's?"
Hou San leaned into Lao Han's ear and whispered: "I think it's the dragon liver and phoenix marrow." ”
"Ahh Boss Han was shocked, "Isn't that something that the gods eat." ”
Hou San twisted a few broken whiskers and nodded deeply.
"What, you eat, I'll wash my face." Liu Jing held back his laughter and hurriedly excused himself to hide away.
Hou San finished eating the piece in his hand in two bites, and he was still unsatisfied, and began to prepare the piece that the little girl didn't eat.
"Yingzi, Yingzi" The two summons finally made the little girl's soul return to the soul, "What to do, Brother Hou?" ”
"What, my brother ate in a hurry just now, and I don't know whether that thing is sweet or sour, or give my brother the piece you didn't eat, my brother must chew slowly this time and taste it well."
The little girl's eyes widened when she heard this, and she held the Snickers frame tightly in her hand, "Don't give it, you lie." ”
"Okay, the third child, you're ashamed." Boss Han couldn't stand it anymore, "Third child, you say, did we really meet the immortals this time?" ”
"Big brother, look at what you asked, you can release drought and thunder to fight tigers, and eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow, can anyone in the world do it, the most unlucky, it is also a heavenly master who has attained the Tao." The analysis of Hou San's old god in the present.
"Brother Xian is reasonable, you and I need to be careful, don't offend the gods." Boss Han thought so.
After a while, Liu Jing washed his face back, and the master of Han Zhai asked cautiously: "Don't dare to ask where the immortal chief is practicing?" ”
"Ah, I, I'm learning the Tao with the master in the Mingyue Ridge in the back mountain, and recently the master said that I had almost learned it, so he drove me down the mountain to enter the world." Liu Jing said according to the reasons made up in advance.
"My God, it turned out to be a high-ranking disciple of Zhang Zhenren, no wonder the mana is so high." Old Han and Hou San were in awe when they heard this.
"Invite the immortal chief to drink a bowl of village wine in the evening, the food in the mountains and fields is vulgar, don't laugh." The owner of the village invited.
"Where, the same is true for the food in the back mountains, the leader is polite." Liu Jing arched his hand.
In the evening, in the open space of the cottage, men, women and children sat down, set up a few jars of water and wine, a bowl of water for each person, a few vegetable dumplings, drinking wine and eating meat.
Liu Jing and the two leaders each put a large piece of tiger meat in the bowl, and after three rounds of wine, the owner of the village said that there was a shortage of salt in the village, and he pondered that he wanted to take the tiger skin and tiger bones to the county seat and sell them in exchange for some salt.