Chapter Thirty-Six: The Bald Donkey, and the Poor Dao Robbed the Master
Xu Da Beauty spoke, Xiao Yao felt a little surprised, but it turned out that her voice was so sweet and gentle!
"It is said that the prince respectfully calls Master Baoliang a teacher, which is the so-called suspicion of melon fields, and it is indeed inappropriate for the master to be judged!" Xu Miao bowed slightly to the prince and apologized.
The granddaughter spoke up, even Xu Ling was stunned, and Bao Liang was also said to blush a little.
Xu Miao didn't care, smiled at Xiao Yao and said, "Wen Wu is the first, Wu Wu is the second, this sentence makes so sense!" Xiao Gongzi is really good at writing, and the export is written! β
was praised by Xu Miao like this, Xiao Yao was instantly killed by everyone's eyes, and the two strongest ones came from Xiao Wuhua and Prince Chen Shubao!
Xiao Yao, who was seen by everyone as a little weak-hearted, touched his head and said: "Eh, it's all worldly coarseness, and it can't be talked about." After that, he was ready to sit down and stop being a bird.
Xu Miao didn't let him go, and continued to smile: "Since Xiao Gongzi dares to say that Grandpa's method is inappropriate, presumably Xiao Gongzi already has a better way, otherwise he will definitely not be offended, please Xiao Gongzi say it so that everyone can see how to convince the public!" β
This Miss Xu is not simple, one sentence made Xiao Yao angry, Xiao Yao could only continue to stand hard, thought for a while and said: "Actually, it's very simple, it's still a test article, as long as you add some objective restrictions, you can convince the public!" For example, word count! β
"Haha, word count? Then if I write an article of tens of thousands of words, can I be the first? Absurd! Monk Bao Liang sneered.
"No, no, no, it's not that the one with more words wins, but the one with fewer words wins!" Xiao Yao said with a smile.
The one with fewer words wins! This not only made Bao Liang speechless, but even Xu Miao was stunned.
Xiao Yao looked at everyone's surprised expressions and continued: "The ancients cherished words like gold, of course, it is better to have fewer words!" But in addition to having fewer words, we also have to add other restrictions! β
"It's really interesting, Xiao Gongzi, what restrictions do you have to add? I want to hear about it! Xu Miaolai was interested.
The big beauty is interested, of course the cheeky Xiao Yao will not be polite, straighten his clothes, salute Xu Miao and say: "It's very simple, for example, let everyone write a story, but there are three conditions, first, the one with the least number of words is better; Second, the article contains more than three sects; Third, it is necessary to reflect the many years of grievances and hatred between sects! β
As soon as these words came out, everyone really talked about it, and even the prince and Bao Liang were discussing it in a low voice.
"Okay, I'll do it first!" A talented man raised his hand.
"Wait, how many words are you going to say about your article first?" Xiao Yao shook his head and said.
"Well, I'll countγγγγγγ 108 words! Caizi said confidently.
"That's too many, the least number of words is better! Next! Xiao Yao shook his head and said.
Caizi was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "I haven't said it yetγγγγγ β
Another genius interrupted him and said, "Mine is only 90 words!" β
Xiao Yao shook his head: "Too much, next!" β
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In the end, there was no one to speak, and the talented people all looked at Xiao Yao angrily, and they had already shouted 28 words, but Xiao Yao still shook his head and said no.
At this time, Chen Shubao, who had been discussing with Bao Liang, spoke: "The story of this palace has 27 words! β
Xiao Yao still shook his head and said, "Your Royal Highness the Prince, I'm sorry, the number of words is still a bit much!" β
Chen Shubao was immediately furious: "What, more than 27 words? Don't forget that there are two limits in addition to the word count! Hongu sees that you are purely making trouble! Come! Take him down! β
"Wait! His Royal Highness the Prince, please calm your anger! Xiao Gongzi himself hasn't said it yet? Xiao Gongzi, I don't know how many words your story has? Xu Miao smiled and looked at Xiao Yao, who still looked confident, and said.
