Chapter 157: You, Toad Wants to Eat Swan Meat!
Li Hong looked at Chen Shujun, the tigress, in a daze, and suddenly felt suffocated, and the expression on his face was even more terrifying than seeing a ghost.
Stunned in place for a few seconds, he took advantage of the tigress before she got mad and hurriedly smeared oil on the soles of her feet, if she ran late, Li Hong estimated that she would have to stay in the hospital at night.
"Li Hong, you stop for me."
Chen Shujun called out to Li Hong, walked over slowly, and said in a flat tone: "I want to run when I see me, am I so scary?" ”
Li Hong turned around and smiled wryly: "I didn't run, I just remembered that there was something to go back to the regiment headquarters to deal with, besides, you Chen Da Beauty is so beautiful, everyone loves her, it's too late for a man to get up!" ”
"Really? Since I am loved by everyone, why don't you Grand Master Li come over? Chen Shujun said softly, and there was no trace of anger on her pretty face.
"You didn't seize the opportunity to hack me in the past? Are you really two hundred and five? Li Hong directly said what was in his heart and kept a certain distance from Chen Shujun.
"Poof"
Seeing Li Hong's funny appearance, Chen Shujun laughed out loud, is he really so terrible?
"You come over to me."
"I'm not stupid, I won't go there." Li Hong couldn't help but take a few steps back, and wanted to run.
"Li Hong, you run down and try it, if you dare to run, I will shoot you in the back." Chen Shujun warned Li Hong in a tigress tone, and then hooked his fingers and motioned for the other party to come over.
Chen Shujun's marksmanship Li Hong has seen it, even if he is a man who is open, at such a close distance, he can't escape the black gun of the tigress.
"Chen Shujun, you're too much to shoot a black gun." Li Hongzhan walked up to Chen Shujun tremblingly, and said boldly: "Chen Shujun, let's say, Lao Tzu is out today, what do you want?" ”
Chen Shujun dragged her chin and pretended to think, then smiled playfully on her face, and said three words word by word.
"Tease, you, play!"
"Kidding me?"
Li Hong wiped his cold sweat with relief, and trembled for a long time, it turned out that this tigress deliberately teased him.
If you think about it carefully, it's right, although this tigress is fierce and wants to split people, but this is a hospital, so she won't go crazy and eat people here, right?
"Li Hong, I'm hungry, and I want to eat too."
Chen Shujun suddenly looked like a child, her tone was delicate, and she asked Li Hong for food.
"If you're hungry, you have to be scary when you show your teeth and claws." Li Hong joked with a smile and asked carefully: "What do you want to eat, there are steamed buns, flatbreads, instant instant noodles......"
"I'm not a picky eater, I want all of this."
Chen Shujun is now hungry enough to eat a cow, and the noodles cooked by Yu Xiaohui are not enough for the two of them to eat.
Li Hong asked the cooking class to bring a large amount of food, and then sent it to Chen Shujun's office.
"Big Bandit Li, you are really courteous and considerate to Sister Jun, and you brought so many delicious foods at night." Yu Xiaohui saw that there were so many delicious gluttonies on the table, and said intentionally or unintentionally: "Sister Jun, you are going to fly up when you are in a happy mood at night, right?" Someone just now, didn't he say he didn't want to see anyone, but he was really duplicitous......
"Yu, Xiao, Hui, do you believe that I sewed your mouth together?!"
Yu Xiaohui saw the fierce eyes handed by Chen Shujun, and immediately picked up two flatbreads and slipped away, she closed the office door, and quietly stood outside the door and eavesdropped.
Chen Shujun picked up the flatbread on the table and ate it without hesitation, what a reserved, the image of a lady had already been thrown to the ground by her.
Li Hong watched her gobble up two flatbreads in a row, her expression was stunned with surprise, and she thought to herself: This tigress is a tigress, and her appetite is really bigger than the average person, I really don't doubt that she can eat people in one bite.
"Chen Shujun, tell you something?" Li Hong was thinking crookedly.
"If you have something to say, just say it."
Li Hong diligently soaked Chen Shujun's noodles, and said with a serious and direct face: "Chen Shujun, can I soak you?" ”
"Soak me? What does that mean? ”
Chen Shujun glanced at Li Hong inexplicably, and continued to bow his head to eat, not understanding what Li Hong meant at all.
Li Hong was depressed in his heart, why are women in this era so stunned? He was straightforward enough, but the other party just didn't understand.
"How can I explain this to you?" Li Hong turned his brain and thought about it, pointed to the instant noodles on the table, and said vaguely: "Chen Shujun, look at this noodle, it will be soft when you soak it in boiling water, I am like this boiling water, and you are this noodle, water and noodles need to be mixed with each other to brew this noodle to ......"
Although Li Hong's words were a bit subtle, Chen Shujun was also a very wise girl, and she completely understood the meaning of this instant noodle hint.
After Chen Shujun finished eating the flatbread, she said meaningfully: "Li Hong, I really don't see it, you still have ideals and pursuits?" ”
"What ideals and pursuits can I have?"
"You, toad want to eat swan meat!"
Chen Shujun rolled her eyes at Li Hong, and then picked up the instant noodles and ate them.
Li Hong was cheeky and said confidently: "The toad has to have more ideals, am I unwilling to find a female toad to live?" I'm not two hundred and five, I'd definitely like to taste the taste of swan meat! ”
"A few flatbreads, a bowl of instant noodles, just want to soak me? You frivolous bandit leader, keep dreaming of your toad! Chen Shujun fiercely despised Li Hong, who was slamming the door.
"Chen Shujun, Lao Tzu used to soak other girls in a bowl of spicy hot, I ate several flatbreads for you, and a bowl of instant noodles is generous enough!"
"Bah, you, people like you deserve to be a single dog!" Chen Shujun glared at Li Hong angrily.
"If Lao Tzu is a single dog, then you are a dog who ignores it, since you don't soak the toad, then spit out the food!" Li Hongjin picked it up, it was simply a woman who came to the incident and bleed.
Li Hong is more shameless than anyone else, in the past, he broke up with his girlfriend, and he even had to ask his girlfriend for the money to buy a band-aid with wings.
"Li Hong, I'll eat what I eat after I eat you, what can you do to me? you off! ”
"Hahaha!"
"Giggles!"
Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter outside the office door.
Knowing that someone was eavesdropping outside, Li Hong was embarrassed and really wanted to find a mouse hole to drill. He opened the door and saw that Chen Lin and Yu Xiaohui were outside, and their waists couldn't stand up with laughter.
"Brother-in-law, can you pick a little more? My sister eats something from you, and you're embarrassed to let her pay it back, hahaha! ”。
"Damn, it's a big loss, but it's a pity that Lao Tzu's flatbread and instant noodles are gone."
Soon, Li Hong walked out of Chen Shujun's office and fled from the hospital to return to the regiment headquarters......