If someone else asked, Zhang Jiayu would not answer at all, but Li Laiheng, as a member of the party, was deeply trusted by the leader, so Zhang Jiayu replied: "Soon, as early as the end of the year, or as late as next year's New Year, it will start soon!" The scale is indispensable, at least three armies! ”

The three armies, plus the baggage, have a total strength of more than 200,000 people, which is a big scene!

Li Laiheng leaned back, leaned back on the cushion, and muttered, "So fast! ”

"Is Commander Li worried that the Indian soldiers will not be able to be on the stage?" Zhang Jiayu asked knowingly.

"yes, I'm afraid of disappointing the leader's expectations!" Li Laiheng said with deep distress: "These Indian soldiers are really not good, no matter how hard they work, they are still like that!" ……”

He felt a huge pressure, he was in charge of a huge plate, and there were 100,000 Indian soldiers who came back to him for training, and the military expenses were huge every day.

"You've done a good job, I even think it's unexpectedly good, I've seen those red-haired Indians in Guangzhou before, cough, left and right, stupid, at least you can teach them to distinguish between left and right!"

This is true, if you don't have the right mind, even if the Chinese are soldiers, some people don't distinguish between the left and right at the beginning, and they can't teach them, and they will beat them!

"I'll tell you a joke about the Indians, the reason why the Indians use elephants for war." Zhang Jiayu said.

"I want to hear about it!" Li Laiheng responded.

"In ancient India, horses were not produced, and foreign merchants sold horses to it at high prices. In order to be sustainable, merchants only sell horses without teaching them to nail horseshoes, and these horses almost all die within a year...... The horse died so much that the Indians had no money, so they had to use elephants, and elephants don't need to be on shoes! Zhang Jiayu ridiculed India's humanity.

Li Laiheng's lips twitched and he smiled reluctantly.

"Do you know Mr. David's side hustle?" Zhang Jiayu suddenly mentioned the celebrity around the leader.

"I really don't know what this adult's side hustle is!" Li Laiheng was surprised.

The word "side hustle" is popular among the Chinese in the southeast, which belongs to the praise meaning, if a person has the ability to work two or three jobs at the same time, it is a manifestation of diligence, but the side hustle of public officials is limited, and they are not able to do any side hustle.

For example, the leader's side job is designer, designing warships and civilian ships, and he has a part in the design of new first-class battleships and cruisers, as well as yachts, but he does not receive remuneration.

Mr. David's side hustle is relatively high, he studies the history and humanities of various countries, Zhang Jiayu then told Li Laiheng: "This adult has been to many places, just like me, every time he goes to a place, he likes to drill everywhere, walk through the streets and alleys, get to know everywhere, talk to all kinds of people, and eat food from all over the world!" ”

"Very nice hobby!" Li Laiheng commented.

"He traveled all over Europe, even into Constantinople, which was forbidden for Christians, he went to South and North America, along Africa, through Arabia, Persia, India, Southeast Asia, the Ming and the Japanese kingdoms, and finally joined our country. So he dared to say that he had seen the most races. Zhang Jiayu sighed: "I don't have the same good luck as him, and I don't know how many countries I can go to!" ”

He drank a cup of tea and continued: "He has done a survey, studied the average intelligence of the people of various countries, and took their Western European civilized red hair fan such as Britain, France, Spain, Portugal and other countries as a standard, the intelligence is 100 points, he has a set of evaluation criteria, set this standard, what it is, I don't know, I heard that there are many indicators, anyway, he said so!" ”

"Oh, so what is the intelligence of the populations of other countries? What is the intelligence of Indians? Li Laiheng asked with interest.

"The intelligence of the red-haired fan in Eastern Europe is 95 or even 90 points at most, while on the American side, the intelligence of the local aborigines is 80 points, and in Africa, it drops to 60-70 points!" Zhang Jiayu said.

"Africans, so low!" Li Laiheng was surprised.

"Turks, Arabs, Persians are about the same, they all have 90 points, and Indians, 80 points!" Zhang Jiayu said it, which made Li Laiheng suddenly realize, and couldn't help laughing: "It turns out that Indians are so mentally retarded and low-B!" ”

He laughed until he almost burst into tears, and he had a little confidence that he felt good and could teach Indians a lot!