"Okay, I want to hear how many words your story has, and I have to meet the other two conditions, if not, General Xiao, then don't blame the palace for being ruthless!" Chen Shubao said fiercely.
Xiao Yao patted the nervous Xiao Moke, and then smiled confidently: "Back to His Royal Highness the Prince, Shiro's story is only 9 words!" β
"Nine words? Monks don't speak, 9 words of story, how to meet the remaining 2 conditions, the three sects still have many years of grievances, Xiaoyou, I see how you justify yourself! Bao Liang smiled.
At this time, even Xiao Wuhua, who had been killing Xiao Yao with her eyes, was worried about Xiao Yao, and nervously hugged Xu Miao's hand, but Xu Miao was very relaxed and looking forward to it, because she saw that Xiao Yao was still smiling and very confident!
Xiao Yao smiled at Xu Miao's expectant eyes, first apologized to all sides, then moistened his throat, and suddenly pointed to Monk Baoliang and said, "Bald donkey! and robbed the teacher with the poor road! β
The entire banquet hall suddenly became silent, and even the sound of everyone's breathing and heartbeat could be heard!
"Hahaha!" Chen Boxi was the first to laugh.
At this moment, everyone who reacted also laughed, and they also looked at Bao Liang with bad intentions, and even Xu Ling and his old friends were holding back and trying not to laugh out loud.
And Xiao Wuhua hugged Xu Miao and laughed out of tears, Xu Miao was very literate and kept smiling, but her eyes kept looking at Xiao Yao.
"9 words! It includes three sects, one of which reflects many years, and one of which reflects grievances! Xiao Yao smiled.
"Bold! You! Dare to humiliate Master Bao Liang like this! Chen Shubao was furious and slapped the table hard, which immediately quieted the scene.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is angry! Shiro is ignorant, he said such an unbearable joke in the market, just to make everyone laugh, he never thought of humiliating the master, please forgive your highness! Xiao Yao immediately knelt down and kowtowed to Chen Shubao and said.
After speaking, Xiao Yao kowtowed to Bao Liang and said: "Master Bao Liang is a contemporary literary hero, a generation of holy monks, and he must be able to understand that this story is just a joke about slippery and empty air, and there is no offense!" And the master is an open-minded and generous person, just like the Buddhist Maitreya Bodhisattva, the big belly can tolerate the world's intolerable! Please forgive Shiro for this ignorant child! β
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is angry, Shiro was born in the market, naturally with the naΓ―ve atmosphere of the market, that was just a joke just now, and although the language is vulgar, but it meets the requirements of the competition, the prince can't blame Shiro for winning or losing the competition, right?" Chen Boxi, of course, is on the side of the allies.
"The competition between literati is just to communicate with each other, you can't get upset because of using some vulgar words, please forgive Xiao Gongzi, this competition is because of the little woman, if Your Highness wants to be punished, please punish it together with the little woman!" Xu Miao also interceded for Xiao Yao.
"Amitabha, good and good, monks can't be greedy and hateful, how can Lao Qu resent Xiao Gongzi because of the victory or defeat of the article competition, haha, Xiao Gongzi is really talented! Congratulations to General Xiao for getting this righteous son! Bao Liang clasped his hands and laughed.
Then he said to Chen Shubao: "Thank you for your concern, Xiao Gongzi is also an unintentional mistake, if you can forgive Xiao Gongzi, it can better reflect His Highness's generosity!" Amitabha, good, good! β
"The Master is merciful! Hmph, Xiao Shilang, even the master intercedes for you! This palace will spare you once! The prince killed Xiao Yao again with his eyes.
"His Royal Highness Prince Xie!" Xiao Moke, who was sincerely frightened, immediately thanked Xiao Yao.
"How can an elegant person use such vulgar and unbearable words to determine the winner, the old man has never said that you will compete according to this method! The Xiao family kid is talking nonsense! Your Highness and the Master don't have to care! "Xu Ling came out of the round.