Chapter 831: True and False
"That'...... Then please show up and see you! Seeing that the young man in front of him denied it, Lang Rushan was stunned for a moment and said.
"Sixth son, there is a Taoist leader here who asks to see you!" Zhao Yu turned around and saluted Chen Dun, and glanced at everyone again.
"No, where did you come from!" Chen Dun knew that the little emperor was clever and quirky, and he was joking, so he snorted coldly, but he didn't show up.
"Dao Chief, my son-in-law doesn't want to see you, so let's leave quickly!" Zhao Yu said to Lang Rushan with a slight salute. The people who travel today, such as Chen Shishi, Zhuang Gongcong and the newcomer Yingxu, and Ma Duanlin, are all in the age of standing, and they are a little older. Although Chen Dun is a few years older than himself, he is more tender after all, and he is also clever, very naughty, and has the ability to improvise, so he will be used as a pot.
So how did Zhao Yu make Lang Rushan and others quickly believe that they were just a little guy? One is that he concludes that he has not seen himself, and even if he does, it is impossible to see it up close, most of it is hearsay and only knows a rough idea; They sat by the hatch by themselves, and the view was good, but it was not the place where the master should sit; The third is the hat on the head.
In the modern formal scene, except for some special groups such as soldiers, ordinary people do not need to wear hats. But this is now, not in ancient times, it's a big deal! In ancient times, the hat issue rose to the height of politics, and it was okay to say that life was at stake. If a person makes up his mind not to wear a hat on any occasion, it means that he is cutting himself off from society. Yuan Hong of the Eastern Han Dynasty, when he saw that the government was dark, he exuded peerlessness and wanted to throw himself into the mountains and forests; Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty complained that his life was not satisfactory in the world, and the Ming Dynasty distributed flat boats.
We all know that when a man in ancient China was twenty years old, he would hold a crown ceremony, since it is called a crown ceremony, the main content of this ceremony is that the father or the elders of the clan put a hat on him. Performing the crown ceremony means that the person has reached an adult and can take on the responsibilities of the family, the clan and the state. Moreover, this hat is not just a casual one. The common people have the common people's wearing law, the officials have the official wearing law, and what hat is worn by whom on what occasions, which is prescribed by the state in an almost legal form.
If the consequences of violating the system are unpredictable, it will be reprimanded at the least, and the focus will be on dismissal, and then the crime of contempt of the court will be even more terrifying. Roughly speaking, the commoners could not afford to wear hats and wrapped their heads in black scarves, so the common people were called Qianshou; The clothes of officials are divided into regular clothes, official clothes, court clothes and sacrificial clothes, which are worn on different occasions. There is also a hat for each color. Ordinary clothes are worn in idle residences, the hat is a flat scarf, the official clothes worn by the emperor for daily office work or general visits, and the hat is a crown, which is commonly known as the black gauze hat; The important ceremonies are worn as court clothes, and the hat is the crown of Jinxian; It is worn on major sacrificial occasions as sacrificial garments, and hats are crowns.
The hats of Song Dynasty officials were basically similar to those of their predecessors, and they also used black gauze hats, but there were two more 'wings' on the back of the hats. This is also Zhao Kuangyin's invention, mainly to prevent officials from turning heads and ears during meetings, each with two long wings, so that as long as the official shakes his head slightly, the two wings will tremble, so that he can see clearly from a high and low level, of course, in order to distinguish the level of the position, the black gauze hat is decorated with different patterns.
Since the Northern Zhou Dynasty, a kind of hat called the head has appeared. At first, it was called Patou, also known as folding scarf, also known as soft wrapping, just a soft towel for wrapping heads. To the beginning of the Tang Dynasty called the head, at the beginning of the leno for it, after because of its soft but not stiff, is to use paulownia wood chips to make a mountain shirt in the yarn, so that the top is raised. In addition to tying two knots in front of the forehead, when wrapping the head, it is tied into two feet at the back of the head, which naturally droops. After canceling the knot in front, use copper and iron wire as dry, and prop up the soft feet to become hard feet. In the Tang Dynasty, the emperor's head and feet were bent, and the ministers drooped, and the five dynasties gradually straightened.
To the Song Dynasty, the head of the head is made of rattan grass scarf, with yarn as a table, and then painted with lacquer, called "head hat", can be taken off at will, its style has right angle, the foot of the bureau, the sky, the wind, etc., the identity is different, the style is also different. The emperor or the bureaucracy's feet are stretched straight to both sides, and the low-status tolerances and servants wear no feet, because the leno used in the head is usually blue-black, so it is also called "black yarn", and the descendants are commonly known as "black yarn hats".
