Chapter 2 Like a Chicken?
A torrential rain made Zhu Xiaobao feel relieved for several days, because there was no need to carry water, and all the buckets and tanks were full. In fact, in addition to these heavy physical work, the current life is relatively leisurely, but the food is too poor, and every time I go to the canteen to eat, I am bullied by those people. The reason is that he, the abandoned slave of the Fourteenth Princess's Mansion, makes him even lower than ordinary subordinates!
If it weren't for the lack of conditions, Zhu Xiaobao wouldn't want to go to the canteen to eat, if there was a pot, a stove, and some ingredients, Zhu Xiaobao really wanted to do it himself.
Thinking about how reluctant I was to inherit the mantle and become a chef, in order to be unwilling to be a chef, I studied hard, became a scholar, and went to the best university in the country. But now, I miss the feeling of being a chef again!
The weather after the rain is exceptionally sunny, the air is also full of a fresh earthy smell, Zhu Xiaobao has a grass in his mouth, sits on the ground leisurely, scratches and scratches his body from time to time, no way, he hasn't taken a bath for several days, and his body is itchy and uncomfortable!
In the past few days, Chief Wu has been absent, Zhu Xiaobao has no restraints, and he has lived a very comfortable life, and the injuries on his body have recovered a lot. Sitting here is mainly to see several beautiful little maids to pick flowers every day, it should be the maids next to the princess, they are all very arrogant! Seeing Zhu Xiaobao, he was very repulsed, and he covered his nose from afar, as if he had smelled the sour smell of sweat on Zhu Xiaobao's body!
Despite this, Zhu Xiaobao is still very accustomed to seeing these beautiful and active little girls, because there is suddenly more laughter and laughter among the flowers, which is indeed a very enjoyable thing!
But Zhu Xiaobao also found that in addition to him, there was also a scholar-like person who sneakily came to the nursery, in order to get close to these little maids, and from time to time there was a little bargain in the middle! And those little maids are actually laughing and scolding, not really disgusted!
Later, I asked Aunt Wei to find out that this person's name is Ji Zhihui, and he is a showman. Eating and drinking all day long, but his father had taught the Nineteenth Princess and Wu Yue and others before. It was with this level of relationship that Ji Zhihui went to the princess's mansion to find an errand!
Today, Zhu Xiaobao was very disappointed, those little maids did not come to pick flowers, and of course they couldn't hear those laughter!
Alas! What a terrible thing it is to be without a woman in this world! Zhu Xiaobao shook his head with a little emotion and continued to tickle his body!
But I didn't hear the laughter of the maids, but that Ji Zhihui appeared on time, which made Zhu Xiaobao a little unhappy, but the people who didn't want to see it came to report on time, what kind of place should you be!
However, Ji Zhihan was not as disappointed as Zhu Xiaobao, he ran to the flowers and picked a lot of flowers very carefully, and then he was satisfied and ready to leave, it can be seen that this is going to deceive those little girls again! I heard Aunt Wei say that the reputation of this showman is not very good, this time I entered the princess's mansion, it was because I was messing with flowers and grass outside, and the husband of the person who provoked him was beaten violently, if he hadn't escaped into the nineteenth princess's mansion, maybe he would have been beaten to death!
This guy is a thief who won't change! Zhu Xiaobao sat on a pipa tree, looking at Ji Zhihan who passed by below, and felt a little interesting in his heart, the most important thing was that he was too bored now! I pulled down a stiff fruit from this tree and threw it at Ji Zhihui below!
"Who? Who's throwing me? Ji Zhihui raised his head and shouted.
"Hey, hey! It fell on its own! Zhu Xiaobao said with a smile, in fact, Ji Zhihui was still a little far away from the loquat tree, and he couldn't fall on him at all.
"Huh! You're the slave you brought back from the Fourteenth Princess's Mansion, right? Didn't you say that you were almost beaten to death? Ji Zhihui wasn't very angry, and raised his head and laughed. The people in the Nineteen Princess's Mansion all know about Zhu Xiaobao, and if you can knock the Nineteen Princess into the lotus pond, of course she is a celebrity!
"Are you the chicken Xiucai who seduced someone's wife and was almost killed?" Zhu Xiaobao was suddenly furious in his heart, but he still asked with a smile on his face.
