Chapter 1286 On the pretending ratio, I will obey you
I showed a smile, I didn't expect Long Shan to be such a man who pretends to be full of taste, well, yes, he does have this qualification. But then again, if this becomes the Dragon Gate Venerable in the future, isn't it necessary to carry out the outfit ratio to the end? I guess you need a beautiful woman waiting for service when you go to the toilet to poop. The cliff is like this, from Longshan down to the hotel, and he asked me to change my name, this guy has always felt that he is the pride of the sky, and he doesn't want it, but he doesn't know that in this world, there are so many people. Well, Lao Tzu held back first.
After waiting for the waiter of the hotel to be carried away, Yongsan walked a few steps, turned back again, and asked the hall master and the hotel manager with a very serious look; "There are some of you, and the applause is very loud, but isn't there something missing?"
The manager of the hotel and the owner of the hall looked at each other, what was missing? Nothing is missing, huh?
"What a stupid person." Long Shan said unceremoniously, gesturing with his hand, "Isn't there a lot of sound?" ”
Hearing Long Shan say this, Long Twelve was the first to answer; "I know, I know, it's the sound of firecrackers."
Yongshan nodded and said; "My sister still understands my heart."
The hotel manager and the hall owner glanced at each other again, and the two of them gave themselves a mouthful, and then said sorry, and immediately got firecrackers to burn them.
Yongshan said; "You can't just just have a few firecrackers, you need many, many of them, so that you can show the grandeur of my arrival."
"Yes, Senior Brother Long." The hall master said. "I'll call someone to buy it."
Long Shan said: "You personally take someone to buy it, I can rest assured that you will do something." ”
The hall master nodded; "Then I'll take someone to buy it." Let the hotel manager greet this Longshan well.
Long Shan said to me and Long Eleven; "You two are just here waiting for someone to come back, and then call me, by the way, what's your name. "Pointing at me, he asked.
"My name is Liu Ergou. "I'm still very face-saving to Longshan."
"Well, Ergou, right?" Long Shan thought for a while, "I think you're a little interesting, your skills must be good, wait a minute, you help me run, I want to drink a cup of milk tea, remember, don't add ice." ”
"No problem, you can send me to do this kind of small problem at any time, it's my honor." I said with a smile.
"Okay, good, Ergou, you have understanding, I like people like you." Long Shan said contentedly, "Such a person, even if he is a dog, is a good dog. ”
Long Shan turned his head to Long Twelve and said; "Senior sister, let's go in together, and we'll come down later."
"Okay." Dragon Twelve said with a smile.
Dragon Mountain and Dragon Twelve went first.
The hall owner drove a few people to buy firecrackers.
After the others disappeared, Long Shiyi glanced at me and said; Now, what do you have to say. “
I smiled and said; "This senior brother of yours Longshan is a little expert in pretending to be forced, when you were on the mountain, you didn't kill him."
Dragon Eleven said; "If it is so easy to kill, Long Shan doesn't know how many times he has died, he is a person with high martial arts, and he has been cultivated by the Venerable, he is a talent in the future, you said that a few of our disciples can do something to him."
I said; "I guess you're not less angry with him, okay, I'll go buy a cup of milk tea first, you wait for me here."
Dragon Eleven said; "I'll wait for you here."
"Ten yuan for a cup of milk tea." I said, "I don't have any pocket money." ”
Long Shiyi looked at me apologetically: "I'm sorry, I don't have pocket money." ”
"You door-slammer." I scorned it, and then I ran to another street and bought a cup of milk tea and came back.
Long Shiyi still stood in place, straightening his waist, like a soldier standing guard.
"Eleven." I said, "You see, I said that I joined forces with you, and you were a little upset, and you thought I was taking advantage of you, but now?" Do you think that my proposal is too good to work, and it is best to destroy such a person as soon as possible. ”
Dragon Eleven said; "Yes, I didn't expect Longshan to be so good at pretending to be after coming down the mountain."
That's when my phone rang.
I looked at it, yo he, it was this Ma Yaoyao who called, I believe she already knew that I was controlled and had been lowered by the head technique, hehe, I took it, walked to the side, and asked; "Yaoyao, you actually called me, didn't you want me to drink tea."
"No, it's drinking." Ma Yaoyao was afraid that I wouldn't go over, so she said, "I have a very important thing to tell you, are you free?" Eight o'clock in the evening. ”
"Eight o'clock in the evening?" I paused deliberately. "You also know that I am a big star now, if I meet you like this and be seen by reporters, it will definitely have a bad impact."
Ma Yaoyao resisted the urge to scold and said; "Chen San, there is something very important to say, can you come?"