At this time, it has become the main first dress of men, from the emperor to the hundred officials, in addition to the sacrificial and solemn court meetings need to wear crowns, they generally wear the shape of the head and the head, which is also obviously different from the previous generation. Officials mostly use straight feet, and servants, tolerances, or musicians with low status mostly use cross-legged or bent feet. In addition, there is a kind of flat head, also known as the flat head sample, which is a kind of soft scarf type, and the scarf on the top is low and flat, which is worn by ordinary scholars and officials when they live in banquets.
Another commonly used hat is the Dongpo scarf. Legend has it that at that time, Su Dongpo was imprisoned because of his demotion to the official position, and he could not wear the official palace in prison, so he came up with this headscarf, and Dongpo scarf was actually a prison uniform. Dongpo towels can be made of a variety of fabrics, with two layers inside and outside, the inner layer is square on all sides, slightly higher than the outer layer; The outer layer is also four-sided, but the four sides are not connected, the edge is open, the front mouth is the largest, and there are two straps behind. From princes and nobles to ordinary people, almost everyone wears it.
In fact, Su Dongpo's improved hat is far more than that, when he was demoted to Huizhou, Guangdong, he changed the "bamboo hat" used by southerners to protect against the sun and rain to "Dongpo hat", that is, adding a circle of black cloth or blue cloth several inches long at the edge of the hat to prevent direct sunlight from hitting people's faces. The local people immediately accepted this hat, and it was widely spread, and the old way on the boat is wearing this kind of hat, which can be said to be suitable for both monks and laymen.
On today's trip, everyone was dressed in civilian clothes, even the vigilant sergeants. And Zhao Hao has not yet reached the age of wearing a crown, and he generally wears a flat-headed hat in the palace, which is also used in the palace. Although it is a little unsuitable, it doesn't hurt that no one in the palace knows him and knows that the little emperor is not formal. But today he let Lang Laodao go, and he really regarded him as a servant on the ship......
"Please report it again, there are treasures to offer!" repeatedly asked to see him, but was repeatedly refused, Lang Rushan became more and more convinced that the person sitting in the boat was the person he wanted to see, and bowed to Zhao Yu again.
"Sixth son, that old Taoist said that there is a treasure to offer, just ask to see it!" Zhao Yu listened to the fake model and turned around and said.
"You can do it!" Chen Dun rolled his eyes and said, the meaning is very clear, that is, the emperor you directed and acted by yourself, and there is no script, I am just a sparring partner.
"Dao Chief, my son-in-law said that it was inconvenient to see each other, and he only asked what kind of treasure it was!" Zhao Yu didn't see it, and turned around to 'pass the word'.
"Little brother, please stop the boat first, and Poor Dao will personally present it!" Lang Rushan said with a smile, secretly thinking that he was also a wise man in Jiangnan, even if the royal family and nobles met politely, but the person on the ship was very impatient, and it was not bad to be so big.
"Why are you so verbose, my son-in-law is also something you can see casually? If you have bad intentions, will you not drag us to suffer, so that you are not interested! Zhao Yu immediately turned his face and pointed at him and scolded.
"Little brother, don't worry, there is no malice in the poor road!" Lang Rushan waved his hand again and again after hearing this, took out a palm-sized brocade box from his sleeve, thought about it and untied the ring around his waist and said, "Please also ask the little brother to cross the boat and offer it!" ”
"Wait, don't get close!" Zhao Yu turned around and gestured at Zheng Yong. He immediately understood and ordered the ship to stop. And he waited for the boat to stop, and did not get off the boat, but only handed a copy net for him to put things in.
"Little brother, don't be careful, you damage the treasure. This is the pill that took Poor Dao nine hundred and eighty-one days to refine successfully, and it has only become these few pills, which have the effect of strengthening the body and rejuvenating the youth, and it is ...... "In fact, this is already very rude, but Lang Rushan didn't think it was a pestle, put the things in the net, and kept admonishing.
"Wait, let's see it!" Zhao Yu took back the net, first took the jade pendant and put it in his sleeve, and turned around and returned to the cabin without waiting for him to finish speaking.
"Your Majesty, this is the elixir that Dao Chang Lang personally refined, it's hard to find!" Zhao Yu threw the brocade box on the low table casually, and Ma Duanlin hurriedly held it, very distressed.
"Really? Open it and take a look! Zhao Yu took out the jade pendant and took a photo, seeing that this was a good piece of mutton fat jade, and sighed that this Taoist priest was really rich, and he was so generous to reward everyone.
"Your Majesty, this is the elixir, right?" Several people carefully opened the box, only to see that there were nine pills the size of grapes, red and yellow, Wang De held it in front of the little emperor and asked.
