Chapter 264 Left Mustache Eight Weapons Chief

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Liu Hanshao wanted to enter Taihang Mountain, and even Guo Jia, who planned to preside over the "meeting between the emperor and the bandit brothers", was shocked, and only felt that Han Shao was arrogant and unreliable. If Han Shao is allowed to do something in the mountains, even if he chops himself and turns it into dumpling filling, he will have no place to regret it.

However, after the initial panic stage, Guo Jia became more and more impressed by Liu Hanshao's wise decision-making.

First of all, the Montenegrin Army was eager to take refuge in the imperial court and wash his background in vain, and Liu Hanshao had already appointed Zhang Yan, Yu Poison, and Bai Huan as the commander and deputy commander of the Montenegrin Army at the foot of the mountain, and even some people were still a little unconvinced by the deputy commander, and Liu Hanshao was still required to use some majestic momentum and tough means. And these three forces, in fact, are the three largest forces in the Montenegrin army, they have received benefits from the emperor, and naturally they want to protect the interests of the emperor and themselves, do others dare to have evil thoughts? Even if there were, we had to get past them first.

Secondly, although the three commanders of the Montenegrin Army have been appointed, there are still so many positions of generals at all levels that are undecided, and those who can come with Zhang Yan to greet Liu Hanshao today are all trying to get mixed up and whitewashed. But this cake is still in Liu Hanshao's hands, let whoever eats it, and who doesn't let it eat; Whoever is allowed to eat a large piece and who is not allowed to eat a large piece depends on his face, so such a group of "mountain babies" have to be carefully served, who dares to offend him?

The most important thing is that they have no guts, let alone a reason to kill the emperor! Although they are bandits, killing people and goods, and doing a lot of things to attack cities and plunder land, but this brother in front of him is the emperor, even if he looks "small and mixed", no matter how unreliable he looks, he is also the emperor of the entire Han Dynasty! In parentheses, "small and mixed" means to be young and a little gangster.

The Han Dynasty has been established for hundreds of years, and the emperor is like a god in the hearts of ordinary people. In the original history, "Emperor Liu Xiedong returned", there were also princes, bandits, and even Huns from all walks of life on the way, even if their real purpose was to mix up and get rewarded, but no one thought about what to do with the emperor.

When Liu Hanshao was only a prince, Jian Shuo held the forbidden army in the capital, and he didn't dare to block his way, Dong Zhuo wanted to change the emperor, and his head was cut off in minutes. What's more, now that he is the emperor, the fourth division alone drove the Black Mountain Army into the mountains, not to mention that the Han Zheng Army still has hundreds of thousands of soldiers and horses.

Zhang Yan: What can they do and how dare they do? Kill Liu Hanshao and become the emperor yourself? Or run to Luoyang and support Liu Xie as emperor? They think they are Dong Zhuo, where is Dong Gonggong?

The portion size is not enough!

Therefore, Liu Hanshao entered the mountain, which seemed to be very dangerous, but in fact, there was no, but Zhang Yan and his gang were so frightened that their livers trembled. If something really happens to this brother in the mountains, the Fourth Division of Jizhou in the east, the Luoyang Jing Division in the south, the First Division in Hedong in the southwest, the First Army in the northwest and the state, and hundreds of thousands of Han Zheng troops will not be able to surround them? Even if it is 800 miles from Taihang Mountain, these people can burn it all and kill it all, so that the Black Mountain Army will be crushed and ashes will be completely finished.

So...... Next...... It seems to depend on how Han Shao should sleep......

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Guo Jia was determined that Yang Xiu was anxious to perform, but he bitterly suffered Yan Siwa, sent someone to Pegasus and went straight to Handan, and reported the news of Han Shao's entry into the mountain to Wen Ping. After receiving the news, Wen Ping didn't stop for a moment, and rushed to Wu'an with soldiers and horses, and when he saw Yan Siwa, he didn't say a word, and he went up and kicked it.

No matter how arrogant and arrogant the Yanyun Guards Regiment is, they don't dare to blow up their hair in front of this "three young men". Oh mom, it's miserable, Yan Siwa was kicked, holding her head and curling up on the ground, she only dared to howl but didn't dare to hide!

Then Wen Ping had to give another order to let Su Renting Zhang Xiu Department and Wu Shi Zhang Jaw Department immediately send reconnaissance staff officers into the mountains to find out the "enemy situation" as soon as possible, while he himself planned to take his soldiers and horses and enter the mountains from the "main road" in a dignified manner.

When Yan Siwa heard this, she couldn't hold her head, so she hurriedly hugged Wen Ping's thigh again, crying: "Third brother, you can't go, we can't go!" If Han Shao's move has other meanings, let's act rashly, wouldn't it be a big thing for Han Shao? Moreover, it is really unwise for the army to enter the mountain, if it angers the bandits, but puts Han Shao in danger, how is it good? ”

Then, Wen Ping sat down on the ground in a gloomy manner, looked at Yan Siwa, who was blue and purple beside him, and said with some embarrassment: "Get a boiled egg and put it on it, it's okay quickly." ”

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Yan Siwa is being beaten, Liu Hanshao is traveling, and many times, fate is so unfair.