"Nonsense! I was recruited by the princess's mansion in a dignified manner! This time it was Ji Zhichen's turn to be a little hung up, and then Ji Zhichen put up a poor sour talent shelf with a little disdain, looked at Zhu Xiaobao with disdain and said, "Hehe! Cheap and big are all slaves! ”
Zhu Xiaobao is most disgusted by his identity as a slave, and now that he is so ridiculed by Ji Zhihan, he can't care about any taboos, so he opened his mouth and replied: "There are male and female prostitutes with the surname Ji!" ”
Ji Zhichen is not happy this time, although he is a little lustful, but he is not so unbearable! Although there is such a business in this world, Ji Zhichen has always regarded himself as a merryman! Suddenly I was angry in my heart, and I wanted to scold back, but I couldn't think of any good pair for a while, I looked up and saw that Zhu Xiaobao was looking at himself proudly, and scratched his body from time to time, and suddenly had inspiration, pointing at Zhu Xiaobao and laughing: "Scratch itch, tickle scratch." No scratching, no itching, no scratching. The more you scratch, the more itchy, the more you scratch! ”
Zhu Xiaobao immediately stopped his hand in embarrassment, it was true that his image was not very elegant, but his brain turned quickly, and he immediately went back: "Life and death, death and death." Neither life nor death, neither death nor death. Mr. Die First, Mr. Die First! ”
Ji Zhichen stumbled and almost fell, this little fat man was so ruthless that he sent himself directly on the road!
However, Ji Zhichen was really a little open-minded, and he didn't care, but admired Zhu Xiaobao very much, arched his hand and said, "My name is Ji Zhichen!" The little brother is very talented, huh? ”
"Ji Zhihan? Why does it sound so awkward? Ji Zhihui! Reading it the other way around is ...... Like a chicken! Zhu Xiaobao frowned and muttered.
"Fart! You're like a chicken! How to get a good name in your mouth and become out of shape! Ji Zhihui suddenly shouted angrily.
"Okay, okay! Ji Zhihui, are you still a showman? I'm a slave! It's really unreasonable! Zhu Xiaobao looked at Ji Zhihui with a little envy, at least Ji Zhihui can pick flowers and soak his sister now, but he is doing coolies! Or slavery! How can they all be intellectuals, the gap is so big!
"Okay, okay, let's leave this alone, let's talk about it first! If you can win me, I can recommend you as my assistant, I am in charge of the princess's mansion! Ji Zhihui came to the tree and sat down, and said unashamedly, in fact, he was about to be removed, if it weren't for his father's sake, he would have been beaten out of the princess's mansion by Chief Wu a long time ago!
"Less bragging! Come on with something affordable, I want to eat meat, get me something delicious! "Zhu Xiaobao has long heard Aunt Wei say that this person is a master who eats and drinks, so he doesn't believe him at all!
"Okay! Look, this is two taels of silver! If you win, I will have the money, not to mention eating meat, it is enough to buy a pig! Can't win me, hehe, kowtow to me to make amends, how can you offend me as a showman? Ji Zhihui wanted to convince people with his talents, and he confidently took out two taels of silver from his arms and said proudly.
"Is that true?" Zhu Xiaobao's eyes immediately straightened, this is the first time he has seen white flowers of silver in this world! Hurriedly asked.
"That'...... Of course! Ji Zhihui was taken aback by Zhu Xiaobao's eyes, although the silver is very attractive, but it is not like this, I want to grab it!
"Good! You come first! Zhu Xiaobao jumped down from the tree and sat opposite Ji Zhihan, and the two sat cross-legged. In terms of momentum, he did not lose to Ji Zhihui at all, and Zhu Xiaobao's goal was directly aimed at the two taels of silver!
"Hmmm! Listen up! People have passed the Big Buddha Temple, and the Temple Buddha is bigger than people! Ji Zhihan thought for a moment before shaking his head and saying. In addition to being lustful, he prefers to chew words, but in fact, people are not so bad, and he is a little smart. This pair is the palindrome in reverse order, which is already a bit difficult!
"Hmm!" Zhu Xiaobao was a little surprised, this show still has a bit of this ability! But compared with himself as a top student, it is still difficult for himself. Zhu Xiaobao nodded and read: "The guest is a natural residence, and it is actually a guest in the sky!" ”
"Good! Good! Listen to this again: red flowers everywhere! Ji Zhichen pointed to the flowers and plants in the nursery and said, this is a sentence he specially seduced those little maids, so he opened his mouth and came!