"I don't want to eat it, so I advise you not to eat it either. Taoist alchemy is inseparable from cinnabar, gold, and lead, and is often taken, and the light ones are paralyzed in the hands and feet, and the heavy ones are speechless and stupid, all of which are harmful things! Zhao Yu glanced at it and said, he knew very well that these three minerals would cause chronic poisoning, and the best outcome would be Alzheimer's, and more gold could break the intestines and stomach at any time.
"Your Majesty, it can't be so serious, right?" Ying Xu must be influenced by his father, and alchemy is an important part of Taoist practice, he looked at the pill road.
"Hmph, what if I give you all this?" With a 'snap', Zhao Yu buckled the lid of the box and picked it up.
"This ......"
"It's so beautiful for you, when you eat it secretly, start crazy, how can I explain it to Mr.!" Zhao Yu said and threw the brocade box out of the hatch with his backhand, and landed on the small boat moored to the side.
"Official ......" Wang De exclaimed, looking at the brocade box that fell on the boat with great regret and shattered, and the pills scattered all over the ground.
"Are you begging for a beating, you dare to use fake medicine to blind my son-in-law, get out of the way, otherwise your ship will be sunk!" Zhao Yu nodded a few people, clapped his hands with his hands, and made a crisp sound. Then he covered his face and went to the hatch, and scolded angrily with a look of anger.
"How dare you deceive Your Majesty...... Noble, this is indeed a golden pill that the poor Dao has worked hard to refine! "Although Lang Rushan didn't see the situation in the cabin, he heard someone shouting 'official', and heard a crisp sound. At this moment, he understood that the person in the cabin was the person he was looking for, but he was annoyed by it, and quickly explained.
"Dare to talk nonsense. My son-in-law said that your bull's nose is clearly bluffing, if this elixir really has the effect of rejuvenating, why are you full of white hair and white beard. Zhao Yu jumped to his feet and scolded, "You eat one in front of you, if the gray hair is gone, I will believe you, otherwise I will definitely find you to repay this slap!" ”
"Huh?!" Lang Rushan was stunned for a moment when he heard this, he knew that even if he ate all the pills now, he couldn't be reborn with black hair, but his words were too full, and he couldn't regret it, seeing that a few more small guys came out of the other party's cabin, he rolled his arms and sleeves and was about to do it, and he didn't know what to do for a while.
"Eat it!" Zhao Yu saw that someone from his side was coming, and his momentum was even stronger, and he pointed to Lang Rushan Road.
"If he doesn't eat it, it means that there are ghosts in it, and he wants to murder his son!" Wang De has cooperated with the little emperor for many years, and of course he knows that he should play at this time, and he also scolds and scolds.
"This bull nose follows us all the way, and he must be plotting to murder the sixth son of our family. Arrest him, don't be afraid of him not to say anything under the punishment! Zhao Yu said and was about to jump, as if he was going to cross the boat and arrest people.
"Little brother, I'll eat it for you!" Lang Rushan saw that things were not good, so he hurriedly picked up a pill and stuffed it into his mouth, but his face was as bitter as Coptis chinensis, how could he become so miserable.
"Why do you want to track my son's boat all the way, do you want to do something wrong!" Zhao Yu saw that he had taken the pill, and he couldn't stop throwing it away.
"Little brother, the poor Taoist master and apprentice passed through the West Lake today and saw the purple qi coming from the east, there must be a noble person here, so he went down to the lake to look for it, but when he saw the purple qi in the boat, he came to talk, and wanted to see the true face of the nobleman!" Lang Rushan hurriedly swallowed the pill when he heard the sensation in his throat and replied.
"There is only fog on this lake, where does the purple gas come from, it is obvious that I saw that there are many adults on our boat, and I took the opportunity to use a few fake pills to cheat and blackmail my son-in-law for money, yes or no?" Zhao Yu asked again.
"Little brother, don't talk nonsense, Poor Dao has no such intention!" Lang Rushan said with a wry smile, how did he become a liar selling fake drugs again in a blink of an eye.
The people in the boat were already suffocating their livers, and the little emperor went in and out, talking to himself and acting a one-man show, playing an old way in a daze, incoherent, but not knowing that the true God was in front of him. Such a funny and ridiculous thing really makes people laugh, but they don't dare to laugh in front of the little emperor, so as not to lose their manners; The other one was worried that the old way would see through it and ruin His Majesty's 'good deeds', so he could only hold back. And what everyone didn't expect was that the little emperor still had such a ability, not only did he not blush when he lied, but he also made you indisputable, and he didn't know where he learned it.
"Little brother, don't deceive people too much, Lang Zhenren of Dongxiao Palace will not do anything to cheat people out of money!" Seeing that Lang Rushan was being forced to be embarrassed, Deng Mu in the cabin couldn't sit still anymore, and shouted out of the cabin......