"Well," I said, "but it could be something important, and it wouldn't be to kill me." ”
Ma Yaoyao said with a smile; "Do you think I'm going to kill you? We are relatives and friends. ”
"That's good." I said, "I'm a timid person who is afraid of things and afraid of death, so give me a million dollars as sincerity." ”
Ma Yaoyao's hand was clenched tightly, and she gritted her teeth and said; "Okay, no problem, isn't it just a million dollars, I'll give you an extra million."
"Thank you, thank you." I said politely, "I'll send you a message later, you remember to call the money, in fact, I don't disbelieve you, after all, we have had a lot of misunderstandings before." ”
Ma Yaoyao said; "It's out of the way, it's normal for you to have such an idea, we'll see you that night."
"Okay, okay, okay." I say.
I quickly sent a message to Ma Yaoyao.
Then, a few minutes later, I messaged.
"Ma Yaoyao is really bloody, in order to see me, I took it." I laughed and walked over.
After waiting for a while, the hall master and his people who had gone out also came back, bought firecrackers for about 5,000 yuan, and then began to decorate them.
Then Long 11 went up and called people down.
Longshan and Long Twelve came down, and Longshan laughed happily at the firecrackers all over the ground; 'That's like that, Twelfth Senior Sister, aren't you happy? ”
"It's good that my brother is happy." Dragon Twelve said with a smile.
Yongshan said; "Well, okay, I'm happy and you're happy, Eleven, after I and my junior sister go in, you will ignite it, this time I finally went down the mountain, I will kill Chen San and become the most handsome man in the world."
Then, Yongsan took out a photo from his pocket. When I looked, I was grass, it was actually my photo, but the level of photography was not good, it was ugly, and I was a very handsome young man.
"Chen San, rest in peace, this is for you to burn incense." Then, this Yongshan threw my photo below.
Dragon Twelve and Eleven both remained motionless.
"Let's get started."
Yongsan and Ryu-12 return to the hotel.
"Are you coming, or am I coming?" Dragon Eleven asked.
"You." I say.
"Then you're welcome." Dragon Eleven lit firecrackers.
Crackling.
A deafening sound rang out.
Many people around and passing vehicles stopped to watch.
I don't know why the hotel is making such firecrackers today.
The pungent smoke of gunpowder.
Long Shiyi and I waited until the firecrackers were burned before we walked into the hotel.
The hall master said; "Senior Brother Eleven, wait a minute, you have to say good things for me."
Long Eleven said, "Okay." ”
Went up to the second floor.
Already ordered a meal.
I handed the milk tea to Yongsan.
Yongshan said; "Just sit on that side."
I, Hall Master, Long Eleven walked to another wine table.
Then sit back.
The meals were all served.
It looks delicious.
I'm not polite, anyway, I definitely won't eat at the same table as Yongshan, so I started eating with chopsticks.
Long Eleven and the hall master didn't have much appetite and ate a little.
I ate until my stomach was bloated, and I stopped my mouth.
It's been a long time since I've eaten such a hearty meal.
Long Eleven and I, the hall master are waiting for Long Shan's words.
Dragon Mountain, Dragon Twelve is chatting.
From time to time, the dragon twelve made a sound.
Yongshan's eloquence is still okay.
He still seems to be very good at flirting with girls.
I glanced at Long Eleven, his gaze hateful.
Moreover, it is very good at hiding.
But under my fiery eyes, there is nothing to hide!
Ha ha.
I don't know how long it will be.
Yongsan seemed to think of us, so he called the three of us over.
The three of us quickly stood up.
Yongshan said; "I came down this time to kill Chen San, he is currently in Tangmen, I can't go to Tangmen, because I am still a little afraid of Tangmen's poison, now I give you a task, no matter what method you use, as long as you lure Chen San out, you will succeed."
It's a seemingly simple task.
But it's also a bit difficult.
Yongshan said; "I believe that the three of you can do this task well, and if you do it well, I am happy, and I will say good things to you."
The hall master looked excited; "Yes, yes."
Long Shan continued: "Go out, I want to have a good chat with my junior sister, and the three of you don't want to be an eyesore here." ”
I'm afraid that Dragon Twelve will leak his mouth when he chats, and he will point to his wrist watch covertly.
The dragon shot into his senses and said; "Senior Brother Longshan, then I'll act with them, this time Your Excellency sent you to kill Chen San, you must be sure."
"Nature." Long Shan said disdainfully, "It's just a turtle, I'll deal with him well." :”
At this time, Long Shan's mobile phone rang, and he took it, and immediately looked respectful, and went over to the side.
Then came back.
Said; "You don't have to lure Chen San out, just let him be in Tangmen, and we can still kill him."
I was still surprised by this sudden change.
Does that phone call prompt something?
It must have been someone of higher rank than him who called.