"Heavy green trees, green trees!" What I didn't expect was that Zhu Xiaobao's reaction was even faster, and he came up immediately! This pair is even simpler than the previous one!
"Inch of land for the temple, the temple next to the poem, the poem says: The bright moon sends the monk back to the ancient temple!" Ji Zhihui gritted his teeth, thought about it for a long time, and finally held back a link. It can be seen that he likes to split words to match pairs. came up with this pair, Ji Zhihui was a little proud, this pair is not so good, right!
"Hmmm! Mr. Ji is also very talented! Zhu Xiaobao also nodded, and then thought about it before replying: "Double trees are forests, and the forest is forbidden, Forbidden Clouds: The axe will enter the mountains and forests in time."
"Huh? Is this all right? Ji Zhihui was a little panicked at this time, and hurriedly took out a pair of individual people, he couldn't think of it, he hadn't come up with this pair anyway, so he hurriedly said: "Class performance six lines, internal hexagram three, outer hexagram three!"
"The rod is eight feet long, four feet with you, and four feet away from your body!" Zhu Xiaobao immediately replied, he had heard this pair a long time ago, so he was even more rapid!
"Wonderful! Isn't it a little longer? Ji Zhichen couldn't help but stroking his palms and shouted, and then asked in surprise, and looked at Zhu Xiaobao's crotch.
"Get out! You're a lewd/showman, you don't think about good things all day! Zhu Xiaobao suddenly shouted angrily, this guy is really shameless, he is still a scholar! So Zhu Xiaobao grabbed the two taels of silver on the ground and hummed: "I won, this silver belongs to me!" ”
"No! And that's not all! Listen: "Ji Zhihan is a very familiar pair.
"Humph! Hold Xiucai (embroidery) in front of the beauty hall! Satisfied? Still not admitting defeat? Zhu Xiaobao looked at Ji Zhihui with disdain!
"I didn't lose, I didn't lose, this silver is mine, you can't take it!" Ji Zhihui said angrily, this silver is his month's salary, if it is taken away by Zhu Xiaobao, it will be miserable. Ji Zhichen pressed the silver on the ground tightly with both hands, sweating on his forehead, and shouted in a hurry: "Idle to watch the door in the wood, think about the heart of the field!" ”
Ji Zhichen turned around, and returned to the word splitting pair, he is good at this!
"Silkworms are insects in the world, and Hong is a riverside bird!" Zhu Xiaobao said casually, and at the same time, he was also trying hard to snatch the two taels of silver, this sour show looks like he is going to rely on it!
"Freezing rain sprinkles people, two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west!" Ji Zhihan shouted angrily, why can't this little fat man be difficult! Say that you want to snatch your money back!
"Cutters are divided, seven horizontal knives and eight vertical knives!" Zhu Xiaobao said viciously, for these two taels of silver, Zhu Xiaobao did his best!
"If you don't know at a glance, you will open your mouth into two!" Ji Zhichen is about to cry, two taels of silver!
"Twenty heads are cut off, and this body should be stabbed eight times!" Zhu Xiaobao is even more red-eyed, and the next link of the right is becoming more and more ruthless! Pull out all the kitchen knives on your body! He shouted angrily: "You lost, this silver is mine!" ”
With a knife, this small ingot of silver was suddenly split into two, Ji Zhihan shuddered, and quickly retracted his hand, the little fat man is going to play with his life!
"Alas! My silver! How can I live this month! Ji Zhihui cried out with a sad face. In a blink of an eye, Ji Zhihui suddenly shouted a little unwillingly: "No, just now you just faced my uplink, even if you win, but I didn't lose all, if you make a uplink, I can also come up!" ”
"Hmmm! Makes some sense, too! Zhu Xiaobao held two pieces of silver in his hand, and he had to admit that Ji Zhihan was reasonable, so he said casually: "The sun is in the east, the moon is in the west, and the sky is synthesized into bright characters!" ”
"The son is on the right, the woman is on the left, and the world is worthy of good people!" I didn't expect Ji Zhihui to be unambiguous, and after thinking about it slightly, it was also right!
