Chapter 5: The Temptation of Food
When he woke up, Li Dawei looked from top to bottom and saw that he was still complete. It seems that the 'big tiger' is not lightly injured, but the recovery is also fast, and after a few days of recuperation, the injury is alive again.
When the last piece of meat was eaten, Li Dawei sighed and said, "Brother Big Tiger, we have no rice to cook, I have to go out to work, you rest at home, I'll try my luck." ”
It turns out that luck really depends on luck, but luck runs out, vegetarian food gets a little, meat dishes are not at all, and unlucky to run into a super large honeycomb, if it is not for the eyes to react quickly, otherwise it will not be a sting.
There was a big swollen bag on his head, it was hot and painful, and the bee sting insect bite was injected with formic acid, and the body had an emergency response. There are alkaline substances in the urine, and the acid-base neutralization is somewhat effective, and I feel slightly better when I soak the urine and put herbs on it.
When he returned to the cave, he found that the 'big tiger' was still there, lying on the ground licking his paws, but there was a rabbit and a small wild boar on the ground. I asked for it, this little brother made an offering in time, turned his head and asked, "Big Tiger, do you want to barbecue or teppanyaki?" ”
'Big Tiger' heard Li Dawei speak, looked up, and continued to lick his paws.
"Oh, I see, you want to eat roast suckling pig! It's a bit time-consuming, you'll have to wait." The little boar was disposed of, the stone slab was removed, a triangular stand was set up on each side, and the little boar was skewered on a large wooden stick, which was slowly roasted, and from time to time the leaves were dipped in salt water and sprinkled on the meat.
Overall, the roast is good, although it is not golden, but the black species is yellow, the smell is fragrant, and the 'big tiger' does not lick its paws, its eyes are staring directly, and the saliva begins to tick again.
Li Dawei only left a pork leg, and the rest was given to the 'big tiger', looking at the 'big tiger' who was in a hurry to eat and grinned, Li Dawei teased it: "I said brother, you are also in a hurry, you haven't eaten anything good before, right, follow the eldest brother and me, it's not a thing."
Roast suckling pig, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, pure natural and wild, good ingredients, tender but chewy, if you brush with a layer of honey it will be perfect, when it comes to honey, touch the big bag on the head, this account will have to be calculated sooner or later.
After boiling another wild vegetable soup, the 'big tiger' came over and sniffed it, sneezed and turned his head to leave. Li Dawei pulled out He Shou Wu placed in the ashes, broke a piece and put it on the mouth of the 'big tiger', the 'big tiger' hesitated, stretched out his tongue and rolled it, chewed it twice, and spit it out, it seems that in addition to meat, the 'big tiger' is only interested in broth.
"Brother Big Tiger, you are too picky eater, you are easy to get protein poisoning just by eating meat, eat more vegetarian food, which can promote gastrointestinal digestion and avoid you being constipated", Li Dawei persuaded bitterly, "When was the last time you squatted in the toilet?" ”。
The 'big tiger' didn't appreciate it, roared lowly, and a few jumped to a small platform at the top of the cave, and watched Li Dawei work condescendingly.
Li Dawei touched his bald head in embarrassment, hey! It's a bit of a trick, and I haven't noticed it, and I've grown some hair. While busy with his own affairs, he chattered with the 'big tiger' and told his previous stories: the embarrassing things when he was a child, the things after work, the trivial things at home, what to think of and say, the 'big tiger' is a good listener, except for the occasional low roar, he generally does not interrupt his speech, and sleeps with half squinted eyes.
With one more roommate, there seems to be more anger in the cave, and as the boss, you can't be too distracted. A gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, that is when he can't beat others. A few oh no, thousands of hornets, Li Dawei is confident that he can still do it with full preparation.
Early the next morning, Li Dawei was full of confidence and ready to set off, and specially greeted the 'big tiger', "Brother big tiger, today viagra I am going to kill him, do you want to witness how the miracle was born."
When the 'Big Tiger' heard the movement, he raised his head and took a look, and Li Dawei actually saw the sneer in the 'Big Tiger's eyes. You have to assert your authority, and it's time to show your real strength.
Following the mark, when he came to the humiliated place, and saw this honeycomb again, Li Dawei still couldn't help but swallow his saliva, if there is a leg, it is a cow! There are hornets coming in and out of the hole, and the head is like a shelled peanut, touching the bag on the head, and the swelling has not yet subsided.
The other party has a lot of 'people', and it must be crushed by IQ. With some preparation, tie one end with three slender tree trunks and branch it to form a tripod. A net bag was woven out of the bark of the tree, filled with hay and wet camphor branches, wild ginger leaves, whatever the smell was pungent. The hay was in the middle, lit with fire, and put under the honeycomb with a muntjac skin on top of it, and before the wasp could react, it immediately ran.
Smoke soon came out, and the hornet quickly discovered the culprit, and 'Hum~' chased after him. Li Dawei quickly ran to the predetermined earthen pit, covered the muntjac skin on a rudimentary panel made of thin sticks, and then locked himself in sturdy.
The outside is like a dense hailstorm, smashing on the muntjac skin, Li Dawei can even see the tail needle that penetrates the muntjac skin, if it weren't for this layer of 'panel', he would be hit hard if he didn't finish playing.
"Stupid", Li Dawei sneered twice inside, "I know, this is the IQ crushing, the brain is tendoned, I don't know how to come in from the gap next to it", before the words fell, I really saw a big hornet coming in through the gap. Immediately grabbed a handful of soil, pressed the intruder to death, not at ease, and used the soil to plug the gaps around, or careless, fortunately found early.