The village where Yu Poison invited Liu Hanshao to be a guest is on a hillside, the open space on the slope is very large, enough to accommodate one or two hundred thousand people, and the back is backed by the towering mountain peaks, the left and right sides are steep, difficult to climb, if you want to enter the village, you can only follow the not wide slope in front of you, and the end is easy to defend and difficult to attack.

Liu Hanshao obviously doesn't understand military affairs, but he still likes to ponder blindly, looking at the village of Yu Poison, he thinks, this place is easy to defend, but if the enemy guards the slope, blocks it, and cuts off water and food, can't he only wait for death? How did he know how many hills, caves, and ravines there were corresponding ambush reinforcements next to him, not to mention that he couldn't let the enemy hold the slope and block it inside, even if this happened, it was still unknown whether there were other paths and secret passages in the stockade to go down the mountain.

Although the commander of the Han Zheng Army and the principal of the Beibi Military Academy are militarily stupid and stupid, as long as he doesn't say it, others will have no way to know. However, in other aspects, Liu Hanshao is radiant and has earned enough eyeballs. As soon as they heard that the emperor had come to their village, they all wanted to take a look curiously, even those who were standing guard were no exception.

Seeing that the emperor was about to become a circus "master", Yu Poison felt very faceless, very faceless!

However, Liu Hanshao didn't mind, and from time to time he greeted the large and small "mountain babies" next to him.

"Hello brothers!"

"Brothers, hard work......"

"Hey, your baby's pants are torn, why don't you make up for it? Isn't it cold when these half-pulled ass balls are exposed? ”

Finally walked into the lobby, Zhang Yan, Yu Poison and others were really panicked, and knelt on the ground again, and Zhang Yan also made a statement on behalf of everyone.

"Your Majesty forgive you, these ...... These ......"

What are these?

Say it's these soldiers? Obviously not! Say it's these people? It doesn't seem right! Say it's these bandits...... Does anyone say he's a thief? Zhang Yan stammered for a long time, and he didn't know what to say, thinking about how many soldiers and horses they had at the foot of the mountain, they still boasted about how many soldiers and horses they had, but it was really shy to be seen by the emperor like this.

Yu Poison saw that Zhang Yan couldn't say anything, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty forgives me, these subordinates were originally some rude people in the countryside, they don't know the etiquette, they offended Your Majesty's Tianyan, and I hope Your Majesty will be gracious." ”

Liu Hanshao said helplessly: "Everyone get up, didn't my brother already say it, the brothers are all big men and good men, how can they kneel down at every turn?" Besides, what is there to offend? Nava...... It's not that he wants to show his ass to his brother, isn't he afraid of the cold? In the final analysis, my brother is not good enough, and our big man is too poor. ”

Han Shao apologized again!

Yang Xiuzhi was covered in cold hair, like a vigilant little hedgehog, while Zhang Yan and the others felt like a spring breeze, warm from the inside to the outside.

At this time, the brothers of Yanyun Guards brought by Liu Hanshao were all outside the lobby, and the little thief with torn pants just now got a Yanyun Guard's cloak. In the lobby, except for Liu Hanshao, Guo Jia, Yang Xiu, Xu Chu, Dian Wei, and Yan Dawa, the rest are all from the Black Mountain Army. There were many more than at the foot of the mountain, and there were thirty or forty numbers. These people may have the bosses of other groups, as well as the leaders who were arranged in the mountains before, as well as the henchmen of Zhang Yan, Yu Poison and others, and now they are all gathered in the hall, hoping to get the official position of the emperor's reward.

After waiting for Zhang Yan to introduce these people one by one, Liu Hanshao paced down from the hall and walked past everyone one by one. Yan Dawa followed behind Liu Hanshao, not leaving an inch, while Xu Chu and Dian Wei walked on both sides of the lobby, that is, behind these people's butts.

Liu Hanshao came to a strong man with a big beard and asked with a smile, "Your name is Zuo Zhangbachi?" ”

The bearded strong man hurriedly bowed: "Back to Your Majesty's words, Zuo Zhangba is me...... My former name, my name is ...... Called......"

Before the bearded strong man finished speaking, Liu Hanshao had already asked: "Mustache means beard, but you don't only have a beard on the left, but you also have a beard on the right, why do you call it a left mustache?" ”

"Uh...... This one...... Hmmm......"

The black line on the left beard's head didn't know how to answer, but he heard Liu Hanshao ask again: "What does that Zhangba mean?" Does it mean that your beard can grow an eight-foot beard? ”

Zuo Zhangba replied with a dark face: "I have a lot of strength, and my weapons are also long, and I am good at making a snake spear." ”

Foul words, you are also worthy of calling the eight snake spears, you think you are a little black face?

Liu Hanshao was slandered in his heart, and said with a smile on his face: "Okay, good, it's really a strong man!" However, how did my brother hear that you, the eighth lady, have another deep meaning? ”

Hearing this, the big and small bandit leaders who were originally a little restrained couldn't stop snickering, and even some people couldn't hold back and laughed out loud, and Zuo Zhangba actually blushed, and then said very proudly: "Don't dare to deceive Your Majesty, my weapon is really long." ”

"It's as long as eight feet?"

Liu Hanshao asked lewdly and curiously: "Brother heard that every time you went in the past, you had to grab some little ladies to come back for recreation, and many little ladies could even be killed by you because they couldn't bear it, is this really true?" ”