"The ancient wood in front of the rocks is dry, and this wood is firewood!" Zhu Xiaobao immediately came up with a somewhat difficult uplink, which was difficult in all three words!
"The woman in the scarf tent is good, and the girl is even better!" I didn't expect Ji Zhihui to be more fluent this time, and it was very neat, but the meaning was a little obscene!
Zhu Xiaobao laughed out loud when he heard this, and threw Ji Zhihui a piece of silver: "You really have you!" At this time, I was still thinking about women! ”
"Humph! Don't worry about it, I'm in for it anyway! Although Ji Zhihui blushed a little, he took back a tael of silver, and his heart was much more steady. But he didn't dare to go against Zhu Xiaobao, and he was already very content to keep one or two pieces of silver.
"Hey! Like a chicken, how do I get out? If I don't go out, I can't use the silver? Zhu Xiaobao suddenly asked a little worriedly.
"Who is like a chicken! My name is Ji Zhihan! Ji Zhixuan's correction said, and then suddenly his eyes rolled, and he said with a smile on his face: "Zhu Xiaobao! Otherwise, you give me the silver, what do you want to buy, I will help you buy it back, you can rest assured, as long as it is what you want, I can definitely help you buy it!
"Looks like that's all there is to it! ...... "Zhu Xiaobao told Ji Zhihan what he wanted one by one, which made Ji Zhihui very happy, the things that Zhu Xiaobao wanted were not expensive, one or two silver was more than enough, it should be said that there was still a lot left. In these years, the expenses of an ordinary family are only one tael of silver a month.
"Hmmm! Remember, buy me the best, or I won't say yes! Zhu Xiaobao also knew Ji Zhihan's thoughts, but he couldn't help it. His current status is not qualified to go out at all.
"Don't worry! Ji someone is talking about integrity! Otherwise, the princess's mansion can let me take care of the business? Ji Zhihui happily picked up his two taels of silver, although it was still his own two taels of silver, but after turning around and coming back again, Ji Zhihui was very happy!
"Hmmm! Okay, as long as I have the materials, I can solve the rest by myself! Zhu Xiaobao thought for a while and said, this is not a boast, as long as there are ingredients, his craftsmanship can make a full banquet of the Manchu and Han Dynasty!
"Hmmm! By the way, there's one more thing to remind you! That martial arts manager, don't offend, that's a ruthless man, I saw with my own eyes that he was teaching those female guards martial arts. A stone pier was shattered with one palm! Ji Zhihui suddenly thought of Chief Wu and reminded. Although he lost to Zhu Xiaobao, Ji Zhihui admired Zhu Xiaobao very much, and reminded him very kindly at this time.
"Really? This old man...... Oh no! This Wu manager is so powerful? I thought he was an old man! Zhu Xiaobao shrank his neck and said a little scared, thinking that he had discovered the secret of Chief Wu and Aunt Wei, he was a little apprehensive!
"So it's best for Mini to have a good relationship with him, if he nods his head and gives you a different job, it won't be so bitter! Do you know what he likes best? Ji Zhihui is still giving Zhu Xiaobao ideas.
"I see! This old man...... Phew, this Wu manager seems to like to drink! Why don't you get some food, and I'll get him some good wine? Zhu Xiaobao suddenly thought of a very good idea. Said a little excitedly.
"I'll give it a try! Xiaobao, I'll go first, if Manager Wu comes back, it's hard to explain! Ji Zhihui saw that the time was not short, a little worried, and said hurriedly.
"Got it, go ahead, get me something as soon as possible! Anything goes! Zhu Xiaobao nodded, although he was very reluctant, he finally had someone who could speak. But he didn't keep Ji Zhihan anymore.
Ji Zhihui sneakily ran away, looked around, and after making sure that there was no one, he left quickly.
But behind a big tree not far away, a person turned out at this time, it was Chief Wu, Chief Wu looked at the direction in which Ji Zhihan ran away, frowned, and said in a low voice: "What is this guy doing here?" I hope you're not eating and drinking with me, or I'll kill that little fat man together!" Wonder why these two people got together! Moreover, this little fat man's talent doesn't look like a subordinate! ”
After two days, Ji Zhihui sent a lot of things one after another, including grains, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and even chili peppers and peppercorns, which are very complete in this world.