Chapter 43: Time-honored noodle restaurant
I originally wanted to tease this guy, and I didn't plan to let him carry me back, but who knew that this cold-blooded freak unexpectedly agreed!
"Come down, this palace will carry you." Li Hanyan stood with his hands in his hands, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, his long black and thick hair fluttered gently in the breeze, and under the mild sunlight, he was still indifferent.
"You, you're not kidding?"
"Nope."
Seeing that he said seriously, I hesitated, lest there was fraud in this, but after thinking about it, it was clear that I had asked him to carry me out just now, and now he agreed and I was so scared, maybe I would say that I would only take advantage of my tongue, and I would definitely be ridiculed by him at that time.
Come on, come on, who's afraid of whom! I gritted my teeth and jumped off the wall, and with a "poof" sound, it landed right on his back, and in the process, my hands were already unconsciously pressed against his shoulders.
I stiffened my head, coughed dryly twice, pretended to be calm, and said, "Ahem, why don't you leave with your aunt and grandmother?" β
"Your little body is quite heavy!" Li Hanyan was silent, and his forehead had begun to sweat before he took two steps, which was obviously not pretended.
"Auntie, I am slender, how can I be sinking! It must be that you are not in good health, you are empty! I stuck it on his back like a dogskin plaster, pouting and muttering in an inaudible voice, and finally the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I punched him in the shoulder, although it didn't use much force, but it still made him stumble under his feet and almost fall down.
"Be careful that Hongu throws you out!" Li Hanyan stabilized his figure and warned in a cold voice. "You throw one and try it!" I had a hard mouth, but I still hugged him tightly with both hands, for fear that he would throw me out if he was really insane.
After walking more than 100 meters away, Li Hanyan suddenly stopped, and then, his hands turned sharply, and before I could react, he was already carrying it on his shoulders like a sack.
"Hey! You've taken the wrong medicine, don't you, let me go! "I panicked all of a sudden, and I used my hands and feet to kick and kick.
"Either come down and go, or stop a little." Before the words fell, Li Hanyan's slap had already landed on my buttocks, and with a "snap", the air instantly condensed, and I looked at him dumbfounded, and my fair face was already dyed with a layer of red.
"Ahh You dare to take advantage of the old lady! I'll kill you! I was annoyed and angry, and opened my mouth to bite his neck, this cold-blooded freak didn't cry out for pain, and unhurriedly said, "What do you have to take advantage of?" It makes people even more annoyed when they hear it, and it's real: it's cheap and good!
Looking at his light and breezy appearance, my whole lungs are about to be blown up!
Another punch hit him to vent his grievances, but the other party didn't even bird, this punch was like hitting the air, and it didn't get the expected rebound.
Maybe it was because he realized his mistake and felt guilty, so he didn't dare to speak and resist! Yes, it must be like this, otherwise with his usual temper, he would have turned his face with me a long time ago, how could he put up with me until now.
Just after I was distracted for a while, I had already come to a palace gate that led to the outside world, and the crown prince of the current dynasty was carrying the crown princess of the current dynasty on his shoulders, and I didn't need to think about it to know that the two of us had become a bright spot in the eyes of everyone.
"See His Royal Highness the Prince, uh... There is also the crown princess. A leading guard stepped forward to pay respects, his expression full of doubt, but because of his humble status, he didn't dare to ask anything.
"Hey, you let me down first, so many people are watching!" I pinched Li Hanyan hard, and at the same time buried my head in Lao Shen, covered my face with a sleeve robe, and was carried on my shoulders in front of everyone, not to mention how embarrassing it was!
Li Hanyan smiled playfully and said softly, "What? Isn't it impossible to walk? β
"You let me down, I can go!"
"Limp out? It doesn't matter if you lose face, don't affect the palace and the entire prince's mansion. β
"You! Why don't you be ashamed to carry me on your shoulders like this?! β
Li Hanyan ignored it, let the leader of the gate open the palace door, and walked out with such a swagger, the outside of the palace was like another world, in stark contrast to the solemnity of the palace.
The traffic is busy, people come and go, the bustling street, life is noisy, and the shouts of various stores and shops are endless, so lively.
"Rock sugar gourd! Delicious rock sugar gourd! β
"Hey, what's a rock sugar gourd? It looks delicious. I tugged at the corner of Li Hanyan's clothes and asked him to buy me a bunch.
"What's so delicious about folk things." Li Hanyan didn't think about it, and refused directly, and in the end, I soaked it for a long time before I turned around and went back to buy a bunch.
"Hmm...... Sweet and sour, it's delicious, why don't you eat it? "I commented on the rock sugar gourd in my hand." This palace is the crown prince, how can you eat these folk things? Li Hanyan didn't have a good airway.