"The people of Wo and Annan are a little more than 90 points, as for us Chinese, do you know how much?" Zhang Jiayu asked mysteriously.

"Say, say it!" Li Laiheng urged him.

"With an average intelligence of 110 points, it is the best in the world!" Zhang Jiayu said loudly.

"It's amazing!" Li Laiheng slapped the desk in the car and exclaimed.

Of course, after Mr. David gave the answer, he said that this was his family's words, and the number of people who were found was not large, and the number of samples was not enough to represent the real facts. But in my opinion, he is too modest, these eight or nine are not far from ten, and the intelligence of the people of the world is like this! Zhang Jiayu said triumphantly: "Our Chinese are the first in the world in terms of intelligence!" ”

He noted: "Mr. David saw our cleverness and came to us. ”

"It's not to defect to us, it's to defect to the leader, I think the leader's intelligence is at least 200 points!" Li Laiheng admires the authentic road infinitely.

"Yes!" Zhang Jiayu agreed.

……

The influence of the Chinese on India is deepening, the road is one of them, the "service station" on the road is the second, the Chinese who have been there know that India's poor health situation is "terrible"!

Cow dung and garbage are all over the streets, which naturally attracts countless flies to thrive happily, and as long as the food on the streets and roadside shops comes out, the flies are often densely surrounded.

What's even more terrifying is that when those who sell food are busy, they will use their left hand to grab the food, and of course their right hand is not clean.

There is a lack of running water in the Sanguo area, and sometimes you don't wash your hands all day, and you will have a large and small food sale in the middle of the Sanguo.

This kind of food, Chinese people will vomit and diarrhea when they eat it, and they will have diarrhea at least and die at worst.

In addition to the physical damage, it also caused the group of three pots to ridicule: "Your Chinese master's survival ability is inferior!" ”

There is no problem with eating the three pots, and it is safe and fine!

There is also the water there, in the southeastern country, the law protects the water source, and the water source in the Sanguo area, without specific description, please make up for it yourself, "Dry this bowl of Ganges water, and be an Indian in the next life"!

There is also Latisa, the people of the earth know that there is no word "toilet" in the words of the three pots, in contrast, the Chinese are much more elegant, called "changing clothes", and the Chinese, especially in the southeast, are quite strict about environmental management.

It is inconvenient to describe the content of the three pots in this regard, so as not to have a psychological disorder in the official!

Well, after a long day, it's time to go to bed.

You can't sleep, you're going to be attacked up and down, mosquitoes buzzing in your ears, bed bugs on your back are mercilessly attacking, you can only sleep with your eyes open, your hands keep snapping, and people think you're doing sports.

……

The franchised Chinese service station provides fresh and clean water and food, and the tableware taken out is hot and boiled in water before it is served;

In the bathroom, there are three pots of staff who are responsible for cleaning and burning spices;

The standard rooms are very clean and comfortable, the beds are certainly free of bed bugs, and mosquito nets are provided!

In order to improve the environment, in addition to constantly doing sanitation and removing sanitary dead corners, the Chinese also used their brains, they planted mosquito and fly repellent plants around the service station, used spices and smells to repel mosquitoes and flies, and even raised lizards to eat insects!

Chinese lizard breeding is a new industry, they found a kind of green-skinned lizard in Africa, the personality is dull and not afraid of people, can spit out the tongue sticky mosquito flies back to the mouth to eat, and the body is dry and no odor--- this is very important, no fox smell Chinese do not like body odor things.

There are smart Chinese who breed this lizard and buy it, which is very popular in Southeast Asia, and many families treat them as pets, and then the Chinese introduce them to India and breed them in large numbers.

Since we know that the green-skinned lizard eats mosquitoes and flies, it has become a rare and rare species that can escape under the mouths of Cantonese people, which is a miracle.

The environment is much more comfortable, but not everyone can come, and the high gate god standing at the entrance of the service station --- Sikhs to drive away Indians who want to come in to see the strange.

Only Chinese, Brahmins, and Kshatriyas are accepted here, and the rest of the races are not accepted!

Li Laiheng and Zhang Jiayu ate there, and the 300 people they brought came together, but the Chinese boss made all the meals for the 300 people in an hour at an astonishing speed.

In other words, before the Chinese came, they wanted to have a comfortable foothold during their trip to India, and they didn't even think about it!

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