Chapter Twenty-Three: Who's Crazy?

Fang Baihua is extremely smart, the moment she saw her nephew, she knew that it must be Xiao Liu who tricked him into coming to Eleven Lang. Eleven Lang is her cash cow, where can these nephews and nieces mess around.

Pulling Monk Fang to the side, Baihua whispered: "I don't care what Xiaoliu said to you, but you have to remember that you must be respectful to Shiyi Lang, and don't make trouble." I can't say that one day, Eleven Lang will become your elder. ”

There was nothing wrong with Fang Baihua's words. If the nurse Liu accepts Shiyi Lang as her adopted son, Baihua will be Shiyi Lang's sister, and her nephews and nieces will naturally become Shiyi Lang's juniors.

But where did Monk Fang know about Liu's adoption of his son, as soon as he heard that he would become his elder, he immediately raised his head in shock, and said in his heart: The one surnamed Tian wants to be his uncle?

Although Monk Fang was reluctant in his heart, he was unwilling in every way, but in the matter of the elders, where would it be his turn to intervene as a junior, and he couldn't go to the thirteenth uncle to complain, right? What's more, it's useless to sue, the little aunt and the thirteenth uncle don't agree, this is something that the entire Fang family knows well.

After instructing his nephew, who was older than himself, Baihua beckoned Monk Fang to walk towards his shop that sold ice ballast, and his hands naturally inserted into the big pockets on his clothes.

The monk didn't notice the little aunt, and she also sewed two big patches like Xiaoliu. At this time, he was very desperate and messy, and followed his aunt into the ice fruit shop in a daze.

The shop was full of all kinds of items, and there were many wooden boxes, which the carpenter had just delivered.

Looking at the things in the shop, Baihua was helpless and hung up the sign of closure again.

Calculated carefully, it seems that this ice fruit shop has not been in good business except for the day it opened.

Niu Gao and Monk Fang looked at each other, and they saw each other's identities as Lian Jiazi. After exchanging each other's names, the two couldn't help but look at each other again, obviously knowing each other's identities.

Seeing that Niu Gao's steps were heavy and miscellaneous, Monk Fang knew that he had suffered internal injuries, so he asked a few words in a low voice. Niu Gao briefly said how he was injured, and said that he was rescued by Brother Eleven.

Since Niu Gao is here, he is the little aunt's person. Monk Fang has already decided that he must go to the meeting to repair the head and ask for an explanation for Brother Niu. Tian Shiyi took the risk to save this big brother Niu, and Monk Fang's impression of him improved a lot.

Looking back at Tian Shiyi, Monk Fang became depressed again. This future little uncle is obviously younger than the little aunt, and his own generation is too low.

The martial arts practitioner's heart is the most important, and Monk Fang adjusted his mentality in just a moment, and began to look at this young man who was "inevitably" an elder. At this time, he found out that the little aunt and Tian Shiyi's bodies were sewn with the same patches as Xiao Liu's bodies.

"Xiaoliu said that because he was defeated by Tian Shiyi, he sewed a patch? Could it be that after Tian Shiyi defeated his aunt and Xiaoliu, he defeated himself? The monk was once again in a mess.

Soon, Monk Fang determined that Tian Shiyi was indeed an ordinary person who didn't know martial arts, so he immediately put this matter behind him.

Xiaoliu is his younger sister, so the monk doesn't want to think about it. Even if you are deceived, it is your relatives who deceive you, how can you think about the fault of your relatives?

If the Iron Spear Wang Yin knew the apprentice's thoughts, he was afraid that he would vomit blood directly.

Fang Baihua looked at those large and small wooden boxes, and looked at Tian Shiyi suspiciously.

Tian Shiyi was suffering from back pain, and when he saw Fang Baihua's eyes, he couldn't help but feel a little helpless. He unceremoniously called Niu Gao and Monk Fang to come over and help, and divided the wooden boxes into five categories according to their size. Tian Shiyi's way of making money has finally been revealed.

It is the "blind box".

Picks have appeared, how can you not sell blind boxes?

Tian Shiyi's blind box naturally does not contain dolls, but contains all kinds of gadgets, most of which are imported products.

The five types of blind boxes are sold at five prices, the cheapest blind box costs 300 yuan, and the most expensive one costs a full ten yuan. The most valuable treasure in the blind box is a "cat's eye" brought to the Song Dynasty by maritime merchants, although it is the worst quality, but it also costs hundreds of high prices.

After listening to Tian Shiyi's talk about the "cat greasy" in the blind box, although Fang Baihua and Niu Gao were also surprised by Shiyi Lang's whimsy, after all, they already had a certain immunity, and only Monk Fang was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth.

The people of the green forest eat knife-edge rice, and often have to fight for three or five dollars. But this Tian Shiyi can make hundreds of thousands of net profits just by putting some ordinary goods into boxes. How can this make the "martial madmen" who lick the blood from the knife edge embarrassed?

Niu Gao is inconvenient to go out, and his lunch in the past few days is eaten in the shop. Because of the appearance of the blind box and the visit of her nephew, Fang Baihua felt that she should buy a few more dishes and everyone have a good meal.

Tian Shiyi was no longer as tired as when he first came back, so he volunteered to cook, saying that he wanted to cook a few dishes that everyone had never seen before.

Xu is Fang Xiaoliu persuaded Wang Yin, Xu is Wang Yin felt that the time was enough, Fang Xiaoliu rushed to the ice fruit shop, wanting to see if Tian Shiyi was beaten into a pig's head, or if the monk brother was pitted and lost his clothes.

With one foot into the shop, Xiaoliu almost thought that he was in the wrong place.

Stacks of boxes and boxes aside, there are few people in the shop, none of them are normal.

The copper basin in front of Niu Gao contained dark red blood, which was constantly stirring. The little aunt was holding the slices of meat, throwing them into the flour and rolling them, and then put them in a porcelain bowl beside her. The monk's brother, who was given high hopes by her, was peeling garlic.

What about Tian Shiyi? What is Tian Shiyi doing? Tian Shiyi is telling a story.

Fang Xiaoliu felt that he must be crazy, or maybe all the people in this shop were crazy......

Xiao Liu regretted it at this time, she really shouldn't have let her cousin come here. A cousin with a pure nature, when he meets the treacherous and cunning Tian Shiyi, plus a little aunt who turns her elbow outward, it is difficult for the cousin not to be taken badly.

"Huh!" Fang Xiaoliu was stunned for a moment. "Bad? Uncle Wang Yin's heart is not to make his cousin bad? Could it be that he is crooked? ”

"Go wash the fish." Seeing Xiao Liu enter the shop, Fang Baihua said unceremoniously.

"Huh? Yes...... Oh! Xiao Liu just put himself in the right position in an instant.

I really haven't done this kind of thing like washing fish, but it's my little aunt who speaks, and no matter how young I am, I'm still an aunt, can I not listen? What's more, I was empty-hearted, and my little aunt still had a strange look in her eyes, so she had to let her cute and pitiful little hands be stained with a fishy smell.

Tian Shiyi has just finished telling the story of the little monk Shifang, and what he wants to tell at this time is the story of the Tang monk who went to the west to learn scriptures.

Monk Fang sighed helplessly and said, "Alas, although my name is Monk, I am really not a monk, so I don't have to tell the story of the monk all the time." ”

Tian Shiyi laughed twice and said, "Okay, then let's talk about laughing at the rivers and lakes." ”

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