I rolled my eyes when I heard this: "What about the prince, isn't he a human?" Auntie, grandma, and I are still a goddess, and I am not as particular as you. β
As I spoke, I put the rock sugar gourd in my hand to his mouth and swore an oath: "You just eat it, it's delicious, I guarantee that you want to have another string after you eat it!" β
The corners of Li Hanyan's eyes twitched, and then his brows furrowed, and he was still shaken, he suddenly tilted his head to the side, and said with some unhappiness in his tone, "You want to let this palace eat your saliva?" β
Slobber? I hurriedly looked down, only to find that the original string of rock sugar gourds had been stained with more than half of my saliva at some point, so I hurriedly ate it all. A little embarrassed quipped: "Next time I invite you to eat, forget it this time." β
Li Hanyan smiled and didn't speak, because I sneaked into the palace last night, and there was no sedan chair or carriage, so now the two of them had to walk back to the prince's mansion.
In this way, a handsome young man about seven feet tall walked on the street carrying me, a beautiful fairy woman like a flower, and instantly became the focus of the crowd.
"Which son-in-law is this? Just carried your daughter-in-law on your shoulders? β
"Don't say, that man's handsome and extraordinary, quite a bit of an emperor's appearance, just that innate temperament is enough to prove that this person's identity and background are definitely not ordinary, and that woman is naturally beautiful, beautiful and beautiful, and she must also be a proud lady, which is really enviable!"
Another scholar spoke: "There are poems: there are no stunning autumns, pleasing to the eye is a beauty, captivating the country and the city, and shocking the world!" This woman is beyond the world, but it's a pity that she is a disabled waste person at the age of her prime, it's a pity! β
I still heard the first half of the sentence with taste, and I was about to say that this scholar has vision, but what the hell is the second half of the sentence? Say I'm disabled?!
Auntie, I have good hands and feet, I can eat, sleep, jump and jump, you say I'm a disabled waste?! As soon as my aunt and grandmother have a violent temper, be careful, I will drag you to a corner and beat you up, so that you know that you know the sinister nature of society!
"What kind of person, open your eyes and talk nonsense!" I puffed out my cheeks and muttered for a while, and I don't blame the scholar for talking nonsense, but I, a living person, was carried on my shoulders like an object by Li Hanyan, and whoever saw it might have that idea.
As I walked, I suddenly noticed a noodle restaurant, and the signboard outside the door was written with the four big characters of "cross-bridge rice noodles", which was the noodle restaurant I saw on the road when I went to the Wugu Temple to worship yesterday!
"Hey, hey, look, cross the bridge rice noodles! Anyway, we haven't had breakfast yet, so why don't we make do there? β
Li Hanyan looked in the direction of my finger and saw that the faΓ§ade of the noodle restaurant was a little shabby, so he couldn't help frowning: "It's too dirty, let's go back and eat." β
Seeing that he was leaving, I hurriedly answered: "It's not dirty, it's called quaint, let's go eat and eat, if it's not delicious, then let's turn around and leave, okay." β
In the end, I was not ashamed to lie coquettish, no way, the ultimate goal is just to eat a bowl of rice noodles from that time-honored brand, as for the means used in the process, there is no need to delve into it.
Li Hanyan was helpless by what I said, so he had to turn around and walk towards the noodle restaurant, the store of this noodle restaurant is really small, and these seven or eight tables are placed horizontally and vertically in the room, and those chairs are a few years old, and they have been wiped and have given birth to a shiny, which looks antique, and has not been contaminated with a little dust.
"What are you going to eat?"
The owner of this noodle shop is an old man with gray hair, whose face is covered with wrinkles under the erosion of time, and looks weathered. The clothes on his body are densely patched, and life doesn't seem to be very good.
At this time, I had already jumped off Li Hanyan's body, and smiled at the old man: "Old man, if you have anything delicious here, just bring it up, I will not be a picky eater." β
Seeing that Li Hanyan and I were both wearing gorgeous clothes and outstanding appearances, the old man's expression was a little surprised, but he still responded with a kind smile: "It's better to come early than to come early, there are just two bowls of rice noodles and a few vegetable buns left, wait a while, I'll serve them to you." β
"Sit sit, sit sit." I found a table to sit down, and at the same time didn't forget to pat the chair next to me and beckoned Li Hanyan to sit down.
This noodle restaurant is too small, and the old man's living conditions don't seem to be very good, so he didn't hire anyone to help with chores, and he took all the identities of the shopkeeper, chef and junior two.
After a while, two bowls of fragrant cross-bridge rice noodles and half a stack of vegetable buns were served, and for me, a foodie, saliva flowed out very uncontrollably.
Not to mention, grabbing chopsticks is a gobble up, although this kind of folk food in Li Hanyan's mouth cannot be compared with the delicacies of the palace and the prince's mansion, but this does not prevent it from becoming one of the delicacies in the world in my heart!