I don't know how much this hornet hates him, estimated for a quarter of an hour? Half-hour? There was no movement outside, and after waiting for another half an hour, Li Dawei came out cautiously, the muntjac skin was covered with dense bee needles, and there were more than a dozen wasps struggling on it. There was only green smoke left on the tripod, and he was relieved to knock the giant with a spear from a distance, and no hornets flew out.
I finally got the hornet's nest down, removed the useless part of the outer layer, saw the yellowed honey, stretched out my fingers and picked some and put it in my mouth, it was sweet and sweet. I ate half full in one go, my mouth was sticky, the sweetness was a little greasy, and I couldn't finish licking my fingers.
You can't stay in this place for long, and God knows if this hornet will kill you. The remaining honeycomb part is still a lot bigger, and the newly woven frame is big enough to carry it really heavy.
I returned to the cave very excitedly, and saw the stunned and frightened expression of the 'Big Tiger', it seems that the 'Big Tiger' had suffered a big loss under the hands of the hornet, and I was very happy in my heart, everything was worth it.
"Brother Big Tiger, what's the matter, this is just Viagra My domineering aura is slightly revealed", Li Dawei took out a piece of honey and put it in his mouth, clicked his mouth, and then handed some to the 'Big Tiger'. Obviously, the 'big tiger' has only eaten the 'loss' of the hornet's 'loss' and has not eaten the 'honey' of the hornet, and he hesitated to walk back and forth for two steps, unable to resist the temptation of the sweet fragrance of honey, and licked Li Dawei's fingers, Li Dawei felt a little embarrassed.
The 'Big Tiger' opened his eyes suddenly, and then slowly half-squinted his eyes with an expression of enjoyment. Then he squatted in front of Li Dawei like a puppy and waited to be fed.
"Yo ho, people who know the goods", Li Dawei used the soup basin of the 'big tiger' to break a large piece of honeycomb, squeezed it hard, and the thick honey flowed into the basin, and the sound of the 'big tiger's saliva dripping on the ground could be clearly heard.
This time the harvest was abundant, the bee pupae were separated separately, and a large jar was full, and the containers that could be used in the cave were filled with honey, and there was still left. Li Dawei asked: "Brother Big Tiger, how about we add a meal today and make a honey hare?" Don't worry, the rabbit belongs to you, and I just eat the bee pupa."
Before, the 'big tiger' ate a tube for three days, but this time it made an exception, and 'reluctantly' devoured the whole rabbit into his stomach. Bee chrysalis teppanyaki plus roasted He Shou Wu dipped in honey, Li Dawei covered his stomach and hummed, still muttering in his mouth, beehives are good things, but they can't be wasted, let's get them at night.
'Big Tiger' had a penchant for sweets, and woke Li Dawei up with his tail early the next morning, and then squatted down in front of the honey jar and turned his head to look at him. Li Dawei rubbed his eyes, got up sleepily, he had another meal last night, maybe he overmade up for it, and he couldn't sleep all the time.
Poured some honey into the soup pot of the 'Big Tiger', the 'Big Tiger' was obviously too little, and arched his head to Li Dawei and asked him to pour a little more.
Li Dawei persuaded bitterly: "Brother Big Tiger, you can't eat too much of this thing, eating too much is not good for your health, it is easy to make your insulin secretion insufficient, cause diabetes, and make you fat, you don't want me to call you a fat cat, you still have to eat more meat, you know?" Uh, we're out of meat, so why don't I give you a honey roast suckling pig?"
Education failed, the 'big tiger' tilted his head and looked at Li Dawei, he couldn't do it, he could only pour out some more, he couldn't owe it to his brother.
As soon as the door was opened, the 'big tiger' licked the clean honey, and after a few vertical jumps, the figure disappeared from the hole, Li Dawei sighed, "Big tiger, you haven't brushed your teeth yet, what are you running!" ”
After noon, the little wild boar with the head in the mouth of the 'big tiger' came back, and threw it in front of Li Dawei with a 'snap', with a look of what you are looking at, and then a few jumped up to the platform, lying down and licking his paws.
Honey roast suckling pig, finally a dream come true. When Li Dawei put the whole roasted suckling pig in front of the 'big tiger', the 'big tiger' tilted his head and stared at Li Dawei but didn't eat it.
After eating, Li Dawei scratched the head of the 'Big Tiger', broke its mouth, and muttered, "Brother Big Tiger, your breath is too heavy, how long has it been since you brushed your teeth, look at it, tsk, Viagra I'll brush it for you." ”
Dip some salt water in a tree branch, and gently clean the meat crumbs on the teeth for the 'big tiger', the 'big tiger' felt that his mouth was refreshing, and roared happily, stretched out his tongue and licked Li Dawei's face, Li Dawei felt that half of his face was numb, and hurriedly pushed the head of the 'big tiger' away, and after licking it a few more times, he really had no face to see.
In the next half month, the 'big tiger' behaved very positively, all kinds of small animals were taken back, such a way of eating, the 'big tiger' weighed more than 20 pounds from the first meeting, obviously bigger, and the coat color was also bright.
If you make up for it, you will get angry, Li Dawei feels deeply, the nosebleed can't stop flowing, and he can't sleep more and more, the key is how to look at the 'big tiger' and feel that it has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes?