Chapter 90: The Sword Gives the Hero
The occurrence of this situation is enough to prove that Fang Baihua has been completely led astray by Eleven Lang. It's just that if he really plays a scoundrel, where is Baihua Shishilang's opponent.
Tian Shiyi also grinned and said, "I just explained to our mother that I really slept on the table for a night." ”
Hearing this, Baihua really blushed, but he didn't let go of his foot as Tian Shiyi expected, nor did he kick him into the flower garden.
Fang Baihua, who blushed like Guan Gong, bared her white teeth, smiled a little scary, and said, "Your body is so weak, what is the use of always doing that set of gymnastics." I just have time today, I'll teach you martial arts. ”
Tian Shiyi didn't think about it, and immediately shook his head and said, "Don't learn." ”
After that, Tian Shiyi didn't know what method he used, so he suddenly pulled out and turned around and ran, and the speed was really not much better than the cultivation during the victory period.
Fang Baihua was stunned for a moment, and looked down to see that Eleven Lang's shoes were still under his feet, but the people and feet had already run away. The mobile terminal one-second memory provides you with wonderful \ novel reading.
In ancient times, there were golden cicadas taking off their shells, and now there are eleven shoes off. Although Fang Baihua had the heart to catch up, there were a lot of people in the other courtyard, and he finally failed to show his face.
In order not to be blocked in the room by Fang Baihua to "learn martial arts", Tian Shiyi bolted the door to death, but it was Monk Fang who came to knock on the door.
The reason why the monk came to Brother Eleven was to teach martial arts.
Monk Fang said that Brother Eleven's body is too weak, and now he is the owner of Taihu Water Village, and he can't say when he will encounter danger, so he must have some capital to save his life.
has watched countless martial arts since he was a child, how could Tian Shiyi not have a martial arts dream. Although it is impossible to practice those peerless skills in the book, let alone become an immortal who flies with a sword, it is also good to retreat to the next best thing and be a hero with strong martial arts.
He had already asked when he opened the Ice Fruit Shop, if he wanted to practice martial arts well, he needed to suffer too much, and the hard training time of Zama Bu alone would be measured in years, and Tian Shiyi didn't want to suffer so much. And it is already a little late for him to start practicing martial arts at his current age, not to mention that Fang Baihua said that practicing martial arts is a fake thing that can make up for his clumsiness, she and Shiyi Lang will not be able to become top masters in this life, only Monk Fang has hope.
Seeing Brother Eleven shaking his head, Monk Fang was a little worried. Teaching Brother Eleventh Brother Martial Arts is a task arranged by his aunt, if Brother Eleven doesn't learn to death, how should he do it?
There was no way, Monk Fang planned to sit down and persuade Brother Eleven.
People who are good at fists want to convince people who are good at bickering, how cute the idea is. Sure enough, Monk Fang was convinced by Brother Eleven, and he actually signed an unequal treaty with Brother Eleven, promising that when Taihu Lake Water Village encountered an enemy with strong martial arts, he would definitely do his best to help.
Seeing that Monk Fang was surrounded into the pit by Eleven Lang, Fang Baihua, who was hiding outside the door, finally couldn't bear to push the door in.
Blocking the door and not giving Shishiro a chance to escape, Baihua said: "Answer me a question, if the answer satisfies me, I will no longer force you to practice martial arts." ”
Fang Baihua really wanted to teach Shiyi Lang martial arts.
It seems that Fang Baihua also knows that since Tian Shiyi has become the owner of the water village, he has stepped into the muddy water of the green forest. As the so-called people can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes, they don't have any martial arts, and if they really encounter danger, they are afraid that their lives will be over.
Baihua asked: "If you encounter an opponent, you only have the opportunity to stab a sword, where can you kill with a single blow." ”
The eleventh brother is the eleventh brother, and without thinking about it, he immediately replied: "Stab his left milk"
As he spoke, Tian Shiyi also looked at the heart of Baihua.
Sister Baihua's face turned red, she found that there were too few times when she didn't blush when she talked to Shiyi Lang, why was this scoundrel so angry?
With an annoyed hand, Fang Baihua threw out a small cloth bag, landed steadily on the table, and then turned around and left. Eleven Lang's gaze made Baihua really not have the courage to continue standing in the room.
There were two things in the cloth bag, one was the shoe that was kidnapped by Fang Baihua, and the other was a dagger.
The dagger is less than half a foot long, the shark skin scabbard, and the blade of Lan Wow Wow are sharp at first glance.
"Green basket?" Monk Fang exclaimed in surprise.
The green basket is the name of this dagger, although it is a little feminine, but it is a treasure blade handed down from the Fang family, and I don't know why it is in the hands of Baihua.
Nowadays, it is naturally cheaper Eleven Lang.
There is a way to give a sword to a hero, no matter how you look at it, Brother Fang doesn't look like a hero, Monk Fang has a lot of resentment in his heart, and feels that Brother Eleven must know how to use some fists and kicks to be worthy of this blade.
Pure people are generally a bit dead-eyed, and it is always a troublesome thing to convince people who are dead-eyed.
There will never be only one solution to anything, and interrupting and diverting the attention of the other party is almost a tried-and-true means for Tian Shiyi.
If you want to make people forget their original purpose, it is most useful to talk about the topics he is best at and the most interesting.
"When punching, the strength of the hips is very important." Tian Shiyi said: "A small detail, the mechanics completely change. ”
Tian Shiyi talked eloquently, joint skills, grappling techniques, Jeet Kune Do, Tai Chi, Bagua You Dragon Palm, Wudang Cloud Ladder, and wrestling, this lecture lasted for more than an hour.
In the end, Tian Shiyi said: "I say this not to let you learn a lot of martial arts, but to increase your knowledge. The more moves you can make, the better, and some people don't care what moves others use, they just slash and never defeat ......"
Monk Fang looked at Brother Eleven in surprise, not knowing what else this titular little master didn't understand. There is a kind of person in this world who is born to know, is Brother Eleven this kind of person?
It's just that you've said so much, why can't you demonstrate a one-and-a-half-trick? I can't listen to it, I just don't know how to play.
To say that Tian Shiyi can still play a game or two. All kinds of Tai Chi in the video, don't you see a shape if you don't know how to practice?
According to the appearance of the eleventh brother, Monk Fang figured out Tai Chi while gesturing.
Tian Shiyi pointed to the monk and said, "You must be slow, you are not Tai Chi, you are too anxious, anxious." ”
Monk Fang didn't know when he was contaminated with the bad habit of loving face, and he was unconvinced: "Don't you say that this is a Taoist thing, Taoism pays attention to the Taishang Laojun's urgency as the law, how can it be done if he is not in a hurry?" ”
The two were arguing, but Tian Shiyi was thinking in his heart: "Finally let the monk forget about the dagger 'green basket'." Baihua is also yes, if you send the heirloom of the Fang family, can't you secretly give it to me when no one is around? It's a lot of ......."
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