"It turns out that this is Fuguifang." Zhang Xiaowu said in his heart, and then asked, "Do you know where Liulifang is?" ”

Pi Er said: "Official, in the entire Dragon Capital One Hundred and Eight Fang City, except for the Imperial Palace, Pi Er has never been anywhere. Not to mention the thirty-six squares inside, even the seventy-two squares outside, I can find them with my eyes closed. ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "Okay, you take me to Liulifang first." ”

Pi Er said bitterly: "Official, there is no dog cave in this Liulifang, and I can't enter it." ”

"Only Fuguifang has a dog hole?"

"Not really." Pi Er explained, "Most of the people in Liulifang are the family members of the military department, and those people are too ruthless, they don't pay for their lives when they kill people, and they die in fights, so villains don't dare to steal in Liulifang." ”

Zhang Xiaowu looked at the dog hole and couldn't help laughing: "You don't know how to steal the hole, but your hole making skills are first-class, and you can't see that there is a hole here, and the brick wall is seamless." ”

Pi Er said proudly: "Of course, I think back then, my ancestors were one of the skilled craftsmen who built Longdu, and we are the ancestral ability to repair walls." ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "Stop talking nonsense, I'll stay at your house tonight." ”

Pi Er suddenly realized: "It turns out that you are not an official, but also a night wanderer, hey!" We really washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family is no longer a family - brother, I'm going to Anle Fang Jia's house to steal some food, do you want to join forces? We're twenty-eight, you're two, I'm eight. ”

Zhang Xiaowu didn't want to be troubled tonight, so he waved his hand and said, "Do I lack your money?" Take me to your house, I'm going to rest for the night. ”

Pi Er had no choice but to take Zhang Xiaowu into the dog hole and enter Fuguifang, and after walking a few roads, he returned to his tattered home. Although Pi Er's house is dilapidated, it is also a courtyard with three rooms surrounded by walls, which shows that this person's ancestors were once wealthy, but for some reason his generation was so poor that he became a thief.

Before Pi Er entered the courtyard, he asked, "Brother Tai, what is your name, I can't call you Brother Ren, right?" ”

"You can just call me Sai Xiaobei."

"Sai Xiaobei, good name."

"Yes, it's easy to feed."

"Brother Sai, let me explain first, you can rest at my house, but you can only rest for one night, you can't treat my house as your home, and rest endlessly."

Zhang Xiaowu cried and laughed: "Your dilapidated yard, are you willing to live in me?" If it weren't for the closure of Fangcheng, Lao Tzu wouldn't want you to live with you, a thief. ”

Pi Er was suddenly unhappy and said, "Why am I a thief?" I'm a thief, you know? The name of the thief, you know what?! ”

"You're a thief?"

"I'm a disciple of the Saint Thief."

"Although I don't know about the thief saint, but you are like a bear, you can't fight, you can't run, can the thief accept you as an apprentice?"

"I'm the future disciple of the Saint."

"Okay, the future is promising, I wish you an early acceptance of the Stolen Saint as a closed disciple."

Pi Er said: "By the way, Brother Sai, there are still some children left behind in my family, don't scare them." ”

Zhang Xiaowuqi said: "What do you do to take in children? ”

Pi Er said: "Some children were lost in Longdu and were picked up by me, some children fled here, and some children were abducted and ready to be sold to the Qinglou as young girls, and I rescued them by the way." There are about a dozen of them, I am going to train them to be the disciples of the saints, and they also have a craft of life, alas, these days, how can people who have no skills survive. ”

Zhang Xiaowu pouted and said, "Stealing things is also a craft?" ”

Pi Er said: "Then you don't know the saying that three hundred and sixty lines are the champions, we steal things is also a craft, and it requires skills very much." ”

Zhang Xiaowu sighed: "Now even the thieves have culture. ”

Pi Er said angrily: "I am a thief saint apprentice, not a thief." ”

Zhang Xiaowu didn't argue with him anymore, and said, "Okay, you look ugly, you have the final say." ”

Pi Er said again: "These children are still young, you can't scare them. ”

Zhang Xiaowu asked: "Do you rely on stealing to feed so many children?" ”

Pi Er asked rhetorically, "How else?" I have this ability, so I naturally want to use it, do you know how to rob the rich and help the poor? You must know that if gold and silver are occupied by the rich for a long time, it will cause the people to become poorer and poorer, and the country will become more and more chaotic. Only when gold, silver, and jewels are circulated, and the people can touch the money, which will allow the trade of grain, livestock, and other goods, can the country be more prosperous, and the people can live and work in peace and contentment. ”

Zhang Xiaowu was dumbfounded and said, "You shouldn't have crossed over, right?" ”

Pi Er scratched his head and asked, "Where is the crossing?" ”

"Uh...... A good place, just talking weirdly, I think you're about the same. ”

"Brother Tai, are you from the county?"

"I'm from Hejian Mansion in Yongzhou."

"Yongzhou is good, Hejian Mansion is good, Hejian Mansion has produced a world-famous general, the ghost general Zhang Xiaowu." Pi Er smiled, "Every night I have to tell the little cubs the story of Zhang Xiaowu's killing of Inuyi, otherwise the little cubs won't be able to sleep." ”

Zhang Xiaowu said that he didn't expect that although this person was a thief, his heart was not bad, and he also adopted street children, since he could tell stories to children and coax them to sleep, his heart would not be so evil. He followed Pi Er into Pi's house, and Pi Er introduced that the room on the left was for boys, the room on the right was for girls, and he slept in the middle room. Entering the house, Zhang Xiaowu saw that Pi Er's room was very clean, and it didn't look like a single man's residence.

Pi Er said proudly: "My apprentice cleaned it up for me, and the female apprentice is more intimate than the male apprentice." In the future, if I become a relative and marry a daughter-in-law, I will definitely have a few daughters, and the daughter is Grandpa's intimate little padded jacket. As for the son, it will only make people angry, alas......"

Zhang Xiaowu said: "How old are you, and you haven't married yet?" ”

"I'm forty-four, Brother Sai, what about you?"

"One round younger than you."

"Are you a black dog, or a white dog?"

"What a mess, I'm human."

"You're not a dog."

"I'm a dog, but not a black dog or a white dog."

"You're so boring, how about I tell you your fate? Let me tell you, I also work part-time to read feng shui fortune telling, and I am especially good at pedicures. ”

Zhang Xiaowu suddenly felt that this skin was itchy, how could it be so wordy, it was just a chatterbox, he should have been a lark in his last life, and he only talked so much in this life. As a thief, the most taboo thing is to talk too much, but unfortunately Pi Er has taken it all, and he is destined to become a thief in his life.

Pi Er made the bed for Zhang Xiaowu and said, "You sleep inside, I'll sleep outside." ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "I sleep on the bed, you sleep on the ground." ”

Pi Er's eyes widened and said, "Why, this is my home." ”

Zhang Xiaowu said: "Because you can't beat me." ”

"How do you know I can't beat you?"

"If you could beat me, you would have beaten me a long time ago." Zhang Xiaowu showed off.